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    187 KB Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)10:48:28 No.287908XXX  
    Ok guys! First order is in!
    2 Scallops
    1 Risotto
    1 Halibut
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)10:50:32 No.287908XXX
    I just took a shit in the risotto chef
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)10:51:19 No.287909XXX
    WE CHEF!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)10:51:43 No.287909XXX
    I CAN'T TAKE THE PRESSURE!!!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)10:51:47 No.287909XXX
    Hale Berry? But she's shit, chef!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)10:52:03 No.287909XXX
    >>287909059
    one mintue on the scallops chef
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)10:52:09 No.287909XXX
    >>287908960
    HAHAHAH THATS FUNNY
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)10:52:41 No.287909XXX
    >>287909110
    if you cant handLE the heat

    GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE KITCHEN
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)10:52:42 No.287909XXX
    I love that guy you guys.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)10:52:44 No.287909XXX
    i can cook for the halibut
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)10:53:00 No.287909XXX
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    >>287909158
    1 FUCKING MINUTE!?
    WTF
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)10:53:44 No.287909XXX
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    risotto up!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)10:53:56 No.287909XXX
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    heres your halibut chef!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)10:54:46 No.287909XXX
    >>287909347

    Uh I dropped the risotto chef...
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)10:54:58 No.287909XXX
    shitt...

    >>287908718


    recooking the halibut chef.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)10:55:22 No.287909XXX
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    >>287909347
    Finally!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)10:55:29 No.287909XXX
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    GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)10:55:31 No.287909XXX
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    >>287908718
    here are your scallops chef
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)10:55:35 No.287909XXX
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    CHEF, I DROPPED THE HALIBUT. NEED ANOTHER 15 MINUTES ON THAT.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)10:55:37 No.287909XXX
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    Ah herro one haribut prease!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)10:55:40 No.287909XXX
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    Scallops are ready, chef.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)10:56:30 No.287909XXX
    IT'S FUCKING RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)10:57:02 No.287909XXX
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    i got this..
    >>287908718

    halibut coming to the line chef
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)10:57:08 No.287909XXX
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    hey chef, check'em
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)10:57:30 No.287909XXX
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    SECOND ORDER IN

    mains away on 1 rib eye, 2 poussan and 3 gnocci
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)10:58:07 No.287909XXX
    >>287909586
    JESUS CHRIST GET THE EXTINGUISHER, BILL'YS ON FIRE
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)10:58:17 No.287909XXX
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    >>287909564
    Get out!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)10:58:42 No.287909XXX
    >>287909592
    >>287909608
    lolz

    Captcha: cunifing Nitrosoft
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)10:59:15 No.287910XXX
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    >>287909608
    THEY ARE RAAAAAAAAAAW!!!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)10:59:19 No.287910XXX
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    >>287909801

    CHEF, GNOCHHI IS UP.
    IT WENT A BIT OVERCOOKED BUT I THINK IT'S FINE
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)10:59:30 No.287910XXX
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    You are not a chef!! You are a faggot!!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)10:59:54 No.287910XXX
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    how long on table two?
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:00:14 No.287910XXX
    >>287909936

    nothing funny about being a good chef man. Chef wanted 2 scallops, he got it.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:00:20 No.287910XXX
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    >>287909747
    ANON!!!!

    The halibut is cooked perfectly!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:00:59 No.287910XXX
    My god this is hilarious
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:01:08 No.287910XXX
    >>287910072


    uh.... can you repeat the order Chef??
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:01:08 No.287910XXX
    >>287910072

    2 more minutes, chef.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:01:15 No.287910XXX
    >>287910010
    THATS NOT FUCKING GNOCCI, THATS GNO-SHIT

    COOK IT AGAIN
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:01:42 No.287910XXX
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    >>287910072

    CHEF! TABLE 2 IS ON FIRE
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:02:17 No.287910XXX
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    Can i suck lé dík Chef?
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:02:26 No.287910XXX
    >>287910224
    table two: 1 rib eye, 2 poussan and 3 gnocci

    OPEN YOU FUCKING EARS CHEF
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:02:26 No.287910XXX
    bonn chef!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:03:13 No.287910XXX
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    CHEF! YOU'RE GRATING MY AFRO!

    CHEF?!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:04:07 No.287910XXX
    >>287910376


    yes chef! flaming the rib-eye now Chef!

