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Alice !QL/ALICEKI 01/21/11(Fri)00:21:39 No.303655838

>>303655144
A-all for you Flan!
E-enjoy your cake!

>>	Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)00:23:01 No.303656090 File1295587381.jpg-(658 KB, 850x1213, sample_0747d1d2beabff14f9eaffd(...).jpg) A LOADED SIX STRING ONNN MY BACK

>>	Flandre Scarlet 01/21/11(Fri)00:25:55 No.303656689 File1295587555.jpg-(637 KB, 849x599, sample_8904ea4cb394a9328c2d886(...).jpg) >>303655838 uwah. so good

>>	Alice !QL/ALICEKI 01/21/11(Fri)00:27:16 No.303656984 File1295587636.jpg-(131 KB, 640x875, 142008 - alice_margatroid blon(...).jpg) >>303656689 I-is it? I spent a l-long time on it....I h-hope you like it...

>>	Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)00:27:55 No.303657132 File1295587675.jpg-(76 KB, 650x357, 4541565669856.jpg) >>303654802 Anytime, you're lucky the my lady say no >>303655047 Yes my Queen.

>>	Alice !QL/ALICEKI 01/21/11(Fri)00:29:46 No.303657541 File1295587786.jpg-(707 KB, 1600x1200, moe 129911 9_o'clock alice_mar(...).jpg) >>303657132 A-ah...but I h-have no crown...?

>>	Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)00:31:28 No.303657866 File1295587888.png-(382 KB, 480x640, 2827535e2c84b2cac03083a897895d(...).png) I PLAY FOR KEEEEEPS

>>	Flandre Scarlet 01/21/11(Fri)00:32:17 No.303658026 File1295587937.jpg-(543 KB, 707x1000, e423ed5501c28174a863a54e47d380(...).jpg) >>303656984 very.<3

>>	Alice !QL/ALICEKI 01/21/11(Fri)00:34:08 No.303658416 File1295588048.png-(728 KB, 1200x800, 09be366729f0c7f9455b62fdaeddcd(...).png) >>303658026 I-I'm glad...

>>	Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)00:34:45 No.303658545 File1295588085.jpg-(68 KB, 482x509, 7436459876543234567890.jpg) >>303657541 You dont need one ma'lady. With such beauty, the crown would only hinder your beauty.

>>	Alice !QL/ALICEKI 01/21/11(Fri)00:35:37 No.303658698 File1295588137.jpg-(393 KB, 706x706, f28f666ae121b82f2473e4a5365c66(...).jpg) >>303658545 Y-you're too kind...

>>	Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)00:36:57 No.303658960 File1295588217.jpg-(229 KB, 850x637, sample_749d9fedccaf81fa2525da6(...).jpg) CUZ I MIGHT NOT MAKE IT BACK

>>	Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)00:40:18 No.303659649 File1295588418.jpg-(140 KB, 600x683, 8525898756965696.jpg) >>303658698 Thank you very much, but I must be on my way. Good night ma'lady

>>	Alice !QL/ALICEKI 01/21/11(Fri)00:42:41 No.303660115 File1295588561.jpg-(1.15 MB, 1224x1500, c1483aff36d32e7afb7104b01f696f(...).jpg) >>303659649 S-sleep well....I will follow you I think...

>>	Flandre Scarlet 01/21/11(Fri)00:45:14 No.303660656 File1295588714.jpg-(947 KB, 1000x1000, 77beef0e920ceca31a95237c28d01d(...).jpg) goodnight all

>>	Alice !QL/ALICEKI 01/21/11(Fri)00:46:35 No.303660935 File1295588795.jpg-(290 KB, 600x800, 253214 - alice_margatroid blon(...).jpg) >>303660656 Night Flan....same time tomorrow, ok?

>>	Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)00:47:23 No.303661114 File1295588843.jpg-(153 KB, 334x500, H949 东方系列.jpg) Alice?! Are you cheating on Anonymous?!

