Nigga you gay.

>>334605337
That was /b/ 4 years ago..
Then cancer has came.
iknowthatfeelbro.jpg

Just depends on who is on at what times and what threads you end up in...

newt gingrich hasn't changed to much /b/ro that's just how we troll newfags

>>334605337
>/b/ like years ago it was welcoming

AHAHAHAHAHA, please, GTFO newfriend


Remember when /b/ used to be good? Oldfags know the only acceptable answer to this question.

its shit but we all sorta grow up and things take priority not so much successful financially but stable

and as for finding sex with women or guys w/e its a repetitive notion off fapping will satisfy even serial killers dream to point of actually acted upon their urges

but the vibe here now feels like theres some leash it'd be almost stupid to think fbi etc dont have one hand on these web servers but again i might be paranoid

lifes what you make of it and b is the same if you ever find yourself bitching about content on here put some of your own be original and lurk moar otherwise your being the cancer

STFU youre retarded

you are worse than the newfriends trying to reminisce about /b/ in the old days claiming it was good. /b/ was never good.

>>334606223
what was the spam 4 years ago?
bet you can't answer that can you newfag

>>334606223
/b/ was never good.

>>334606548
>>334606695
/b/ has been good. You guys are just reposting what someone else said, aren't you newfriends?

>>334606627
uh... like i remember... i don't really consider myself an oldfag tbh. first thing i remember was the summer tomboy-chan graced this board. rickrolls started to crop up and the barrel roll / tom green shit was pretty popular at the time. oldest real spam i remember are probably the coloured boxes / gifs with code in them. when was that? shit... can't remember...

>>334606969
damn youre just a liar now

>have sex with women be successful financially
hold it right there... the media is bs and that's where modern materialism philosophy is propagandized. Live for your ideals and nobody else... the current myth is that you will be outcasted if you go against the herd and that the heard knows whats best for you. 100% wrong... in fact going against the herd is where most success is comes from. Cars, women, and money are only as great as you make them out to be in your head.

>>334606969
GTFO newfag.

>>334607059
you just said what a newfag spews out.
can't remember? bullshit

thanks /b/ros i knew /b/ is intelligent

>>334607594
i'm cool with that

>>334607296
So just because I don't agree with something that /b/ made up I am automatically a newfag? That's the cancer that is killing /b/. No originality, everyone just post all the old phrases over and over.

>>334607059
oh i remember that now
know your meme

who is this guy

Don't like /b/ as it is? GTFO. Nothing has changed.

>>334608614
the keeper of the banhammer

>>334608614
i'm not saying his name, but PLEASE, don't bring him back, regardless of how big his hammer is and what the meme says...

>>334608614
You, sir, are a fucking summerfag for not knowing that infamous person.

>>334608957
BRING BACK S...
Oh wait ... He'd have to ban almost everyone on /b/ to make it cancerless.

>>334609202
it´s about time again
bring him back

No, really. Nothing has changed and /b/ was never good. I have only noticed it being SLIGHTLY more "newfaggy" or whatever the fuck stupid label you want to give it. Other than that it's the same stupid fuck /b/.

Maybe you're just BORED with it?

No I definitely feel you, op. I started lurking at the very end of 2007. Back then I was still in high school, and after every shitty day I knew I'd come home and get on newt gingrich and laugh. My /b/ros always made me lol and feel better. We were still the heartless freaks we are now but with more comradery. It just really had a different feeling back then. I miss it all. Back when the gets were good and raids actually meant something. Anonymous looming over our backs and the Rick Roll craze. Moot trolling the cancer and Oprah's 9000 penises. The trolls were better and the cats were longer. Gore, pedo bear, DO IT FAGGOT and the works... We didn't let anyone get away with anything, whether it be talking shit about newt gingrich or fucking with our precious cats. I just miss having pride that we were /b/tards. I barely ever get on /b/ anymore. It's not that I don't have time, I just know there won't be anything but porn, steve jobs, and people calling each other newfags.

