I am cancer who doesn't spout memes like an idiot and I think before I post stupid shit. How does this make you feel?

>>337552367
>I think before I post stupid shit
apparently you don't think hard enough. lurk moar candy-ass.

>>337552643

OH I WILL MOTHER FUCKER I WILL LURK THE SHIT OUT OF 4CHAN

>>337551908
I was part of the original migration of SA goons to arrive here in 2003.

Things were simpler back then.

>>337552367
reminds me of this candy-ass who told me to stfu because i'm a stupid meme spouting fag. is that you, chris?

OPTIMUS PRIME KILLS SENTINEL PRIME AND MEGATRON, EVEN AFTER MEGATRON HELPED OPTIMUS FIGHT SENTINEL.

OPTIMUS PRIME KILLS SENTINEL PRIME AND MEGATRON, EVEN AFTER MEGATRON HELPED OPTIMUS FIGHT SENTINEL.

OPTIMUS PRIME KILLS SENTINEL PRIME AND MEGATRON, EVEN AFTER MEGATRON HELPED OPTIMUS FIGHT SENTINEL.

OPTIMUS PRIME KILLS SENTINEL PRIME AND MEGATRON, EVEN AFTER MEGATRON HELPED OPTIMUS FIGHT SENTINEL.

oldfag enough to ruin your fuckin' movie.

i came to newt gingrich in 2006 and fuck you OP

only fucking newfags talk about being or not being a newfag

06. Oldie. God how did I let this happen

>>337551908

an you're also a hipster, i'm happy not being a douche.

Woah woah woah, the Cancer portion should be way bigger BRAH.

Fuck me. 2007 is newfag? God dammit. Wait. I've been lurking sense 2006 but posted in 07. Am I new or old?

>mfw

>>337553240

How am I a hipster?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I JUST HAS TO ENTER OLDFAG CLUBZ, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYXOXOXOXOXOXO!?!?!?!!!11111

I came to /h/ in 06', stayed for a little while then came back for 08' only to really learn about /b/ around then. Now I post in /b/, only board that allows lolicon. Also when I dump comics I get different crowds of people, unlike those in /h/.

>>337553127

Who told you this? You see something someone else posts and assume its true? Well, it's not and you are a newfag!

>>337553081
let's see how many 13 year old candy-asss cry because you spoiled their movie.

>watching something like Transformers for story

candy-asss

>>337553308
If you need to ask, then you're a newfag.

Anyone who thinks they're better because they came before the new people or thinks that it was better "back in the day" before the newfags is being a hipster candy-ass.

new fag reportin in
been here since 09, and my newt gingrich folder is still quite lacking

Shit. 2007 and I'm a newfag. Oh well.

fuck dude. i'm the oldest newfag possible. shit. i can't believe i'm been cruising on /b/ for so long. wtf. so much shit has changed since then.

>>337553630
u mad, newfag?

>>337553630
I like the new I like the new Star Wars movies.

>>337553578
Oh well. At least I am able to own an iPhone.

if you have to ask your a newfag, if you care your a newfag

>>337553901
I like the new.

>>337553505
i didnt see anything, i consider who is a "newfag" or not for myself, even i never use the term unless someone like OP brings it up first

the way i see it is only someone who has the mental age of 16 or below would care about being called a newfag or not because they want to be part of the cool kid club, people who are mentally older than that dont care who is or isnt a newfag and just enjoy the stupid shit people do here

honestly, i remember people posting the same kind of graph where 2006 and 2007 was newfag land, and 2005-2003 was oldfag land. people will just change the graph on a whim or make their own as the years go on. who gives a fuck?

I started lurking in 2007 but I consider myself cancer. I'll bump this shitty thread with some OC.

>>337553630

This.

Early 2011... Off-the-charts cancer! Fuck Yeah! This is why I usually lurk.

