dude, that's some weird shit

I swear... If for some reason teeth kept growing back, I would just pull them out for the pleasure. THE RUSH!!

No, but sometimes I get high and fap to porn.
I'm afraid nobody does that but me.

OP i know what you're talking about, i love that weird pain of a toothache or something and you just push on the tooth as hard as you can, or flossing to the point of bleeding

feelsgoodman.jpg

>>328509057

i go on /b/ and ask what weird shit people do

When I'm cooking and cleaning I get into these weird illusions in my head where I'm someone else and I'm talking to my imaginary loving family while I'm cooking/cleaning. A lot of the time I pretend I'm an old southern woman or a poor peasant girl.

>>328509076
Yes! I know! I'm sure what it is... I've done it for a long time though. Did you ever wear braces? Best aching ever. If I was old enough, I would have came.

>>328509755
yes i did wear braces, orgasmic lol. and i've been doing it for quite a long time as well, ever since i could remember

I rub my ass crack, taint, and anus with one finger and smell

I sit on the toilet "cool teacher" style.

fap to music videos

Jerked off to tranny porn once and felt disgusted afterward.

whenever I fart in bed I put my head under the covers and take a 3 second inhale

>>328510965
Dutch Ovens.... classic

i imagine some guy running next to our car and he jumps over obstacles in the street. He makes obscene gestures and exposes his erect penis at stop lights.

>>328508484
>>328508484

Yeah me too, I like moving my jaw from side to side and biting down so my gums at the back grind against each other. Also pushing my nail into the gums at the front of my mouth

>>328511387

YOU ARE ME

I suck the mucus from the back of my sinuses into my mouth and swallow it. I don't hock loogies and spit like other people. I've been doing it since I was a kid and no one notices. I have a lot of post-nasal drip.

I have a spot on my tongue that I bite pieces from. The scar tissue grows back, and I bite it off.

>>328511482
YES!! It really is amazing, isn't it? The feeling.

i eat my boogers.

>>328511666
does it give you a sore throat often?

>>328508484
I like gum pain as well. Maybe not as intense, but more like
>>328511482

>>328511854
everynewt gingrich does that

just not in public

some even in public

>>328511948
Nope, it's just a lot of mucus.

I let my mom catch me fapping 3 times so far... do you think she's onto me doing it on purpose?

I can't look in the mirror once I decide to fap, or after I have fapped for at least 30 min. or so. I angle my head so as to not see my face when entering a room with a mirror.

>>328509738
foreveralone.gif

when my lower gums (bottom front 4 teeth only) build up too far, i love using the floss to rip the flesh off, then i chew it with the front teeth

and you have trips. check mine

I suck my own cock on cam4.

>>328512166
le shame? Or what?

>>328511666
Holy fucking shit roody-poo. I've never heard another person even speak of doing this besides myself.

>>328512375
Have no idea.

it just feelsweirdman.jpg

I'm a female and I have long hair. Hard to explain: I run my fingers through my hair to cause split ends/knots and continue to run my fingers through to get knots and split ends out. I do it a lot, don't know why.
I don't know anyone who does this, or at least the way I do it.

>>328512554
Have you ever wondered if something was wrong with your sinuses? I have. Sometimes if I try to suck too hard it makes a weird noise.

Well I grind and tongue-press my teeth but I don't want to. I hate it and I'm trying to stop.

As for weirs stuff I hope someone else does: I eat my own shit on a semi-regular basis. Not just nibbles, full-on mouthfuls, chew and swallow.

I wish I was joking.

I lie a lot. Even on /b/ and Omegle and other anonymous shit. Makes me feel better to think someone actually believes I'm an interesting and not a weird person.

>>328512688
I did that when I had long hair years ago.

i make beats by clacking my teeth side to side. Im pretty sure im not the only one who does that

When i have to sort of pee, I push on my lower abdomen, i have no idea why but it makes me really horny.

>>328512820
Nother person who does this hear, I've always wondered that too.

