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  • File : 1293478560.png-(1.11 MB, 987x1000, Tom_slick.png)
    1.11 MB COPYPASTA V2 REVISED Dec. 27, 2010 Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)14:36:00 No.298098XXX  
    /b/, since we seem to have more than our share of new users, I think we needs some general guidelines for this board, and I have come up with some:

    1. If you don't know what /rs/ is, GTFO.
    2. If you plan on being mad about things like gore, gay threads, etc., GTFO.
    3. If you've been here a week and have wondered about the origins of more than one meme, go to ED and read their articles for one month before coming here again.
    4. If you don't know what noko and sage are, go read the ENTIRE FAQ.
    5. If you think that "oldfag" and "newfag" are terms that only newfags use, an hero.
    6. If you don't know what "an hero" means, kill yourself.
    7. IF YOU HAVE TO ASK HERE BEFORE GOOGLING A TERM YOU DON'T KNOW, GO DIE IN THE MOST PAINFUL WAY YOU CAN IMAGINE.
    8. If you put your actual email address in the email field, I hope to God someone uses it to track you down and hangs you from a bridge.


    If you're frustrated about the lack of quality on /b/ in recent years/months:
    1. Sage bad threads. We don't want them, let the OP know.
    2. Flame newfags. We don't want them either, get them to straighten up.
    3. Try watching anime. It's important for 4chan culture. If you really hate it, fine, you don't have to. However, it is a big part of 4chan, because it shapes your personality in a way that makes 4chan good.
    4. Copypasta this someday.

    Trolls:
    1. Be original. Stale trolling and old techniques are tiring and we aren't even mad anymore. Unless you use that fact to make us mad, in which case, bravo.

    Anyone who disagrees with me: Fuck you, I don't care.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)14:40:14 No.298099XXX
    8. If you put your actual email address in the email field, I hope to God someone uses it to track you down and hangs you from a bridge.
    What about our gamertags?
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)14:40:48 No.298099XXX
    >>298099160
    Same category, and it makes you look like even more of a fag.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)14:43:21 No.298099XXX
    but how could they track us w/ only a gamertag name? and then hang us from a tree?
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)14:44:17 No.298099XXX
    >Fuck you, I don't care.
    well neither do i faggot 4chan is changing and your going to have to change or gtfo
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)14:44:57 No.298099XXX
    >>298099640
    LURK MOAR
    GOD DAMN
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    >>298099160
    >>298099640
    >> OHNOIDIDNT Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)14:45:25 No.298099XXX
    Anyone can pass as an oldfag if they have half a brain.
    This thread is now useless.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)14:45:33 No.298099XXX
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    >>298098467
    >1. Sage bad threads. We don't want them, let the OP know.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)14:45:47 No.298100XXX
    >>298098467

    Who the fuck are you? Gtfo my /b/ nigger
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)14:45:49 No.298100XXX
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    >>298099640
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)14:46:03 No.298100XXX
    how can lurk moar help me to learn such a thing?
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)14:46:45 No.298100XXX
    >>298099640
    That's besides the point. This is about anonymity and staying that way. Stop trying to be cool and meet up with /b/ros. Keep that shit on the computer.
    And also, OP is a heterosexual
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)14:46:46 No.298100XXX
    >>298098467
    >>298098467
    >>298098467
    >>298098467
    >>298098467
    >>298098467
    >>298098467
    EPIC WIN OP!!!1!!!1! xD xD
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)14:48:06 No.298100XXX
    what is OP?
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)14:48:26 No.298100XXX
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    >>298100155
    I have so many conflicting emotions from this post, mostly rage, disgust, and the need to facedesk
    >> ♥♦Dust♣♠ 12/27/10(Mon)14:48:38 No.298100XXX
    I have a friend who goes on 4chan all the time and didn't know what noko meant until I told him.

    lurk lurk lurk lurk lurk.

    Also, what are the rules concerning Rule 1 & 2?
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)14:48:56 No.298100XXX
    can i not be anon on live?
    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)14:49:21 No.298100XXX
    So I think I'll start tripfagging just to identify myself.

    >>298100027
    Who the fuck are YOU?
    >>298099959
    That's the point. I'm doing this because of all the people here who can't pass as oldfags and don't even try. They come here like it's Facebook.
    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)14:51:21 No.298100XXX
    >>298100440
    Don't talk about 4chan except among *chantards is my rule, but most people disagree for some reason. I think it's this way because when you talk about 4chan, word of 4chan spreads and we get more retards in here.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)14:51:49 No.298100XXX
    my favorite was #6
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)14:51:50 No.298100XXX
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    >>298100563
    agreed
    >>298099959
    although I hate you OP, I agree.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)14:51:57 No.298100XXX
    >>298100563

    I dont now how to triforce. Am I a newfag?
    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)14:52:35 No.298101XXX
    >>298100064
    Because if you would fucking lurk moar maybe you would learn how Gamertags can be used to find people's identities. So fucking lurk moar and stop asking questions before Googling.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)14:56:01 No.298101XXX
    OP is a faggot.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)14:56:48 No.298101XXX
    >>298101095
    This man's choice of words really leads me to believe that he is infact...the one and only
    Thirdfuzion@aol.com
    Killitwithfire.jpg
    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)14:57:27 No.298101XXX
    >>298101095
    I notice you don't know where the shift key is. It's right below the caps lock key, next to the Z. Use it to capitalise the first letter of every word, as well as proper nouns.

