Hm

l-last one...

>>311782666
>>311782666
GO AWAY FROM THIS WORLD, DEMON!! IT'S MINE!!!

do they make those sun glasses irl?

hello alice!
how are you? how was class?

>>311782857
>>311782857
>>311782857
Y-yes, I made a l-lot of them for anonymous

>>311782893
>>311782893
*smiles* H-hard! I t-thought I'd relax and w-work on a small project

>>311782981
oh yeah? pray tell, what project would this be?

>>311783067
>>311783067
W-well, I t-think I'll finish m-my tripcode generator, and then t-try and improve a GET s-script.

>>311783141
what trip are you looking for?
not that i can get it for you...
but i'm curious, do you need a new one?

C
A
N
C
E
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>>311782981

Love cake for you Alice. I worked hard on it!

>>311783346
Oh, I j-just think it's f-fun to program really.
tripcode explorer is s-so slow, so I figured....I c-could t-try and do better?

>>311783469
>>311783469
T-thank you anonymous! Might y-you like some of mine?

>>311783477
i see, well i wish you all the luck in the world!
hmmm...doesn't seem as if any of your regulars are here...

>>311783599
>>311783599
>>311783599
It's m-much too early for them. I w-was just testing something...

>>311783666
ah i see...should i focus back on my pony thread? i can leave if you're busy...

>>311783765
>>311783765
*laughs* I w-was just about to leave, s-sorry to distract you!

Hi, I'm David. David Davidson. YOU SUCK!

>>311783823
haha, no trouble alice. i was just excited to catch a thread at the beginning. take care!

LONG LIVE THE GIVER

ponys and fucking alice in one thread. cancer meltdown imminent.

>>311783559

Ya! Now I got a cake to share.
Have another!

>>311784388
W-well thank you, might I interest y-you in another?

>>311784376

I love you!

>>311785238
>>311785238
I l-love you too!

>>311785307

Alice is pure elegance, the perfect lady.

>>311785390
>>311785390
A-ah...

Hi Alice! I love you!

HAILED FROM THE HEAVES EARTH AND...Wind? No wait, how did it go? Darn it.

>>311785618
I l-love you too! N-need a hug?

>>311785570

>>311785757

>>311785679

THE ONE AND ONLY BANG SHISHIGAMI HAS ARRIVED!

>>311785852

>>311785700
I'd love one..

>>311786003
*hugs warmly* M-my pleasure!
>>311785985

>>311785985
>>311785985

What the fuck is this shit?

Why can't that tripfag write whole words instead of adding the first letter and a '-' in front of them?

Is HE completely retarded and has to translate his vocal disability into writing?

>>311786240
>>311786240
W-waha~! I'm s-sorry, but I'm actually female....everyone m-makes mistakes Anonymous, d-don't feel bad!

>>311786240

>>311786240

I d-don't k-know.

H-hi, miss!
C-c-can i e-enter here, please?
I-it's c-cold outs-side.

>>311782250


Did alice love's me?

<<< pic related,its me

>>311786611
You w-were quite w-warm!

>>311786590
Of c-course, here, l-let me get you a b-bed!

/b/ is dead

>mfw /b/ is dead

Faggots.

>>311786590

Come in, come in! Feel free to share our marvelous hearth as you will!

>>311786769

awmm,
i love you alice ;3

>>311786791
/b/...srs bsns

>>311786974
>>311786974
*hugs tight* L-love you too!

>>311786769
Thanks, m-miss!
It's s-o long s-since i slept in a b-bed

>>311787091
>>311787091
P-please, sit down, eat, w-we've got plenty!

>>311787091
my friend rainbow dash likes to sleep on clouds...

>>311787045

:3,can someday you let me go to wonderland with you?

>>311787361
I p-prefer it here, really...

none of you are japanese. you will never be japanese and you will never go to japan

>>311787548
alice from wonderland? i'm confused...who is this alice you are?

