Once.

Never fucking again.

no because i am living hard mode and not a pussy

>>33047122
No but I have contemplated fake suicide as a gag to make people freak out.

i'll possibly think about it when Bleach ends

Why would I kill myself when I can watch anime alone in my basement?

>>33047145

People with suicidal thoughts should be executed. They don't deserve to live.

>>33047122
Can't say I haven't..

Also, I lol'd at picture.

As a jest towards current stresses, perhaps, but I wouldn't actually do it. Love Plus and Amagami aren't translated yet.

Yes, but then I realized that if I did that I'd never develop deviceless communication utilizing schumann resonance.

>Japanese Jimi Hendrix

All the time.

Sometimes I would just imagine myself being hanged or how it would feel to be impaled by a sword/shot by a gun. Most of the time it's rope/noose hanging though.

nope, i am way too self-absorbed and narcissistic to ever consider ending my own life

Once I was thinking quite seriously about it. Not out of depression, but burning frustration with the condition of people and the world and a desire to just switch the fucking thing off.

All the time. I browse /a/, that's enough to kill yourself over.

>>33047122
Yes. But I didn't and couple of years later I found the joys of Internet. Yes, I am oldfag.

yes

I've seen first hand the grief it brings to a family, so not since I was an angsty teen.

If my life sucked so much that I needed to escape, I would probably sign up for a missionary position in Africa.

Through early morning fog I see,
visions of the things to be,
the pains that are withheld for me,
I realize and I can see...

That suicide is painless,
It brings on many changes,
and I can take or leave it if I please.

Many times. Anime and /a/ are the only things keeping me from committing such an act.

>>33047305
Seriously, I don't have any purpose in life other than fapping to traps and going to 4chan.

Suicide is awesome.

After my old computer broke, I started to realize how terribly pathetic my life was and had some suicidal thoughts. But then I got a new one.

You're a faggot if you don't kill yourself

no because I am not a little whiny faggot bitch like taiga

>>33047443
I've named my computer; it is that close to me.

>>33047393
>im a typical 4channer

I tried to commit suicide in highschool.

I tried to jump off a building.

I was on the ledge but two of my friends pulled me off and beat the crap out of me for trying.

They're good friends.

>>33047122
I once considered it.

I spent the rest of that night hitting myself in the head with a bamboo stick. I had a hell of a headache the next day.

Yeah, for years.

yeah I did when my computer broke down.

A few times, not very often. Self-disgust is self-obsession, the vast majority of people who contemplate suicide are closet narcissists.

>>33047635
Seriously man, what's the best way to do it? My town doesn't have any tall buildings and slitting wrists is ghey.

If you do use a gun!!

I always pushed on, figured I could make something cool one day with my talents.

Going to university for anything creative is completely soul crushing. Want to do your own thing? No; Start projects to prove you understand techniques and then scrap them to move onto the next one.

I'm getting the feeling I will be doing other peoples work for the rest of my life, so all my hopes ride with the lottery now.

Suicide is just a temporary solution to a permanent problem.

Every single day.

; - ;

Yeah, only cut myself though.

Was fucking retarded.

If your going to off yourself, then for fucks sake; book a flight to a tropical country, rent a motorcycle and drive out into the wild to do it.

That way instead of your mother having to clean up your bodily wastes after you hang yourself, she can always live with the hope you did a runner or got kidnapped by tribals.

If you commit suicide, you might be reincarnated as a water flea.

On the other hand, you might also get reincarnated as a cat and get to sleep and play with catnip and eat food that a kind old woman gives to you.

So it's a gamble, really. Just need to find a way to cheat like Akagi.

>>33047919
Looks like you got that the wrong way around.

If I was 200 pounds fatter than I am, then maybe. As it is, I'm still pretty optimistic. I'll find a job some day, then my life will turn around, and then eventually I'll be whisked away on a fantastic adventure, right? That's how it works.

I actually attempted 3 weeks ago, but I was found and ended up in the psych ward for 3 days. Not fun at all.

>>33047122
Not until I started coming here

>>33048141
Do red cross work in a wartorn country for a year to stock up mad karma points then challenge Budda to rock/paper/scissors gambles.

Make sure you are practicing Buddism and not Hinduism since Vishnu is a cheating bastard with his 4 arms and all.

>>33048223
yep.

But remember, you have to go out and find adventure, which is why you get a job to finance adventure.

jungle exploran', tomb raidan', live the dream

>>33048414
Atleast with Buddhism, you have the chance to reincarnate as a demon or some shit.

Never.

This is the only path.

I did. I sat there, holding a knife to my neck, right above the carotid artery. I was in tears, wondering how long it'd take me to bleed out. I had decided it didn't matter it'd be over with soon enough and was about to make the slice. At that point I felt something cold and wet nudge my other hand. It was my dog. I screamed at her to go away, but she wouldn't. She stayed there and kept nudging my hand until I petted her. Thanks to that I was able to clam down and think more rationally. If she hadn't come in, I'd have probably done it. Instead I was able to get help. That dog saved my life.