    Now that that's done, let me explain to you why you're a faggot:
    1. "laf/luze" threads are cancer. We have too many of them and people post the same shitty pictures all the time.
    2. "Watch the raids?" What the fuck do you think this is, a theatre?
    3. You didn't greentext. Do you know how to greentext? It's the standard format for quoting around here.
    4. Your motivation for being here makes you so gay that you should be killed.
    5. Your insults sound like you're 12.
    6. Fuck you.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)14:57:30 No.298101XXX
    seems to me from googling the main way would be idiots that have the same gamertag and win id, and an easy to guess pass? i only found one case, mind it was from a quick search, seems awful rare thing to happen though
    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)14:58:19 No.298102XXX
    >>298101892
    Keep going, you're almost there.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)14:58:52 No.298102XXX
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    >>298098467
    mfw OP doesn't know saging only allows you to post without bumpint
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)14:59:17 No.298102XXX
    almost where exactly?
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:01:13 No.298102XXX
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    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)15:01:26 No.298102XXX
    >>298102077
    I don't think you really understand things.
    >>298102138
    To understanding how one would find your identity from your Gamertag.
    I appreciate your efforts in trying to figure things out without asking stupid questions.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:01:54 No.298102XXX
    >>298102050
    It is him...oh god don't get dustbin on me!
    Btw did u get my email with the pic of my license?
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:02:50 No.298102XXX
    7/10
    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)15:03:09 No.298102XXX
    >>298102307
    Is that supposed to be an insult? I think you should probably turn off the computer, sit, and think for a while about how to tell people off, because what you're doing really isn't working.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:03:27 No.298102XXX
    >>298098467

    >2. If you plan on being mad about things like gore, gay threads, etc., GTFO.
    >gay threads
    >gay

    OP is a faggot
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:04:05 No.298102XXX
    >>298102449
    Alllow me to elaborate kind sir? I'd really love to show this kid how easy it really is...
    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)15:04:45 No.298102XXX
    >>298102740
    I'm addressing those on /b/ who think they're in any kind of place to complain about things that offend them.
    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)15:05:24 No.298103XXX
    >>298102826
    Sure, it's not my /b/.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:05:40 No.298103XXX
    Why aren't we allowed to post our email again
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:06:01 No.298103XXX
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    >>298102077
    mfw faggot doesn't know sageing enough will eventually make it reach post limit and die, while not bumping it so it gets pushed off the top pages.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:06:22 No.298103XXX
    >>298102696
    <3
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:06:27 No.298103XXX
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    >>298102695
    mfw OP is Nonfaggot and beng a namefag to hide the fact that...OP IS A FAGGOT!
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:06:52 No.298103XXX
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    OP's mad cancer.
    only people that copy paste these threads have nothing better to post.

    OC
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:07:10 No.298103XXX
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    have a bag of weed, need to finish that project before I leave work, any ideas where to get some food?
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:07:12 No.298103XXX
    >sage bad threads
    Done.
    >We don't want them, let the OP know.
    OP, we do not enjoy your shit threads. Please diaf.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:07:12 No.298103XXX
    >Trolls:
    1. Be original.
    >Trolls:
    1. Be
    >Trolls:
    >Troll
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:07:27 No.298103XXX
    >>298098467
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:07:32 No.298103XXX
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    >>298102449

    I really have to say I appreciate your taking the time to do this. Way too many people come on here and just sort of take a giant e-dump on my brain.
    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)15:09:05 No.298103XXX
    >>298103366
    I do it for you. <3
    >> @771CU5 !FiNch47rJA 12/27/10(Mon)15:09:12 No.298103XXX
    >ITT: Some faggot defaming Tom Slick's likeness with a bunch of guidelines for a shit website that people merely browse out of boredom.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:09:28 No.298103XXX
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    What happened to just using the FUCKING RULES OF THE INTERNET?????

    http://rulesoftheinternet.com/

    JESUS HELP US
    captcha: advice ocanter
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:09:54 No.298103XXX
    >>298103272
    this
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:10:29 No.298103XXX
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    coming on /b/ is sorta like walking through a sewer looking for hot ladies and gold coins, it generally sucks but when i find the good stuff it makes me really happy
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:10:45 No.298103XXX
    this guy is very very mad
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:11:03 No.298103XXX
    >>298100064
    Bio, location, etc
    Half the retards on xbox leave all that shit accurately describing themselves there...congrats now you know.
    Also, search their gt on facebook...sometimes I get lucky with that.
    >>298103040
    Thanks for giving me the opportunity to show him how retarded he really is.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:11:37 No.298104XXX
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    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:11:51 No.298104XXX
    I forgot that a random board needs guidelines. Thanks for reminding me.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:12:01 No.298104XXX
    >>298098467
    ITT: newfags trolling newfags.

    6/10 for ur rage OP, u almost got me.
    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)15:12:37 No.298104XXX
    >>298103858
    There used to be more good stuff, and people here used to be entertaining and intelligent, unlike now where it's just a mess of screaming children who make absolutely no effort to fit in.
    >>298103900
    Yes. Yes I am.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:12:54 No.298104XXX
    /b/ really is an awful place.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:13:54 No.298104XXX
    /b/, since we seem to have more than our share of new users, I think we needs some general guidelines for this board, and I have come up with some:

    1. If you don't know what /rs/ is, GTFO.
    2. If you plan on being mad about things like gore, gay threads, etc., GTFO.
    3. If you've been here a week and have wondered about the origins of more than one meme, go to ED and read their articles for one month before coming here again.
    4. If you don't know what noko and sage are, go read the ENTIRE FAQ.
    5. If you think that "oldfag" and "newfag" are terms that only newfags use, an hero.
    6. If you don't know what "an hero" means, kill yourself.
    7. IF YOU HAVE TO ASK HERE BEFORE GOOGLING A TERM YOU DON'T KNOW, GO DIE IN THE MOST PAINFUL WAY YOU CAN IMAGINE.
    8. If you put your actual email address in the email field, I hope to God someone uses it to track you down and hangs you from a bridge.


    If you're frustrated about the lack of quality on /b/ in recent years/months:
    1. Sage bad threads. We don't want them, let the OP know.
    2. Flame newfags. We don't want them either, get them to straighten up.
    3. Try watching anime. It's important for 4chan culture. If you really hate it, fine, you don't have to. However, it is a big part of 4chan, because it shapes your personality in a way that makes 4chan good.
    4. Copypasta this someday.

    Trolls:
    1. Be original. Stale trolling and old techniques are tiring and we aren't even mad anymore. Unless you use that fact to make us mad, in which case, bravo.

