what has /b/ become......

so if tum/b/lr and 4chan are 'together' now

and they have sex, what would be their baby site?

This is What Cuddling Leads To
Goddamn it, anon thought to himself. He’d let himself be desperate. This was anon’s general state of mind, of course, that was part of the strength anon possessed and the fear he inspired in others. But this time, the fear had made him vulnerable. He’d picked up Tumblytan – there wasn’t much unusual about that; Tumbly knew how to tumble, and the ecstatic energy she always brought to the bedroom – or the table, or the alleyway, or wherever hate mingled with desire – never failed to bring anon to his best. But Tumblytan had used it to bring him to his worst. She’d actually gotten him to cuddle. Anon was a wildcard, a villian, a despot, a vagabond. He couldn’t allow himself to cuddle. But the bitch had done it. Anon had to be unpredictable. He couldn’t be soft. The only way to rectify this was to strike Tumbly hard. Any sense of safety he might have given her by – ugh – hugging her must be destroyed.
The very thought of Tumbly both aroused and angered anon. So he kicked in her lock and walked in the door. Tumbly came in from the bathroom, one eye decked out in gold and scarlet, the other half done.
“What the hell, anon?” she said angrily.
“I came back for you.” She blushed and frowned.
“I-I’m busy. Just wait a few minutes, there’s a Harry Potter marathon that’s about -”

>>287930742
>>287930742
“No, you wait a few minutes. I’m here to get what I want.”
She twirled the make up brush. “And what do you want?”
“To utterly destroy you.”
Tumblytan sighed and walked into the bathroom to finish her other eye. She’d heard it all before, and she was used to anon threatening her before and during the act of making love, or in this case, hate. She didn’t expect anon to yank her hair. He hoisted it up, making her stand on tip-toes to avoid pain. She whimpered.
“Now,” he whispered darkly. Oh, god, she loved it when he was aggressive. She didn’t mind returning that aggression, either.
Her dark blue hair was knotted between his fingers as he lead her to her bedroom. He pulled up her computer chair – an oak table chair from the seventies – and commanded her to sit. He opened her dresser drawers violently, flinging her clothes carelessly to the ground until he found a tie-dye bandana. He wrapped it around her face, the rainbow caressing her eyes and weaving through fly-away hairs.
“Oh, god, anon, what are you doing?” Dammit, her voice was more breathless than she wanted to. She couldn’t let on how much she wanted this, not yet.
There was a horrible ripping sound and a sudden chill over her breasts.
“My shirt!” she shrieked. “Fucking /b/tard, you tore my shirt!”

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>>287930860
>>287930860
>>287930860

“I don’t care about your shitty obsessions, you retarded hipster.” His voice was cold. He finished off the rest of it, uncovering her stomach.
“Do you know who signed this shirt? Darren Criss and Joey -”
“Shut up. It’s just a fucking shirt. Who cares?” He licked her sternum and she shivered.
“I care! You’re getting me a new shirt, you dumbfu-” His hands wrapped tightly around her throat.
“I said shut up. You will obey me.” He leaned in close as she struggled to breathe. “You know how much I give a shit about your stupid obsessions? Not at all. You’re only good for one thing, and if you don’t do as I say, well, then, you’re not much good at that, either.” He released her and looked down. Tumblytan blushed as he started laughing wildly at her shame.
“You pissed your pants,” he boomed. “You actually peed yourself.” Tears of embarrassment sank into the bandana binding her eyes. “Aren’t you ashamed?” he leered. “Don’t you have any self-respect? Are you a person or an animal to just piss wherever you feel like it? I guess you don’t know how to use the bathroom properly.” He bent her head down so she had to smell the ammonia scent on her pants.

>>287930956

“S-stop. This isn’t funny, anon.” She sniffled. He lifted up the bandana and licked the tears off her cheek. A soft gasp escaped her, and he grabbed her erect nipple. He let out a sigh as he started working it, letting his tongue and lips tiptoe their way down her face and neck. “You can’t just do this, anon. I’m the only one that wants to be with you, anyways. If you don’t treat me properly, I won’t want to be with you anymore.”
“I could care less if anyone likes me; I will fuck with whomever I like. That includes you. I’ll do what I want to you.” He squeezed her nipple; warmth spread through her skin. “I’ll make you like it.”
“That’s not true.”
He stood up and yanked off her bandana.
“We’ll see about that. Take off you clothes.” She shrugged off the ruined t-shirt and smelly jeans. Removing her last layer of clothing like this, under his impassive gaze, made her feel vulnerable. She knew she couldn’t trust anon with that vulnerability. Oh, god, I’m going to pay for this.
“Kneel,” he said. He loved seeing Tumbly on her knees, and getting her to willingly do things she otherwise wouldn’t gave him pleasure to no end. He loved the fear in here eyes, the soft trembling of her lips.