>>33048665
oh god

>>33048665
Hachi.

Ever. Fucking. Day.

Every day since 12 years ago.

Once day i'll finally succeed.

>>33048665
That's the proof why animals > people.

>>33049283
How do you plan to do it?

I'm trying one of those methods on that Maddox page:

>>33048141
OR A BARNACLE!

I do now and then. Actually, I think about suicide every time I screw up and the more excuses I find NOT to kill myself, the more I tend to screw up, because in the end, no matter how badly I screw up, killing myself would be worse. I decided to just run away into the wild, if things ever get really unbearable.

>>33049737

i'm not familiar with this maddox page

i was either thinking about a gun (if i can get one) or jumping in front of a subway train

>>33050650
Why not a knife to the throat?

>>33051375

too coward and i don't want to leave a mess inside my house

Yes. Attempted suicide by hydromorphone overdose with clonazepam and booze for additional CNS depression. My body can take a lot of punishment, apparently.

>>33051467
Slit your wrist, then duck-tape it into a jar.

I think of it, especially after reading Soseki or thinking of Mishima, but I'll never do it. I'm too egoistical to do so. I always feel that if I fail in my endeavours, I can simply be a reclusive dilettante and quite content with life.

When I was 13-14 I strongly considered it. Then, after graduating high school and moving 2000 miles away from my friends and family, I realized that living is a pleasant experience.

Looking back I realize that my problems stemmed from being too proud to actually enjoy anything, for fear that my cynicism and apathy would be dismantled. I was an incredibly stupid teenager.

In elementary school I tried, and failed.
Then I got really religious, and I'm glad I didn't succeed cuz then eternal damnation.
I now enjoy the little things in life and don't care what others think.

For those who have ever thought of suicide or are considering it, I would encourage you to first look at this article.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15658_the-ten-minute-suicide-guide.html

Yes. I wanted to see how the people who drove me to it would react, so I had a friend tell them I attempted it and was sent to a mental ward to help explain the time they didn't see me. Didn't procure the wanted results so I didn't bother. Also, raged when I met one of the fags and they claimed that I brought their fucking betrayals upon myself.

lots, but not much recently. I'll probably get around to killing myself, just might take a few decades for me to do it. not a self hate thing either, I'd just prefer to die on my own terms.

Once when I was bullied at high school. I had no opportunity for a social life because unlike other teens at the time I had no car, no part-time job, and the internet was my only social life.

To this day I'm dealing with the aftermath of three years of bullying I gone through. I do get passing thoughts of suicide once in a while.

>>33047305
>Anime and /a/ are the only things keeping me from committing such an act.

Yeah, a lot. I even have a bunch of scars on my left arm from high school, like a truly retarded emo faggot. I like to think jumping off a building would be a nice way to go out, maybe when I started to get old or something and my body was giving way. But my life got pretty awesome in the past two years so not really anymore.

>>33053997
What can you do? Without escapism of some sort, there will be more a of chance of suicide.
>>33054157
It's not your fault, you became a emofag to cope with the bullying. What can you do?

>>33047122
Did they ever translated the whole thing?

>>33054315
Yes.

I think about killing myself every day. Isn't that normal?

Several times over the years.. though these last six months have been pretty bad, so I actually got off my ass and got the materials ready

Doubt I'll get around to it though--the thought of it kind of numbs you and you forget that you're even "here" for a while

>OP picture (translated)
http://www.mediafire.com/?wftoz2tzu2z

So... um... link? Or at least the name?

Not really.

But then again I think I'm not as fucked up as the average [a/sshole.

I was in the mental hospital twice for almost doing it. Does that answer your question?

Once last month.

But my moral obligations and a sense of responsibility enabled me to shrug it off.

>>33054692
Responsibility? What's that?
Responsibility, not quite yet.
Responsibility, what's that?
I don't wanna think about it, we'd be better off without it, I don't want to think abouuut ittttt

>>33054836
I believe there is a cool and exciting adventure awaiting us after we cast off the mortal coil. This world here is alright, but it's certainly nothing special.

>>33054836
K-On Season 2 and Portal 2?

Heh, a hell of a lot last year. But actually doing it is a whole other issue. More just a melancholy feeling that'd it'd be better just not living.

Stupid really. I never wanted to die but I'd contemplated it.

To those of you who have been committed to a ward temporarily, just how bad is it?

>>33054791
Fuck year MxPx

>Japanese Jimi Hendrix
Really Japan?

Came real close one time, and sat thinking for a few minutes with gun ready. Decided against it.

>>33055461
>>make doujinshi where you slander and eventualy kill hated character
>>america thinks you adore her
Really america?

>>33047122

Yes, there was this one time when an angel came to me and told me I am the second Christ, and that it is my duty to embark on a heavenly quest, which will result in me dying in exchange for heaven on earth.

I thought hard about it, but told him to fuck off because I had an appointment with my chiropractor.

Yeah, but it would be such a waste to die for no reason. Waiting to save someone from a train or something.