    Anyone who disagrees with me: Fuck you, I don't care.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:13:59 No.298104XXX
    one time I licked a baby's feet for like an hour.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:13:59 No.298104XXX
    that's just it, they're retards leaving all their info open for the public, i mean someone like me that has no facebook, two seperate email accounts rarely used and privacy on live all the way up.
    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)15:14:21 No.298104XXX
    >>298103948
    I don't exactly control what you do, but you're welcome. Thanks for being cool.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:15:15 No.298104XXX
    >>298104440
    and 12 locks on your mums basement door
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:15:30 No.298104XXX
    >just sort of take a giant e-dump on my brain.
    >>298104438
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:15:45 No.298104XXX
    >>298104426

    I lol'd until I figured out that it was OP trying to make it look like someone cared
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:16:40 No.298104XXX
    >>298104746
    go to
    >>298104754
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:17:35 No.298105XXX
    >>298104500
    You're welcome. Wanna hang out? I'm well-hung and suck a mean cock.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:17:37 No.298105XXX
    >>298104746
    nah it was me. OP faggot gets what he gives
    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)15:17:41 No.298105XXX
    >>298104746
    You keep telling yourself that.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:18:47 No.298105XXX
    But the real question is:
    does noko work with everyone's real email?
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:20:19 No.298105XXX
    >>298104500
    No prob mate, I'm getting the fuck out of here to go create some OC to troll with, catch you later if ur still gonna use the trip.
    Brofive.jpg
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:20:24 No.298105XXX
    >>298105320
    the real question is.. why are yo such a faggot?
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:21:53 No.298105XXX
    >>298105320
    dunno. pretty sure it works with cc#'s tho.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:22:02 No.298105XXX
    So... what's /rs/???
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:22:56 No.298106XXX
    >>298105109
    Fyi I want this anons email strictly to fuck his shit up for failing to impersonate a fellow anon & being a dick about it.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:23:33 No.298106XXX
    >>298105934
    rapidshare. I didn't know what it was before I checked.
    I may be newfag, but i didn't know because I usually stay on /b/ and /gif/
    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)15:23:41 No.298106XXX
    >>298105934
    Why don't you try to find out before asking? One of the ways of doing this is by actually visiting the board.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:26:48 No.298106XXX
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    >>298106245
    wat?
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:27:09 No.298106XXX
    >>298106245
    wat?
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:28:32 No.298107XXX
    midol4butthurt
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:28:58 No.298107XXX
    ITT: OP has been here for a year and thinks he an oldfag that calls the shots, trolling ensues
    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)15:29:05 No.298107XXX
    >>298106918
    Because for some reason he thinks it's really funny.
    >12-year-olds
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:29:14 No.298107XXX
    >>298106245
    >>298106721
    >>298106784

    Well, the penguin symbolize /b/ and the rapist is OP so if you think about this, then really it just means

    O GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:31:23 No.298107XXX
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    >>298098467
    you're just mad because you want to control everything on 4chan... old news... it's been attempted before... millions of times... op you're just another brick in the wall... you think you can get this message across to people? fucking dumbass...
    (Pic related, I'm trolling)
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:32:52 No.298107XXX
    >>298107527

    pic not related: thats gayface
    this post is not significant
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:33:04 No.298107XXX
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    Thank you OP.
    I tried making one of these but it 404'd fast!
    Also I have some things you can add.
    1) Stop posting without pictures, this is an image board, not the facebook wall.
    2)Stop rehashing and butchering old jokes. Make new ones.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:33:10 No.298107XXX
    >>298107134
    Did I missed sth? From when penguin symbolizes /b/? Is that a linuxfag influence?
    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)15:33:48 No.298107XXX
    HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
    >> Newfag 12/27/10(Mon)15:34:44 No.298108XXX
    >>298107822
    /??
    BUT y do we hav eot post w/ pics???

    its soooooooo stoopid
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:35:11 No.298108XXX
    >5. If you think that "oldfag" and "newfag" are terms that only newfags use, an hero.

    OP is a newfag.
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    >>298107527
    Hey man, I guess some newfags still haven't got the memo about the new trollface.

    Like this guy
    >>298107780

    What a newfag
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    >>298107822
    Oh, and also:
    Newfags never read the entire thread, and keep reposting things that have already been posted.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:37:27 No.298108XXX
    ITT: OP thinks he owns the internet and that 4chan is his own personel little castle.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:37:34 No.298108XXX
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    I hate how newfags never read the entire thread, and keep reposting things that have already been posted.
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    >>298108277

    yea.. what a newfag...bitch doesn't know how to even call out dubs...
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:38:28 No.298108XXX
    As a pro troll i respect OP's post.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:38:37 No.298108XXX
    >>298108627
    I never read all thread if posts > 10 because threads like to 404 quickly :/
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:39:32 No.298109XXX
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    I hate how newfags never read the entire thread, and keep reposting things that have already been posted. Shit is so newfag
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:40:18 No.298109XXX
    ITT: Newfags call newfags newfags
    Only newfags call other guys newfags

    5. If you think that "oldfag" and "newfag" are terms that only newfags use, an hero.

    Shit
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:40:57 No.298109XXX
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    Newfags never read the entire thread, and keep reposting things that have already been posted. I hate it.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:41:50 No.298109XXX
    >>298109332
    Are you a troll - master of killing threads?
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    I hate how newfags never read the entire thread, and keep reposting things that have already been posted. Shit is so totally newfag... also who is that guy in op's picture...is it supposed to be God? because I'm an atheist
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:42:41 No.298109XXX
    >>298109491
    who was troll?
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:43:07 No.298109XXX
    >>298109625

    0/10
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:43:16 No.298109XXX
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    like your rules OP.

    type them up into a poster to make copypasta easier.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:44:11 No.298109XXX
    Into the bunker

    the shitstorn has begun
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:44:30 No.298109XXX
    No you got it all wrong, here's the real rules.
    1.Post Oc, you know you have some, now post some.
    2.4chan started as anonymous, and 4chan's glory days were when anonymity was forced.
    3.Regarding rule #2, don't be a trip/name/avatar fag, it makes you an attention whore, only use them when in a dire situation. i.e dump, plox or write faggotry.
    4.If you think it's funny, it's probably not.
    5.irl doesn't work like oti, remember this.
    6.You came to /b/ to laugh, in the end you only fapped.
    7.Never, never, god forbid will you post any information of yourself, whether this be, occupation, age, name or ethnic. You will suffer the consequences.
    8.You x you lose, is cancer.
    9.Camwhores are to be bruised and abused, not worshiped.
    10.For f‌emanons, #1 tits #2 sharpie in pooper #shoe on head, if you don't follow through, GTFO.
    11.Lulz is number one priority in a raid, morality last.
    12.A ">" is used for quoting, not stories, not links, no quoting, other than that, you may use it to >imply.
    13.Hipsters, summer, winter break etc are the cancer that is killing /b/. If you are, or came during, in any of these examples, GTFO.
    14.Don't use memes, irl or oti. Memes used to be an inside joke, now it's a joke to what used to be a joke. Hipsters, 12 yearolds and 16 yearold girls, took them, raped, necro and crushed what used to be a meme into something terrible.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:45:54 No.298110XXX
    >>298109962
    15.ED and KYM are like cigarettes, they may not be cancer, but they give it.
    16.Tineye, google, pipl and google. If you still can't find what you're looking for, then you may ask for sauce, on /r/.
    17./r/ is request, get it? Got it? Good. You ask for sauce on /r/, not /b/, /a/ or /x/ etc.
    18.Each board is made for a specific reason, /x/ is /paranormal/ not /facebook/, /v/ is /videogames/ not /check out my dubz/ etc. I don't wanna see shit which has it's own board for on a completely different board.
    19.We've ruined your childhood deal with it.
    20.Troll quickly and ever so softly.
    21.harbl
    22.????
    23.PROFIT
    24.Lurk moar, always needed.
    25.tl;dr deal with it.
    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)15:46:00 No.298110XXX
    >>298107822
    >>298109962
    Noted, thank you. I'm always looking to improve my pasta recipe.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:46:24 No.298110XXX
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    >>298109625
    gtfo troll
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:46:59 No.298110XXX
    These rules are better.