>>337553901

So.
You said that you're an oldfag and you're looking down at the newfags and cancer fags. You're a hipster, every oldfag is.

late 2009, I never post

Borderline originalfag here, Started on the new year of '04

2005 fag, I had pictures to prove it inb4 getting new computer and not transferring pictures >

srsly, who would want to be an oldfag?s

Only a newfag would post this shit.
There's no such thing as an oldfag on /b/ because being an oldfag would imply you understand /b/. Once you get it, you realize it's a pile of shit. I got here 2006/2007 and gave it a break for nearly a year because I was so sick of all the cancerous shit on it. Old candy-assry is a state of mind and understanding, not a measure of time

Newfag. '07. I'm with the other guys from '07. I can't believe it's been that long.
Here OP. Not OC but it is relevant to the cause.

>>337554033
the terms, newfag and oldfag didn't even exist in 06 or 07. lying candy-ass.

>>337551908
WTF is wrong with you man? Fucking seriously?

I got into newt gingrich in Highschool, so between 04 and 06, i didn't write down the fucking date and catalogue /b/ folders.

All the 'oldfags' grew up for fucks sake, most of them got successful jobs. The rest of us just came here for the lols.

I can remember "the day /b/ died" and "/b/ is dead" being so common as to have been a meme... shit come to think of it "/b/ used to be better" is just about the only fucking meme on this board that has stayed consistently popular.

First it was cancer, then it was newcandy-assry, then after the lolerful day of David Daverson where OP was always a newfriend or an oldfriend...

Now it's just the newt gingrichcandy-asss and those little candy-asss at school who were in the 'popular group' and every cunt is 'Alpha.

Fucking candy-assry, /b/tards we will always be... one and all, united in retarded candy-assry.

Good day to you sir.

newfag
and whats the deal with 7chan?

2007 newfag reporting in

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>>337554540
maybe youre right. the only thing i can remember from then was shoop de whoop and desu, everything else is a blur unless i see a picture of it

back in my day I used to jizz to cp while snacks banned shit like this

>>337551908

>mfw I can't even remember when I came here

I think I was here either 2005 or 2006. Started lurking in grade 8, currently just waiting to start second year of college. So. Yeah.

>>337554351
Seconded.

Age does not demonstrate knowledge. People who argue about how long they've been on this shithole are missing the point and, in fact, making this place a shithole

>>337554351
>candy-ass assburger newfag who thinks he "understands /b/" tries to twist the definition of oldfag so it applies to him

cancer here lol i gaurentee half the people in this thread are butthurt because they know they're cancer.

2006
And only newfags and fucking HIVs make these kinds of threads.

I made /b/ my home away from home for the years between 2006 and 2008, but I also visited various other chans at the time before newt gingrich blew up. 

Though I was aware of /b/'s existence since 2005.  Yes, the terms newfag, oldfag, etc. have been thrown around since at least 2005 as I saw them frequently used (often out of context of newt gingrich).  Then in late 08 everything went to shit and then present day everything is still shi.

>>337554434
LOL

Which one of you sad fucking neckbeards made this shit?

Herp Derp.

>>337551908

here op I fix'd it for you

who cares anyway? not like there any difference

I missed some stuff here and there but have been lurking 90% of the time. Uh 2007 i do believe...and my name is David.

>>337555266
you are either an idiot, or a lying newfag pretending to be an oldfag.

>>337555609
icewatudidthar

guess I'm doomed to be a newfag forever, even though I know my way around pretty much the entire board

I think "original fag" is a new term...I don't remember hearing this.

Im an OldFag meh

First came here in college in around 2005/2006 and found it amusing and offensive, when I left college and got a job, going on the Internet was difficult at work and I stopped for about a year or two I wasn't counting, then got a new job which has far too much filler time so I've upped visits, it's as shit as ever really here but it's certainly worse than I remember it being

I'm more of a casualFag

looks like im a newfag, lurked since 2007, posted from 2010

I've been here since like '05.. Don't take any pride in it, but whatever.

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>>337555266
for the years between 2006 and 2008

lol

2009, cancer for /b/
2010, cancer for /mu/

winning.jpg

>>337551908
seriously who here is older then cancer
after 2 years of /b/ you have to abort it or an hero
there is no way to pass cancer

Guess I'm an oldfag then, even though I only came here like 10 times during that time period.

in my opinion, it shouldn't matter if you're oldfag, newfag, originalfag, or cancer. as long as we all make good threads, stop spouting memes all over the fucking place, and have something to say rather than just troll one another, I don't think anyone will have any problems, and these labels won't count for shit...