I put my fingernails between my teeth and force them upwards into my gum so theres just a little bit of nail sticking out , infact youve just got me in the mood to do it

>>328512835

>>328512841
how weird are you actually? What do you do that social norms would define as weird?

>>328511387
OMG! except i imagine its me. without the stop lights thing

Poop naked for no reason.

>>328513081
Goooood gooooooood. let the subtle gum pain flow through you. Ever since I made this thread, I've been continuously messing with my teeth and gums. once in the mood, it's hard to stop

>>328512303
I'm a female whose attractive. I'll never be alone.

I used to get really stoned and trip out on how humans communicate with their eyebrows.

When I'm driving and eating, I never let on-coming traffic see that I'm eating. I feel like if they see my mouth moving and nobody is in the passenger seat, they think I'm talking to myself.

>>328513128

Yeah I have to be in the right mood and situation, and it has to be the right kind of shit, but when conditions are favorable, I can't resist taking a bite.

I have a 2nd personality that I talk to on occasion and exposes itself under certain circumstances.

I take my pants off before I shower and put new ones on afterwards

>>328513647
No Way! That's friggin amazing. Sorry If I offend when I say, I laughed pretty heartily at your description

Hey, OP.

I'm not even joking when I say I do the exact same thing as you. I've recently developed sensitive teeth (back grinding at night them since I got el braces off a year ago). Love it.

>>328514049
does it have a name?

>>328513129

There's a lot, trust me. I know that everyone strays away from the social norm here and there but I'm pretty sure I do a hell of a lot of things differently.

>>328508484
I used to do the same shit. I also have anxiety and so when i took some Paxil I didn't do that shit anymore. I also used to jack off a lot before taking the med. I think it has to do with having high sensitivity or something.

>>328509738
TITSS OR GTFO

>>328514623
No way I'm posting my tits on here. You're all jerks.

>>328514243
no way! good shit, man! I'm glad to see that more people engage in the activity. I've never told anyone I do it. More secretive about messing around with my teeth than messing around with my dick.

When I see an animal, my eyes always go immediately to the crotch area. I just can't help it.

>>328513602

>>328515018
Can we see some full facial nudity

I make up words using different languages, usually sexual in nature but not always. I'm embarrassed to post examples because they are stupid. I also create characters and create dialogs while I cook.

I have the Romanian breakdancer.
The middle aged mexican soccer player.
The redneck hick who collects wolf stuff
the monotone teenager going through puberty who I call autotune.

>>328514320
would you be comfortable sharing anything at all with us? We're all welcoming to eachother's weirdness. :)

>>328515469
This. I seriously doubt you're the weirdest person here.

Almost anytime I can sneak a sniff of dirty panties I doit. Assuming not hugely old or gross. Hot enough I steal them sometimes. Love knowing what a girls panties smell like... instantly hard!

No OP, that's weird.

I have a phobia of stickers. Esp apple stickers. I fucking hate them, they're disgusting!!! Anyone else?

Not entirely sure, even he changes the way he acts sometimes and tells me different things based on recent events in my life.

>>328513003
I do that too, but I do it ''automatically'' when I hear a song (even when I don't like the song)
Sometimes it's really annoying, but I love it when i'm hearing a song that I like.

>>328515336
awww come on. can we please here a few? Maybe we can integrate them into our own lives.

>>328515611
Why

>>328515611
lol I'm a bedazzle fetishist. wanna fuck? ;D

I imagine how people would look like as juggalos like my mom or my old uncles. I am not a juggalo nor do I listen to ICP ever. I love thinking about absurd things

>>328516227
A bedazzled vag does sound pretty hot. Got any pics?

>>328515469

For example, sometimes when I'm physically hurt like when I trip or something, I intentionally try to inflict pain to someone else in the same way to see if it really does hurt that I'm just being a bitch about it.

>>328515582

I don't think I am the weirdest person here.

*---- actaully thats pretty interesting, for I also am into dental pain. Its sharp and satisfying. Novocaine? for fags.

Remember back when the kids in school used to say "Step on a crack in the concrete and you break your mum's back" or something similar?