    1. ONLY POST OC
    2. DONT TELL ANYONE ABOUT /b/ THIS PLACE IS ONLY FOR US
    3. IF YOU TALK ABOUT /b/ SOMEONE WHO KNOWS ABOUT IT AND HEARS IT SHOULD LIKE HURT YOU AND STUFF
    4. DON'T SAY NEWFAG AND OLDFAG
    5. DONT POST GORE, ITS GROSS
    6. CATS ARE CUTE
    7. TROLLING IS FOR NEWFAGS
    8. RATE ME THREADS ARE NOT CANCER
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:47:27 No.298110XXX
    >>298103093
    icwutudidthar
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:48:29 No.298110XXX
    >>298110193

    /r/ is for porn and never help
    STFU
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:49:36 No.298110XXX
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    1. There are only two people on /b/, you and I. And I don't exist
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:49:54 No.298110XXX
    I think we have a rules of /b/ thread where we achieve a culmination of faggot ideas. Should be funny but sad.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:50:06 No.298110XXX
    OP is master troll if he relizes what he has done to this thread

    OP is still a fag tho
    >> op IS a fag, but... ­ 12/27/10(Mon)15:50:20 No.298110XXX
    >There used to be more good stuff, and people here used to be entertaining and intelligent, unlike now where it's just a mess of screaming children who make absolutely no effort to fit in.

    He's 100% right here and</thread>
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:50:25 No.298110XXX
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    >>298110271
    How did you know that was a troll?!!?!?! Wow man, I totally thought he wasn't a troll, thanks for informing me!
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:51:33 No.298111XXX
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    >>298109748
    The old rules are like the bible.
    They are outdated and need to be modified.
    otherwise this board will be so drained of life that it will be left in the ditch like a 9 year old corpse that was raped.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:51:47 No.298111XXX
    >>298110904
    It's worse than it has been, but it really wasn't that much better. You faggots.
    >> ­ 12/27/10(Mon)15:52:08 No.298111XXX
    >>298110359
    >These rules are better.

    1. ONLY POST OC
    2. DONT TELL ANYONE ABOUT /b/ THIS PLACE IS ONLY FOR US
    3. IF YOU TALK ABOUT /b/ SOMEONE WHO KNOWS ABOUT IT AND HEARS IT SHOULD LIKE HURT YOU AND STUFF
    4. DON'T SAY NEWFAG AND OLDFAG
    5. DONT POST GORE, ITS GROSS
    6. CATS ARE CUTE
    7. TROLLING IS FOR NEWFAGS
    8. RATE ME THREADS ARE NOT CANCER

    So, so, SO wrong on every count.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:52:15 No.298111XXX
    Old /b/-intelligent people coming to act retarded.
    New /b/-retarded people coming to act intelligent.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:53:10 No.298111XXX
    >>298111228
    You only say that because you've been here 3 days.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:53:47 No.298111XXX
    >>298111278
    Dickbutt is forced and cancer. Was only funny the first time, but no, no never again.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:54:23 No.298111XXX
    >>298111248
    Well it makes trolling easier now a days. Because everyone just assumes you an idiot newfag so you can act more retarded to fuck with them and piss them off. Works for me bro, shit's so cash.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:54:25 No.298111XXX
    Waht is /RS/?
    >> ­ 12/27/10(Mon)15:54:33 No.298111XXX
    >>298111182
    Yeah, there was always shite in /b/. Always a LOT of shite in /b/. But, there was also a lot of gold in /b/ and now, as far as I can tell, as I don't come here much any more. The gold has dwindled to almost naught.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:54:36 No.298111XXX
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    4chan

    /thread
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:54:57 No.298111XXX
    op is full of shit. 4chan just happens. fuck off.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:55:13 No.298111XXX
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    >>298098467
    Who the fuck do you think you are OP?
    >> ­ 12/27/10(Mon)15:55:16 No.298111XXX
    >>298111598
    gb2 troll school.
    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)15:55:32 No.298111XXX
    I might also mention that quality went down DRASTICALLY this past summer, and hasn't come back up much.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:55:52 No.298111XXX
    >>298111617
    Meh, not entirely true. I find some good gems. But you have to realize, this board is the sum of us. So if you post bullshit nonlulzy threads (like this one) and act all serious and shit (like you're doing) that is also not really helping contribute to the "gold".
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:56:01 No.298111XXX
    >>298111248
    So net difference: nothing
    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)15:56:43 No.298111XXX
    I might also mention that my head went down to suck cock DRASTICALLY this past summer, and hasn't come back up much
    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)15:56:48 No.298111XXX
    >>298111710
    I'm the motherfucking Batman.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:57:09 No.298112XXX
    I'm an oldfag. Noko goes in the sage field.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:57:43 No.298112XXX
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    >>298112018
    speaking of which.