>>334608614
>>334608614

YOU FAGGOT GET OUT OF HERE

>>334609577
yeah, but i think we have to thank /soc/ for /b/ being virtually the same. in the months up to the creation of /soc/ i really felt /b/ was changing with all that meet-up, hook-up and rate-me shit.

yeah, we're pretty much back to CRUISE CONTROL now.

knowing about snacks proves nothing except you've been on the wiki

>>334609858
me too /b/ro only if we can reset /b/

>>334609577
ohrly /b/ is full of lulz killers pointing out copypasta and ruining troll opportunities, trolling is deadand you would hate the old /b/ for it's corny jokes. not to mention the fags calling others newfag and summer fag for no real reason, kids getting trolled to think btards fap to gore, no fap month, fail threads etc

>>334605337
I agree OP. I've been feeling like that for a while now

>>334607154
15 year olod detected

>>334610605
>corny jokes
I guess it depends on weather or not your a newfag... I prefer the older style humor.
The new jokes are less intelligent imo, I liked it best in 06

>>334609858
>>334609858
>>334609858

this! i miss the lulz.

ITT: Newfags pretending to be oldfags trolling oldfags which are really newfags that are pretending to be oldfags that are trolling newfags pretending to be oldfags trolling oldfags which are really newfags that are pretending to be oldfags that are trolling newfags pretending to be oldfags trolling oldfags which are really newfags that are pretending to be oldfags that are trolling newfags pretending to be oldfags.

/b/'s decline came when the limp wristed Eurocunts found it
the stuff we posted to shock troll and offend each other actually attracted the people who liked that kind of shit and though /b/ was a big happy treehouse where everyone was accepted

we posted gay sex and the Faggots though /b/ was gay friendly

we posted traps and the traps and trap lovers started hanging around

the Chanology happened and here we are

>>334610605
it's trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls just like it always has been. i doubt that there are many people actually falling prey to threads on /b/ and there have always been dickheads to spoil the fun by pointing out the obvious.

i'm positive that trolling has not become easier OR harder in the last 5 years.

>>334610988
why 15?

itt: roody-poos roody-pooing roody-poos nig roody-pooy roody-pooing roody-poo nig

>>334611293
i don't know. i think it's to a large extent actually /b/tards picking up the taste for traps, gore, cp, etc. i'm sure we all have had over the course of the last years our fair share of experiences where something that we thought put us off actually turned out to be quite fappable. you get jaded and over time you actually open up to new and strange stuff and discover new attractions.

>an active sex life and financial independence are overrated

Okay.

>>334609858

This I feel is true...there's no more comradery amongst Anons and /b/tards. Everybody just hates everynewt gingrich, nobody is a team. Anonymous is always the best because no one of us is as cruel as all of us, but now all of us don't get in on it.

I remember a thread where a /b/tard got on here and talked about a huge fucking spider in his room and trying to kill it. That thread lasted two hours, and had multiple pics posted. We gave him advice on killing it and all kinds of hilarious shit. What happened to those threads? I still believe original threads exist on /b/, but they're buried amongst the shit threads.

Memes aren't even funny anymore, because they aren't unique, EVERY thread is about some stupid meme so now it's just getting boring. If we had better threads and less memes we'd be able to enjoy both more.

/b/, will you ever be the same?

>>334611251
The more i try to read that shit, the more my brain hurts

>>334611293
>/b/'s decline came when the limp wristed Eurocunts found it
>limp wristed Eurocunts

i lol'd.

>>334612003

Actually, I meant to post this picture.

>>334612003

exactly! i remember a thread like that except some guys who lived in arizona or something were drinking and found a scorpion in their house wanting to know what to do. within the hour, the thread grew and was hilarious. eventually someone suggested that he make it fly and op posted an old bday balloon in the air with the scorpion hanging on it still alive. that was in 2008 or 2009 if i'm not mistaken.

you just never see original shit like that anymore unless it's a really good troll. even then, threads like that are hard to find.

