bamp

what are you cooking?

Did you ever defeat The Game?

it's all scripted, right?

inb4 it's all theater

"Is this real life?"

>>295387682
They allow us creative control on promos and talking to make it flow better as long as we keep a general theme, usually.

>>295387682

it's not scripted everything is real

do you take drugs?

>>295387929
I mean, are the outcomes of the fights predetermined?

Also, do you rehearse with your enemy?

do drugs make it feel real OP?

Ever met this guy? If so, any word on why he was released?

>>295388068
WWE has a tight-ass drug policy, so no.

test

>>295387312
proof that you are a wrestler?

>>295388179
Yes and yes
>>295388264
Not sure why they released him, I think it's paul london?

inb4 go read Mick Foley's book.

That said, who's the biggest asshole offstage, and who's the nicest person offstage?

whats your signature move?

>>295388608

disregard that, I suck cock

Might wanna tripfag it OP, just to keep them trolls at bay

>>295388618
Cena is a awesome, and Big show is a douche

do you hear voices in your head?

>>295388951
Nope

>>295387312

is dat you, Cena?????

>>295388663
Hurr hurr I dunno five knucker shuffer durr durr
If I told you, I'd set /b/ into a fuckstorm
>>295389408
Haha, no. I am not john cena, mr. Waed Barrah

>>295388608
You would be correct, sir.

Also, does WWE Creative ever determine what happens in a match? As in, do they micro-manage the moves that people use?

Also also, VINTAGE. That is all.

>>295388534
I second that. You could be anyone.

fuck you dubz.

hey rock?

the roids wear off yet?

sincerely,

your twin brother

.

i've received an e-mail from our anonymous general manager, and i quote: "OP IS A FAGGOT"

>>295389823
They don't determine much more than high points, they allow us some room to plan, but they give us a basic idea of how good of a show we should put on.
>>295390110
I could be, but honestly, if I were to prove it with a pic or something, you think I wouldn't get chewed out for breaking kayfabe on a website? WWE would fucking trash my ass.

Does HHH have as big a pull backstage as I think he does?

Also, check the file name.

hay guise

>>295390785

nigga you gay!

>>295390785
could you give us a hint?

>>295390847
He's a really cool guy actually, he represents more of a fan's opinion. But to answer your question, yes, he does have alot of pull, but he uses it well.
>>295391195
I'm not a veteran (3+ years being defined as veteran)

>>295390785
This guy... great wrestler or greatest wrestler?

inb4 mark

>>295391653
Greatest. Jericho is a motherfucking winRAR.

>>295391594

Evan Bourne?

Here's an idea: Tell us the outcome of all the matches on your next show and we will believe you.

>>295390785
Well that may be true. I am doubting you whatsoever but i suppose that's understandable.

raw or sd?

Where did you learn how to act?
Are the stage fighting schools or something?

>>295391884
i totally kicked his sorry ss

Any chance they'll bring back the Cruiserweight division? It's the only reason I used to watch Smackdown.

Pic related, it's one of the best in the business.

>>295391594
im gonna say either cody rhodes or kofe kingston

>>295391594

I'm gonna throw three possibilities out there -

a) Evan Bourne
b) An NXT rookie
c) Member of Nexus

>>295390785
Oh, come on. Does the WWE trash Kane for his political blog or appearances in public in support of politicians that aren't McMahon? How about Jericho in his band?

Gimme a break man. You know the rules, obviously.

>>295392180
Yes, there are. Quite difficult to enroll in though.
>>295392063
Can't tell you the outcomes, I'm only told my match's outcome.
And no, I'm not evan bourne
>>295392083
Smackdown

>>295392962

Kaval? Chris Masters?

>>295392962

OK, about how much do you weight and have you ever held a title?

op is rey mysterio

sup alberto del rio

>>295392706
As edge would put it... "WRRRROOOOOONG"
>>295392877
That is unrelated to the kayfabe. Kane's political views aren't related to wrestling, nor jericho's band.
>>295393410
Never held a title, can't tell you weight...

>>295393463

I bet its Albertos personal ring announcer.

OP has weird eyebrows.

How bad do you want to fuck the Divas?

You can all eat my wood

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

>>295393778
Them bitches is hawt.. all I am allowed to say...
>>295393834
>mfw
>>295393728
I'm not his personal ring announcer hurr durr

>>295393703

>That is unrelated to the kayfabe. Kane's political views aren't related to wrestling

But Kane's kayfabe persona is that of a monster. Monsters aren't known for their in depth views on the economy.