    You miss her?
    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)15:57:48 No.298112XXX
    >>298111848
    It's fun when intelligent people act like retards, annoying when it's the other way around.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:57:55 No.298112XXX
    What's a troll?
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:58:24 No.298112XXX
    >>298110602
    Yeh new /r/. Back in the old days. 4chan wasn't all about pr0n. /gif/ used to be good. /b/ always had oc. And /r/ gave what you want at your command. Also I bet you don't even remember as far as back when /hc/ was still around.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:58:26 No.298112XXX
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    /b/, since we seem to have more than our share of new users, I think we needs some general guidelines for this board, and I have come up with some:

    1. If you don't know what /rs/ is, GTFO.
    2. If you plan on being mad about things like gore, gay threads, etc., GTFO.
    3. If you've been here a week and have wondered about the origins of more than one meme, go to ED and read their articles for one month before coming here again.
    4. If you don't know what noko and sage are, go read the ENTIRE FAQ.
    5. If you think that "oldfag" and "newfag" are terms that only newfags use, an hero.
    6. If you don't know what "an hero" means, kill yourself.
    7. IF YOU HAVE TO ASK HERE BEFORE GOOGLING A TERM YOU DON'T KNOW, GO DIE IN THE MOST PAINFUL WAY YOU CAN IMAGINE.
    8. If you put your actual email address in the email field, I hope to God someone uses it to track you down and hangs you from a bridge.


    If you're frustrated about the lack of quality on /b/ in recent years/months:
    1. Sage bad threads. We don't want them, let the OP know.
    2. Flame newfags. We don't want them either, get them to straighten up.
    3. Try watching anime. It's important for 4chan culture. If you really hate it, fine, you don't have to. However, it is a big part of 4chan, because it shapes your personality in a way that makes 4chan good.
    4. Copypasta this someday.
    >> ­ 12/27/10(Mon)15:58:33 No.298112XXX
    >>298111390
    Probably not much more than 3 or 4 days recently. As it's saddening nowadays.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:59:37 No.298112XXX
    >>298111974

    Epic Win
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)15:59:42 No.298112XXX
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    >>298112146
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:00:37 No.298112XXX
    >>298111111

    Someone do something about this get
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:00:41 No.298112XXX
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    >>298112446
    >>298111974
    only a same fag would think that is epic win
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:01:46 No.298112XXX
    >>298112636

    O jesus, more furryfags
    >> ­ 12/27/10(Mon)16:02:36 No.298112XXX
    >>298111821
    I see what you mean, and yeah, I am a bit old and jaded now, BUT, this place was a LOT better a few years back.

    I just cant get over how emo/twelveyearold/facebook it is here now.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:03:09 No.298113XXX
    mage this thread
    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)16:03:17 No.298113XXX
    >>298112950
    This.
    I don't know why so many people find it hard to understand.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:03:44 No.298113XXX
    3. Try watching anime. It's important for 4chan culture. If you really hate it, fine, you don't have to. However, it is a big part of 4chan, because it shapes your personality in a way that makes 4chan good.

    >>>/a/
    >> ­ 12/27/10(Mon)16:04:48 No.298113XXX
    >>298111821
    Also pretty srs yourself there anon btw.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:06:08 No.298113XXX
    >>298113303

    ewwwwwwwwwwwww
    that pics grossssssssssssss
    your discustingg
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:06:31 No.298113XXX
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    >>298113317
    tuche salesman!
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:07:26 No.298113XXX
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    >>298112823
    You're obviously new here and never seen this meme
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:07:30 No.298113XXX
    >>298113599

    That pic is going in my /b/ folder
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:08:32 No.298113XXX
    >>298113317
    u r 2 srs 2
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:08:42 No.298113XXX
    Sorry, but I must contest number 5. There actually was a time when the terms newfag and oldfag were not used, newbie.
    >> John Cash 12/27/10(Mon)16:08:52 No.298113XXX
    who else thinks OP's a fag?
    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)16:09:48 No.298114XXX
    >>298113942
    No... Way...
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:09:58 No.298114XXX
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    >>298113760
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:10:38 No.298114XXX
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    >>298113138

    anime fucking sucks donkey balls.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:11:00 No.298114XXX
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    >>298114139
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:11:12 No.298114XXX
    STFU, lurking just encourages this faggotry and results in more reposts. If anything there should be no lurking and only people posting OC. OP is a fag, with too much butthurt
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:12:12 No.298114XXX
    >>298114349
    go back to playing with hipsters on dumbler
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:12:53 No.298114XXX
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    >>298114321
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:13:16 No.298114XXX
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    shut up Meg- i mean OP
    >> ­ 12/27/10(Mon)16:14:30 No.298114XXX
    I mean I've got a shitload of OC crap I've found and shooped that 'd love to post on here like I used to, and it's not like I think that /b/ isn't worthy of my shit (most of it IS shit) anymore, it's just that every time I come back here, I'm just so fuckewd off by the ammount of 12yr old/facebook/look at my cock shit, I just feel sick.

    I've lurked and tried out several other slower and less well known imageboards, but nothing has the feel of the /b/ I remember.

    I'm NOT remembering /b/ with rose-tinted-x-ray-specs as I've got shit loads of screen caps and other rubbish from years ago to prove to myself that /b/ used to be something way better than what it has morphed into now.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:15:43 No.298115XXX
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    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)16:15:58 No.298115XXX
    >>298114349
    >encourages this faggotry and results in more reposts
    U kitten, right? You must be new enough not to understand that we have a culture here, and lurking promotes the learning of/adherence to that culture. I think you think this is ssome kind of wild playground where your friends can hang out, but it was actually better before people like you came.
    >> ­ 12/27/10(Mon)16:16:16 No.298115XXX
    >>298113317
    Not as srs as U!

    Ha! Let's see you step to that... No chance.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:16:32 No.298115XXX
    sup
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:16:33 No.298115XXX
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    >>298114928

    too cool to be anon, tsk tsk.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:17:21 No.298115XXX
    >>298110193
    To add on to this.
    26.Greasemonkey, get it or GTFO. Tripfags? Trolls? Cancer!? You want it gone, you got it gone.
    27.You must need have lurked every board at least once. And there is always more than just /b/ on 4chan.
    28.Copypasta? More like "HURR I CANT THINK UP STUFV SO HERES IS STUFV I DIDNT NOT MAKE DERP", be a goat not a sheep. Original content>copypasta.
    29.Is an awesome number.
    30.If you don't deliver, you're a fag.
    31.Every OP is a faggot. No exceptions.
    32.If you called your mom a nigger, you've been browsing too long.
    32.If a thread is shit, don't make it more shit, by piling shit on top of the old shit. In the end it only got shittier.
    33.A combo is only good if there is 7 or more, a win combo is 12 or more and an epic combo is over 21 or more.
    34.I think we all know what this one is...
    35.Disregard rule #33, every combo must be broken. No exceptions.
    36.U mad, off topic arguing and excessive cursing are cancerous counter arguments. And are forbidden to be used in an argument.