    5 mins on the rib-eye chef!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:04:24 No.287910XXX
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    HOW LONG ON TABLE TWO?

    le jean-paul, put the fire out on table two and re-seat them, yes?
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:04:36 No.287910XXX
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    i'm monitoring this thread
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:04:36 No.287910XXX
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    Have that rib eye here, chef! hope they wanted it raw?
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:04:37 No.287910XXX
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    Hey guys, what's going on in here...
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:04:37 No.287910XXX
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    2 minutes chef!!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:04:44 No.287910XXX
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    What's cooking Gordon?
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:05:27 No.287910XXX
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    >>287910283

    Out!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:05:55 No.287910XXX
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    >>287910570
    good.

    >>287910010
    how long on the new gnocci?
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:05:56 No.287910XXX
    SCALLOPS!!.. yes?
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:05:57 No.287910XXX
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    >>287910611
    Table two up!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:06:15 No.287910XXX
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    >>287910655

    GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN, HARRIOT! I DON'T COME TO YOUR WORK AND KNOCK THE COCKS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:06:45 No.287910XXX
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    hi Gordon, try this
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:06:52 No.287910XXX
    “In the future, whether it’s entering your home, opening your car, entering your workspace, getting a pharmacy prescription refilled, or having your medical records pulled up, everything will come off that unique key that is your iris. Every person, place, and thing on this planet will be connected [to the iris system] within the next 10 years.”– Jeff Carter, CDO of Global Rainmakers

    The U.S. government and its corporate allies are looking out for you–literally–with surveillance tools intended to identify you, track your whereabouts, monitor your activities and allow or restrict your access to people, places or things deemed suitable by the government. This is all the more true as another invasive technology, the iris scanner, is about to be unleashed on the American people.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:07:02 No.287910XXX
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    Ribeye coming to the line Chef!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:07:11 No.287910XXX
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    Coming to the line with the baked beans chef!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:07:21 No.287910XXX
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    >>287910640
    GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN AINSLEY

    your not a chef your a GODDAM FAILURE!!!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:07:38 No.287911XXX
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    >>287910638

    ITS FUCKING RAW U FUCKING DONKEY
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:07:42 No.287911XXX
    Fucking archive this! :D
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:08:01 No.287911XXX
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    >>287910831

    Is that a challenge you Scottish arse hole?
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:08:56 No.287911XXX
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    >>287910794
    >>287910935
    thank you chef, beautiful work

    WHERE IS THE FUCKING POUSSAN???
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:09:04 No.287911XXX
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    >>287910655
    >>287910640

    GTFO from my kitchen, nigger dont belong here
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:09:06 No.287911XXX
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    >>287910831
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:09:22 No.287911XXX
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    Oh shit, problem with the Halibut chef!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:09:43 No.287911XXX
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    one order of jelly hold the jelly
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:09:54 No.287911XXX
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    >>287910954
    THE BEANS AINT EVEN COOKED!!!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:10:13 No.287911XXX
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    >>287911043

    la-la-la-la-la i can't HEAR you you fucking NIGGER la-la-la-la-la
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:10:14 No.287911XXX
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    You've got red on you, Chef
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:10:54 No.287911XXX
    Hey Ramsey you fuck...how is the rib eye cooked?
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:11:54 No.287911XXX
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    >>287911175

    Says the man who wanted to be a football player for Rangers.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:11:59 No.287911XXX
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    O FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT THE HELL ARE THE DISHWASHERS DOING?! WE HAVE FUCKING PLATES EVERYWHERE
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:12:02 No.287911XXX
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    >>287911381
    THE RIB IS OVERCOOKED!
    GET OUT NIGGER!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:12:29 No.287911XXX
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    >>287911160
    two poussin right here chef
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:12:41 No.287911XXX
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    OH SHIT, CHEF WE HAVE A PROBLEMS
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:12:56 No.287911XXX
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    >>287911321
    AHHHHH CAN YOU 'EAR ME AHHHHH
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:12:56 No.287911XXX
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    >>287911322
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:13:38 No.287911XXX
    >>287911598
    oi prick
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:13:42 No.287911XXX
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    Chef, which one's the poussan?
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:14:09 No.287911XXX
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    >>287911572
    oh dear...
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:14:17 No.287911XXX
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    chef, hurricane Katrina just fucked us... i need about 3 minutes on the second pousaan
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:14:22 No.287911XXX
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    >>287911598
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:14:23 No.287911XXX
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    Did I hear an order for fried kitchen?
    I'll be right on it!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:15:40 No.287911XXX
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    This kitchen is a fucking shambles.
    I'm taking charge
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:16:16 No.287911XXX
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    meatlof ready bauss
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:16:43 No.287912XXX
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    >>287911887
    you fuckin' what?
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:16:53 No.287912XXX
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    Oh, and by the way, I took a shit in the fryer. Good luck making service on time.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:17:10 No.287912XXX
    fuck all of you so called chef's. I'm a faggot with a salmon.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:17:29 No.287912XXX
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    >>287911738
    I SAID GET OUT NIGGER!!!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:17:38 No.287912XXX
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    >>287911736
    Shaun when are you going to stop defending him?
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:18:18 No.287912XXX
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    ALLRIGHT KITCHEN LISTEN UP