I haven't stepped on a crack in 12 years.

>>328515802

I literally have no answer to this question. I don't know.

It's so extreme that i don't buy fruit, and i can't buy reduced stuff from supermarkets when they put that horrible sticker on it. I can't even type about it without getting goosebumps.

>>328510615
oh fuck i lol'd

>>328516485
aww yeeee! next time i go in for a teeth pulling, I'm gunna see if anesthetics are optional.

>>328516332
too bad i dont believe you because quote, "i lie alot"
fag

>>328515591
I've sniffed my aunts panties whenever I visit. Ive deposited my seed in them when I saw her dirty ones on the bathroom floor. I already had one of her socks wrapped around my cock while I had her dirty panties placed over my nose and mouth. I was playing with her bra as well. She's a blonde chubby and I've masturbated so many times to pics of her... Havent gotten the courage to fuck her but I've rubbed her feet before... Nor sure if she got the message. You guys want pics of her?

I've kinda grown out of this because I'm not really superstitious anymore, but I used to have to enter a room/step on first stair/walk over a crack with my left foot. If I accidentally step with the right foot, I used to back up and step with my left to correct it.

Whenever I see an inanimate object, such as a car, I stare at the "rear" end of it but then I feel insanely pervy and try to look away. But I just can't! Got to love them firm ended vehicles.

>>328516649
holy shit
high score!

fuckyea.jpg

>>328516939
yes plz

i like pulling out clumps of my pubice hair to make the winterman happy.

>>328516939

>>328516939
Yes please

>>328508484

Yeah I do that too. And the need to do it just grows when you have a cold because your teeth become so sensetive and it's like they're itching.

Just the sound of some music/songs gets me rock hard.
I don't have anything to associate the song with (sex or otherwise) but for some reason just the tune or drums male me wanna come.
Only happens with slow funky music.

>>328508484
i do it too OP, but not all the time and not to that extent, I do it when a tooth was loose or something bent the tooth, then it would be a habit and for some reason I like this kind of force, and I don't to it to the point of bleeding, I would just put pressure on an individual tooth.

>>328516895

I also said it makes me feel better to think people believe I'm interesting and NOT weird.

>>328516895
a lot*

I go to newt gingrich and don't mute the Rock

OP i do ALL that shit, its a nice pain,

>MFW OP

>>328517203
>>328517206
>>328508484
Can I post pics with an I phone? She has such beautiful feet /b/ I want to fuck her so bad how can I how her that I want her? Should I rub her feet on my dick next time I give her a foot massage or something more subltle?

>>328512688
I'm a male with long hair i also do the same exact thing

>>328508484
Holy fuck OP, so do I

Whenever I'm bored waiting in line at the store or something, I imagine what I would do if a group of terrorists with automatic rifles walked in and started capping people.

John Woo style.

>>328517706
She'll either fuck you or she won't. She probably won't. Just say with a straight face when you're alone "I'm insanely attracted to you, just thought you should know"

>>328517698

I'm 21 year old and just fucking love to play with clay in my free time. I have a big pile hidden inside one of my desks drawers, and usually play with it while watching a movie or browsing /b/, like now.

>>328518057
OP: >OOHHHHNFNNNDLLLLLMMMNN

Its cool bro, I like sticking stuff in between my teeth like toothpicks and making my gums hurt a little. I don't know why I do it either. I also like pushing my nose really far sideways til it hurts, same deal there

>>328517406
yeayea. as of right now i've got one tooth on the bottom set that's ever so slightly out of line. and he's been getting some action lately as far as pain infliction goes.

yup i do that too...i like going to the dentist and when they use that scrappy thingy OH GOD I LOVE IT, the dentist puts me to sleep

>>328508484
I am so attracted to my cousin.

I dont brush my teeth.
My gums bleed alot.