>>311787722
Alice Margatroid f-from touhou is b-based on the Alice f-from Alice in wonderland.

>>311787682
I....w-well, I lived in Japan, and am p-part japanese....

>>311787257
Y-you are s-so friend-dly! M-many thanks!
But... you ar-ren't going to t-take me away l-like the b-bad man, do you?

>>311787930
>>311787930
Of c-course not! You are s-safe here....

why are you so polite and shy alice?
can't you be more "dirty"?

pic totally related.

>>311787869
but you lie

>>311787869
ah. thank you!
>>311788062
>pic related

>>311788062
S-sorry...

>>311788123
Not r-really...

>>311782250

alice,i feel awful,im really sad.
can't you confort me?

>>311788248
>>311788248
*wraps her arms around you* W-why are you so sad, anonymous?

>>311788248

forgot the picture,and check'em

>>311788123
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQnNHG-F_Rk

Lies are forever

Alice, You're a faggot, Go kill yourself. No one likes you.

What is the point of these threads, Alice?

>>311788411

are u a wizzard?

>>311788411
>mfw
>>311788516
someone's a little upset...

>>311788516
>>311788516
I l-like me!

>>311788521
>>311788521
T-to spread love and c-cheer to anonymous!

>>311788396

I can't find,anymore... my real love.
The only love i has,is gone.

My life isn't anymore the same.

>>311788516
I like her!

fuck off you weeaboo namefagging cancer spreading newfags. no one loves you

>>311788707
sorry anon...

>>311788707
Then f-find another l-love.
That's the g-great thing about love, y-you get more of it b-by sharing it!

Even if y-your life isn't the same, that's f-fine! Just m-make it better tomorrow! That's what life is all about!

We've always g-got tomorrow, you and I ^^
So don't give up hope.

>>311788777
Nice tripps good sir.
>>311782250
Die in a fire
>>311782893
Die in a fire also

Hey Alice, I hope you have a great day. It's people like you that make life worth living.

>>311788991
*thumbs up* I'll b-be sure to, Fonzie!

>>311782250
>>311788777
>>311788777
>implying I dont love Alice

>>311788037
T-thanks, miss!
N-now we c-can get o-out of the c-cold, kit-ty!

>>311788617

I'm pretty sure there's tons of people who like Alice. Myself included.

<3 Alice.

>>311789087
Oh y-you have a cat too? How c-cute!

Alice is your keyboard broke you always seems to type l-like t-this

I'm sure Alice's hand likes him as well.

<3 Alice

gah why did I turn this thing on... so much to do...

>>311788617
Love and cheer on /b/?

Hah. I doubt that's even possible. I bet all everyone does on this thread is chat, roleplay and fap. And even then, no matter how hard you try it's all just wasted efforts. However, the ponies do seem to contain a strong and concentrated amount of love and friendship. /b/ has been softening up a bit.

Alice, do you like smoothies or alcoholic beverages? Personally I like anything with cherry in it.

Woaha, another Alice thread. What's the matter Alice, got nothing better to do?

>>311788944

Deixa eu brincar..
De ser feliz...
Deixa eu pintar...
O meu nariz...

Your words heated my heart.

>>311788814
Thanks /b/ro.

>>311789156
<4 b-because I love you one m-more!

>>311789293
I n-need a new one! And a n-new mouse, really...

>>311789402
>>311789402
W-well, I was a l-little bored.

>>311789366
I've b-been doing it for one m-month, at an average of 6 hours a d-day. All I c-can do is try.

And I l-l-loooove cherries!

>>311789352
<3 t-to you too!

>>311789404
*nods* J-just keep moving f-forward, okay? As l-long as you can m-move, as l-long as you can keep trying, you s-still have a chance.

Even flat on your face, you are still moving forward.

>>311789404

inb4 404

>>311785569
nope, she damaged goods. Scars man, scars everywhere.

>>311789404
anytime man.

>>311789828
>>311789828
Burns n-not scars.

