splitting violent sections off and boxing them in usually works

>be infront of crowd of rioting roody-poos
>throw bucket of fried chicken in the center
>let them kill each other over it
>pick off the survivers with a kosh to the head

everythingworkedoutbeterthanexpected.jpeg

>>346490473

this

Let em loose! you do not fuck with the k9`s man

plain clothes people to join in with rioters and identify leaders - take out the leaders and the sheep are powerless

HORSES !

STAND THE FUCK BACK

Riot police armed with chainsaws and riot shields.

Riot police also spray petrol scented water over the crowds, and threaten to burn them alive.

I heard shooting at them help

If I was in charge, every one of those fuckup basement dwelling anarchists would have been gunned down on the first night.

ride giraffes. they kick real shit

>>346490099

Notheing.

You cant fight these people.

There numbers are to large and they could go out of control.

Violence begets Violence

your best bet is to circle around where the riots are happening. Keep the riots out of the upper/middle class parts of them and let them take over the lower class parts. Riots will die then. When that happens, come in with the force of god on these fuckers. find stolen items, arrest on sight. Blah blah blah.

Microwave array

Unless they like the feel of burning alive nobody will resist

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

and just like that the crowd is controlled

>>346491939

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Sunday_%281905%29

grab looters and make them eat a full bag of marshmallows

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>346492176
lol forgot the pic

Don't know why they aren't using sound/pain -wave projectors, foam cannons. NATO has them.

Effective technique? Beat them and show them you mean business.

Instead, British police are threatening to tell the rioter's parents about how bad their children were. Boo fucking hoo.

tell them IT crowd in on the telly

would anynewt gingrich here have the desire to go help small businesses ?

Stand guard, help deter and help cleanup ?

>>346490099
I would fly plane loads of corn chips over the crowds of roody-poos. They might get offended at the Chicken and Watermelon references, but I've never seen a roody-poo turn down a mother fucking corn chip.

Kettling; psychologically it fucks you up, it's more effective in colder weather though.

tell there mums

>>346491904
>this

>>346492770
if you show him kicking it will really get the message out

Group A: 75 mounted officers with batons, gas masks and tear gas grenades.
Group B: 75 infantry officers with guns.

-Group A will charge the rioters, throwing in their grenades.
-Group B will fire at the rioters while group A performs a 360 degree turn to prepare the next step.
-Group A will perform a cavalry shock into the confused, weeping (teargas) rioters, bashing the living fuck out of them with their batons, vigorously slaying them, helped by the trample caused by horses.
-Group A will retreat after some time, the rioters will count their losses and reform the lines.
-Group B will fire at the rioters (accidently hitting Group A's communication radios, but that's another story). While group A performs another 360 degree turn.
-It goes on until every single rioter has been slain.

instead of plastic bullets throw Nutella at them. Britfags go nuts for that crap

1.throw them i the tower
2. Off with their heads

Lets face it, this is the best

>>346494174
Funny you should say that

get Kate to do all night slut cams so they all go home to wunk

>>346490099
join them

>>346494706

>funny you should say that

Nerve gas, guaranteed to end this shit in an hour

have the cops dress as dentists

>phalanx of riot police with shields on every road around the problem area
>break open
>small group of armoured police charge in
>grab rioters
>drag them back through the phalanx
>beat them to shit

also bean bag rounds and tear gas
and TA
and [senior] cadets

Bullets

op is prime minister

I'd say Ring of Frost is the most effective mass CC.

I would start by bashing the OP's head in with a brick.

>>346491704

they're not basement dwellers, and not anarchists; however they are, undoubtedly, scum.

fire hoses. line up a load of fire engines and spray them the fuck down. usually works

>>346495926

we need frost mages patrolling the streets, tbh

i'd say k9 with armed landmines and flamethrowers

AK's with rubber bullets and tear gas.

Run the fuckers off the streets.

street sweeper ftw. clears a street in seconds

>>346495926
i dont know hungering cold was op too prenerf...

set charlie bronson on them

Use CR gas on them, a more potent, long lasting version of CS gas.

Get the Disney land riot control

but thenagain there's mass dispell, better go for single target cc with markings for every player in the party. Takes more time but people will watch their own cc.

get the germans to start another blitz

>>346495295

get mr bean to drive them home

salvia smoke grenades

post crowd control techniques?

Imagine you were in charge of a group of police tonight in your English city - what are the most effective techniques?

Fixed that for you. No riots in Wales, NI and Scotland.

Sexy white girls in bikini's with beer = people get drunk, fuck skanks, passout out. Send in a giant trojan horse with traps and oiled bikini models that spew beer out of the horses ass.

get a PM who is more butch like thatcher

>>346498002
Fucking this
Or at least tear gas

>>346490099

Shoot everyone that raises his arm in the leg.