>>	Flandre Scarlet 01/21/11(Fri)00:48:08 No.303661283 File1295588888.jpg-(231 KB, 500x537, 82457eabbb09d416d6779b5b0e7d3d(...).jpg) >>303660935 both Remilia and I look forward to it

>>	Alice !QL/ALICEKI 01/21/11(Fri)00:48:39 No.303661381 File1295588919.jpg-(132 KB, 495x700, 360746 - alice_margatroid bare(...).jpg) >>303661114 N-never!

>>	Alice !QL/ALICEKI 01/21/11(Fri)00:49:11 No.303661508 File1295588951.png-(99 KB, 350x400, 182009 - alice_margatroid blus(...).png) >>303661283 I...I'll be waiting!

!DEATHaCxCg 01/21/11(Fri)00:50:33 No.303661817
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ALSO
>Space Marines declaring loyalty to a stuttering little girl with magical dolls who has sex with strangers

HERESY!
WHAT TREACHERY IS THIS!? THIS WENCH MUST BE IN LEAGUE WITH THE FORCES OF CHAOS!

BROTHERS, STAND DOWN AND COME TO YOUR SENSES! IF YOU DO NOT REPENT FOR THIS TRAITOROUS ACTION, YOU WILL BE CUT DOWN IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!

THE GREY KNIGHTS THEMSELVES WILL BE DISPATCHED, AS ORDERED BY THE EMPEROR'S INQUISITION! YOUR BODIES WILL BE BATHED IN HOLY PROMETHIUM!

>>	Alice !QL/ALICEKI 01/21/11(Fri)00:52:42 No.303662300 File1295589162.jpg-(46 KB, 626x536, 707467 - =_= alice_margatroid (...).jpg) >>303661817 M-my love is i-i-infinite! You d-don't have a chance!

>>	Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)00:53:25 No.303662451 File1295589205.jpg-(10 KB, 320x240, 1223769633293.jpg) alice is a faggot nigger.

>>	Alice !QL/ALICEKI 01/21/11(Fri)00:54:59 No.303662790 File1295589299.jpg-(957 KB, 1600x1200, 709190 - aka_ringo alice_marga(...).jpg) >>303662451 J-jack just doesn't h-have a heart!

>>	Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)00:55:56 No.303662974 >>303662451 Fake Jack is FAKE.

>>	Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)00:55:59 No.303662981 File1295589359.jpg-(592 KB, 1096x1096, f83477562a1bf0878fb3df5a0fd2dd(...).jpg) Alice have you ever had any run ins with another Alice?

>>	Alice !QL/ALICEKI 01/21/11(Fri)00:56:50 No.303663130 File1295589410.jpg-(121 KB, 512x512, 782354 - alice_margatroid blon(...).jpg) >>303662981 N-no...just m-me....I've been p-posting for years...

>>	Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)00:58:33 No.303663473 >>303663130 Bullshit

!DEATHaCxCg 01/21/11(Fri)00:58:56 No.303663549
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>>303662300
>love

BY THE WAY; Did you know that in Space, no one cares about petty emotions? Love does not win wars. Skill and experience does.

The Grey Knights are all Psykers trained to be fiercely loyal to the Emperor. They wield weapons powered by their own Psychic potential. And if they are not enough, then there is always Exterminatus.

Entire star systems have been extinguished as a result of rounding tax errors in the Emperor's name. You will be hounded and executed.

Of course... This is provided that you aren't destroyed first by Xenos and Heretics! The Eldar scum and their immortal nemesis the Necrontyr would consider dismantling your life to be mere childsplay!

And, we're all grimdark and stuff. That's far cooler.

>>	Alice !QL/ALICEKI 01/21/11(Fri)00:59:03 No.303663565 File1295589543.jpg-(574 KB, 1024x768, 674392 - alice_margatroid blon(...).jpg) >>303663473 Believe w-what you w-will....

>>	Hong Meiling !hRxBdnHFqg 01/21/11(Fri)00:59:23 No.303663635 File1295589563.jpg-(1.03 MB, 1000x1414, 773056817c7d4d7810fb1628d30c36(...).jpg) >>303663130 Marisa!! Ol' Patchy has been complaining of stolen books. HAND THEM OVER!

