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04/26/11(Tue)21:04:01 No.325223677

Hey Miners.

My name is Creeper and I sss every single one of you. All of you are cubic, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day digging stupid cobble. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any diamond? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than griefing your best mates tnt.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the exploding team, and starter on my tn-team. What sports do you play, other than "spliff"? I also get straight explosion's, and have a banging hot Creeper (We just blew some miners up; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:05:21 No.325223928 It's spleef, fagott. Go die.

>>	04/26/11(Tue)21:06:25 No.325224153 File1303866385.png-(61 KB, 252x221, mfw micky.png) what am I reading?

>>	Derwodenmächtigstentripcodehat !Shaco9f5h6 04/26/11(Tue)21:07:26 No.325224372 Nigger.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:07:30 No.325224390 >>325223677 I want to get this picture printed out and blown up to cover one whole wall in my room

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:07:32 No.325224400 >>325223677 >>325224153 samefag

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:07:36 No.325224414 File1303866456.png-(49 KB, 250x250, whatthefuckamireading.png) >mfw

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:07:39 No.325224424 >>325223928 Actually, it's spliff. Maybe not in white trash rural america, but in the rest of the world.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:08:22 No.325224577 meh 3.5/5

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:08:51 No.325224670 File1303866531.jpg-(16 KB, 250x191, roflbot.jpg) op is not a faggot

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:09:25 No.325224763 Made me smirk 5/10

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:09:49 No.325224820 trolololo

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:09:54 No.325224840 >>325224670 Op is always a fag, you're op, you're a fag.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:09:57 No.325224854 >>325224424 Well, I know what spliff stands for and obviously spliff is not a game. what OP means is a minecraft-game called spleef. retard, stop talking 'bout shit and stuff

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:09:58 No.325224860 >>325223677 cute pic is cute

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:10:04 No.325224899 bump for smirkworthy creativity

>>	04/26/11(Tue)21:10:52 No.325225064 >>325224899 thx, nice dubs.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:11:47 No.325225252 >>325224577 'meh'. 3,5/5, 7/10. yeah, right, 'meh'. what's 10/10, maybe a "it's somewhat okay I guess"? fag

>>	04/26/11(Tue)21:12:03 No.325225306 File1303866723.jpg-(91 KB, 750x750, creeper 2.jpg) bumping with some creepers

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:12:54 No.325225482 File1303866774.png-(308 KB, 1440x900, anatomy of a creeper.png) this thread is now about minecraft

Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:13:06 No.325225534
File1303866786.jpg-(52 KB, 242x251, 13037176640946666666.jpg)

Greetings adventurer,

My name is Eugene, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are ripped, inbread, athletes who spend every second of their day looking at obsolete photographs. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever played a paladin? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of you're better than them, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than dnd v.4.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I bruise easy. I was a level 30 mage, and my groups first pick for DM. What characters do you play, other than "playing a sor because mages are hard"? I also get straight A's, and have a mildly attractive best friend (I just blew thinkging about her; Shit was SO cash). You are all smelly orcs who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my queen

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:13:18 No.325225570 >>325224840 no u

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:13:20 No.325225577 File1303866800.png-(36 KB, 446x374, ssssss.png) >mfw

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:13:54 No.325225701 File1303866834.png-(145 KB, 300x316, t5_2s1wp_21.png) >>325225482 no, it's about creepers

Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:14:35 No.325225828

screencapped for lulz

in related news: i unplugged my laptop, and since the battery has been dead for about a year now to the point that it will instantly crash (thanks grandma!), i lost my first world. the world i spent most my time in, toiling away for that illusive bling, to enhance my miner swagger.
rip castle blooddick

Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:14:37 No.325225835
File1303866877.jpg-(48 KB, 242x251, 1303717664094661.jpg)

Stop right there criminal scum,

My name is The Imperial Guard, and I hunt every single one of you. All of you are scheming, idiotic, criminals who spend every second of their day looking at paintings on this brightly lit box of color. You are everything scum in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any daedric armor? I mean, I guess it's amusing making ridiculous claims about other criminal scum because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new plane of Oblivion. This is even worse than jerking off to poorly drawn paintings of dwarves..