I know the storyline, but do you know why Cena is "fired" from the WWE? I'm pretty sure it's for personal time, but that's just a guess.

And how does this make you feel?

>>295390785
>>295390785
>>295390785
you kidding me? look at all the wrestlers' twitters where they talk about the business and 'shoot' all the time. TROLL.

is it as mentally stressing business as it seems to be? Also, assuming you aren't gay (just saying) would you go gay for the rock?

I'm not gay, and I'd go gay for him.

...maybe that makes me a little gay.

Prior to Thuggen

there was Duggen

sleep with me i love you!

>>295394209
No, it's just an angle
>>295394292
No I would not go gay for him... faggot..
>>295394281
Those are golden boys, not mid carders hurr hurr durr

>>295394568

FUCKING HORNSWOGGLE

>>295394224

>>295394977

OH MY GOD BEST GUESS YET

this is now a Hacksaw Jim Duggen Thread

>>295394977
Nope

i fucking love Monday Night Raw , it keeps me laughing the whole time

>>295394568
http://www.wrestlingnewsarena.com/information/wrestling-twitter-pages/

not all those people are golden boys haha

curt hawkins in the building?

>>295395401
>>295395458
Cool story bros
>>295395481
Nope.

Best PERIOD

Why was Daniel Bryan fired initially?

pic related, it's why he was fired.

has to be Del Rio, Tyler Reks or Trent Baretta. Only SD guys less than 3 years in wwe to never hold a title.

>>295395397

Tyler Reks or JTG?

>>295394977

Last Cruiserweight before the end of the title.
He said no title.
funniest guess though

>>295395668
Outside pressures from other companies and sponsors who want PG forced it
>>295395763
No

quit your tuggen

pay respect the Duggen

>>295396061

Then you're not real. Nice try though.

>>295395848
I'm calling it. Trent /b/arretta.

>>295395754
Correcting, I assumed you guys meant singles title.. herp dederp
>>295396215
Are we real? Is this real life? Or is it the matrix?

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!

Midcarder, never held a title, on smackdown, non veteran, (i.e. less than 3 years)

So, current Smackdown roster, could be Tyler Reks, Trent Barreta, Alberto Del Rio, or Kaval.

I'm guessing we have a dudebuster on our hands.

are you black or white??

>>295396408

>>295393703
>Never held a title

Derp, implying that a tag team title isnt "holding a title"

is OP still an active SD competitior or you just rotting away soon to be on the "wishes best in future endeavours" list

Funniest thing that happened on the road?

>>295396408
Curt FUCKING Hawkins.
DASHING CODY RHODES?
Joey Mercury?

>>295396905

>soon to be on the "wishes best in future endeavours" list

OP is Chavo Guerrero

LOL

Your shits fake. Fight like a real man.

>>295396772
If I was black, would I be on /b/?
>>295396905
Yes, I am still active
>>295396942
One of those is right. No more clues, speculation time.
>>295396912
Hurricane stole Diva's clothes on road... >mfw

c'mon OP, who are you

>>295397371

sup mercury

>>295397474

Curt Hawkins then. Joey Mercury is busy being useless and Cody Rhodes would type with a lisp

Yeah, definitely Mercury.

>>295397809
Think you mean jack THWAGGER on that one /b/ro

>>295397942
Actually, I said I was active, herp derp

You know if we keep guessing who he is, it's just gonna scare him away, right?

OP, come back, it's okay. You're still a faggot, but it's okay.

>>295397969

Nah Cody inherited Dusty's lisp.

Or should I say Duthtay.

Fuck, imagine Rhodes and Thwagger having a conversation. You'd solve world drought in five minutes

>>295398196

Well, judging by how much of an asshole you are here, I'd say The Dashing One, CAWdy Rhodes.

do/say something to us as a sign during next weeks smackdown... assuming you get any air time?

>ask me anything
>only answer the questions wwe would let me answer
>still dont tell people who i am

op is a faggot

>>295397474

>Been there less than 3 years
>The hurricane steals clothes
>wat

Newfag wrestlers can't triforce.

  ▲
▲ ▲

>>295398679

I say trollface drawn on wristtape.

