Why are you such a troll?

>>295130194
Nice trip.

Do you know Ben Nevins? he works in Network Operations.

2ID FTW!!!

Why are you in Korea? Im scheduled for Army BCT this coming March and I want to know my odds of going to Afghanistan or somewhere else. My MOS is 13 Bravo so I figure i'll be going to a combat zone.

>>295130606
Nah dude. I don't get to be around smart fellers like them.
>>295130618
2ID sucks dude. Send me back to 10th mtn.

is the BBQ as good as they say?

why does ACU suck so much balls

Ausfag soldier here, how does it feel to have the worlds crappiest camo?

ITT:
intentional samefag
*bwavo cwappity cwap*

Ask a korea stationed in a soldier anything.

>>295130819
>>295130819
Yes yes and yes.
>>295130653
You'll go to a combat zone. But you won't be seeing combat. Also, pray to god you don't come here. Or ft. Bliss.

Why are you such a prolific attention whore? I mean really. You make at least 2 threads every fucking day without fail.

Seriously, you're worthless. Gtfo.

how's the weather? Recent photo?
Station where?

Have you gotten with a juicy girl yet?

>>295130883
>>295130842
Fucking gay as aids. Pisses me off.
I hate this shit.
The canadian forces camo is better than ours.

>>295130194
>>295130058
Why are you both gay?

>>295131091
>>295131091
Cause I'm on quarters, and I'm bored as shit. I apologize to offend you my friend.
>>295131113
It's cold as shit dude. Like, 3 degrees or some shit.
>>295131115
No.

>>295131045
I heard almost anyone a combat MOS will become an 11B the minute you go to Afghanistan? Do you know if there's any legitimacy to that?

>>295130058
>>295130058

fucking national guard faggots

>>295131747
>>295131747
It comes close to it. I was just going to troll you. But yeah, you'll go out on patrols just like everyone else does.

(artillery is not combat arms, no matter what your recruiter tells you, or what you believe)

Omfg are you from Korea?

which is the best Korea?

hi, soldier.
how do you feel about traps ?

>>295130058
is that a FAMAS?

how pathetic a person are you to ask for a silly costume and gun just to be somebody.

>>295132179
Nasty as shit bro.

>>295130058
This

>>295132432

are you kidding me, that's the whole reason they repealed don't ask don't tell...

so half of you faggots could become traps and actually get laid

LOL @ no magazine in gun.

>>295132432

and booby traps ?

>>295132966
Not in a combat environment.
Ammunition is not necessary.
Why put a blank magazine in my weapon?

now that is all cool be a fag in the army, how many other fags came out besides you?

do you get perverse when you pop wood at night

how often do armyfags get caught sucking cawk on army time?

is it true that you gayfags shower together and *pretend* to drop the soap?

.. kyle neihoff?

a) How the balls do you get put in the Korean DMZ instead of some sandnigger country?
b) What do you do day-to-day? Stare into NK and flip off the opposing guards?

>>295134488
Not even close dude.

when is the last time you had a shapee in the pooper?

>>295133436
Korean War never ended... so technically you are in a combat environment. Regardless, why carry around a gun at all then?

And yes, Canadian Forces have better camo.

>yfw guy on far left has no left arm.

captcha: Cloned neighbors

wat was the biggest cawk you've seen in the army?

>>295134518
I go to Afghanistan in August lol.
And not really. Alot of training.

>>295132084
combat arms meaning?

I got a buddy going over there. Seems there is a buildup going on

>>295134781

My mother's.

>>295134631
No, we are not. An armistice was signed. Therefore, it is not a war zone or combat zone.

>>295130058

why does the Korean dude on the left have his hand on the other dudes ass?

>>295130811
do you know Robert Watwood?

13 Bravo reporting for duty. How's the tension over there? am i comin over anytime soon
pic related: its me and my weapon

do they construct additional pylons?

>>295135310

Because we like dicks.

>>295135234

so you think traps are nasty, because your mad at your mom (who's apparently a trap)

>>295135610

Try harder. Or are you trying to troll by being a gigantic failure?