>>337554434
fight club - 300 & v for vendetta combined

fuck you rAIDS killed fourchon

Lurked in mid '06 began to post in '11
what does that make me newt gingrich?

OP speaks the truth, but a cancerous summerfag who earnestly tries to be an oldfag just might move into the ranks of newfags. That boudry slides a bit with wisdom and experience. But you'll never, ever know the might and glory of the /b/ of old, just as oldfags will never know the thrill of the originals.

Make your epoch something to be proud of. Newfags didn't do so well.

nice made the cut off of oldfag at 06
everything went better than expected

Feels good to be cancer

Old fag 06

Im an oldfag from 2005. I remember my first time on /b/, I looked at the pages one by one slowly but surely going "WHY THE FUCK DO THE PAGES CHANGE ON ME CONSTANTLY! I CANT LOOK AT EVERYTHING." For years on end I continued to lurk over the slowpoke combo, dsfargegs and other continues shit.

Original fag here, newt gingrich has been in my life so long I wouldn't know what to do without it.
If you get me to tell you the first thing that pops into my mind when you say "internet" newt gingrich is the first thing that comes to mind....then porn, lot's and lot's of porn.

2008 newfag forever here. What oldfags think of invasion by /co/ p0nyfags w/ tripps?

original fag

Faggot Time

cancer

this is hilarious.

Cancer reporting in.

2004 (2nd year of college) so guess i'm an oldfag

Since this shit started (including SA:ADTRW Thread)

apparently im fuckin cancer, even though i never post or do anything cancerous. I'm sorry for polluting your sacred bandwith op.

>>337556849
I still remember my first reply and I was like 'where did my post go'? and also refreshing and hitting 404

originalfag here :D

>>337554351

What this guy said.

spice girls movie is on.

"In-between Old- and New-fag"-fag reporting in.

>>337554351
sounds pretty good, newfag.

Oh look, it's this thread again.

>>337557542
What this guy said

2007 so i'm a newfag.

i ain't even mad

>>337554351

That sounds like something a newfag would say as an excuse for being here since 2006 only

I was on sa posting in the thread where missingno was planning newt gingrich. Fml.

'04, /b/ was never good.
Less penis more pussy though. (also more caturday, but that's also more pussy)
and ofcourse OP is a homosexual.

EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD ISN'T THE OLDFAG THEY WISH THEY WERE BECAUSE THIS SAME THREAD IS POSTED OVER AND OVER.

Just letting you all know.

WHAT THE FUCK
>2007 is new.
Damn I guess Im a newfag
Gonna go an hero now.

newt gingrich?

>>337551908
I've been here since November 2006 candy-ass

Love. the surgeon or die.
This one was pretty recent but I loved it anyways. Simply because, of how mad people got when they saw it.

itt
bullshit
oh I am totally aligned with op.s chart derp derp
I am hipster as fuck I was here before I was raided
new fag no no no not me im sooooooo coooooool

07-08 just in case you wonder
even then things were not this bad

missingno?

I lost track of when I came to newt gingrich.

When did the cultist chan (and the other character ?-chan spree happen?)

I forget. I know I've been here at around 3 years, mostly tee gee, /k/ and recently the past few months /b/ since gorespam is mostly gone.

06'er here. Migrated from Totse to here.

>>337557818

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=724028

>>337551908
If you cant graduate from being a newfag how come the term "newfag" is older than 2006?

I'M CANCER.
CCCCCOMBO BREAKER!

I have been here since 05 and I dont consider myself an oldfag really. I think the origional fags are the old fags and I am just a fag.

>>337554351
>i am a butthurt newfag
fix'd

>>337551908
>PROTIP: if you came to newt gingrich after 2006, you are a newfag, and will forever be one. It's not something you "graduate" out of by being on the board for a long time.

Yes good that someone acknowledges this but you're still a candy-ass.

Cancer reportan

>>337558133
Seriously when did cultist chan arrive? I came in about the same time.

cancer

xD :) !!!!!1111!1!!11!

i've been reading ED and I want to ask the oldfags, what was /b/ day like for you?

>>337553081
>>337553081
>>337553081
>>337553081
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUUU NIGGERRR

>>337558315
it is not, see >>337555799

pathetic newfag scum

not sure, how long ago did they take /test/ away? i remember that

>>337558487

Disregard that, I suck cocks.