I'm pretty new to /b/ but I have a friend who's a seasoned /b/ro and he tells me stories of when it was good; that and reading stories of '06/'07/'08 /b/ I despise the new version. Literally furries, steve jobs, pictures of dicks, camwhores, unfunny memes and skits and things like requests that truly dont belong here. I've lurked long enough to know what I'm talking about but not long enough to be called a seasoned /b/ro. Oh yeah and there are so many threads about comparing nations (why?) and people calling each other newfag/oldfag, etc. Why hate each other? Hate someone like Scientology like in the old days. Furries annoy me most, though. Cull the cancer, someone, please...

>>334609858
>>334612003

Anonymous permanently detached itself from /b/ and newt gingrich all together a long time ago. I miss when we were all united. I miss being the internet hate machine. I miss when the name 'Anonymous' struck fear in candy-asss.

also:
I wish missingno would ban every single newt gingrich thread. It's pure cancer.

>>334613081

>I wish m o. o. t would ban every single p. o n.. y thread. It's pure cancer.

>>334605337
>>334609858
>>334611293
>>334612003
>>334612631
>>334612721
>>334613081

I truly miss the old /b/ as well. If I want to enjoy lulz nowadays, I go to newt gingricharchive and read old threads. Talk about a blast from the past...

>>334605337
Me too friend, I remember the good old days of but I poop from there and mudd kipps. I barely come here anymore, and when I do its for the simple trolling I can't really do anywhere else.

The people on Facebook who constantly go on about /b/ are the real cunts, like Dan Kafolo and Edward Raven. Not even a personal army request, they just piss me off.

>>334612631
there are still awesome threads, but you have to keep the new boards in mind. the happening-right-now-please-halp stories are now on /adv/ mostly. over there we still get people taking in homeless girls they picked up at the street corner and posting updates over the course of 3 days, sleeping on the couch with a kitchen knife taped under the couch table. it's just that /b/ is a very poor choice of board for these type of stories.

>>334613230

This. I thought it was funny at first, because I thought it was a joke, and the word "bro-ny" made me laugh. Then I realized it was some candy-assry deserving to be on /a/ or /r9k/ and was just a bunch of TRIPFAGS EVERYWHERE pretending to have all kinds of dumb shit with eachother. Now they're here every motherfucking day, sometimes many at a time despite all of them always saying stupid shit like "official thread" and "redirect here."

>>334612631
rehash relieving that thread with the frog launch did make me laugh thou

ITT: butthurt oldfags complaining about all the shit /b/ is clogged up with. Possible trolls

Im a newfag. Problem?

>>334613830

>>334613966
>>334613966
not really, as long as you dont shit up the board by posting gay shit

>>334613742

This is actually scary and true. To think that a board that spawned mostly from /r9k/ has great potential is shocking.

That shit with Neb and trying to fuck his sister was hilarious. Sure lots of moralfags tried to jump in, but in the end the dude was banging his sister, and they were both happy, and we were all happy for them. And if it was a huge troll (could be, there is evidence of such) then all the better, he trolled the FUCK out of us all.

Lots of crazy stories happen there, and there seems to be a sense of comradery there, /b/ros helping eachother out, lol'ing all the way.

>>334613445
enough with the rose tinted spectacles

>>334605337

Okay this is getting annoying. /b/ has ALWAYS been a cesspool filled with the shit of the internet. Ever hear of the saying trying to troll /b/ is like peeing in a sea of piss? It's always been a sea of piss. Get over it newfriend. There is no cancer since /b/ has always been like this. /b/ is idolized by people who never come here and when they actually do come here they go, "Hurr durr, why is everyone so mean? Durr I thought you would be cool. Hurr derp."
Just leave okay? If you can't handle the shit of the internet pull your dick out of the asshole.

>>334614280
erm... /adv/ and /r9k/ have co-existed for a long time and since /r9k/ went down /adv/ took a turn for the worse imo. now we have way too many pointless threads not asking for any advice but just sharing stories, hating on women, comiserating or listing preferences. i liked it better before when it was straight up advice.