    Mains away on table 3
    one lobster,
    one salmon,
    and two langoustine

    yes?
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:19:41 No.287912XXX
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    >>287912176
    But Sir.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:19:57 No.287912XXX
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    lobster up, time me
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:21:17 No.287912XXX
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    langoustine up
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:21:41 No.287912XXX
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    >>287912176

    Yes, chef!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:21:42 No.287912XXX
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    >>287912349
    >>287912349

    cheers, chef! this is fucking incredible
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:22:07 No.287912XXX
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    'Ey chef! Here's some tasty fishballs.

    While others exhausted their ingredients from "The best parts", I used what was left of them.

    Fishbones still had plenty of meat on them so I cleaved them into fine powder while meat was nicely mushied in the process. Potato peels are just as good as the rest of of it, so I powdered those too, mixed the peel powder with fishbone+meat-powder, Moisturizde them good and serve them with olive oil and a little bit of potates.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:22:20 No.287912XXX
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    Here's the langoustine chef
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:23:33 No.287912XXX
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    SALMON COMING YOUR WAY CHEF
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:23:38 No.287912XXX
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    >>287912488
    >>287912349
    lobster cooked perfectly chef,

    WHERES MY SALMON?
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:23:59 No.287912XXX
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    >>287912176

    fuckin cracka, where's my order, where''s my fried chickunz

    i wanna talk with the manager
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:24:05 No.287912XXX
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    Salmon up.
    What's next?
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:25:07 No.287912XXX
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    >>287912716
    try and be a bit quicker yes?
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:25:47 No.287912XXX
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    Chef...Imma an hero!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:26:05 No.287913XXX
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    Three orders o' fried chicken.
    Two glasses o' grape drank.
    Half a watermellon
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:26:31 No.287913XXX
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    ORDER UP

    mains away on table 4

    two pork belly,
    one lamb

    HOW LONG ON TABLE 4
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:26:54 No.287913XXX
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    3 minutes Chef!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:28:04 No.287913XXX
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    Hello Children.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:28:05 No.287913XXX
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    scallop's up
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:28:18 No.287913XXX
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    >>287912763
    ONE CHICKEN STRAIT AWAY FOR THE NIGGER ON TABLE 5

    how long?
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:28:38 No.287913XXX
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    >>287913013
    I got yo chicken
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:29:06 No.287913XXX
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    Need any bread chef?
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:29:50 No.287913XXX
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    >>287913114
    >>287913253

    TAKE THIS SHIT BACK

    when did you hear me call for salmon and scallops?

    LISTEN CAREFULLY, YES?
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:29:50 No.287913XXX
    >>287913278

    ITS >STRAIGHT< CHEF YOU FUCKING MONG!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:30:02 No.287913XXX
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    >>287913013
    Here's da rest yo' chicken foo'
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:30:20 No.287913XXX
    Two orders of Kurobuta pork belly walking to the pass, Chef.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:31:07 No.287913XXX
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    >>287913317

    JEAN PAUL,

    take this chicken to the nigger on table 5 NAO
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:31:17 No.287913XXX
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    >>287913524
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:31:40 No.287913XXX
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    Here's your Pork Belly, chef!!!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:32:05 No.287913XXX
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    >>287913462
    Did someone say straight?
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:32:32 No.287913XXX
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    grape drink up,
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:32:43 No.287913XXX
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    >>287913524

    cant you move any faster??

    WHERES THE LAMB FOR TABLE 4?
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:33:13 No.287913XXX
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    >>287913486
    >>287913317

    let me try this first, nigga
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:33:31 No.287913XXX
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    Try my new cereal bars.

    Now available in Apricot & Honey
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:34:36 No.287914XXX
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    >>287913462

    STOP

    dont ever question me IN MY FUCKING KITCHEN AGAIN!! yes?
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:34:43 No.287914XXX
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    Now available in Apricot & Honey
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:34:57 No.287914XXX
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    COME HERE. whats this? its FUCKING RAW. DO ME A FAVOR AND GET THE FUUCK OUTTA HERE. LEAVE ME ALONE.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:35:13 No.287914XXX
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    I'M HUNGRY GUISE.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:35:22 No.287914XXX
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    2 more minutes on the lamb; almost there.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:35:30 No.287914XXX
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    Apricot & Honey
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:35:30 No.287914XXX
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    lamb's almost ready chef just gotta cook it
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:36:09 No.287914XXX
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    WHERES THE LAMB FOR TABLE 4?

