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Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:09:54 No.336273869

So I've noticed a lot of people on here are trying to figure out when you stop being a new fag.
Let me help. This is the ageing process I have come up with:

Month 1: Newfag
Month 2-5: Ageingfag
Month 6-8: Oldfag
Month 9+: Veteran
There are also many resources to help speed the process up. KnowYourMeme.com and Urbandictionary have been a great tool for me. I have been coming here about 4 months, but am already an Oldfag because I know like all the memes, and I did it with those websites.
Hope this helped all you newfags and summerfags.

>>inb4 called a newfag

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:10:55 No.336274013 I will kill you. So hard. You have no idea how mad I am right now.

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:11:48 No.336274131 File1308838308.jpg-(4 KB, 116x116, newfags.jpg) 2 months equals you arent a newfag? Wrong, newfag

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:12:42 No.336274237 File1308838362.jpg-(60 KB, 363x380, 1308518506553.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:13:02 No.336274294 0/10

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:13:20 No.336274335 File1308838400.jpg-(269 KB, 768x1024, 1302899127465.jpg) >>336273869 404 noaw

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:13:48 No.336274405 >>336274013 Dude calm down. I'm just trying to help the people here stop being so cancerous. lol.

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:14:30 No.336274490 Sweet, I'm an oldfag now! DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU lolololol

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:14:53 No.336274526

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:15:00 No.336274545 File1308838500.jpg-(10 KB, 180x126, 180px-18952-truth-about-9-11-1(...).jpg) Meanwhile, at the OP's house

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:15:14 No.336274584 >>336274490 That's the spirit!

>>	sage sage 06/23/11(Thu)10:15:17 No.336274591 sage

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:15:47 No.336274652 File1308838547.png-(368 KB, 400x400, rockoldfag.png)

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:15:57 No.336274672 File1308838557.jpg-(106 KB, 437x333, Bchan1.jpg) >>336273869 go fuck yourself with a cactus cancer

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:16:01 No.336274682 ITT: newfags calling newfags newfags

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:16:10 No.336274705 2/0

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:16:19 No.336274722 ♥ ♥ ♥ Love! Oldfag here

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:16:21 No.336274729 newfag get

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:16:28 No.336274742 encycolpdedia dramatica (frog) am oldfag now

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:16:29 No.336274744 XD --->mfw this thread lol

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:16:38 No.336274765 1month:newfag? lol op is newfag... 4months is still newfag... rack up the years before youre oldfag

>>	Kutkabouter !!SE4wT2l0BT5 06/23/11(Thu)10:16:39 No.336274768 You're an oldfag when you remember shit that happened way back here on 4Chan ,, and you were actually there ...

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:16:55 No.336274799 >>336274682 ITT: trolls trolling trolls

>>	sage sage 06/23/11(Thu)10:17:17 No.336274857 sage

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:17:23 No.336274867 >>336274013 newfàg cancer

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:17:30 No.336274877 according to this, im a veteran. ill redo this scale to make it a little more accurate year 1: newfag year 3: ageingfag year 6+: oldfag

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:17:32 No.336274880 >>336274545 And now I've seen everything.

>>	anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:17:38 No.336274897 >>336273869 you become oldfag evar. that time is over. I know because im the oldest newfag.

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:17:38 No.336274899 oldfags have been here for fuckin years. newfags.

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:17:42 No.336274905 amidoinitrite ♥ ♥ ♥

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:17:43 No.336274909 >>336274013 >>336274013 he cant possibly be trolling can he?

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:18:18 No.336274984 >>336274799 >>336274799 sadly and probably just this

>>	sage sage 06/23/11(Thu)10:18:45 No.336275040 sage goes in all fields you fucking newfag

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:19:04 No.336275084 Obvious troll is obvious.

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:19:26 No.336275130 ITT: You all got trollolol'd.

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:20:33 No.336275271 to me, it seems like all of you have been trolled. ... or OP is the dumbest person i've ever encountered.

>>	sage sage 06/23/11(Thu)10:20:36 No.336275280 2/10 troll.

Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:21:00 No.336275332

oldfags, newfags, whatever. ive been here since fucking forever and you get to the point where you just dont give a shit about whether someone's new to this site. what i do care about however, is fucktards filling this site with retarded shit. this post is pretty tame and im simply assuming it was a shitty attempt at trolling people, which probably worked so whatever, just dont be a cancerous douchebag anynewt gingrich reading this fucking post. also lurk moar, its all you really need if you dont get what people are talking about

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:21:24 No.336275380 Where originalfags come in this shit ? I'm a originalfag.

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:21:32 No.336275403 File1308838892.jpg-(9 KB, 232x171, testing.jpg) I'd like to test this. I've been here 2-3 months. Oldfags post something I haven't seen yet/don't get.

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:22:16 No.336275494 File1308838936.jpg-(13 KB, 300x300, 1307980661002.jpg) >ITT mad newfags

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:23:12 No.336275615 >>336275403 When we didn't have captchas.

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:23:17 No.336275626 I've been here for 3 and a half year and i still feel like a newfag.. I simply refuse to believe that 6-8 month is enough to call yourself oldfag..

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:23:30 No.336275651 >>336275280 Cancer.

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:24:16 No.336275756 File1308839056.jpg-(9 KB, 252x252, 1295552165311.jpg) >>336275403 this one is easy

>>	sage sage 06/23/11(Thu)10:25:10 No.336275879 Sage.

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:25:16 No.336275899 >>336275756 Herpdurr.

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:25:18 No.336275902 File1308839118.png-(97 KB, 300x419, newfag.png) >>336275403

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:25:20 No.336275908 >>336275626 I've been here about as long. I'd consider myself at least a middlefag.

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:25:57 No.336275990 File1308839157.jpg-(17 KB, 300x174, obassssma change.jpg) talking about learning from knowyourmeme and urbandictionary.... Troll harder.... Also for those who are really interested in learning something. Check the two URL's in my pic. Have fun!

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:26:22 No.336276043 >>336273869 oldfag wannabes getting mad means you're right.

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:26:58 No.336276129 >>336275908 Middlefag is a good word for it.

>>	TheHistoryEater !!iX8QidEoJkR 06/23/11(Thu)10:27:03 No.336276137 File1308839223.png-(20 KB, 259x375, 1.png) >>336273869 6/10 >6/10

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:28:12 No.336276287 >>336275626 This.

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:28:24 No.336276313 >ITT: Newfags getting trolled by a candy-ass. Also, irony.

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:28:49 No.336276363 Four year midfag here. Lol'd at troll.

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:28:59 No.336276384 are you retarded?

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:30:04 No.336276516 change that to years and you start to tell truth. But in all honesty if you weren't here before 2008 you're newfag cancer no matter how decent you are.

Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:30:09 No.336276532
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It's not just about how long you've known about or been going to be, it's about what you've experienced firsthand or actually learned. I've been coming to be for at least four years, and I can't triforce. Have you ever participated in a raid? Were you here when Boxxy was throned queen and immediately dethroned, or when Milhouse was just a kid of unlegendary status? These are all but the smallest factors that contribute to oldfag status. And you're not a vet unless you've fought for /b/ or created some actually classic OC, imho.

>>	sage sage 06/23/11(Thu)10:30:14 No.336276548 mother theresa cpch: creature bjecum

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:30:29 No.336276576 Sure is summer here

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:31:14 No.336276669 wtf is all this newcandy-assry also, fuck you op you are a candy-ass

Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:31:28 No.336276708
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>>336273869
That is shit op.
Time doesnt make you a xFag. You know when your body is ready. When gore doesnt shock you, when u saw enough rule34 and lost your faith in humanity, when you saw fetishes you never thought and hoped to exist, when you fapped to shemale porn without feeling guilty after cumming, when you made FBF OC, when you do realize 80% of FBF could be you, when you anwser on kind females posts with TITS OR GTFO and all that shit.
Time does not make you automatically to another fag.

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:32:02 No.336276779 http://knowyourmeme.com/forums/general/topics/10001-new-memes Anyone for rage?

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:32:18 No.336276810 >>336276532 Anon speaks the truth.

>>	Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)10:32:53 No.336276882 Will not succumb to troll...

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