>>287931058
>>287931058

She knelt and reached for his zipper, expecting a typical show of dominance from anon. He pushed her head down to the floor, eschewing the expected for a more thorough humiliation. She panted into the floor.
“Spread you ass.” She did so reluctantly, but it wasn’t as if anon hadn’t plunged the depths of that cave before. The muscles in her legs tightened when he pushed two fingers into it. “Does it hurt?” he asked softly. She nodded, and he put another one in, laughing to himself. He moved them around, delicately touching her sensitive areas. With his other hand, he slid three fingers over her slick labia, teasing her clitoris.
“I thought you didn’t like me using you? Treating you roughly and without respect? But you like this, don’t you?” He grinned.
“No,” she lied. “I don’t like it. Stop.”
“Tell me the truth.” His voice was deeper, she looked up to see his pants getting tighter over a growing bulge. “Beg me for more. You’re such a bad liar.”
“I don’t -” She moaned as he stroked her clit and pushed into her ass simultaneously. “More, please.” He stood up, pulling his hands away from her.
“You should have told the truth from the beginning,” he said simply. “Now sit up.” She bit her lip buy obeyed.

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>>287931138

“You belong on the floor, you hipster whore,” anon panted, thrusting into her. She bit back a moan.
“You’re hurting me,” she mewled.
“Don’t give me that, I know you can take it,” he sneered. He knew he’d done it, now – she would never feel totally safe with him again, he would always be able to force absolute fear on her if that was what he wanted. Better yet, she would become so outraged that he had treated her like this that she would exact her own form of revenge.
He pressed into her until she came; his own orgasm was accompanied by a smug feeling of accomplishment held by the righteously correct. He put on his pants and lit a cigarette before walking towards the door.
“You owe me a shirt!” Tumblytan yelled after him
“You don’t need one,” he said, finishing a drag. “It’s Tuesday.”

bump.

this is actually.. hot..

'...and then Anon spotted something that made it do double take...that thing...had a penis...'

>>287931448
SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS BULL SHIT

tum/blr I love you this much
<=======

Like in the other thread.

/b/ should reconcile with some other *chans to raid the shit out of slumblr.

>>287932908

it's a trap.
a few girls from Tumlar samefagging and trying to convince us they're us, trying to get this bull to pass. it's just another version of fucking cancer.

sage

GTFO MY /b/ NEWFAGS

I'll allow this.

>>287932908
Raidfags tried to invade TumbIr and failed.

Mods started fucking with the boards to keep things from getting out of control

/b/ shortly realized TumbIr is as chock full of trolls as 4chan.

/b/ gets boner

TumbIr gets wet

makeout sessions commence

>>287933552

this is what i meant by them trying to pass as us.

>>287933402
>>287933577
FUCKING NEWFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS D:<

you are really dumb, foreal

>>287933577

they also seem pretty convinced they've won something here.

>>287933230
who the fuck is making this shit?

>>287933733

Says, the newfag using "D:<".

>>287933733

this too. it's rather easy to spot them out.

>>287933811

Exactly why a united chan raid against them is needed.

>>287933908

15 year old girls. Tumlar whores claiming to be 19.

>>287933929
>>287933929
no, i just dont have an image expressing how much i'm raging over this fucking bull shit

>>287933733
>he thinks I'm a newfag...

>>287930199
>>287930199
>>287930199
>>287930199
>>287930199
>>287930199
>>287930199
>>287930199
THIS.
>>287930199
>>287930199

>>287934096

i'm in total agreement. i'd like to get the attention of the other boards. Hipsters will probably swarm to /a/, /c/, /m/, /p/, etc. first.

>>287933733

>>287934123
As opposed to what? You do realize that 90% of 4chan's userbase is 14-18? 5% is 12-14. The rest is older than 18. So shut up.

>>287934229

then you obviously haven't been here long enough.

(see? trying to be pass off as us. no comparison.)

>This Thread

Who is this chick that has completely trolled /b/ for the past few days? It's starting to make me mad.

YESMAD

>>287934446

Then post everywhere about it. Keep pictures relevant to the board and hopefully we can quell this insurgency before it consumes what is left of /b/.

>>287934876

SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.

It's not like /b/ hasn't been invaded before and for all I can see this might all be just one guy's doing.

Faggots.

>>287934446
/mu/ would probably welcome an injection of fresh hipsters. The current ones are pretty stale.