I am so attracted to your mother

i do the straw thing stopped after i had braces

does any1 hate it when you open a canned drink and the contents gets stuck between the outer rim and an indent in the top of the can shit gets vaccumed up like coke :D

>>328508484
>>328511816
>>328512835
>>328513128
>>328514379

>>328513003
Holy shit do this all of the time hahaha

I like pulling out my nose hairs with my fingers

I get obsessed with movies and want to recreate them

social network

fight club

fast and furious

My gums bleed after running very hard or undergoing a lot of stress, yet my dentist always says my teeth and gums look great. Anybody else like me?

when refilling my water bottles I fill them compleatly to the top then cap them, then turn the bottle upside down, leave it for about 30 seconds then squeeze the bottle with opening the cap slightly so that some water squirts out, so when I open the bottle it's like opeinig an airtight seal....don't know why the heck I do this

It's kind of weird but....

I steal womens underwear. Not new ones from stores but used ones. I have never stolen any of my personal family but rather shit like some of my cousin's wives or sister-in-law or my mother-in-law (yes, I am married....hide some of the panties in a small box hidden from my wife but more on that later). I usually go to take a piss and ramsack the bathroom looking for the dirty clothes. When I find a pair, I always smell them to make sure it smells extra-pussy but not crusty or like shit. Then go home and here is where it gets a little bizarre...I either jerk off to them while smelling and licking them or tell my wife I got her a surprise while I was out shopping some other time. Then I get her to put them on. `At that point, I either let her wear them around and save them for later to jack off to both her and the other womens pussy smell/taste or I eat her out while she wears the panties (which I also lick and smell), imagining that both smells are the result of her having a incest or lesbian encounter.

feelsfuckinggoodbutalsoawkward.jpg

Whenever I think a 'b', 'm' or 'p', I have to blink.

YESSSS finally this thread. THE CRINKLING OF PAPER GETS ME OFF! I dont know why but for some reason i just sit back in my chair and listen..
check my drift
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yuo6xRpcOtM

>>328518763

That's interesting. Really weird though.

When I go up the stairs fast I go on all fours, in beast mode.

>>328519180
I do that, I learned how to walk from my dog and when I go up the stairs I just feel the need to go on all 4s (I still walk normally in all other cases though).

I eat no vegatables at all, rather I just eat more meat and grains. Does anynewt gingrich else do this?

Femanon here with two odd habits, one painful, one just strange.
1) I enjoy urethral penetration. With small things of course, such as q-tips. Hurts like fuck, but, feels good man.
2) If I kill a bug in my house I can never bring myself to just throw it away or even flush it. I HAVE to chuck it outside. The thought of all the dead bugs in my trashcan or pipes is horrifying.

All you folks that like dental pain should try chewing aluminum foil. You wouldn't think it would be that bad but its terrible.

>>328508484
>>328509738
>>328511666
>>328512688
>>328516649
Do all of these

inb4 terminator shower

>>328517394
Music gets me horny too. Even though I don't have the parts to get a boner I think it's become rather noticeable. I moan and whimper all the time. Just last night a friend told me to look up some stupid Kanye West song and I spent an replaying the song and groping my tits. It was horrible yet quite orgasmic.

Also I let one of my guy friends punch me as hard as he can in the arm just so I can prove that I'm superior when it comes to pain tolerance/strength. I also balance on one leg leaning my torso on the knee with the other leg stretched out behind me in a dramatic position just to see how long I can stand like that.

eat my belly button lint

>>328509738
Maybe memories of a past life? I get those sometimes.

Smell my hands all the time.
Don't know why, it's just weird.

>>328519853
That is really hot... what song?

sometimes when im riding in a car i count all the other cars that are parked and i cant stop i think the highest i got to was around 800

>>328520120
I agree.

when nobody's home and i need to shit, i leave the bathroom door open and my computer at the end of the hall on so that i can hear the music coming from it. anynewt gingrich else who does that?