    That's some more to add onto that list and/or op's list.
    >> ­ 12/27/10(Mon)16:18:27 No.298115XXX
    >>298113917

    Not as srs as U!

    Ha! Let's see you step to that... No chance.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:18:54 No.298115XXX
    >>298113917

    NEW RULE
    This is not a chat room. Use proper engrish.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:19:15 No.298115XXX
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    36.U mad, off topic arguing and excessive cursing are cancerous counter arguments. And are forbidden to be used in an argument.

    BULLSHIT, FUCK YOUR BLATANT FAGGOTRY!
    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)16:19:19 No.298115XXX
    >>298114928
    When I want to remind myself of the things I used to like about /b/, I listen to this song:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hW8-Sv0yUs

    There's some underageb& in there and stuff, but a couple of the guys singing are the kind of people I aspired to be when I first came here.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:20:08 No.298115XXX
    lol new fag thinks he is oldfag with ebm hows ur neck beard coming along faggot
    >> jonne petterson 12/27/10(Mon)16:20:55 No.298116XXX
    op is a fucking fag and newfag trying to be tough
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    >>298115603
    >> ­ 12/27/10(Mon)16:21:57 No.298116XXX
    >>298115678
    I believe the gentleman knows the Queen's English perfectly but was ingaging me in some trollfull banter.

    If I am mistaken then I can, I'm afraid, only appologise to one and all.

    I bid you good day, sir.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:22:02 No.298116XXX
    to sum it all up - lurk moar
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:22:42 No.298116XXX
    THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /B/ IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /B/ IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /B/ IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /B/ IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /B/ IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /B/ IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /B/ IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /B/ IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /B/ IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /B/ IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /B/ IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /B/ IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /B/ IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /B/ IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /B/ IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /B/ IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /B/ IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /B/ IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /B/ IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /B/ IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /B/ IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /B/ IS
    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)16:22:57 No.298116XXX
    I think maybe the cancer has become self-aware, and is trying to insult me because they see us as a threat to their existence.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:23:49 No.298116XXX
    >>298116224
    I think we should make up a shit load of rules and at the very end put tl;dr lurk moar.
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    >>298115753

    cancerific, glad you posted this so now i see EXACTLY what kind of faggotry you bring with you, gtfo.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:24:13 No.298116XXX
    >>298116210

    I said to use t3h ENGRISH!!!!111one1eleven
    >> SAGE SAGE 12/27/10(Mon)16:24:14 No.298116XXX
    FUCKING SAGE!!!
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:24:34 No.298116XXX
    >>298116224
    What the fuck is /B/?
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:25:40 No.298116XXX
    >>298115753
    You're an idiot. This is the only song that is /b/.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A67ZkAd1wmI
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:26:27 No.298116XXX
    Damned

    http://www.AngelaStar.com/?id=1353171
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:26:59 No.298117XXX
    >>298116826

    So be cannot be found?
    Iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg Nice Irony
    >> ­ 12/27/10(Mon)16:27:03 No.298117XXX
    >>298116584

    Oh yeah, so you did.
    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)16:27:44 No.298117XXX
    >>298116573
    It demonstrates the sort of attitude that people had when I came here at first. Like they stopped being ashamed, and started being entertaining, because they didn't have much of a life and didn't have much reason to protect their reputation.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:27:48 No.298117XXX
    >>298098467

    The world would be a better place without you.

    Kill yourself now, no one loves you.
    >> ­ 12/27/10(Mon)16:28:05 No.298117XXX
    >>298116507
    I think you sound like a twelve year old facebook emo cancer.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:28:15 No.298117XXX
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    >>298116826

    holy shit this is catchy.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:28:26 No.298117XXX
    >>298116953

    Fuck your referral link
    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)16:29:29 No.298117XXX
    >>298116826
    Oh, god... I like that song, but it's more /jp/ or /g/.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:29:55 No.298117XXX
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    >>298117210
    I think you're b‌utthurt and you don't even know what you're talking about.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:30:04 No.298117XXX
    >>298117023
    What in the fuck are you going on about?
    >> ­ 12/27/10(Mon)16:30:26 No.298117XXX
    >>298117157
    Nice point OP, you're growing on me, like, like... Cancer! Wait.

    Nah, good point though.
    >> Anonymous ­ 12/27/10(Mon)16:31:01 No.298117XXX
    >>298099999
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:31:04 No.298117XXX
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    >>298115167
    fuck off idiot, this place was only good for the first 2 weeks ur 14 year old ass started browsing it.
    after that its sifting thru a mountain of shit for gems while you wait for your movies/games to download

    sage; doesn't bump the thread, if its getting bumps from other users its still pointless, ur better off reaching the image limit for the thread

    if you think the terms oldfag or newfag mean jack shit or are even remotely close to an insult, i feel bad for your asperges having ass.

    anime, fuck anime, it has barely anything to do with /b/ it's the random bored, by definition and can have anything on it, most commonly gay porn or female teenagers taking topless pics with there phones.

    if you read the instructions for things you're a pussy, let alone for a fucking website seriously, man the fuck up, you man can having sack of panzy.

    "love it for what it is, not its potential"

    you limp wristed, shrimp dicked hairy palmed mother fuckers.
    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)16:31:06 No.298117XXX
    Well. If this doesn't get stickied or anything, I'll repost it this evening. It'll be edited to incorporate everyone's suggestions.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:31:21 No.298117XXX
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    >>298117157

    i think you take this imageboard too seriously, so any time i see a thread like this, i will stay on and fag it up so you arew constantly miserable and never achieve even the smallest victory you are doomed!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:31:49 No.298117XXX
    >>298117445
    >>298117242

    It is the /b/ song! Everyone knows this!
    It's too good to not be our song.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:31:51 No.298117XXX
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    >>298100563
    u mad tripfag?
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:32:18 No.298117XXX
    >>298117677

    DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING REPOST THIS
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:32:37 No.298117XXX
    >>298117677
    Of course it won't get stickied, are you fucking kidding yourself? Now I know you're a newfag.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:33:06 No.298117XXX
    >>298098467
    Anime 'shapes your personality'.... Wat, that may be the faggiest thing i have ever seen
    >> ­ 12/27/10(Mon)16:33:34 No.298118XXX
    >>298117503
    Butthurt? Listen to youself,-

    >I think we should make up a shit load of rules and at the very end put tl;dr lurk moar.

