Self-bump.

subway sucks, i worked there for a year.
eat at quiznos/jersey mikes/jimmy johns ANYTHING is better than subway.
anddddd my question is whats your favorite sub to make for yourself? mine was chikin bacon ranch flatbread

Why is it so hard to make a plain ham sub with mayo? Why do you fuckers always mess up my damn order!

>>345161803
I usually make either the oven roasted chicken or just a veggie with everything on it. No tomatoes, 'cause they're always disgusting.

>>345161885
I have no idea how anyone could fuck that up.

>>345161885
Why go to Subway to eat a fucking ham sandwich ?

>>345161986

You have no imagination man. I go to town with mine.

The best part is when I make it and customers are like OMG that looks amazing, and I grin like a prick and tell them its for staff only. I hate customers. Most of them anywya

What's safe to order?

>>345162259
Fuck yeah. Most of the customers don't even read the fucking menu. They don't even know where the line starts, even though there's a sign that says "please order here". We always have to herd the fuckers back to the right side of the store so that they don't have to yell from the register.

Subway's ingredients have gone down hill over the last few years.

>>345162445
Very few things are actually GOOD for you, but the ham, turkey, and roast beef are never fucked with and are marginally healthy. Chicken breast has low fat but metric asstons of sodium. My coworkers are always doing shit like mixing Tuna and crab with their hands, and prepping cheese without any gloves on, shit like that.

foot long Italian bread with teriyaki chicken lathered with double american cheese. On top off that i want green peppers, onions, pickles, honey mustard, mustard, and sweet onion sauces. Do it now for five dollars and only the tax instead off adding on another 3 dollars like you always do. 5 dollar foot long is bullshit.

Why is it when I ask for oil and vinegar they put it on so light I cant even taste it?

Is Subway really healthy or just marketing bullshit?

>>345162615

So true man. Its worse for us, due to some weird clusterfuck between manager and the bank (or something like that, details are hay) we dont acccept card payments atm, and we have 4 A4 signs, one on each door, one just above the breads and one just above the meats, and then an A2 sign directly behind us on the wall, where in BIG BLACK COCK (CAPITAL) letters it says its CASH ONLY. NO CARDS, but guess what? You get to the end of the line and you get "can I pay by card?"

Oh and on Fri and Saturdays I work the night shifts (open till 4am) and my lord I die a little on the inside every shift.

But it pays well

>>345163036
Read the fucking menu. Teriyaki chicken is under 6.25 sandwiches, not 5.00. With tax, that's going to be about 6.57.

ITT: bitter subway employees who are to stupid to anything else

>>345162615
I worked at a subway for two years. The thing that pissed me off most was people starting their order by the register. We were located in a mall and had a really skinny spot, maybe 20 feet wide. You had to walk past the sign that says order here to get to the register.

if i request jizz on my sub will you do it?

>>345163466
to what anythign else?
you are a roody-poo

>>345163220
Ask for more, we're supposed to give you as much as you want.

>>345163347
Healthier, not healthy unless you get just veggies and no sauce other than say, mustard and vinegar. Steak and meatball sandwiches are almost as bad as Burger King or McDonald's.

>>345163372
Late shift is always better because there are fewer people and less shit to do. I'm not lazy, I just like slow work.

>>345163540
Gladly

>>345163466
>who are to stupid to anything else

>>345163528
I fucking rage when people try that shit.

>>345163540
Will you disable the security cameras?

If I don't have the money for a sub, are you supposed to throw it out?

If this is a real rule, will some people working there give me it for free?

>>345163466

Hahaha I don't work at Subway but you sir are a moron I bet you can't even get hired at Subway.

You wrote this: who are to stupid to anything else

Did you mean this you idiot? who are (too) stupid to (do) anything else

Why are you guys so skimpy on the cheese?

pic related. it's me at subway.

>>345163792

hmm, those are the busiest shifts for us, but we're located in a student area amongst bars and clubs. We used to get in excess of 60 customers an hour for 3/4 hours straight, but its dropped to about 40 now for not even 3. Business is going down

>>345164097
If you don't have the money, sometimes I just pay for it myself. Someone might give it to you for free, but you usually get written up for that. We do, usually, throw out subs that can't be sold. Sometimes we just split them between the employees who are working.

>>345163792
That's what i thought, thanks dude.

>>345163466
Found your pic
With that trainwreck of the English language, you are either a small child or a NIGGER.

>>345164097

Yeah we throw it out. No freebies. Unless its your bday, then you get a free cookie

>>345164538
I agree that guy needs to kill himself.

Coworkers, OP. How do you deal? Apparently, you can read and write fairly well, which automatically means that illiterate ghetto shitweasles are going to treat you like the enemy.

I'm probably going to get a job there.

>>345164313
The cheese isn't even healthy and almost none of it tastes good anyway. You can ask for double cheese, which is 30 cents extra per six inch.

>>345164372
Yeah, mine is in a small town. There's another rush after dinner at 8:30, but business slows down after that until closing time.

why the fuck cant you guys learn how to put triangle cheese on the damn sub?

