what are you famous for faggot?

>>278843061


I'm a host on one of the major news networks. Primetime, actually.

Are you from tv, movies, Internet, music, art, business, or porn?

Am I missing an categories?

Male or female?

United states citizen? If not, what country?

What are you famous for?

Are you considered "A", "B", or "C" list celebrity?

more to come

also ur a troll and the game

What are the chances that I've seen you on TV?

Brian Williams you cheaky bastard.

>>278842694
Are you a bullshit troll?

Why /b/?

>>278843528
I'm guessing that's 0% then. BECAUSE YOU LIE.

>>278842694
When did Count Dooku start teaching?

Why wouldn't you use a tripcode for a thread like this?

>>278843895

lolno. He's a nice guy, though. An elitist faggot, but nice.

>>278843803

It depends on whether or not you watch cable news programs?


>>278843963

It's my humor; Most of the jokes I want to let loose I can't because, well, I'll get fired quicker than Sanchez. It's my outlet.

>>278843528

But....

NOW IS PRIMETIME

>>278843528

if you've been here long enough, you should know that this place isnt as bad as you guys make it out to be.

do you let your colleagues know that this place is essentially the secret thoughts of everyone that comes here and not some evil super hacker network??

>>278844641

Not on a holiday, faggot.

>>278844651

It's a lot of things, but no. I can't help but think it'd ruin my reputation.

>>278845668

Yes a lot of things but not some super hacker network..no those days are gone

>>278846230

Most of my colleagues are closeminded fucks who don't even know how to use a computer other than posting on twitter. It'll always be a hacking website to them.

>>278842694

Is it going on a limb to say that you don't work for Faux News?

>>278842694
Barack Obama?

do you smoke marijuana and have you ever experimented with any other psychedelics?

>>278847834
Primetime Major News Network, let's break it down.

Your dave chapelle

>>278844602
So, CNN I'm guessing?

Are we talking to Anderson Cooper?

>>278844651
"secret thoughts of everyone"

That's a great way to explain /b/. Bravo.

carson daily

>>278848069

Pretty much everything except meth. Nothing habitual, though.

>>278848045
Getting sick of reporting about him, tbh.

>>278847834

lolno. They offered me a job in the past, but they have such a bad reputation among the networks that I rejected it.

>>278843528

10 bucks says it's cnn and is probably anderson cooper..

... if so ... (or not) he's a faggot isn't he?

Chris Hansen

Spitzer? he seems like a 4channer

also eery that my captcha has "journal" for 1 word

>>278848388


Nah, Cooper would shit bricks if he read any of the anti-gay/racist shit here.

Do you ever go out to get whores with Spitzer?

So, Anderson,

I quite respect you for spenidng your free time on /b/.

Care to drop a few hints on your show every now and again that your a /b/ro?

>>278849406

>Nah, Cooper would shit bricks if he read any of the anti-gay/racist shit here.

see, cnn

but you didn't answer the question... cmon.. everyone knows..

how does it feel to be contributing to the misinforming of america?

OP is Wolf Blitzer

Nigger

Glenn beck?

>>278849406
Meh, I guess you're right - one of my gay friends doesn't go here because of the 'faggot' use. He just steals pictures from reddit and stumbleupon. Pisses me off.

But anways - a little hint to the network?

Wolf Blitzer?

what are your favorite stories to report over? how do you feel about school shootings? Do you ever have the urge to be all like "And Cho's high score was almost beaten today..."

OP IS WOLF BILTZER END OF STORY

>>278849752


Not Cooper, but I've dropped subtle hints.

>>278849861

Not CNN, but I guess I just sort of revealed my network. Hur Hur.

>>278849872


I try my hardest not to, man. The thing is, most people only hear the shit they want to and disregard the rest - and that's where most of the media is going.

>>278850745
NBC? Are you Chris Hansen? I fucking knew it.

>>278849861
have you ever reported on a chan?

>>278850745
>>278849872

Olberman?

>>278850745
are we talking to msnbc, then?

Keith Olbermann?

OP is Keith Olbermann

>>278851066

Not Chris Hansen, but I suspect he'd be the type to actually look at 4chan. I wouldn't be surprised, he has a pretty dark sense of humor.

not an american..

but if it's not fox or cnn than it must be msnbc

which no one really a gives a shit about anyway... im not gonna continue contribooting to this faggots "investigative" journalism on cyber bullying or whatever the fuck he's onto now.