    You sound just like like an excited schoolboy, that's why I posted what I did and that's why I'd like your email and pictures of you ashamed, scared and naked.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:34:01 No.298118XXX
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    This guy looks like James
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:34:17 No.298118XXX
    >>298117673
    see
    >>298115678
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:35:30 No.298118XXX
    amidoinitrite?
    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)16:36:14 No.298118XXX
    >>298117673
    >fuck off idiot, this place was only good for the first 2 weeks
    No, it was pretty good for about 2 years.
    >after that its sifting thru a mountain of shit for gems while you wait for your movies/games to download
    For you. Obviously you weren't here when it was better.
    >sage; doesn't bump the thread, if its getting bumps from other users its still pointless, ur better off reaching the image limit for the thread
    A. sage bombs can be used to reach the post limit. B. Saging has a psychological affect.
    >if you think the terms oldfag or newfag mean jack shit or are even remotely close to an insult, i feel bad for your asperges having ass.
    They're technical terms.
    >anime, fuck anime
    I've gone over this.
    >bored
    Wow.
    >most commonly gay porn or female teenagers taking topless pics with there phones.
    That's not what it uuuused to beeee.

    The rest is just 9-year-old raging.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:36:44 No.298118XXX
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    >>298118162

    fuck you and fuck your rules, seriously, get the fuck off /b/.

    this thread is fucking horrible, except for the trolls, who are clearly having a fucking hayday with this faggot assed noob op.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:36:45 No.298118XXX
    Just move to other boards than /b/. You will find much more OC. /b/ is boring as fuck most of the time
    >> sage sage 12/27/10(Mon)16:36:47 No.298118XXX
    ahem... OP is a faggot, no one gives a shit, the thread turn over is so fucking high it really doesn't fucking matter. How often do we get a quality thread? (not including the awesome fap threads!), it's about 1 a week. Sage this shit.
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    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:36:48 No.298118XXX
    >>298118384

    Yes, but dont sage this
    It's just getting fun
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:37:23 No.298118XXX
    gtfo sage
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:37:39 No.298118XXX
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    see
    <<-
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:38:11 No.298118XXX
    >>298098467
    newfag here. i will keep pissing you off if only for this stupid post. and i haf NO idea what /rs/ means :-D
    >> ­ 12/27/10(Mon)16:38:40 No.298118XXX
    >>298118608
    Why post in it then? Or why post and not sage at least?
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:39:02 No.298119XXX
    >>298118509
    >That's not what it uuuused to beeee.
    >what it uuuused to beeee.
    >uuuused to beeee.
    >uuuused, beeee
    >uuuu, eeee
    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)16:39:32 No.298119XXX
    >>298117847
    Try and stop me.
    >>298117892
    A man can dream.
    >>298117959
    It does, though. What, you don't believe?
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:39:33 No.298119XXX
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    >>298118509

    > 9 year old raging is even worse than 12 year old raging.
    >> sage sage 12/27/10(Mon)16:39:41 No.298119XXX
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    Hey dudes,

    My name is Jack, and I like every single one of you. All of you are cool, witty, funny guys who spend your free time of their day looking at funny pictures and macros. You are the sense of humor that lacks in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any hate mail? I mean, I’m sure it’s fun making fun of people because you are so witty, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than stand up comedy.Don’t be a stranger. Just laugh with me too. I’m pretty cool. I was editor of my school newspaper and started my own detective agency. What funny activities do you do, other than “having fun to awesome drawn Japanese anime”? I also live with my mother and have a modest friend who is a girl. (She just taught me calculus; Stuff was SO complicated) You are all awesome who should gather at a big party. Thank you for listening to me.

    Pic Related: It’s me and my female friend.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:39:56 No.298119XXX
    >>298100027
    >>298099775
    I see newfags with potential
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:40:40 No.298119XXX
    >>298119097

    I swear to god
    OP makes me want to an hero
    You have my rage you fail troll
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:40:47 No.298119XXX
    >>298118027
    >implying a suggestion isn't just a suggestion and means anything about anything
    Getting mad at a post as small as a suggestion really shows your cancer. If you were really that mad, you should have ignored it dumbass. And I only said b‌utthurt, because look at you, you're b‌utthurt. Also if you're trying to act like you're not knew here, play it off better.

    >you ashamed, scared and naked.
    That's original, woah hoah everybody we got ourselves an internet tough guy right here.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:41:44 No.298119XXX
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    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)16:42:24 No.298119XXX
    >>298119283
    If you're mad, I'm obviously not a fail troll, am I?
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:43:05 No.298119XXX
    If you are too new to remember ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH you shouldn't even be posting in this thread.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:43:06 No.298119XXX
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    The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
    Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

    /thread
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:43:54 No.298119XXX
    >>298119593

    Only a full blown faggot would even point that out.

    >Admitting OP is an attention whore
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:44:04 No.298119XXX
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    >>298119302

    nah, he probably really does want to see you ashamed scared and naked, have you forgotten where you are? i'm a real life pedophile and rapist. welcome to /b/.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:44:48 No.298120XXX
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    >>298119856
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:44:58 No.298120XXX
    In regards to number 5, oldfag and newfag is predominately said by newfags, so the assumption might as well be that newfags only say newfags.

    6 is redundant, in regards to #3 and #7.

    Second part:
    #3 is fucking ridiculous, there can be good threads having nothing to do with anime (other than obvious pokemon references, but that doesn't count).

    #4, no. There's a bit of flaws here and there, obviously.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:45:39 No.298120XXX
    >>298120041
    ITT: people who were not even here during the great boxxy wars
    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)16:45:59 No.298120XXX
    >>298119856
    I actually thought it was a rather good example of someone who's completely retarded.
    >rage
    >fail troll
    Pick one.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:46:04 No.298120XXX
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    >> imnewhere peter 12/27/10(Mon)16:46:54 No.298120XXX
    i'm new here, how do i make an account?