I stick sharps things under my fingernails. Feels soo good. I'll rip a piece of my fingernail but not copmltly off, then i'd poke the riped nail under all the fingernails on the other hand. I do it so much i think the skin has pushed back premanitly. Feels good tho

>>328511701
I do this to both sides of my tongue. I love the pain and blood of the initial bite, and then the pleasure of chewing off the dead skin. I used to chew the sides of my mouth, but my dentist remarked on it and told me I should stop. I also chew my lips a lot. I think I have an oral fixation?

rub my balls and smell,frequently

>>328519530
>>328520279
Some really nice-looking anynewtgingriches in this thread...

>>328520120
Don't Look Down featuring Most Def and some other people

>>328520279
Dude, everyone does this. When you can't be assed to pause your music, but wanna hear it.

>>328520027
i smell the back of my hand and my arm a lot too.
dunno why

>>328520454
But usually the only songs that can do that to me are sung by the orgasmic David Bowie

It's great because you can pass it off as just scratching your nose so no-one in public actually thinks you're weird.

When I'm checking a girl out, I've caught my self subconciously looking at their nose. I subconciously do it, too. Something about a nice, smissingnoh nose turns me on. Big Jew noses, and those little pig noses are fucking turn-offs.

I hit my legs with my fists as hard as i can and enjoy it. I also like to slap my face sometimes..
Also if love sucking my own blood, but i dont cut myself or anything. but if i trip and for example my knee starts bleeding i lick the blood and then try to increase the amount of blood coming from the wound.
Anyone else do this?

I engage in sexual interview with a woman

>>328520695
David Bowie

>>328512841
I lie my whole life.
Even about small things like what i had for dinner.

wtf is wrong with me?

>>328520900
I do the blood thing as well. It's so satisfying for some reason.

>>328520842
*s-m-o-o-t-h

Fucking missingno...

When getting close to orgasm I tense my legs. Feelsgoodman

>>328521078
I've got a thing for him ever since I re-watched the labyrinth. I would rape the fucking fuck out of him. Just sayin

When walking by hot girls in shorts/dresses, I put my arm down and try to touch their legs/ass without them noticing. Am I alone on this?

>>328521262
>>328521262
>>328521262
Are you me?

>>328511387
me too but it's a werewolf

i stick pins into various parts of my body (legs, arms, face, fingers, etc.)quite deep (maybe 1-1.5cmon the legs and arms. all the way to the ball on the thigh) then masturbate as i slowly pull them out and feel that burning metallic stinging sensation

one of these days i am going to get some kind of infection though because i hardly keep them sterile or anything.

but yeah... not even a masochist or anything. I hate pain. i just like that one burning sting you can only get from pulling pins

>>328521085
Same.

Feelsweirdman

>>328521372

i lay on my side with my arm under so it cuts the blood off and makes it numb and tingly then a jerk off with it.

it is supposed to feel like someone else is doing it, but i dunno... it just kinda feels like a retarded person is doing it

once I made my cat sniff my penis

I felt very ashamed and guilty afterwards

>>328508484

My ex likes that.

I don't get it.

>>328511854
>>328511854

YES. Same here. They are delicious...
How often do you get sick?
I get sick about Once ever 3-4 years, more towards 4, no lie, and in my mind I think it's because I eat my boogers (constantly making my body fight off would-be dead/weak bacteria and therefore building up anti bodies to te urgent strains floating around)
Anyone else???? LoL

>>328521557
just try it. one pin into the leg slowly about 1cm in. leave it there until it no longer stings (like 5 seconds seriously) and the slow twist it out.

it is a totally odd feeling

>>328521262

When I do it, it makes me cum alot quicker too.

I get a little bit aroused if a girl hits me with her fists. and i love hitting myself.
If i get a little scratch, i try to make it bigger.

>>328521309
Anybody? Or am I a total pervert for doing this?

>>328521085
>>328521085
>>328521085
Anybody else here like this or should i just kill myself?

>>328519972
I don't EAT it.... But I've never known anyone else to even Have it... Past GFs have always found me weird for having belly button lint lol... It reappears like every 4 hours WTF!?!?

>>328521749
they actually did a study that proved people who eat their boogers have stronger immune systems to bacterial infection since their body is constantly producing a higher amount of antibodies to fight off the minor bacterias caught throughout the day in your mucus

that would be a disgusting study...