10/10 OP, i read it in his voice

/b/ was never good, OP is ALWAYS a FAG and this is why we can't have nice things

/thread

>>334614257
Ultimate counter-troll
sadtroll.jpg
Well, I could post some gore or some stuff from lemonparty.org, but considering im on my laptop, I haave none..
I JUST TROLLED MYSELF

>>334615099
>i have no copypasta here and am too stupid to create OC

i have a theory

trolling in the form of attacking the /b/ stereotype (hey candy-asss my name is john) caught on WAY too much, and now we pretend to compete over women and money without realizing that we're just using an old played-out troll

pic related

>>334614779
this is definitely not a place for you and fb-type of peoples who forget they belong in /soc/

Bring back the mothafuckin' banhammer, bitches.

>>334615330
BTW why dont u try googlehammer.com
Much better than regular google

>>334615487
>fbfags
I'm suprised they aren't typing things "I Liked" in threads yet, mindless drones

this place has never been so shitty and that's because we all know that the masses are coming here now and the masses are retarded. When intelligent FREE thinking people get together then the magic happens.

good bye /b/.. o well on to the next place :)

>>334608323
it's worthless to say that now, since cancer has taken control of /b/

>>334616404

:)

>>334616404

Wait, intelligent people thinking free, or intelligent free people thinking?

>>334615857
Bitches dont know bout mah banhammer

>>334609858
painful to read /b/ro

Everytime I see a fa­ggot posting EFG or some shit as their avatars, quotes from /b/ found on every forum you ever come across and dont even get me started on the facebook fag­gotry

Raids, well played trolls, underage b& and /b/ros pride.

What do we have now? Facebook trolls, new­fags in Vendetta masks in public meets and everyday a new and more pathetic rage video on youtube to troll about

I would have said that everytime I see or hear a fagg­ot quoting /b/ or using images from here I would die a little inside but theres nothing left worth defending anymore.

pic related, when was the last time you saw the b&hammer, this place needs more of it, no mercy for any and all.

>>334616404
>they aren't typing things "I Liked" in threads yet

me gusta...

>>334617049
Seconded

>>334612631
>>334612631

The disturb of threads in this dub lacks me

>>334616404
reaction faces are fairly new and are basically the exact same shit...

>>334616763
This. The banhammer will possibly beat down the cancer to a level where we can just troll the rest of it out. This will all require a great deal of luck though, but its possible.

i wish i could r e w i n d

>>334617683
uploading custom funny pictures files =/= clicking on a word

>>334618270
>custom

>implying that you don't see the same 5 pics in every thread

also: holy shit, i should selfban for using >implying... /r9k/ is gone for a reason...

I remember when I was actually excited to get on /b/... I would get giddy because I knew I would be loling for hours. But when /b/ became too much to handle after it turned to the utter crap it is today, I explored other boards and found refuge in /r9k/. It was all original content! Full of hilarious stories and green text tales. I loved it. When I realized how great it was, I usually kept /b/ and /r9k/ tabs open... until eventually, it was all /r9k/. Then, randomly, the board got deleted and now all I have left is shit /b/.

Pretty much I stay on /x/ now... paranormal shit is better than the newfag scum.

>>334609858

REGINA, YOUR FATHER IS VERY PISSED!!!!!!!!

Can somebody here provide the screenshot of the thread that start(l)ed the 25 YEAR OLD POWERLIFTER bullwrap?

>>334618526
We need 2 randoms then...
1. random for fb- follower types
and
2. random for intelligent leader types

too much hate against /b/ros when we should be fighting the censorship, the animal killing fucks
shit like that

or trolling tv professionally b/ is not your personal army because well its starting to look more like a retard center

requesting newt gingrich retards in army uniform as i have no b/ folder on netbook

oldfag bump..

>>334614129
>>334614129
>>334614129
LMAO BEST THING IVE SEEN ALL DAY

GUYS I HAVE AN IDEA

LETS MAKE OUR OWN WEBSITE

WE'LL CALL IT NEWCHAN

LOL

>>334621162