WWE has become a joke. TNA is way better. BTW we share a last name. Is that ur real name?

wrestling is gay, 2 guys in tights fighting over a belt... yeah no thanks
also OP is a fag

>>295398679
Fine. Check for overuse of a move during a match..

>>295398783
Hurricane was in ECW 2 years ago /b/ro

>>295397474

Curt Hawkins w/Zack Ryder 2006 (4+years) Veteran
Cody Rhodes Debut 2007 (3 years)
Joey Mercury debut 2004 as part of MNM (6 years)

By his statement as a veteran being more than 3 years, and him not counting tag team gold as a belt, it would be Cody.

>>295396408

>>295397809
I ctrl F'ed he said he wasn't hawkins earlier

One of the other two

How come WWF(e)'s writers have become TERRIBLE since the attitude era?

You did follow the attitude era right?

>>295398835
Too bad I have costume regulations hurr durr

why did booker T call hulk hogan a nigger?

and what did Owen Hart mean when he said "that's why i kicked your leg outta your leg"?

OP IS HULL COGAN

>>295387312
Why did wrestling stop being awesome around 1999 - 2001, and why has it never gotten good again?

OP post timestamped wrestler-body, with no face so we know that you are no troll

owen hart was murdered because of bret harts attitude

>>295399495

Yell "HURR DURR" when you get hit.

Have you gone and done one of those support the troops in Iraq or Afghanistan?

How much money do ya'll make

finally,
How much pussy do you reel in as a wrestler?

SKITTLES FRUITY DELICIOUS DELICIOUSLY DELICIOUS FRUITTASTIC SKITTLES THEY'RE FRUITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Disregard that I suck Skittles

>>295399949
So you fags can inspect errybody's body, cannot do

OP real question - can you tell us about the "wrestling court" that goes on? Any funny stories?

could i have your attention please i have recieved an email from the ANONYMOUS raw general manager

>>295399495

Not on wristtape, I've seen it before

Why did the self proclaimed world's greatest tag team, shelton benjamin and charlie haas have the best entrance song in the history of the world?

>>295400313
We promise we won't inspect everybody's body.

>>295399437

And if it is Cody, I gotta say man, you're the only guy worth watching on smackdown at the moment. The big names, Kane, Show, Edge, Mysterio, are really boring, and I hope you get the push it looks like you've been slowing getting into the upper division. You've got a fun gimmick, and your family's work ethic has to be amazing to stay in the biz like you do.

>>295400100
I get no pussy on the road 24/7 unless it's with Divas, and I kinda like to keep it professional... respect gets chicks hot

who is the Raw general Manager?

>>295400526

That was Charlie's song to begin with.

how come goldust doesnt get more airtime? u should fight him for the lulz

Cody rhodes has a triforce on his boots.

OP is Cody rhodes

just timestamped bizeps or anything proving you are a wrestler...?

Last comment from OP before I have to go and do a media thing,

I'm not the only wrestler on 4chan... Dibiase and Hawkins hang around on alot of the boards...

>>295400989
>>295400989
>>295400989
>>295400989
>>295400989
THIS
>>295400989
>>295400989

>>295387312
>Ask a 12 year's old anything.

Fixe'd

is this you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po5h54PqIWg

>>295400989
damn son

if this is cody rhodes by god you need the triforce back on your boots. it was the most awesome thing about the pre-dashing character. also the way you do a back-bump during your "oh my god you hit me in the face" tantrums is fucking incredibly awesome.

Seriously, if this is Cody Rhodes, you are my fucking new favorite wrestler. I hope the triforce thing is right.

>>295400989

>>295400989
Oh my shit.

>>295401023

Right, more than 3 years, Cody's the only one who isn't more than 3. Also take out Hawkins, because of this statement. Since he refers to Hawkins ALSO coming on the board with Dibiase.

>>295401168

Great chatting with you Cody.

If this is Cody Rhodes, do you play your character along the same lines as Gorgeous George and Ric Flair?

Fuck yeah, it's fucking Cody Rhodes. But he won't admit it, because he is being a wimp about the WWE rules. Dude, fucking say you're cody rhodes, we won't tell.

>>295401983

>>295401983
Yeah I deleted it before cause I thought they said Curt for some reason. Not reading very well today.