>>295135435
13 Bravo is Artillery (Cannon Crewmember)
So...your picture is irrelevant

>>295135278

I just got back from Korea. Yes, the war is STILL going on. It's called cease-fire.

>>295135172
Eh, we'll see what happens this weekend. But there isn't much going on here, and there never will be.

So why didn't you guys study and get a proper job?

>>295135811
>>295135782

lol

BABY KILLER

>>295135610

do you feel more manly, having an average amercunt cawk surrounded by tiny Asian cawk?

>>295135977
It's actually called an armistice. Where the FIGHTING has stopped. Therefore, the war is still going. But it is not a combat environment. Which is what I was trying to say.

>>295136402

No. I suck all cocks equally.

>>295135278
What about the events of USS Pueblo?

So how are Koreans? Dicks or pretty cool guys?

This thread AGAIN?

>>295130653

During AIT, 5 of 30 active soldiers in my platoon were alphabetically selected for Korea. I was one of them, despite volunteering for a deploying unit. You have absolutely no control over where you go. Your requests will be ignored and the branch manager will put you wherever he needs to put a soldier when he pulls up your file.

>>295136653

I met my boyfriend here in Korea. So I would say they're pretty cool guys.

>>295136815

and how's the penis situation?

THIS THREAD HAS NOW BEEN BAT BOMBED.

Have you tasted dog-meat? Would you?

not trolling, just curious.

Does any real army unit have the designation 4077th?
And if so, what kind of unit is it?

>>295136636
>>295136636
That was in the fucking 60's guy.
>>295136781
>>295136781
Yes, this thread again. Quarters is a bitch.

>>295136618

isn't there something in the army motto about having to drink all the load?

killed any gooks yet, good sir?

>>295137154

Back home in Tennessee I tasted my German Shepherd's meat.

Any tips for basic training? Do you think there will be war in Korea any time soon?

>>295137154
No. And no, I don't think that I would ever try it man.

Aviations here, soup /b/

>>295137497
Do what your told.
And no.

>>295137497

Offer your superiors great blowjobs and you'll be okay.

>>295137571
>>295137571
>>295137571
I fucking envy you.

I respect you OP.

>>295137672
>>295137672
>>295137672

0/10 just quit it's embarassing

>>295137082
>>295137082
>>295137082


SHIT, IT DIDN'T WORK. PROCEEDING WITH THE BAT BOMB 2.0

op is a fag evidence is clear

srs'ly tho'

didn't all US forces ban the use of the chan's?

which begs the question, where the fuck are you really?

>>295135435

That will not be your weapon, artyfag.

>>295130842
Doesn't blend in with anything. Not authorized to ever roll up the sleeves. Traps heat VERY well. Made with knockoff velcro that wears out very quickly. Can't iron them for shit. It's barely possible to look professional in these pajamas.

>>295131747
Only if you're terrible at your job or you can't be depended upon. They will find a use for you as a gate guard or roving guard ALL THE TIME.

>>295137672
>>295137672
You are aware that we can differentiate between you and him. Copy and pasting a trip doesn't work.

>>295130058
how does it feel to not be an awesome army ranger?

Why are you so fucking short? And why do those Koreans look like they really didn't want to take a fucking picture.

>>295138089
>>295138089
If they banned 4chan I am unaware.

>>295138363
Rangers are fucking cunts who do nothing but talk about being a Ranger. I'd rather kick it with a fucking POG than a ranger.

And I fucking hate POGs.

do you ever get the urge to just go out to the DMZ and fire a few rounds north just for the fuck of it?

Are you worried that Saddam Hussein will attack again?

>>295138363
>>295138363
Feels ok. Most people say that rangers are pretentious. But I guarantee you that you will not find a more pretentious group of guys like the Scouts.

>>295138314

I prefer fake OP, much cooler guy

>>295138745
>>295138745
What's your MOS anon?

What's it like being in the military?

Should i join the army before i go to a university?

Also, there is a huge need for pilots in my country, are there any advantages of trying to become an pilot in the army to doing it privatly?
Like, is it cheaper?

Costs $500.000 here.

>>295130058
heinous ass Army.