Mortars. Lots of'em.

>>346498439
>Shoot everyone that raises his arm in the leg.
>everyone that raises his arm in the leg.
>that raises his arm in the leg.
>raises his arm in the leg.
>his arm in the leg.
>arm in the leg.

this

>>346498439
Shoot everyone that raises his leg in the cock

Fight fire with fire...see how the fucks like getting set on fire

>>346498439
Shoot everyone that raises his cock on the knee

Mustard gas

>>346499313
shoot every cock in the egg

Ttactics? Really?

This.

End of discussion.

>>346495855

Well since its the UK theyre pussy cops.

If this was the USA the SUPERIOR country the cops would shoot by now.

OP, I see wat you did thar. I lol'd pretty hard.

Well done. 9/10

>>346500026
you retard.
trigger happy police is what started this whole mess

>>346496295
>>346496295


let there be warlocks..warlocks everywhere

invites


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>>346495855
>>346495855
>>346495855
>>346495855
>>346495855
>>346495855
>>346495855
>>346495855
>>346495855

>>346490099
i would sabotage the operation :D

My technique:

>show lethal weapons
>make it clear that disobeying the orders will lead to getting shot
>first dude to disobey gets shot in the fucking kneecaps
>nobody else dares disobey

Solved.

>>346499535
shoot every eye in the ovary

Look all you have to do is hire a couple of pokemon trainers that have blastoise and have the blastoise use hydro pump, so that way the rioters will have a nice cool water like park environment to cool off from the sun because its really hot because its really summer.

>>346500536
>>>/a/53123151

Same guy?

Machine guns, lots and lots of machine guns.

captcha pwvaryb solution

the ret pallies need to repent, the mages need to polymorph, the locks need to fear... the shamans need to hex...and hunters need to frost trap... we should be fine if everyone CCs their designated target.

Water cannon.
Helicopters spreading water over crowds.

They can't beat the police with a cold and hypothermia.

Airships

pic related

>>346500524
chuck the whole mess straight down the particle accelerator

Nigs?

Throw books at them.

>>346501013
>hypothermia
>hypo

Someone got it right

"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable."
-JFK

Get three ladies in their mid-90's to get naked and stand around.

Crowd = Gone

>>346500870

>>346491939

>There numbers are to large and they could go out of >control.
>Violence begets Violence

If you bring an entirely different level of violence to the table, then violence ends pretty darn quick.

Have everyone burn everything so they don't have anyting to burn.

>>346501548

Kill all of the retarded eurocunts.

surely the point has to be made that violence and looting is an unacceptable form of protest.
what the rioters are doing is fighting fire with fire, what the police should be doing is putting down a firm warning to stop, combined with forcibly removing violent people from the street.


>mfw i just saw a post on facebook "And anyway we wouldnt be shooting brtish people, half of them are probably illegal immigrants anyway."

>>346501500
good thinking! you are the only one here dumber than the Pokemon twerp

FIRE

one hawkei with capsicum spray dispensers
problem solved

>>346501661
You're just mad because I thought of it first.

>>346502222
Earth

tear gas, rubber bullets (A LOT), some nice loud music, some beers and a good mood

>>346502252
Just get a mod to permaban them and then lock down the site they are rioting on while they're resetting their IPs

I would release a press release stating that a certain bank had tons of gold and that it wasn't properly secured, and that those who tried to enter it would be arrested.

Then I would set up explosives, and blow the bank up when the looters came.

That would set an example.

>>346502216

i am guessing you think these mobs are righteous warriors fighting for a cause rather than scum robbing cash for gold shops and bargain booze

>>346502694
wrong

>>346501426

Fear could work

x1000

>>346503019
Such bad language

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CR_gas

>>346503794
>some fatalities in children
fucking do it

The plan.

Go to youtube get all best pictures from videos of riot perpetrators.

The go to all facebook groups that gather the profile (EDL for instance) of the arrest figures 20 to 30 year old black/white middle class males. There are a lots of street youths in on it too so search their lairs.

Then use face recognition software after identities gained and photos.

Search all, mobilise. Send pictures to employers, schools.. you know the drill.

I hope you realise this will probably give the police new powers. We can add the to the terrorism act to be proper fucked!

We need to strike and show them we can be a force for good, and the need for new laws aren't.

Come on b/ros

>>346504211
that's a lot of work couldn't you jerk off on your own for once?

send in this prick

This works

>>346505199
that's a great idea, So you think Japan needs more radiation?

Ring Activision/Infinity Ward and tell them to release Modern Warfare 3 early

>>346494300
dis nigga

We have this

Active Denial System.

U(k) Jelly?