Bread Fiiiiight!
>>345164113

Why is it always a shit ton of hipsters at Subway? We have one Subway in my town and it is always hipsters sitting there with Mac's and shit.

>>345164770
There's one lady that complains about FUCKING EVERYTHING. Customers, her life, other employees mostly. I had to wake up after two hours of sleep and help her open the store because the other worker was locked out of her house. When I got there, she called the manager, district manager, our boss, and everyone; she told them exactly the words that she told me. She especially pointed out that she was crying, trying to win some sympathy from people that are already sick of her shit.
I'm the second youngest worker here, and I still feel like I'm the mature one.

>>345164842
Practice making change and basic math. Your first few days will go easier if you aren't afraid to ask questions. Seriously, I want new people to ask instead of doing stuff the complete wrong way.

What the fuck goes into the meatballs and their delicious sauce??

>>345165105
It goes like ▲▼▲▼

>>345165245
Douchebags like Subway's advertising. Plus it's a "higher class" of fast food. My boss says it's a health food store, which is a fucking joke.

Can I have a turkey on wheat, double meat, all three peppers, salt and pepper, cilantro, with brown mustard? You can go heavy on the mustard.

>>345165693
Microwave radiation.

how is the quality of the new bbq pulled pork or w.e it is?

>>345166468

I fucken knew it. Still delicious.

>>345166348
We don't have cilantro, shitsux.
Would you like giardiniera?

Your total is $9.20

>>345161242


Why do i never get my fucking points!!!!

>>345166514
Looks like vomit, probably tastes delicious. It's also terrible for you.

>>345166514
i went to try this b/c of the commercial. they were out of it. mfw "...but it's new, how do you...??"

>>345166829
Oh really? Shit I order cilantro every Subway I go to. What the fuck have they been shaking on there that is right beside the salt and pepper???

Do you ever just consume the Southwest sauce straight from the bottle? I would.

>my face after doing the aforementioned

>>345166882
I am a Subway, and what are points?

>>345167204
they used to give out little stamps. when you filled a card you got a free sub. or half for a half full card. stopped doing it in my area years ago. but i remember them.

What do you think when people order a footlong sausage and cheese? I think it's the most fattening sub there, I don't buy is anymore...

do you like..have to ask if i want salt/pepper oil/vinegar?

and WHY

>>345167008
They were probably out because shipments weren't enough, and it became more popular than expected.

>>345167045
Oregano and parmesan? Other places may have crushed peppers like the kinds you find at pizza places.

>>345167130
Eww. That would be unsanitary. I do eat all the broken cookies, because we aren't supposed to sell them.

How much do you make OP?

one of my friends was a subfag, and every time he finished work he had that shitty subway smell on him. like, 24/7. why the fuck do ya'll smell so bad

What would be the absolute healthiest thing to order there? I normally just grab a cold cut combo. Also, how much is double the meat on the sandwich?

>>345167427
People probably cheated on that like they always do.

>>345167553
If the person is skinny, I won't give a fuck. But if they are whalemode, I would be disappoint.

>>345167750
You always have to ask for condiments. Not everyone wants salt or vinegar. Most people like oil because it's almost pure fat. I'll usually just ask if you want anything else, you say no, we move on to register. Sometimes I'll ask if they want any oil, vinegar, salt, pepper, or oregano.

Is the oven roasted chicken really chicken? What's the difference between it and the chicken used for the buffalo/sweet onion chicken teriyaki besides being cut up?

MFW I get oven roasted chicken with buffalo sauce instead of buffalo chicken and save $1 every day

>>345167892
Minimum wage. 7.25 an hour. Makes out to 150-200 dollars a paycheck.

>>345167945
It's true. You eventually smell like herb and cheese bread mixed with marinara sauce. Shit's disgusting, but you can't really help it without applying too much deodorant or showering directly after work.

>>345168461
Healthiest, obviously the veggie. Next healthiest? Ham, turkey, roast beef, cold cut is usually healthy. Look for the ones that say "6 grams of fat or less". Oven roasted chicken has 30% DV of sodium per six inch. Avoid mayo, ranch, southwest, and oil. Mustard, brown mustard, and vinegar are the best toppings. Double meat is $1.25 per six inch (i.e. a footlong of double meat would be $2.50).

OP do you work in a subway in canada or us? i don't know about the us but subways in canada (or ontario at least) suddenly stopped using points on cards. i'm pissed i can't get free subs anymore. WHY NO MORE POINTS?!

>>345169059
There is almost no difference. We don't cut up the chicken strips ourselves, they come in bags separate from the chicken breasts. There's no difference in the strips used to make buffalo, teriyaki, or chicken bacon ranch.

Protip: a chicken breast with bacon is cheaper than the chicken bacon ranch. Chicken strips are about 75 cents more than the chicken breast itself.

is your meat halal ?

>>345169994
I work in US. We don't do points here but as I said earlier, it's way too easy to cheat on those things. You can basically punch them yourselves if you have the right hole punch. It's not as if someone is going to look at the exact shape and size of the hole and compare it to the real thing.

