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    16 KB OP 08/04/11(Thu)07:49:15 No.345328938  
    Ask a Dept Human Services Centrelink worker anything
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)07:58:02 No.345329823
    >>345328938
    I feel for you bro... Working with those fucking ingrates would drive me up the wall...

    You, sir, So a great service by handling that filth.
    >> OP 08/04/11(Thu)07:59:28 No.345329960
    haha thats true, thats why we get paid "ok" for it
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)07:59:47 No.345329987
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    git fucked cunt and gimme mah moniz
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)08:00:54 No.345330102
    i had to go down to centrelink to fill out a form for uni

    holy fuck, never again
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)08:01:17 No.345330143
    >>345329960

    So do cops and teachers and they go a great service too.

    Just saiyan man. You do a good job.
    >> OP 08/04/11(Thu)08:02:32 No.345330278
    >>345330143

    cheers /b/rother
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)08:03:41 No.345330400
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    ARRGGHHh Wheres mah dole ya cunt
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)08:04:05 No.345330438
    now i work at the bendigo bank, and i cant tell you how many times a customer has blamed us for their pension not going in saying we are stealing their money, get your shit together so we dont have to deal with fuckheads
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)08:04:36 No.345330490
    >>345328938

    How do you do it? How do you get through the day?!
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)08:04:44 No.345330507
    >>345330278

    Also. Heres something you might be bale to help me with.

    I got eligible for youth allowance just last week. Which is terrific, Cause i started uni.

    Uni was shit and wasn't the course i wanted so i dropped out, Which was shit, but i found a course thats exactly what i want, and i'm doing it online.

    Will that affect my payment? even though i still need to buy text books and shit for the course? or not? I really hope not, I need this money.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)08:05:03 No.345330540
    whats the pay like aye?
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)08:06:17 No.345330668
    do you get trained to keep the lines long and do jack shit. also suggest stupid shit like filling out forms online when you know they dont even work.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)08:07:19 No.345330776
    Why are you so retarded and send multiple letters for the same thing while giving money to other retards who don't need it.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)08:08:23 No.345330880
    Why are all Centrelink employees obese, female, unattractive and have room temperature IQs
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)08:08:39 No.345330905
    im a student, what can i claim?
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)08:09:43 No.345331007
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    >>345330507

    be bale?
    How about you finish High School first and hone your grammar, punctuation and spelling first before you move onto University. You were probably kicked out after a week of poor performance and shunned back to your basement, Faggot.

    Get a job, you are the cancer killing Australia.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)08:11:56 No.345331218
    >>345331007
    >>345331007
    >>345331007

    Lmao, you're cute.

    No, the cancer is the amount of immigrants and stupid politicians.

    2/10, sir.
    >> OP 08/04/11(Thu)08:12:18 No.345331248
    shouldnt really affect your youth allowance, just will need to be classed as full time study and recognized.


    My salary is $59000, not terrible for an easy job.


    And yes, we get specific training on how to make people be on hold for atleast 10 mins, to be funny cunts sometimes, we will randomly pick some people and hang up on them.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)08:12:52 No.345331317
    Does centrelink purposely hire people of different ethnicities to appear politically correct? Or is it so they can identify/communicate with immigrants better?
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)08:13:12 No.345331344
    You guys do a good job OP. Very tolerant, respectful and courteous. On behalf of schizo anon who can't hold down a job, thank you for not being overly critical and anal about our requirements.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)08:14:52 No.345331519
    >>345331248

    Thanks for the answer, bro.

    So just tell them it is a recognized uni course, just online and will still need text books and such?
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)08:15:00 No.345331535
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    >> OP 08/04/11(Thu)08:16:07 No.345331639
    will need to be updated in your employment pathway plan, plus will need proof of enrollment
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)08:16:31 No.345331679
    >>345331248
    each person 10 minutes or do you pick cunts at random? also do you know that most of the internet form filling is bs?
    >> heyyyOP Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)08:18:49 No.345331917
    how much will i get for being a full time tafe student, living NOT with any family. thing is mum pays rent, dad gives money for food, dad owns a property but doesnt make that much profit
    pay 140 a week
    suggestions? im struggling to eat D:
    >> OP 08/04/11(Thu)08:20:16 No.345332066
    >>345331917
    how old are you?
    been living out of home for over 2 years?
    We wouldnt know if your old lady pays your rent, know what i am saying?
    >> heyyOP Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)08:26:41 No.345332731
    >>345332066
    Hmmmmm... I am registered as living with my dad, who lives far away, and i havent lived with him since 2007. so i lived with mum in 2010 for a bit, but if i leave that out will i get a better pay? shes not my guardian i dont think. im 199 now btw and my mum cant afford my rent too much longer

    i have a laptop as liquid assets, nothing in the bank, parents dont live in same city as me, and fucking textbooks i need to buy about $100 worth, can i claim more for more 'course expenses'?
    >> OP 08/04/11(Thu)08:31:21 No.345333232
    if you are a full time student, or job seeker, definately hit up youth allowance /b/ro. Your assetts will be classed as fuck all, they only care about how much cash in the bank. If asked your olds are only helping you while you have no income.



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