Play classic music

>>346505693
no
puddles of people aren't cool

>>346505656
dis nigga

Could anyone get me a higher res version pic of the OP's pic?

EAT THE OP

give live ammo
order to shot every muslim and blackfuck at sight

Horses. People have a predisposition to get out of the way good for splitting crowds

I work at Warwick Castle. I'd raid the great hall, shut the portcullis and get the urderholes warmed up. Then sent a plain clothed cop into the crowd and suggest that the Castle has poorly secured weapons. Watch them all flood into death, Total War style.

>>346490099
spray the crowd with machine gun fire and frag grenades...then fire hoses and shovels to clean up the mess...

Shoot them, fuck it!

you bunch of greedy criminal thugs

armored tank with water cannon, need i say more?

this shit would have been solved in 3 hours if it was in NY

are they still going?

plastics bullets. let's do this.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/aug/09/uk-riots-police-tough-lockdown

I say they make it at least enjoyable for the rest of us to watch...

The brits should put on the good ole 'red coat' and fix bayonets.

A couple of musket volleys then wade into the scum. Hell I would PAY to see that

send in more alcohol than they can handle

Follow the Comedian's footsteps.

Rubber bullets, beanbag rounds for shotguns and water cannons mounted on APCs, all of which the police have access to.

Dump trashbags full of pot. Then everyone will chill out

>>346507599
they've authorised plastic bullets, one up from rubber
also the orders have changed to actually try and catch people instead of watch

YO CHEK OUT MY LOOT

>>346502440
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-c_h7q-3iM

Being from a UK city not in England, I'd join my city-folk in laughing at you trouble-making toffs.

>>346491704

mutherfucking this

This at 2:00 (worth the watch)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d02gcgkGBIY&feature=related

It happens in London too so...

>>346507459
make them watch benny hill and lull them into a coma

Kettling.

/thread

>>346508358
fuck off goof

>>346508638
you can suck my dick

word.

send in teh countertrolls. pic related, it's the counter trolls.

just teasergun every fucking gay ass riotfag down
gtfo

>>346491651
tottaly this

>>346508927
oh a gay nazi what a surprise

Shoot everyone with brown skin... problem solved, crowd controlled

Water trucks
Only with fire

banks fuck up

society has to pay

tuition up 3x

fuck the youngest generation
no future for u :P

>they riot

criminals!

human catapult??

human battering ram?

deploy the human example

<<-- This

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wpCf0FsZKQ
bamp

>>346509797
that's not a bad point.
you know it's going to be our generation that has to deal with the fucked up climate/ecosphere/atmosphere etc

Get one of those microwave emitters that troops use on top of humvees to control riots in iraq/iran.

get a watercanoon and shot those roody-poos with 20 bar in there fucking black face

>>346510089
government turns its back on the people
people will kick the government

>>346510089
Cept riots just piss off the old people, not everyone has to go to an expensive as fuck college.

just been in manchester, did fuck all wrong, shit load of riot police come over to us, i put my hands up against the bus stop fuckin dickhead grabs hold of my neck and threatens me with the cosh and throws us away, fuck man

I'd get into them, and fuck them up.

>>346510473
>expensive as fuck college.
they're all expensive as fuck cus they're all the same fucking price

cloas down the main street from both ends.

launch tear gas in the crowd. Then drive apc's in and use water cannon to get the motherfuckers down.

at same time officers will fend off stray citizens with rubber bullets.

gather the crowd with bulldozers or horse patrol.

Wait wtf is happening in the UK?

Honestly if I was one of the rich folk in one of those highrises, I'd just sit with a sniper silencer combo performing crowd control. I'd say most of the rioters are just there to cause trouble and steal shit, and don't actually give a fuck about changing the government.

>>346490099
Fully automated machine guns.
Fire at will orders.
best cc this side of the meridian.

Remember COD4 level death from above?

That.

>Tell my group of police to go home
>Do my part in the revolution

>>346501548
>>346501548
>>346501548
>>346501548
>>346501548
>>346501548
>>346501548

and you have this uneducated, destitute generation. of course they're going to turn to lucrative crime, and the new ones will as well.

because the fuckers on canary wharf places bets with other peoples money

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

water guns

sent this guy

call the seattle police dept and ask about 1999 wto riots

fuckin pussy brits
>OH BOLLOCKS MATE

Cunt on the news - ''Listen to the black youth''. You know what? I'm sick n' tired o' listenin' to the black youth n' hearin' all their self righteous grievances. Fuck the black youth. The world doesnt owe you a favour cuz yer a different colour alright? I think ye'll find we're all on the same boat, whether youre black, white, old or young. I wish these idiots would get off their high horse about race. It's really got fuck all to do with anything. Stupid, fuckin' bastards.