I wouldn't say I'm an oldfag, but I can remember before the revolution.

>>337558678
0/10

>>337558588
y u mad doe?

How is this in any way something to be proud of

Ive been here since 2007 and feel like ive wasted a significant part of my life.

ITT: asshats pretending to be oldfags
>newfag here

pic related

I guess I can stop lurking for a few seconds to report in and claim my rightful title of "Oldfag."

>>337556849

pretty much same here /b/ro but im oldfag 2006

Newfag here just to say op is a Faggot

Who remembers when and why 'soup /b/' was an appropriate greeting?

>>337557506

>originalfag here :D
>here :D
>:D

you are not an original fag

Surely m3wt is the only originalfag.

newfag pride

I am none of these cause I've been here every summer since '88.

>>337560019
Sit, bobo.
Even The Forerunners of /b/ have nothing to be proud of. /b/ is a terrible place, always has been, and now it's just a porn-hub.

During it's high-time, /b/ was a brillant place to come to, you'd see something new every day, and not be able to clock in, just to be faced with the exact same compilation of horseshit that you dragged your tiny testicle over in the previous twelve-hours.

TL;DR:
Shitting dick nipples.

>>337559839
wordfilter. lol that was only like 09, fuckin newfag.

i remember i used to come on here in 2006. I was a young candy-ass who actually used to be somewhat afraid of what /b/ was capable of. I would read threads for a while see something NOPE.jpg worthy and go back to pbnation small talk awww those were the days.

Originalfag here kickin' back and watching this place go to hell.

"Newfag" as the graph shows, but oh well, can't be helped.

Oldfag, 2005. Still feel kinda new here though, because I don't spend much time per week on here.

cancer here

herp derp I`m all that`s bad about /b/

You now realise that the majority of people in this thread are cancer/newfag, and simply raping KYM and OI for history.

inb4 xenon flash

>>337560688
/b/ro, I've been here for fucking ages, but I still consider my mentallity and knowledge to be borderline newfag-tier.

I remember 2005 /b/
It sucked just as much then as it does now, just in different ways.

I think i just fit into oldfag, i started lurking frequently straight after /b/ was filled with row row fight the power for 2 days straight.

Oldfag? 2006? Really? I guess I'm a oldfag... barely.

>>337560872
*an oldfag.

oldfags are the stupidest fucks on /b/

fagfag here.

we're all fags.putting prefixes on our common name is an attempt at a hierarchy. Where are we again? newt gingrich? /b/?
Hierarchy?
wat.

Anything after 06 is newfag cancer

>>337560855
>>337560855

that wasnt even that long ago. I dudewat.jpg during that bullshit.

N00B F4GG0TRY 4 LYF3!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>337560855
you seriously have a deranged memory. that was in 2008 or 09.

nope.jpg

Well I am lucky to have joined this site in 2005, however I was quite young then back then and left.

but always better

oldfag
came in late 2004

>>337555799

http://www.ted.com/talks/christopher_m00t_poole_the_case_for_anonymity_online.html uploaded june 2010

Originalfag here. newt gingrich has been smoking hasn't we? Can't find any other originalfags anymore *sad*
>forever alone

ITT newfags rage and pretend to be oldfags

2006-2007ish, some chick i new in middle school was on back in 2003, and yeah, she was pretty fucken weird. Or maybe it was 2chan...

>>337552367
Here, here.

>>337561787
2chan is a myth. what you are referring to is "2ch". "Will all newfags please vacate the area immediately"

crap im cancer

winter of 2008.
lurkfag

I'm cancer.

>>337562155
admittance is the first step to curing cancer. You were so close...

Early 2010. Allegedly cancerous, but if I don't talk about it, I'm virtually indistinguishable from a seasoned oldfag. We'll see what these smartass graphs look like in ten years OP.

Winter 09'

i see myself as an old newfag

Why would you call me cancer? Thats not funny. My grandmother had Luekemia you dooshbag. i came here febuary of 2011 but im not some 12 yr old like the other "cancer"

>>337562656
>>337562630
cancerous newfags.

> Been here since 2007