    HOW FUCKING LONG DOES IT TAKE TO COOK A LAMB SHANK FFS?
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:36:10 No.287914XXX
    Thanks for your request.
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    This thread has been requested 4 times now.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:36:12 No.287914XXX
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    New cereal bars
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:36:48 No.287914XXX
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    >>287913873
    DAAAAYYYMMM NIGGER, This shit is off da chaaayyyne
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:36:54 No.287914XXX
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    try them!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:37:37 No.287914XXX
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    hnnggggggg don't eat the lamb hhhngggggg hhhggghhhhhh
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:37:54 No.287914XXX
    I love these threads so much.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:38:03 No.287914XXX
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    >>287914163
    >>287914144
    not good enough chef, i should have had that lamb 5 FUCKING MINUTES AGO YOU USELESS PRICK
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:38:14 No.287914XXX
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    might be another 3 days and 3 nights before the lmab is ready chef
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:38:40 No.287914XXX
    What's this ? A TV show ?
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:39:19 No.287914XXX
    >>287914478

    Nah, some people like it bloody.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:39:22 No.287914XXX
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    >>287914241
    Sacrificial lamb at the pass
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:40:04 No.287914XXX
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    >>287914410

    someone help that gentlemen, bring him a glass of water
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:40:27 No.287914XXX
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    I WANT APPLES!!! where are my fuckin apples? I wanna know wat they tastez liek!

    > eating in epic restaurant!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:40:46 No.287914XXX
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    LISTEN UP!!!

    mains away on table 6

    one gazpacho
    two lobster,
    two hallibut
    and 3 salmon

    HOW LONG?
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:41:26 No.287914XXX
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    Need any help chef?

    I've came up with an edible paddling pool that is infused with jasmine.

    A roasted pebble with a citrus foam.

    and a chicken that is actually a bear from the victorian era - stuffed with a donkey and fibreglass.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:41:58 No.287914XXX
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    >>287914755

    >two lobster
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:42:40 No.287914XXX
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    *sniff* Lamb's ready chef!!!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:42:56 No.287915XXX
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    >>287914598
    ABOUT FUCKING TIME I GOT THE LAMB

    HOW LONG ON TABLE 6??
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:43:15 No.287915XXX
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    About Ainsley Harriott

    A generation of viewers has watched Ainsley barbecue his way around the world, rustle up speedy meals in minutes and host the longest running cookery series in the world.

    Before launching his TV cooking career, Ainsley worked as a chef in hotels and restaurants across London after training at Westminster Catering College. He worked in the kitchens of Verreys, The Strand Palace, The Dorchester and Browns amongst others, and set up his own catering company – “I’ve worked at every level of the catering business – and I think that it’s an enormous advantage to know how to make delicious beans on toast as well as Lobster Thermidor.”

    In the early 1990s, when Ainsley was Head Chef of the Long Room at Lord’s Cricket Ground a producer asked him to present what became the first of his cookery series, and almost twenty years later, he is still hard at it. Perhaps it’s because Ainsley’s food reflects the needs of real life – it is diverse and delicious but easy to prepare and speedy to cook.

    Ainsley is also a No.1 best selling author and he has sold more than two million books worldwide, with co-editions in Dutch, Danish, Slovenian, Romanian and American. His best sellers include the Meals in Minutes series, Barbecue Bible and Friends and Family. His most recent book, Just Five Ingredients is full of quick, practical and delicious family meals using only five ingredients.

    Beat that Gordon you fuck
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:43:53 No.287915XXX
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    parlez go fuck vous-self
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:44:05 No.287915XXX
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    >>287914755
    Baby away, 6 minutes.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:44:42 No.287915XXX
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    >>287914842
    get yourself on the sauce section chef and HURRY THE FUCK UP

    >>287914715
    i need one apple on table 7

    HOW LONG?
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:45:23 No.287915XXX
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    haters gonna hate
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:45:25 No.287915XXX
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    I can't get apples here? FFFUUU, smell my POOPER dude, also if I don't get some fuckin apples, chef's head will be eatin instead!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:46:15 No.287915XXX
    archive PLEASE
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:46:20 No.287915XXX
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    >>287915193
    6 MINUTES??