>>295401983
>>295402211

I may as well confess it guys, I'm Cody Rhodes, now I'm off to do a media presentation. Nice to talk.

wwe isnt even worth watching anymore idiots

>>295402211
I can't confirm it... but I won't deny it. Herp Derp

DEAR GOD IT'S CODY RHODES HE HAS THE TRIFORCE ON HIS BOOT! Dude providing OP is not a troll than you are cody for that reason, thank god they broke up legacy man. Your hilarious keep up the good work. Also Dolph Ziggler pwns you and everyone else on your show.

cody rhodes is a /b/tard

wat

>>295402261

He states here that it's one of the 3, Joey Mercury, Cody Rhodes or Curt Hawkins

>>295397474

You got me, bros. Just don't start asking for tickets and shit.

>>295399187
Make it 3 super kicks in a row.

op tits or gtfo bored of this troll

fuck you queers

Why don't you timestamp for us Cody?

>>295402542

confirmed for Cory Rhodes

dude, if you openly post on /b/ you could sell SO many shirts... convince them to let you design a shirt with the troll face, or the v mask.

>>295402903
May I have tickets and shit?

Allow me to introduce myself,
What's my name again?

>>295403530
theres no way in hell that would happen, wwe is all PG and shit now and /b/ is a racist group of virgins

What's your thoughts on the pedobear?

>>295403698
dude, look how many people posted ITT- it would work. tho you are prolly right about the WWE vetoing it

I Just edited the personal life section of the Cody Rhodes wikipedia article.

Who's fucking who backstage?

inb4 Michelle McTaker

Hey OP, if you are a WWE superstar, what do you think of all the Chris Benoit vids on youtube. Specifically the ones that make fun of him and his death.

>>295403698
You think we're all racist virgins?

That's racist.

>>295404128

This guys IP is 86.153.182.230

get him.

OP is Nick Dinsmore.
Former resident of Clarksville Indiana.
Former lifeguard at his townhouse division.

Asshole, drunk, traitor to his original fans when he was wrestling OVW.

You know him as Eugene.
P.S. He's not really retarded

AIM: nickdinsmore

P.S. Nick, you got FAT.

>>295404466

I'm on it.

triforce on boot... yes... we knew this once he started wearing the triforce on his boot... if he wears the failforce on his boot... we will know...

Eugene's headed to ROH, correct?

Cody Rhodes > Ted Dibiase Jr

>>295404186

Like this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsGQAZBo9kY

It was me all along, see you guys around sometime, respect. hurr durr

>>295405306
wat

wwf is all dudes who died at 30 lol

let's hear some ring rat stories....

>>295404913
Personal butthurt right there.

>>295405306
That's not today's date. It's the sixteenth of december. Your timestamp is like 11 months off.

WHO IS THE SOARING EAGLE?

>>295406515

>>295406612

Chavo

Chavo Guerrero is the soaring eagle.

I get mail sent to me under the alias Jack Swagger, including Maxim magazine. Also Dr. Jack Swagger

>>295406756
bullshit

if you're still here OP, do you have a match on the PPV Sunday? prove it to us then

>>295407009
Hur dur, yeah, because Chavo is such a star he wouldn't be forced to do something that retarded.

DAMN!

>>295407395
no, more like because i'm chavo

the McMahons will probably give Chavo a job for life considering Eddie's passing and all.

eddie guerrero's daughter is wwe bound
pic related

>>295391594
>>295391594
If you were married to Vince's daughter, you'd have a lot of pull and use it well, too

>>295408334
If you were Chavo, you'd be a huge fan of krispinwah

>>295408793
also ted bundy

lol Batista's daugter's sex tape
http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/29842

Wonder if he feels bad for printing and taping all those Mickie James nude photos now?

>>295408999
Well, I'm a huge fan of his work too!

check some of cody's matches on youtube, he had the triforce on his boots

Get off my /b/, Doink the clown.

If you're any of the following:

Lucky Cannon
Heath Slater
Husky Harris
or
Titus O'Neil, please pull a Benoit.

Husky Harris is nepotism at its worse

OP is Alberto Del Rio's personal ring announcer!

>>295410036
Benoit was an awesome wrestler before all that bullshit. Just sayin...

They call Ricardo Rodriguez the Mexican Miz, which, lately, is a good thing.

Hoping Alberto and Ricardo stay on Smackdown.

RAW is for the *snicker* "A List Talent" (trollolol)

Top or a bottom?

Not for nothing, but I'd totally fuck the shit out of Vickie Guerrero.

Problem?

How long till TNA folds?