>>295138203
>>Not wearing CIB or CAB
>>Talks about Afghanistan deployment
Wut.

why do we have a base there? what are you defending, hookers and kimchi?

>>295139079
Used to be 11b

>>295138888
yeah, most the dudes around here are the same assholes who pushed me around in highschool. i made the cut through a mircale. also, sweet quads.

>>295139191
>>295139191
Do any of you realize the names? I tripfag for a fucking reason.
I've never been deployed, nor will I say I have.

>>295139519
>>295139519
You ranger?
>>295139414
>>295139414
Nice, how long you been out?

>>295138888
FUCKING QUADS.

Also yes, yes you will. Rangers are fucking beauty queens. Seriously they fucking pluck their eyebrows, I had to live with some of these faggots for 2 months.

>>295139761
2 Years. Feels good and bad man. I miss shooting shit and riding around in Bradleys crushing the fuck out of everything. I do not miss getting up at 6am. Nor do I miss staff duty, unless it was on a thursday.

armyfag, you know john laird? he's over there, too...

>>295139761
yeah, just made it through the selection a little while ago. havent deployed yet, but been getting my ass kicked in training for half a year.

has your daily routines changed much since the shootings a few weeks back?

Is the north really going to start some shit, or where they just acting tough

i remember you post here 3 weeks ago
are u still on korea ?

>>295138089

On work computers, there's not a whole lot that isn't filtered. Of course you can get your own internet access in any barracks room.

>>295137154
Restaurants that serve Gaegogi (dog) are suprisingly hard to find; never found one. I never went looking for one but I always had Korean friends or my Korean girlfriend with me to read the menus and tell me what I was eating. I know this will be asked, so yes, my gf has eaten dog once. She was tricked into it by her mother when she was a child.

>>295134423
The only time you will use a communal shower in the Army is basic training. Males are VERY protective of personal space in BCT showers, but females will share shower heads to save time.

>>295134518
We have 30,000 US Army soldiers in Korea, and 549,000 active US Army soldiers total according to Wikipedia. Almost all junior enlisted soldiers and 2nd Lieutenants in Korea are at their first duty station.

>>295140017
sigh...hey, rangers take a lot of pride in looks?

>>295141076
Yes I am. I'm here until July.
>>295140389
Nice, I'm assuming your 11 series?
>>295140308
Brad gunner here lol
>>295140687
Who knows man.

I'll be leaving for BCT my MOS is 12R (interior electrician) will I see any combat? My Srgt said I wont but i'll be with the combat engineer.

>>295141888
Do intelligence officers ever see combat? I know the military can be gay about making you do shit you didn't sign up for, but I wanna go for OCS after college.

>>295141888
Then you get fucking trips? Are you the king of 8?

I was a brad gunner too. Loved every second of it. You guys get out and walk around, I'm gonna take a fucking nap and turn the comms all the way up so I hear when they call me on the net.

>>295142002
>>295142002
Absolutely not. Don't take offense to this but you will be the definition of a POG.

have u scored any asian ladyboys?

>>295142328
Haha, it's starting to look that way.

Where were you stationed?

>>295142628
answer my question nigger:
>>295142224

>>295142002
I was an engineer. We were never assigned with anyone who wasn't combat. Typically if we weren't alone patrolling adamiyah (or however the fuck you spell it) we were with 11b or 19d when we did batt wide missions.

>>295141888
dude, trips? yeah, imma bravo. just a little ranger private. like i said, never deployed, but based on their attitudes around here, i can certainly imagine pretenious. im just really excited, training cycle just finished, and you know what that means...

Are you ready to be nuked?

>>295142914
>>295142914
Ahhh shit son get ready for it lol
>>295142859
>>295142859
I'm not certain about commissioning to be honest with you. I don't know how it works.

hai op

>>295142628
You still have an 8 Jesus Christ...

I was with the 3rd ID @ Stewart and then I played OPFOR at Irwin for a bit. Opfor is a sweet fucking gig. Stewart is shit, but I don't know of a better division (hence them leading the country into Iraq). I was attached to 3/7 cav during the initial invasion. Best time of my life.

>>295142471

this

>>295142422
Whats a POG?