    No srs OP, you "newfag", when you see a real email, it's because some 12yrold little faggot (you) is butthurt at a girl who turned him down (because he's a cheetos fingered, greasy faced, pathetic little cunt) or some alpha has kicked his ass. The little faggot then posts using the email of the person who has hurt his poor widdle feelings, in the hopes that newfags like you will troll that email account.

    tl;dr OP, u shud lurkmoar!
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:48:23 No.298120XXX
    >>298119889
    You must be new here.
    >irl rapist and pedophile
    Taken I'll believe that, huh?
    >welcome to /b/
    I was with /b/ through the start of time.
    You really are new here, only a newfag would think /b/ is all CP and gore. /b/ is random. No, now I must welcome you to /b/. /b/ is not gore, pr0n, cp or lulz. It's what you should expect it to be, random.
    >> ­ 12/27/10(Mon)16:49:13 No.298120XXX
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    >>298119302
    No... I'd like to see you naked and scared. I'm not tough in any way. (Well, maybe against twelve year old scared naked boys.)

    >>298119889
    This man clearly gets it.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:49:36 No.298121XXX
    No fucking clue what noko is but you cant sage any threads. Basic newfag assumption. So why dont you just make a guide that fucking helps OR FUCK OFF. Kthxbai also i use my real personbound email address all the time.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:49:51 No.298121XXX
    >>298118509
    which two years was that?
    saging has a psycholigical affect, yeah its the "newfags" kryptonite alright, that's why they're leaving in heards.
    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)16:50:10 No.298121XXX
    >>298120041
    >predominately said by newfags
    I don't think so, Tim. That's just how they cover up the fact that they're newfags.
    >Second part:
    >#3
    I'm not saying there can't be, I'm just thinking that anime is a piece of 4chan that we shouldn't leave out, and the fact that so many people here rage about anime is shameful.
    >#4
    Just trying to make sure that my message won't be lost without me.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:50:44 No.298121XXX
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    >>298120742

    you must be correct, no truly bad people or things exist on /b/. not me, not anyone. i completely agree.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:51:46 No.298121XXX
    >>298120941
    The samefag in this is so obvious. Only a some one like you, will samefag to get his point throu- wait never mind, you made no sense in it at all, and made no clear point in the making. Also
    >>298120941
    please see
    >>298120742
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:52:30 No.298121XXX
    I don't like the OP's(just googled it, so now I know what it means.) attitude.
    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)16:52:35 No.298121XXX
    >>298121062
    When you first got on the internet, do you remember what made you stop being an immense faggot? I do. It was people telling me I'm worthless and flaming me for being a retard. Now I'm reformed and I think the same technique should be used for newfags. This is what saging is for.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:52:41 No.298121XXX
    >>298120181
    faggot
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:54:44 No.298122XXX
    >>298121019

    noko allows you to
    READ THE GODDAMN FAQ
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:54:50 No.298122XXX
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    >> ­ 12/27/10(Mon)16:55:01 No.298122XXX
    >>298116507
    >I think we should make up a shit load of rules and at the very end put tl;dr lurk moar.

    I think we should try and stay up ALL night and play video games, then when we hear my Mom comming we'll pretend to be asleep!

    Then we can practice kissing eachother! No homo!!11
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:55:27 No.298122XXX
    >>298121704
    well i'm still calling you a gigantic raging faggot. it appears your reform hasn't worked out too well.

    stay off the internet, go play halo.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:55:57 No.298122XXX
    ITT: newfags that don't know anything and have all heard about this place from the media
    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)16:57:37 No.298122XXX
    >>298122281
    >hasn't worked out too well
    Can you see the future? Whoah.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:58:06 No.298122XXX
    what does gtfo mean? some1 pls explain
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:58:35 No.298122XXX
    >>298122209
    Damn /b/ is raging tonight. They get mad over a simple suggestion either this it's that faggot from before you can't accept the fact that he's wrong. If you're not, then please the thread then post a response and then you might not sound like a gigantic faggot.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)16:59:34 No.298123XXX
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    >>298122755

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gtfo
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)17:00:01 No.298123XXX
    >>298122838
    I think you mad sir. You just accidentally the entire english language.
    >> Nonfaggot !ZrhmbVqRws 12/27/10(Mon)17:00:10 No.298123XXX
    >>298122838
    What?
    >>298122755
    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=gtfo
    >> ­ 12/27/10(Mon)17:00:38 No.298123XXX
    >>298121495
    Samefag? Butthurt? Jesus man, you've learned some clever new words haven't you?

    What makes me butthurt exactly?

    How can you accuse me of samefagging when I'm (afaik) the only person in this thread posting without a name?

    Either admit your love for me and give me your email and we'll be cool or just give me your email after you admit you want me, and we'll be cool. I think you're acool guy, guy.
    >> Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)17:01:19 No.298123XXX
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    /b/, since we seem to have more than our share of new users, I think we needs some general guidelines for this board, and I have come up with some:

    1. If you don't know what /rs/ is, GTFO.
    2. If you plan on being mad about things like gore, gay threads, etc., GTFO.
    3. If you've been here a week and have wondered about the origins of more than one meme, go to ED and read their articles for one month before coming here again.
    4. If you don't know what noko and sage are, go read the ENTIRE FAQ.
    5. If you think that "oldfag" and "newfag" are terms that only newfags use, an hero.
    6. If you don't know what "an hero" means, kill yourself.
    7. IF YOU HAVE TO ASK HERE BEFORE GOOGLING A TERM YOU DON'T KNOW, GO DIE IN THE MOST PAINFUL WAY YOU CAN IMAGINE.
    8. If you put your actual email address in the email field, I hope to God someone uses it to track you down and hangs you from a bridge.


    If you're frustrated about the lack of quality on /b/ in recent years/months:
    1. Sage bad threads. We don't want them, let the OP know.
    2. Flame newfags. We don't want them either, get them to straighten up.
    3. Try watching anime. It's important for 4chan culture. If you really hate it, fine, you don't have to. However, it is a big part of 4chan, because it shapes your personality in a way that makes 4chan good.
    4. Copypasta this someday.

    Trolls:
    1. Be original. Stale trolling and old techniques are tiring and we aren't even mad anymore. Unless you use that fact to make us mad, in which case, bravo.

    Anyone who disagrees with me: Fuck you, I'll fuck as many penguins as i want.
    >> sage sage 12/27/10(Mon)17:01:23 No.298123XXX
    >>298122209
    i lold, good stuff /b/ro.
    also, sagelolol
    op is faggot
    how do i
    desu desu desu
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