>>	yurinonymous !IL1Lmrtga2 01/21/11(Fri)00:59:46 No.303663719 File1295589586.jpg-(70 KB, 450x338, 1295208777568.jpg) >>303663473

>>	Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)00:59:56 No.303663756 File1295589596.jpg-(101 KB, 600x534, 923481c1124de92a928f09231bc59d(...).jpg) When I saw your name, I thought of the wrong Alice. Now I feel kind of sad

>>	Alice !QL/ALICEKI 01/21/11(Fri)01:01:27 No.303664032 File1295589687.jpg-(694 KB, 1104x1200, 747071 - 2008 alice_margatroid(...).jpg) >>303663549 L-love wins w-wars! Y-you might want t-to borrow o-one of my books...it's called The Odyssey! L-love is p-powerful!

>>	!DEATHaCxCg 01/21/11(Fri)01:02:36 No.303664239 File1295589756.png-(1.55 MB, 1600x900, 1.png) >>303663756 OZ WILL NEVER BE CIEL! AND I TOTALLY FAP TO PANDORA HEARTS ALICE

>>	Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:02:53 No.303664282 >>303664032 PROTIP: you're going to lose this argument.

>>	Alice !QL/ALICEKI 01/21/11(Fri)01:03:08 No.303664343 File1295589788.jpg-(434 KB, 716x905, cd6e394f0901b78d2821fa2c1eb538(...).jpg) >>303663738 A-ah....I wonder if you a-are me too?

>>	Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:03:27 No.303664405 >>303664282 hurr hurr suck some more dick, there's plenty to go around

>>	!DEATHaCxCg 01/21/11(Fri)01:03:58 No.303664510 File1295589838.jpg-(44 KB, 1024x768, Death25.jpg) >>303664032 DISCWORLD IS SUPERIOR.

>>	Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:04:15 No.303664581 >>303664405 Cool story, bro. But I'm not the one with 50 cocks in my mouth.

>>	Alice !QL/ALICEKI 01/21/11(Fri)01:04:17 No.303664589 >>303664282 E-even so....I believe! I-in love, a-and kindness, a-and the m-me I am! N-nothing could keep m-me, f-from you! A-anonymous!

>>	Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:05:16 No.303664797 >>303664239 I can't fap to that Alice! I'd feel like I would be cheating on Anonymous' Alice!

>>	Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:05:58 No.303664924 File1295589958.jpg-(259 KB, 750x750, 9085668.jpg) >>303664589 Good grief that tsundere failed horribly.

>>	Alice !QL/ALICEKI 01/21/11(Fri)01:06:03 No.303664946 File1295589963.jpg-(612 KB, 851x1000, 36a27687b82433ad9e77d5eba7496c(...).jpg) >>303664797 I...I don't mind...a-as long as you....s-still love me!

>>	Alice !QL/ALICEKI 01/21/11(Fri)01:07:06 No.303665177 File1295590026.jpg-(176 KB, 1024x1024, 369047 - alice_margatroid blon(...).jpg) >>303664924 Y-you!

!DEATHaCxCg 01/21/11(Fri)01:07:34 No.303665274
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>>303664589
I BELIEVE IN LOGIC. Which isn't love.

What wins wars is usually this thing called POLITICS, which disregards human emotions. Wars are immoral. If people really put things like "love" first, then war wouldn't exist.

Especially since Love can breed things like Jealousy and Hatred. Which means you advertise poison.
LRN2MODERATE

>>	Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:08:15 No.303665425 File1295590095.jpg-(183 KB, 1024x768, 9856515.jpg) >>303665177 Yeah, me. You forgot a "B-baka!" for full tsun effect.

>>	Hong Meiling !hRxBdnHFqg 01/21/11(Fri)01:09:05 No.303665598 File1295590145.jpg-(778 KB, 850x1201, sample_2c9361e625d484903d87b2f(...).jpg) Ignore me huh. Try ignoring a thousand years of history!

Alice !QL/ALICEKI 01/21/11(Fri)01:09:30 No.303665683
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>>303665274
P-people fight for love! P-people die for love! War is love! L-love for country, l-love for freedom, l-love for their f-f-families!