>>328521816
I guess it's just weird to me because pins and needles really freak me out. I can't even stand the thought of giving blood because of this, even though I know I should.
When I was first learning how to use a sewing machine, all I could imagine was my fingers being sucked under the needle, and being pierced over and over again, too fast for me to do anything about it. I shudder just thinking about it.

I know this sound absolutely retarded, but when I finish a sentence in my head(thinking to myself) i always have to crack my right ankle. Its major OCD, but if i don;t crack it all I can think about is cracking it, it's fucking annoying.

OCD at its fniest i guess

i scratch the shit out of my arms and legs, to bust open sores that aren't there so i can eat the scabs when they form. just ate one actually...yum!

>>328521895
you are just a bit of a perv. don't worry though, everyone is to some degree

>>328522079
compulsive lying is common. some people just need to lie, no matter what the lie is.
nothing to be ashamed of, just something you gotta learn to control (or don't, i don't care. if it is not hurting anyone lie away)

jerk off all over my own chest (and sometimes face/mouth)

if the op is still here..

I used to do that too before I had braces. I would grow my fingernails out and then wedge them between my teeth. After I had braces I didn't wear my retainer for a few years until one day I tried it on, and it was the same pleasurable pain as before.

>>328521085
You're a pathological liar. But I wouldn't say you're crazy because you know the stuff is false. Counseling might help you with it.

Not trying to make fun or anything, with a little bit of counseling you could probably resolve it no sweat.

>>328522454
nahh man you dont understand i lie about EVERYTHING.
i might even be lying this.

THEFUCKCI$*IT#T*UV KTF$

>>328508484
>>328508484
>>328508484
>>328508484
CANDYBAAAAAAAR

>>328522603
Hey! I know what you mean! I actually lost my lower retainer and was just thinking that I would literally give anything to find it by accident and force my teeth into it after months of subtle shifting. GAHHHHH. just the thought of it....

>>328520408
Anybody else have an oral fixation?

>>328512835
>>328512835

roody-poo you mad.

>>328523174

heh, take solace in the fact that you're not alone

>>328522113
Cite the fucking study, retard. If this is true I'll actually have an excuse for this shit.

I like inflicting pain to myself (not cutting) just to see how much it hurts. I bite my gums all the time because it hurts so good. Or if I have a cut or something like that I will constantly touch it.

I wipe my penis head with toilet paper after i pee to ensure I'm 100% dry.
I wrap my penis with toilet paper after sex in case more precum or cum decides to come out after.

>>328509738
holy shit i do that too! the peasant woman part...I have a garden and when i wear long skirts and water it i feel like i'm on little house on the prarie!! hahaha

>>328508484
I used to do it. I would pick at that little part of flesh in between your two bottom front teeth, eventually I stopped because it was weird

>>328511666
I think everynewt gingrich does that

>>328521262
same here, nigga, it's liek i can't cum without doing that

I enjoy brushing my hair when it is greasy and seeing the oils build up on my brush.

Any other anons do this?

I think Bradford Cox from the band Deerhunter is the most attractive person on earth... I don't even know why... It kind of bugs me because the reason he looks that way is because he has this weird disease.
Obviously, the pic is of him.

I bite the sides of my tounge when im concentrating on something

i always fap with my dick through the leg hole in my underwear

i fap with my left hand even though im right handed

i never ever eat vegetables

>>328518532
>>328515737
>>328513003

DEAR LORD
I legitimately thought I was the only person who did this.
A lot of the time when I hear music, or have a song stuck in my head, I click my teeth along to the tune.

>>328513003
I love you. I do this when I'm in public and feeling nervous. I click out the beats to the song that's in my head.

so if i put.. missingno i get missingno?

one anyone everyone newfag fag candy-ass penis vagina
?

>>328508484
Dude yes.

body everynewt gingrich anynewt gingrich candy-ass roody-poo

>>328508484
FUCK YEAH, FOREVER WITH YOU BRO

candy-ass