Don't be a stranger. Just attack me with your best weapon. I'm pretty much unkillable. I was captain of the Legion, and a champion at the arena. What silly games do you play, other than "oh shit I accidentally picked up that book"? I also get good marks at the academy, and have a banging hot wench (She just had intercourse with me; Shit was SO coin). You are all homosexuals who should just commit suicide. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my wench

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:15:00 No.325225894 File1303866900.gif-(397 KB, 320x240, creeper 3.gif) >>325225701 you sir, are right.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:16:11 No.325226139 >>325225835 >>325225534 please fuck off, it's about creepers or minecraft, not Copypasta. It's oc.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:17:25 No.325226374 File1303867045.jpg-(157 KB, 640x977, creeper.jpg) at least it's a "please".

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:18:12 No.325226542 File1303867092.jpg-(445 KB, 1000x996, 1289732837206xfsd.jpg) repost

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:18:14 No.325226553 LOLOLOLOLOL Pasta > Creeper

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:18:52 No.325226695 File1303867132.jpg-(36 KB, 200x200, 1302820669801.jpg) >>325226139

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:20:29 No.325227058 File1303867229.jpg-(186 KB, 1680x1050, 1303279348409.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:21:32 No.325227274 >>325227058 I know this one, but it's not a mappack.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:21:40 No.325227297 File1303867300.jpg-(240 KB, 1699x1200, minecraft_poster5.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:23:12 No.325227607 John plays Minecraft. He obviously taught all the creepers ever made english and told them to say this.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:23:59 No.325227770 File1303867439.jpg-(126 KB, 440x440, 1296378362028.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:24:31 No.325227874 File1303867471.jpg-(382 KB, 950x1382, mayonegg.jpg) >>325227058 Is there such a game?

>>	anonymoose 04/26/11(Tue)21:25:04 No.325227987 >>325227058 HOW DO I GET THIS?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:25:15 No.325228030 File1303867515.jpg-(112 KB, 690x464, 1303808238772.jpg) >>325227607 >taught all the creepers ever made english >creepers ever made english >ever made english >english

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:25:28 No.325228074 File1303867528.jpg-(47 KB, 500x375, creepi.jpg) >>325227874 It's a Texturepack fake, wtf you talkin bout bro

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:26:44 No.325228333 >>325228030 Use your brain to insert a comma, and it makes sense. Also, niggercock.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:27:02 No.325228380 File1303867622.jpg-(271 KB, 800x600, 1303278574656.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:27:02 No.325228381 File1303867622.jpg-(260 KB, 2047x1535, minecraft sureal.jpg) bumping

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:27:15 No.325228431 File1303867635.jpg-(136 KB, 524x598, 1302910239202090909.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:28:39 No.325228734 File1303867719.png-(99 KB, 236x176, 1303601064926.png) >just hit me with your best shot Fire away, hey

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:28:48 No.325228760 >>325227874 should be possible with the glsl shader mod and a good texture pack

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:29:40 No.325228863 File1303867780.jpg-(73 KB, 750x750, 1302909699855.jpg) >>325228333 Why when I can bitch at your nigger ass for not doing it in the first place. Isn't that like the american dream or something or the other.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:29:59 No.325228876 File1303867799.jpg-(67 KB, 700x509, scheiß ponye uda.jpg) Stupid ponies, sss them all!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:30:02 No.325228882 File1303867802.jpg-(5 KB, 239x108, lolwutmc.jpg) I love minecraft. What other game gives me the freedom to make this?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:30:14 No.325228919 File1303867814.jpg-(311 KB, 686x900, minecraft___creeper_plush_by_k(...).jpg)

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:31:01 No.325229132 File1303867861.gif-(1.31 MB, 250x306, 1302804665934.gif) YOU WIN OP!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:31:29 No.325229194 >>325228882 nice imagesize.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:32:08 No.325229301 File1303867928.png-(112 KB, 408x504, 1296382215866.png)

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:34:22 No.325229491 >>325229194 It did it justice. And what the FUCK are these captchas lately?

>>	04/26/11(Tue)21:34:39 No.325229565 >>325229132 op here, thx and nice .gif

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:35:18 No.325229772 File1303868118.jpg-(258 KB, 797x703, not_a_care_in_the_world_by_wol(...).jpg)

>>	04/26/11(Tue)21:35:20 No.325229792 >>325229132 thx. Captcha: Ivelost flowers

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:35:23 No.325229820 File1303868123.jpg-(74 KB, 606x599, 1303622962846.jpg) >>325225482 amidoinitrite?

Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:35:45 No.325229944

>>325223677
>Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the exploding team, and starter on my tn-team. What sports do you play, other than "spliff"? I also get straight explosion's, and have a banging hot Creeper (We just blew some miners up; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
>Hit me with your best shot
>FIRE AWAAAAAAAAYYY

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:37:53 No.325230171 >>325229820 Yep. looks like minecraft to me.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:39:11 No.325230348 File1303868351.jpg-(326 KB, 1334x834, 1296384811930.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:40:06 No.325230460 File1303868406.jpg-(122 KB, 580x435, jesus 22.jpg) >>325229820 why is jesus loving shit?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:40:39 No.325230632 File1303868439.gif-(578 KB, 299x276, 1303794722000.gif) >>325229565 Did you write it or did you copypasta? Cause i'll take that .gif away. I swear i will.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:41:21 No.325230934 >>325228863 I'm not even the same guy, dude.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:41:21 No.325230936 I think minecraft is a cool guy. He fights creepers and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:41:35 No.325231010 >tn-team Lol'd.

>>	04/26/11(Tue)21:43:34 No.325231294 >>325230632 I wrote it.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:44:31 No.325231561 File1303868671.png-(439 KB, 720x540, 1303153978377.png) >>325230934 You're still a faggot.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:44:42 No.325231595 >>325230460 >>325230460 well why the fuck not?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:45:27 No.325231750 File1303868727.jpg-(245 KB, 1920x1080, slime1080wp.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:47:02 No.325231982 >>325231561 I will not argue that. Captcha: 192 emoots

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:48:28 No.325232381 File1303868908.gif-(73 KB, 150x150, 1299590641939.gif) whoop

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:49:12 No.325232551 File1303868952.jpg-(401 KB, 1920x1080, creeper1080wp.jpg) >>325231595 >>325231561 >>325230936 >>325230934 Less talkin', more pictures

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:50:03 No.325232755 File1303869003.jpg-(120 KB, 1600x1000, District Mine.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:50:40 No.325232910 File1303869040.gif-(244 KB, 500x500, 1299585477487.gif) >>325232551 true,

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:53:06 No.325233466 File1303869186.jpg-(55 KB, 370x452, otters.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:53:22 No.325233535 File1303869202.jpg-(471 KB, 750x574, 1300134022386.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:53:24 No.325233548 File1303869204.jpg-(339 KB, 1920x1080, ghast21080wp.jpg) captcha: limaying Assyrian

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:53:30 No.325233572 File1303869210.jpg-(135 KB, 540x720, 1303152580144.jpg) >>325232551

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:54:43 No.325233874 File1303869283.jpg-(1.32 MB, 1920x1200, 1302008338518.jpg) Bumping with wallpapers

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:56:20 No.325234225 File1303869380.png-(150 KB, 1920x1080, ghastwallpaper.png) >>325233572 yeah, act badass and don't give a fuck. guess nobody loves you irl.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:57:30 No.325234508 File1303869450.jpg-(12 KB, 225x225, damnit.jpg) Yessir.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:58:07 No.325234648 File1303869487.jpg-(974 KB, 1920x1200, 1302008268903.jpg) Luau!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)21:59:27 No.325234959 File1303869567.png-(133 KB, 540x405, 1299118217915.png)

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)22:00:03 No.325235092 File1303869603.gif-(1.13 MB, 420x260, bubblebuttp1.gif) >>325231294 MOAR FUCKING WINNING!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)22:00:29 No.325235176 File1303869629.jpg-(307 KB, 1680x1050, mekkaMC.jpg)

>>	51k0 L33t !BmYWUbe2us 04/26/11(Tue)22:00:45 No.325235242 File1303869645.jpg-(17 KB, 478x357, 418.jpg) >>325233535 >Arrow hitting a block of TNT and not blowing up >mfw

>>	04/26/11(Tue)22:02:34 No.325235646 >>325235092 maybe when the time is rdy.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)22:02:46 No.325235690 File1303869766.jpg-(20 KB, 370x300, 1302673790944.jpg) >>325234225

>>	Anonymous 04/26/11(Tue)22:02:54 No.325235718 File1303869774.jpg-(198 KB, 791x600, sssssssssssssssssssss.jpg)

>>	Mossy !!XtIs0kGlAWl 04/26/11(Tue)22:08:26 No.325236936 >>325235242 didn't know this?

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