>>311789828

So? You're most likely an ugly cunt.

>>311789894
Burns leave scars.

>>311789964
Only if t-they leave skin.

>>311789654
I have this thing where I imagine a /b/ro slowly killing you and then raping your corpse while licking your tears, then posting pics on /b/.

If only.

>>311789241
H-he was alon-ne in the cold, like m-me, so i took c-care of him.

Todo dia um ninguém josé acorda já deitado
Todo dia ainda de pé o zé dorme acordado
Todo dia o dia não quer raiar o sol do dia
Toda trilha é andada com a fé de quem crê no ditado
De que o dia insiste em nascer
Mas o dia insiste em nascer
Pra ver deitar o novo
Toda rosa é rosa porque assim ela é chamada
Toda Bossa é nova e você não liga se é usada
Todo o carnaval tem seu fim
Todo o carnaval tem seu fim
E é o fim, e é o fim
Deixa eu brincar de ser feliz,
Deixa eu pintar o meu nariz
Toda banda tem um tarol, quem sabe eu não toco
Todo samba tem um refrão pra levantar o bloco
Toda escolha é feita por quem acorda já deitado
Toda folha elege um alguém que mora logo ao lado
E pinta o estandarte de azul
E põe suas estrelas no azul
Pra que mudar?
Deixa eu brincar de ser feliz,
Deixa eu pintar o meu nariz.

Does alice like brazil?

>>311790082
>>311790082
M-my dox have been p-posted before, so b-be sure to visit me!

>>311790017
how did you get burned alice?

>>311790017
Lol'd, so you got no skin eh?

Pic related much?

Hey Alice. I'm supposed to be sleeping (night shift) but I'm not. I came to see you instead. What's shakin'?

>>311790159
Not saying I would, just saying it would be lulzy, you gotta admit.

>>311790151
*nods* C-come here, s-shouldn't you wash up?

>>311790182
apartment c-complex burned down. I got everyone out b-but myself.

>>311790239
My f-face was fine.

>>311790314
N-not much! *hugs tight* But p-please sleep or you'll b-be tired!

>>311790336
If y-you say so!

>>311790182
She "walked through fire" lulz.

Pic related, it was me when it was going down.

>>311790498
>>311790498
*laughs* T-that's the best one I've s-seen so far!

>>311789654
Well, I do admire your persistence, Alice. Perhaps someday /b/ will...change. Of course, it can only be a bit easier if you know more about /b/, how they work, every type of member, the anons' general strengths and weaknesses, what makes them happy, and other things. I've yet to unlock the secrets of this damn board. But if I do, I'll lend a helping hand in your quest to bring love and happiness to 4chan.

Also, I have a cat. His name is Oreo and he's one brave feline. Many times he ventures out of the house and comes back beat up. I wonder what these cats do when they're gone...

I fail to understand how her being burned is even remotely amusing in any sense...


fuuuu you got me again... trolled softly

I wish I had the power to make it lightly rain so it could sooth your burns.

>>311790479
wow...well i'm sure they were thankful to you. i wish you a speedy recovery...ya know if you aren't better yet..
>>311790498
>pic

>>311790579
*laughs* Oreo is a c-cute name!
>>311790659

>>311790659
Was a y-year ago, I'm f-fine don't worry about s-silly me.

>>311790539
>yfw you was flaming hot

Check 'em

>>311790705
ah...well are you better now?
forgive my ignorance, this is the first of your threads i've really participated in.
>>311790799
>mfw

.>>311790479
T-thanks, miss, but i d-don't want t-to be a burden for y-you.

>>311790799
Yep that happened.
And Alice. s-stop talking l-like this. Srsly.

>>311790705
Is that what you want Alice? I thought you just fucked around here to give /b/eta anons h-hugs and shit like that, not to change /b/. I like /b/ how it is, you really wanna change it?

>>311790705

has your vago got burns?

Does alice like brazilian ppl?