Just Sayin'

>>287934686
yooou are retarded. also.

DSFARGEG

ITT: legionfags/raidfags (newfags) complain about OC.

This new meme is awesome.

/b/ is not legion. Raids are cancer.

>>287934604

sure.
anyway, yeah. it's a bunch of tweens and hipsters.

>>287935031

I have to admit it's pretty original. Maybe it will go down in /b/ history. Hopefully not.

THIS IS FUCKING CANCER

>>287935273
>implying you didn't pull that off of ED ten minutes ago...

>>287935545
you're the one who referenced that retarded ass newfag site

>>287935422

Clearly, you haven't been here for any good raids.

I bet you actually found this place from the tumfuck raid explaining why you're so open to this faggotry.

>>287935537
Then why don't you contribute to something else? Why don't you create OC? Why can't you do anything other then go around and call other people newfags etc, when you don't even contribute to anything?


Open your eyes, YOU'RE THE CANCER, faggot.

>>287935800

>>287935832
>>287935832
>>287935832
look bro i'm not him but here's the thing. you lose anonymity when you travel off of 4chan. raids are for fucking idiots.

>>287935263

Hmm. Valid point.

What if we just MOVE the hipsters over there?

>>287935422
This kid needs to an hero.
HURR ANONYMOUS IS NOT LEGION

>>287935832
Only newfags raid.

The rest know that this is an imageboard, not an underground internet gang.

So now even anonymous is being violated?
underage b& EVERYWHERE

>>287936147
>>287936147
state your age and years lurking. now.

>>287935516
^ Tumblar faggot

i believe they've managed to get a few threads archived. of course, purely because it was during the chaos and enough of them helped them out. yeah. exactly. threads about this shit. go check.

>>287935832
I'm not the anon you replied to, and I indeed have not been here for any 'good raids', but we gotta agree that legionfags are fucking cancer, and getting butthurt over the internet is just plain stupid.

>>287936164

I see what your saying, but a good raid has helped /b/ more than once. Kind of like Antibodies fighting off sickness.

>>287936241
Said the summerfag.

Epic Raids in 06, and before. And Project Failchanology.

Yes, an imageboard that IS not Legion gathered in cities throughout the world to protest something..

Please go kill yourself, cancer.

Why the fuck is anon a green retard?

Anonymous is the v for vendetta mask you faggots.

wich tum/b/1rs are leading this thing ?

>>287936321
4chan is not being "violated". pull your head out of your ass.

Jesus Cockpunching Christ. Srsfags.

>>287936672

i heard one of them actually came on last night and posted. anyone?

>>287936592

Agreed.

>>287936629
oh dear /facepalm

>>287936629
1/10

>>287936629
fast, wheres the next fire, i need to die in it, so i don't have to suffer anymore

>>287936629
pls do us and yourself a favor and die in a fire, you are the cause of our dismay.

Fuck this cancer bullshit. Enjoy some spam.

4chan is changing.
I feel it in the boards.
I feel it in the threads.
I smell it in the posts.
Much that once was is lost. For none now reside who remember it.
It began with the forging of the great boards.
Three were given to /sci/, /lit/, /g/, wisest and fairest of all channers.
Seven to /a/, /c/, /d/,/h/, /s/,/w/ great fappers and craftsmen of the boards.
And nine, /hr/,/k/,/m/,/o/,/p/,/r/,/t/,/u/,/v/. Nine boards were gifted to
the race of 4chan – who above all else, desire power.
For within these boards was bound the strength and will to govern each thread.
But they were all of them deceived, for another board was made.

>>287936592
Boston, 3/15/08

Lulz were had. Scifags were trolled. Awesome times were had by all.

Little shit eating newfags get out of your fucking basement once in a while.

In the land of b, in the fires of Mount Goatse, the Dark Lord moot forged in secret a master board, to control all others.
And into this Board, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life. One Board to troll them all.
One by one, the free boards of 4chan fell to the power of /b/. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance of Moralfags and Whiteknights marched against the armies of b, and on the slopes of Mount Goatse they fought for the freedom of 4chan.
Victory was near.
But the power of /b/ could not be undone.

It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Jon, shit was so cash, took up his wad of cash.
[Jon lets out a battle cry and strikes Moot’s hand with the wad of cash, slicing the finger that bears the One Board. Moot lets out a cry as the Board is separated from him.]
Moot, the enemy of the free-boards of 4chan, was defeated.
The Board passed to Jon, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever. But the hearts of Channers are easily corrupted. And the Board of Power has a will of its own.
It betrayed Jon.
…to his death.