Use a crane to get the rioters out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ninV5yx7FW4
greetz from Toronto

>>346490099
Theres so much spaghetti all over the ground in this pic OP

must be disgusting over there.

>>346512856

>>346513015

bUNCH OF HOES BEGGING TO BE PIMPED

the gangster roody-poo who shot at police

DUGGAN NEVER FIRED A SHOT

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-14459516

the cops just killed him in cold blood

remember that bullshit about a bullet lodged in the cops radio?

The initial results confirmed a bullet found lodged in a police officer's radio was a "jacketed round" - a police issue bullet consistent with being fired from a force Heckler and Koch MP5.

Call these guys:

>>346514085

That Nigger had a gun

he was a danger to other people and the cops
eavan if he didnt shoot first

>>346514612
guy had no history of violence

they made up a crock story about him shooting first

cover up much?

sound like a trigger happy cop - or they wanted to get rid of him - he obviously had some pull

I remember watching footage of a riot squad walking in line, bashing their shields with their batons all in sync, to scare the shit out of the protestors. Quite possibly the most awesome thing I've ever seen... Can't find it online though /sadface

damn I head met cops were corrupt, but shit

these are the same pieces of shit that were taking pay offs from Repurt Murdoc's organization

>>346514887

he had a fucking gun in his possession
you don't look up people's history will they have a gun in there possestion

you make share they dont use it, he was a DANGER TO PEOPLE HE WAS CARRYING A FUCKING GUN YOU STIPID NIGGER

>>346514887
was a roody-poo, deserved to die

windex

>>346515589
thats not justification to kill him !

hes a gangster - you need to have a gun on you in certain parts of london, its lawlessness

he was traveling in a cab, home to his fiance and 4 kids

wtf did he get shot for?

u the nig­ger, if you support this shit

the rule of law MUST apply to the police, or the entire system is rotten

>>346515382
>>346515382

This?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eif9YOqYB9g

>>346515589
eh man everyone that carries a gun isn't a fucking killer... i carry a gun and i don't go around killing ppl with it.

>>346514085
and every other gun on earth, dumbass

>>346516028
presumably, that gun is legal in your country.
in this country, due to the blanket ban on handguns, just buying one is a significant risk, of you're not a dangerous person, why would you bother?

>>346515909
it was a farce

cop infiltrators burned part of the financial district
then attacked all of the legit protesters
they attacked people in wheelchairs

1000 ppl arrested

1 billion spent on security for Toronto
fake laws enacted

>>346516028
>>346515870

they are illegal to carry in public

>>346516086
The police watchdog said ballistic tests showed "no evidence that the handgun found at the scene was fired".

>fagg­ot

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>roody-poos rioting
>place KFC bucket
>lace all chicken with cyanide

Situation averted. But only with roody-poos.

>>346516298

so you get shot down for it ?!

travesty - they are saying they found it in his sock

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWNc8oVSjrA

Duggan was a catalyst, this is all planned, new control measures will be implemented soon.
Thank you complicit greedy masses for acting exactly how we, your masters, predicted. Please feel free to steal as much cheap Chinese child slavery produce as possilbe and smash windows and burn local community family run shops.
More power to you, urr I mean us, in our public funded mansions and holiday homes.

1. Encourage all chicken takeaways to fry chicken in rat poison
2. ???
3. Profit

free showers!

This is how we fix the riots on my city:

>>346516028

I carry myself

Portable castration device.
Catch rioters and looters, cut balls off.

The benefits of this are threefold:

1) No balls - lower testosterone and decreased aggression.
2) No reproduction - the great unwashed of the world will be in decline.
3) Fewer scummy cunts - demand for government benefits in the future will be greatly reduced and the money saved can go towards rebuilding the community.

If you break the law, your human rights should be forfeit. Shoot baton rounds at them, hit them with tear gas and tazers. The hoodies and roody-poos should be hit hard, with no mercy.

>>346516696
hurp durp

cryptic warning from the toilet

>>346516555

he shouldent have been a known Gangztaz carry a weapon

would you shoot at some guy not causing a threat to you?
i dont think so

He must of ben doing something
you know like wielding his gun about been all Gangsta!!

Chicken is poison anyway, then add MSG, death is slow, profit is more

>>346515909
>>346515909
Pretty cool, but the one i was thinking of, they were in a line, like a square formation, but with only a couple of rows. They were hitting a bit more enthousiastically too, haha. Awesome find though, would explode with awesomeness if someone found the one I was thinking about. Thanks though

I believe it might have been in the Oslo riots, or around that time. I guess 2009-2010

>>346517210
he was in a taxi

did not have a gun out

the guy sitting beside him got shot and killed too


what sort of threat would a met cop, with body armour and fucking MP5 feel?

>>346517143

tear gass launchers

seriously why don't we have them in the UK