T-that's why I s-say I won't stop!

Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:10:51 No.303665973
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>>303664946
You're too kind that is even more of a reason why I, Anonymous, cannot fap to that Alice! Uhhhhh oops... I swear there is rational explanation for her to be on my bed in that state of uhh undress.

>>	Alice !QL/ALICEKI 01/21/11(Fri)01:11:30 No.303666110 File1295590290.jpg-(558 KB, 1600x1200, c0ba7973336bb33f5854165b87737a(...).jpg) >>303665598 B-but s-s-shouldn't you be guarding the g-gate?

>>	Alice !QL/ALICEKI 01/21/11(Fri)01:12:17 No.303666279 File1295590337.jpg-(343 KB, 917x980, 605031 - alice_margatroid angr(...).jpg) >>303665425 W-why should I do what y-you say?! Y-you are just mean!

!DEATHaCxCg 01/21/11(Fri)01:12:35 No.303666364
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>>303665683
That doesn't make any sense though.
It's pretty contradictory.

If Love is so positive, people wouldn't be fighting or dying. They'd just be loving. And having a good time. And if War was Love, then I'd love to see what Hate is. Maybe that's the holocaust.

Or are you going to tell me that the Holocaust is a form of love too.
Nazis: Do not worry Jew! We burn you because we love you!
Jew: YES, WE WILL DIE IN FIRE FOR OUR LOVE OF NAZIS!

EVERYTHING IS SO CLEAR NOW!

>>	Alice !QL/ALICEKI 01/21/11(Fri)01:14:44 No.303666910 File1295590484.jpg-(107 KB, 800x732, 390922 - alice_margatroid mokk(...).jpg) >>303666364 I...I'm glad y-you figured it o-out and u-understand now~!

>>	Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:15:19 No.303667062 File1295590519.jpg-(63 KB, 450x450, 229577.jpg) >>303666279 >Mean Hold that thought... there. IT'S TROLL TIEM! But if you want to tsun properly, you should listen to my advice.

>>	!DEATHaCxCg 01/21/11(Fri)01:15:49 No.303667172 File1295590549.png-(186 KB, 500x500, 2808038.png) >>303666910 Yup, I understand all right. You're a Nazi.

>>	Alice !QL/ALICEKI 01/21/11(Fri)01:16:04 No.303667222 File1295590564.jpg-(388 KB, 490x910, 669410 - alice_margatroid anim(...).jpg) >>303667062 W-why would I w-want to do that?

>>	Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:16:49 No.303667377 >>303666364 Wait... Does that mean Alice wants to burn Anonymous in an oven? Huh oh...

>>	Alice !QL/ALICEKI 01/21/11(Fri)01:16:58 No.303667401 File1295590618.jpg-(43 KB, 358x529, a5e653a90efa68ead215d1884be44a(...).jpg) >>303667172 W...what? A-and what's wrong w-with your eye?

>>	Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:18:04 No.303667636 File1295590684.jpg-(38 KB, 640x480, 116116070567763da.jpg) >>303667222 I-it's not like I'm doing it for your sake, or anything... BAKA! There, that looks better. See? Nice and tsun~

>>	Alice !QL/ALICEKI 01/21/11(Fri)01:19:09 No.303667836 File1295590749.jpg-(268 KB, 600x702, e41647b347b38ee39295a0fe760a41(...).jpg) >>303667636 T-that just sounds m-mean! W-why shouldn't I be h-honest?

>>	!DEATHaCxCg 01/21/11(Fri)01:19:25 No.303667894 File1295590765.png-(450 KB, 457x570, Ciel_by_MagdaMilo.png) >>303667401 I SOLD MY EYE TO THE DEVIL BECAUSE I WANTED A TWINKIE. GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT, NAZI? HAIL SATAN!

>>	Hong Meiling !hRxBdnHFqg 01/21/11(Fri)01:20:01 No.303668005 File1295590801.jpg-(416 KB, 658x1000, ddfa467db9909cead28d5ba8fe7501(...).jpg) >>303666110 I... um... dammit. til next time Marisa!!

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