Go on..

Are you Jon Bejamin?

who have you worked with?

>>345767256
Ask away

>>345767426
no

>>345767570
Well, who have you worked with?

Have you been on QI?

British? American? Non- ?

WHO THE FUCK HAVE YOU WORKED WITH YOU NIGGER

What kind of celebrity? Australian soap? Popular comedian? Hollywood star? Former Big Brother Contestant?

>Celebrity
>on /b/

Hmmm

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I am Sean Locke

How would you rate your stardom, AAA, AA, A, BBB, BB, B, CCC, CC, C, EEE, EE, E. be honest.

>>345767870
Now you can tell us the truth, and this won't be a credible source. "Bill Bailey was on newt gingrich! Anon said it was him!"

sage

tried to put sage in captcha too; didn't work

also sage.sage not acceptable file format

you name is will , whats you last name star with .

>>345767186

why do you think anyone gives a shit? your on newt gingrich, your a fаggоt. and a newfаggоt at that.

>>345768080
I realize a lot of threads have needed saging in the last couple hours, but now you're just coming across as childish.

OP is a man?

>>345768138

>mfw summer

>>345767617
I've worked with adam sandler enough said.
>>345767787
Comedian
>>345767967
Not to be stuck up but I go with AA

this isn't devito again is it?

ITT: 21 Questions with a nobody

seth rogen go back to canada you unfunny fuck

You're as celebrity as the last shit I took!

>>345768283

No, Mfw summer. Get the fuck off my /b/ tumblr fаg

Who is Adam Sandler again? It seems like I should have heard of him.

>>345768462
I saw the pictures

So, pretty big?

adam sandler is a washed up jew and if you reveal your name everyone will associate you as a has-been 3rd rate actor

>>345768300

Do you podcast?

. . . AS THE LAST SHIT I TOOK!

what do you think about the masses slowly moving from old media to the internet? do you have any plans to cope with this?

personally I don't watch movies unless a friend recommends something

>>345768711
yes

Adam isn't that bad everyone. Plus he just one of the few. I personally liked working with Robert d. jr and Johnny D.

>mfw Rob Schnieder

>>345769127

are you a Nigger?

who is the hottest celeb cunt you've fucked?

>>345769546

Oh yeah, tell some anonymous celebrity sex stories

how does badger milk taste?

Who is Tom Cruise sucking off these days?

>>345769862
inb4 etc etc

Can you prove your celebrity? Time stamp an award? I am suspecting summerfag till proof.

make a movie about /b/

kthxbai

>>345769119

Well, im going to assume you're one of those nerdy arrogant hipsterfags that did some geeky/comic book movie. Am i on the right track?

>>345770081

lol u troll me

>>345769394
No.
>>345769546
The best celebrity cunt. Well to make a long story short I was able to get some out of Courtney cox. Really want to get Olivia Munn
>>345769708
Not Sure.

Do you think they still hate your guts in Canada? 'cause we do.

>>345770295

Trollin, but dont care. You better have a name in mind candy-ass.

>>345770295
Has another celebrity ever watched you having sex?

Bonus: who

is it true that you have to be of a specific bloodline to get anywhere in hollywood, if so how is this determined? Did you have to go out of your way to prove it or did producers just find out by themselves?

What's the most recent movie you were in?

>>345770295

You are so fucking dead

ITT:

>>345768300

you better not be WINNING!

Do you have any plants?

Zoolander up in this bitch

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>>345767186

take a timestamp pic of something in your house right now to establish your celebrity lifestyle or you're a neckbeard basement troll.

>>345770631
you have to be a kike.

else you are too much of a threat to ugly jew-nose bitches like jessica parker.

>>345770509
Very nice question. I have been caught once at a dinner party. It was Rob who walked in on us. Very funny since he was talking to the same girl that night.

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>>345770903

THIS

plant with timestamp plz

>>345771078
hah

>>345771023

Sorry, no camera right now :(

>>345768300
> AA
R u the USA?

>>345771023
second this

Will Smith I'm calling it

Post a pic of you and another celeb, but black out your face or whatever. Blow my mind.

>>345771187

Yes. Hollywood Hills, to be exact.

>>345771178
bullshit summerfag
also, are you deliberately misspelling "celebrity"?

>>345770631
No never even heard of this.
>>345770746
Sorry that give me away. It is a comedy though.
>>345770861
Met him a couple of time always knew he was crazy.

no camra = sumerfag.
/thread.
Move along /b/. Nothin to see here.

Captcha: future iacto

>>345771037

No, I'm not a member of the "Tribe", but a lot of my showbiz buddies are ;)

>>345771178

>AA "celebrity"
>no camera

soundslegitstill.bmp

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>>345771023

you must have a camera.. GET US A PLANT

you won't get anywhere here without a camera and a plant

seth rogen

game over

>>345771339

lol, no. Will and Jada are great people, tho.

zach galifgdftrfbtrg?

sage goes in all fields

>>345770405

lol. Actually, Canada has some of my most rabid fans. The chicks are CRAZY up there.

Do you smoke considerable amounts of weed? Do alot of other celebrities smoke as well?

>>345767186
OP, have you worked with Russell Crowe?

>>345771816
Justin bieber
/thread

>>345771816

>>Had sex with Canadian woman infected with rabies

If you're a AA celeb and have no camera, I'm sure the paparazzi lurking in the bushes would let you borrow theirs.

is it you, the true betafag of hollywood?

>>345771964
This guy makes betas everywhere proud.

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>>345770405

Has anyone here guessed dead on/or very close?

>>345771477
Not me ;)
>>345771869
Never on a film, but we were in talks together for a project that never saw light.
>>345771852
Hellz yeah!

Did you work in craft services OP?

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>>345767186
>mfw david spade

any relation?

>>345772098
absolutely not, especially not everyone who guessed seth rogen

>>345767186

I gotta leave you guys, im going to go shoot Boondock Saints 3. This was fun :)

there is a disturbing lack of plants in this thread

Are you some sweaty fat ass on /b/ who thinks hes trolling but aint doing a very good job

>>345772325
fail at namefaggin'
try again troll

>>345772098
Sorry, can't say cause that might give it all away. it has been established that I'm a gentile and I'm NOT Will Smith ;)

What movies have you starred in op?

Will Ferrel?

>>345772425
Not a Celeb Either Nice Tripcode Fag

>>345772349
has not begun filming yet...........

you're all aware your being trolled by some underage summerfag right.

not only does every celeb have the means to take a photo, every fucker with a computer does. if op hasn't got a camera on his phone then i'm britney spears

How long ago did you work with Robert Downey Jr.
1-5 years ago
5-10 years ago
10-15 years ago
15-20 years ago
more than 20

>>345772349
HHHHHNNNNGGGG

>>345772549
Are you Britney Spears? Plus true Statment

If you're a celebrity

How did you get here?

Did you come "for the porn, stay for the lols" like the rest of us?

>>345772537

U skeptical brah?