    make that 3 minutes, yes?
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:47:40 No.287915XXX
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    >>287915377
    I NEED APPLES ON TABLE 7 YOU USELESS BASTARDS
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:49:34 No.287915XXX
    Thanks for your request.
    It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
    This thread has been requested 7 times now.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:50:00 No.287915XXX
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    >>287915649
    >>287915377
    One apple, coming right up
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:50:12 No.287915XXX
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    >>287915479
    *hmm it'll cook faster in chunks*
    Yes chef!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:50:45 No.287916XXX
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    excuse me sir, can i order cheezburger plz
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:50:59 No.287916XXX
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    Move aside amateurs, my ultimate force of IRON CHEFS is taking over!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:51:07 No.287916XXX
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    >>287915649
    apples are not willing to be served, but we'll see about that!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:51:08 No.287916XXX
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    where are table 6 and 7??

    HOW LONG TO MAKE A FUCKING APPLE?

    hurry up or ILL SHUT THIS KITCHEN DOWN
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:52:02 No.287916XXX
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    >>287916017
    Here you are, my furry friend.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:52:06 No.287916XXX
    Thanks for your request.
    It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
    This thread has been requested over 9000 times now.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:52:28 No.287916XXX
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    >>287915929
    how long on the apple chef?

    the customer is getting grumpy!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:52:47 No.287916XXX
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    will haz wut hez havin'
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:55:07 No.287916XXX
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    >>287916173
    good work on the cheeseburger chef

    BUT NEXT TIME ILL SEND IT OUT YES?
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:55:32 No.287916XXX
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    Table 7 READY CHEF
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:55:36 No.287916XXX
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    archive thissss

    >>287908718
    4chan archive dot org guys
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:55:41 No.287916XXX
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    Apples à la maison, ready!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:55:45 No.287916XXX
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    >>287915479
    Catburger up... 1 more minute on the baby.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:57:01 No.287916XXX
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    >>287914755

    IM STILL WAITING ON TABLE 6

    one gazpacho
    two lobster,
    two hallibut
    and 3 salmon
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:58:06 No.287916XXX
    >>287916062

    THE APPLE'S RAW!!!!

    YOU'LL KILL SOMEBODY!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:58:39 No.287916XXX
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    >>287916558
    good work chef, beautiful apple.

    NOW HOW LONG ON TABLE 6???
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:58:40 No.287916XXX
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    hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)11:59:40 No.287917XXX
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    >>287916173

    WTF is this shit
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)12:00:11 No.287917XXX
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    Could I place an order for delivery?
    >> Snoke !L/btHEGAME 11/17/10(Wed)12:00:18 No.287917XXX
    Thanks for your request.
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    This thread has been requested 10 times now.

    Congrats, your request has just triggered the archival process for thread 287908718

    btw can i haz a cheeseburger with a large cola? thanks
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)12:00:56 No.287917XXX
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ3CkRmGtV8

    All Ramsay fans must see this 21 second clip.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)12:00:58 No.287917XXX
    Table 6 is complaining. You suck chef
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)12:01:00 No.287917XXX
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    who ordered filled eggs?
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)12:01:54 No.287917XXX
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    >>287916900
    The two lobsters from :
    >>287915193

    Say that the baby substitution is up, Chef.
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)12:02:03 No.287917XXX
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    >>287917010
    I cooked a cheezburger!
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)12:03:03 No.287917XXX
    >>287914842
    Oh dear I was drinking tea.

    NEEDS MOAR HESTON
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)12:04:40 No.287917XXX
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    >>287917164
    RIGHT THATS IT

    TOO LONG ON TABLE 6 YOU USELESS BASTARDS

    TURN THE OVENS OFF, CLEAN UP AND GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    this service is over.
    >> Snoke !L/btHEGAME 11/17/10(Wed)12:04:57 No.287917XXX
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    50 cheezburgers please
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)12:05:40 No.287917XXX
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    Chef , one of our diners was caught with this at his table.

    What shall we do?
    >> ­ 11/17/10(Wed)12:05:58 No.287917XXX
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    gazpacho? done
    >> ­ 11/17/10(Wed)12:07:31 No.287917XXX
    shit is done.../thread lol this was fun..i just found a hot chick holdin two lobsters :)
    >> Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)12:09:16 No.287918XXX
    Chef! It's me Heston!

    I've just made an edible disco with a caramel centre.

    A poached partridge with candyfloss potatoes and carrots made of sandals.

    Starter is a soup made entirely of melted down spoons.



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