>>295143243
Ah, I know the commissioning process. I just wanted to know if, in your experience, officers ever end up having to do shit that isn't part of their MOS (e.g. armor officers being in an infantry unit or some shit)

>>295141150
>>295141150

Nothing wrong with looking high speed man.

I'm no ranger though.

How does it feel everyday to wake up and realize that you should have joined the Air Force?

>>295143267
>>295143267
I lol'd.

>>295143502
pussy on guard

besides the m4 (does not induce the M4A1) the, M16A4, SAW, M9, AT4 and M240 what guns have you shot

why does the hat crook down like that on the side?
-femanon

>>295143502
Personnel other than Grunt. Basically the same as REMF (Rear Echelon Mother Fucker)

Do you really feel that you are doing right when you go to Afghanistan or do you realize that you are just sort of a puppet for bigger interests..
I mean nobody rly believes that you are fighting terrorism, bcs you had to be in sudan, somalia and tons of other places if it would be rly a fight against terror

sec question are you in the army because of the money?

How has the military life been compared to your expectations of it?

>>295144131
>>295144131
>>295144131

Honestly, I wake up everyday and wish I had stayed in the Army...

>>295144270
>>295144270
Javelin, mk19, .50 cal, 25MM, 240d, 240c.

YO I'm a 74-Delta, Um Im Switching from National guard to active...I know alot of Active 74-Delta Soldiers who got stationed in Korea....WHAT THE FUCK IS IT LIKE?

I have a kid also so my money will be looking hella right...um...What's your living arrangements and shit?

Ad how cheap is shit there like a T.V and shit?

>>295144270
Let me introduce you to the M231, the fucking god of M style weapons.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M231_Firing_Port_Weapon

>>295130058

Hey OP, how's the Starcraft 2 scene in Korea? Is it catching on or is BroodWar still owning?

>>295144639
It's shown me exactly that this is the life that I wanted to lead. I love this life.

>>295144272
>>295144272
>>295144272

It's a beret. How it looks is all how you form it. They look thick, bulky, poofy, and stupid when you don't form them right. Mine took about 3 weeks to mold down like that. It's a form fitted look.

let me rephrase what i said
besides the M4, (does not induce the M4A1) M16A4, SAW, M9, AT4, MK 19 and M240 what guns have you shot
>>295144270

>>295143916
>>295143916
How easy is it to be promoted?

>>295144886
Is our wife and kid coming with you? I'm not to certain on what the 74 series does out here. Tv are cheap as shit lol

OP what is your MOS?

so op.......

have u?

>>295145407
19D

hi anon here

we used to go on base to eat american pizza and steal porno mags and buy baseball cards saturday mornings

most of your px workers sell to the black market

this thread needs moar traps

>>295144417
you have no idea what youre talking about. shut the fuck up. those people are a fucking cancer killing the earth, go read "kite runner". (iraq, but its the same damn place) also, the money aint bad.

What the general plan for n. Korea

LOL no my baby momma is staying her slutty ass in South Carolina, with her new Boyfriend whos a total pussy boy, But I am putting my child on my Active papers because the Baby momma is National Guard in the unit im leaving =)

and what do u live in a open bay barracks or like a apartment room thing?

>>295145060

ooohh.. now i know..
what branch is this?

hoootttt.

>>295145289
>>295145289
>>295145289


It's not. If you don't sign a 6 year contract you will get your first stripe at the 6 month mark. You will make your second stripe around the 10 month-year mark depending upon your job and command.

Senior Airman is your third stripe, that one is also given to you at like the 2.5 year mark after making A1C(2 stripes).

After that it's NCO ranks, you have to test and have excellent EPR's.(like reviews)

dumping traps

what is the confidence chamber like? what is the victory or confidence tower like? i am going to basic next august and i am scared

>>295145923
>>295145923
>>295145923

You are a troll. However, I am in the Air Force.

>>295145876
If you get stationed anywhere else other than fucking Camp hovey, you'll have a private room.

go go go

>>295146198
>>295146198
Gas chamber sucks.
Everything else is fun.

>>295146198
shitloads of soldiers have gotten through it fine, don't be a pussy. it's called a confidence course for a reason.