C-check this

>>311790999
>>311791000
Da fuck

>>311791000


OMG,ALICE IS A WIZZARD!

RAN TO DA HILS NIGGA!

>>311791000
way to go alice!

>>311791000
wat

>>311791000
giggety

>>311790959
Actually yeah she does have half her cunt burned. Apparently, the only man manly enough to give it to her damaged goods vagoo was her doctor. Lol'd.

What I want to know is... is DAT ASS burned? Cuz I bet it's so hot one could say it's... ON FIRE.

>>311790705
Indeed. My sister helped me name him. A long time ago, when my grandma was outside gardening, he came up to us and was really friendly and smaller. Me and my sister hid him from our grandparents for a while until they let us keep him. His tail is black and the rest of his fur is mostly white. He also has a black spot on his body.

So Alice, do you have a cat?

>>311790959
Alice is a Guy in Real life bro.

>>311783141
>GET s-script

How does that work?

>>311790957
>>311790957
I w-want to help p-people. And I'd l-like more /b/rotherhood. But /b/ is it's own t-thing; I don't w-want to change it, j-just be a part of it.

Like I have been for 7 years.

>>311790935
N-no burden at all! Eat up or I'll f-force feed you!


>>311790919
I'll b-be fine, don't worry ^^

>>311790959
>>311790959
L-little bit

>>311790972
Of c-course!

>>311790999
well shit nigger now this thread makes no sense.

>>311791345
well alright.

>>311791345
>L-little bit

...ouch.

>>311791285
I'm t-trying to improve a p-polling method w-with multiplicative b-back down and exponential s-speed up.
>>311791213

>>311791213
J-just a dog! M-my cute Ein!

>>311791345
>7 years
>didn't know what /tg/ is in previous thread
Just cuz u knew about it 7 years ago doesn't mean you were ON it. Just saying nigger.

>>311791537
I h-have posted almost d-daily for 7 years, w-with a s-short break the l-last two years.

>>311791557
now u just gay

>>311791535

Alice,i've been watching you since you came /b/.

And,i felt in love,
i don't care if you is woman,man,shemale.
i want marry you

can you accept me as you husband?

>>311791622
Meh, don't really give a fuck, still a whore in my eyes. I am curious though, is dat ass burned? :3

7's?

>>311791776

Close

>>311791735
careful nigger, she accepted over 9000 valentine's, you can't trust her with this shit.

>>311791345
O-ok miss, p-please don't b-be angry!
*eats* Hmmm... it's g-good... do you w-want some, kitty?
*gives piece of food to kitty*

>>311791776
S-so close! M-my prediction is a l-little off!

>>311791735
A-ah...anonymous is already m-married to Alice1....

>>311791738
N-not really.

Hm!

I knew a friend that was severely burnt everywhere except for his feet. They had to amputate a few of his fingers on his left hand and he also lost an eye. Since his feet were the only thing left of him that could be touched his grandmother use to go to the hospital and give him foot massages. I can't beat that fucker at smash bros for the life of me lol' hes freaken amazing at it!

>>311791985
*woot

>>311792110
Too bad no damaged DAT ASS, regardless, stop newfagging you faggot.

One l-last try!

>>311792221
so close...

>>311791967
*claps* S-so cute!

>>311792221
would have been epic but you failed... 3 times. Am disappoint.
>>311792182
Also had a friend with severe, and I mean it, severe burns on his face and hands and stuff like that. He had everything in place though just really burned. He was a pretty cool guy but he had these episodes where he'd be extremely angry and just start throwing punches and cursing everybody, like, pure rage. Wonder if Alice has that.

>>311791535
Dogs are cool too.

You listen to music, right? Cause I know I do. I'm made of pure variety: I listen to anything I like. But my favorite genres are techno, classic, jazz and soul.

>>311792219
N-not a new fag, s-sorry

>>311792182
W-wow!

Alice, I love you. It made my day to see you on.