>>345170241
No, our meat is not slaughtered in the name of Allah. It is slaughtered in the name of Jared, our lord and savior.

>>345170365

i mean like the electronic cards. they stopped doing those card stamp things years ago here

i remember in PA they used to give stamps that said subway on it and hard to duplicate. you had to lick and stick it to a card. not the hole punch type. still. i bet it was too much counterfeiting

>>345170689
We don't do that here. I guess it didn't work well for business or that it was just a limited time offer? I don't know. If I were more than an employee, I might be able to tell you.

>>345170689

haha alright thanks. my subfag bud said they're just doing till the end of the summer here then not doing it anymore. it was kinda awesome, getting points for a free sub every time you bought a sub. oh well

>>345170902
Yeah, a couple weeks ago somebody made a few counterfeit coupons "good for a free subway breakfast". No small print, no fake UPCs, nothing but a small picture of a breakfast sandwich and coffee. It was sad that they thought someone would fall for it.

Bump with Handsome Squidward.

Subway next meal type

>>345170624
well if you cant guarentee it isn't i wont be going there

in the uk all subway meat is hallal.

ok subway guy, a (subway manager here) if you truly work in subway, when you're doing prep, what are the weights of a portion of:
A. Roast chicken breast
B. Philly style steak
(in grams candy-ass)

http://www.hiddenfaceoffood.com/OliSykes.htm

did you know the meat you sell comes from places like tis??

>>345172853
I can't guarantee it because, as an Amerifag, I had to look up what halal meant. I know now that it's (similar to) kosher. We don't exactly advertise to those who follow those dietary restrictions.

>>345172853

subway manager here again, you sir are a twat, in the uk not all subway meat is halal. if it is halal it has a halal logo on the bag, and not all of it does douchefag. learn to fucking read

>>345173213
Shit, we switched to using portion scoops instead of weighing it. When we weighed it in ounces, I believe the chicken strips were either 2.5 or 3 ounces per six inch, and Philly cheesesteak were about 3.75 ounces? In grams that's 70-85 for chicken and 105 grams for Philly cheesesteak.

former subfag here.

protip mix steak with seafood (crab) salad...fucking delish

There's one hiring semi-close tot where I live, should I apply there or say fuck it and look elsewhere?

Do you laugh at fat people who feel really good about themselves thinking there eating low fat/calorie meals. And really your like fuck you candy-ass


AHA!!!!

>>345173794
yeh i read 7 different reports on it.

i'll trust what a reporter has seen on the souce rather than the label

and the chicken is non stunned in your stores it would seem. yeh no alternative is offerd.

>>345173213

well done good sir, now would you mind coming and teaching my retarded staff? dunno how many times ive fucking told them, they never get it right

ITT: Subway wage slaves

I wait tables for 15 hours a week (two days) and I make $500 in cash on average.

>>345173241
Yes. I knew that the process of modern food production is disgusting and inhumane. I haven't seen that video before, though.

>>345173794

seriously if you do eat halal meat or kosher, dont trust anyone who tells you it is, its all bullshit, ask to see the packaging, then theyll shit themselves. also ive fired i dunno how many people for not changing gloves for vegetarians, seriously bro subways fuckin untrustworthy! and i run one!

>>345174325
where the fuck do you work?

>>345173998
Interedasting...

>>345174023
Closing's the one time where you're guaranteed to get your hours. If you need the money and want something to do, go for it.

>>345174101
It's usually the fatties and the smokers who get the Big Philly Cheesesteak or the Meatball Marinara. Shit's disgusting, but as /fit/ says, fatties gonna fat.

>>345174229
The only thing that I know about our food's production is that the tuna is (or at least used to be) dolphin safe.

>>345174244
Why thank you, fine gentleman.
Though if it's bugging the shit out of you, you can probably get the pre-portioned scoops that we use here.

>>345174325
That's still more than minimum wage. 30 hours at $7.25 is about $250.

>>345174868
Most vegetarians, as I understand, won't get sick if you accidentally touch meat-hands on their sandwich.
This isn't the Sims 3.

>>345175437
>Closing's the one time where you're guaranteed to get your hours. If you need the money and want something to do, go for it.


Acutally I'm more concerned about being over worked rather than not getting enough hours.

I mean I have an ex that works at one and she rarely gets any time off.

>>345175991
Yeah, it depends on the time of year. It's far busier in summer than in winter.

Halal and Kosher fags can fuck off and take their superstitions with them.

>>345176611
>Talking logic with religion

>>345174868
> eat kosher

if you eat kosher you're probably rich enough to own 30+ subways... GODDAMN JEW BANKERS!

>>345177003
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Chicken teriyaki on wheat with lettuce, tomato, olives, cucumbers, Sweet Onion sauce and ranch. Toasted. Shits delish.

>>345175244

Local restaurant with a high priced menu = fat tips all day err day

Is it a decent place to work?

>>345177592
>Tomatoes