Olbermann is the best option

Hey man, go ahead and tell us, if you're trolling then you've got nothing to worry about. If you're not trolling, just deny everything when this shit gets mentioned.

>>278851354
>>278851471
>>278851592

hivemind

why are u such a attension whore

I am first poster to suggest Wolf Blitzer.
Here is my reasoning:

After Hurricane Katrina, Wolf Blitzer showed a throng of Katrina survivors, and he said to the camera, "look at all these people. So poor, so black..."

That's totally what a robot would say

lame, op isn't who he said he is.

YOU'RE GEORGE LOPEZ I KNOW IT

ITS THAT BALD MOTHERFUCKER AND WHITE BITCH WHO TOOK RICK SANCHEZ SPOT

>>278851632

Wait maybe he'll see how nice we actually are and will actually comprehend our humor!

...or, y'know, we can start dumping CP.

Ever eat a cock meat sandwich?

Keith Olbermann is too busy hiding under his bed to get online.

>>278851881
No you aren't, faggot
>>278850683
>>278849972

I'd bet $100 that Daniel Tosh is a /b/tard

Rachel Maddow is the most manly person on MSNBC, so...

>>278850745
Oh, schnapps!
I know who you are OP.
We've been barking up the wrong tree.
OP is a Rachel Maddow

>>278851632


To be honest, I actually lol'd pretty hard at the kid who offed himself for being a faggot. Then I had to report on him. It was hard, to say the least.

Why are you here, Mr. DeVito?

>>278852291
I'd bet $100 that he isn't but I'd bet a fucking million the people on his staff are.

>>278852291
probably he is very unfunny

>>278852368
>>278852401
Hivemind

Rachel Maddow is my favorite reverse-trap on TV

>>278852291

No shit sherlock.

i went ahead and backtraced OP everyone, and he's not lying - he's former teen sensation David Cassidy

>>278852816
You dun goofed

>>278852291

He just spoon-feeds whatever is popular to his viewers, most of whom clearly aren't /b/tards. He's a fairly funny comedian overall, though.

>>278852816

I FUCKING KNEW IT

>>278851942
Rick Sanchez was my offensive line coach.

>>278852816

oshi

OP, male or female?

>>278853529


He's one of those guys who can get misinformed very quickly. I actually feel pretty bad about him - he's a pretty nice guy in real life. He's very generous.

do you know Geraldo Rivera?

>>278853916
>>278853916
i have a feeling OP is female

TITS OR GTFO...

>>278854409


He's an annoying cockmongler. In all honesty, I would lol hard if he died.

>>278853916
How would you know? Ive been to his house multiple times. Though I agree he's a very nice man, and can be very generous with his children's friends (myself), he can be quite blunt.
(named myself for identity purposes)

>>278854757
I would love to see Rachel's delicious reverse-trap tiddies.

>>278854868
lmao i hope you are real

Its almost definately Maddow. I have a great deal of respect for you Miss. Keep up the good work.

>>278854868

I didn't believe you until now, OP. But anyone who has worked close to Geraldo Rivera, and, for that matter, anyone who hasn't, understands vividly how much of a pompous cunt he is.

its definitely Will Smith. sneaky bastard

which newswhores have you mounted?

Answer my question bitch!

Have you ever had a COCK meat sandwich?

I hope so much that OP is either Olbermann or Maddow.

God damn, I love them both of them so much.

It's probably just another /b/troll, but damn, I can dream.

>>278855602
I'll bet Ron Goldman likes Geraldo. They look kind of the same and they're both self-promoting azzes

Any thoughts on this guy?

>>278855965
Rick told me he's an ass in person.

I can't say that I watch your show, Rachel, but the couple of times I saw it, I thought it was decent.
I hope you get the chance to cockpunch Glenn Beck.

>>278855965

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE.

He is the worst fucking interviewer in the history of the profession.

>>278855965

He's a true douchebag among douchebags.

>>278855965

You don't have to be a member of the media to realize that Bill O'Reilly is a piece of shit who won't even other interviewing someone he doesn't think he can bully and tell to shut up.

Were you ever on Sportscenter?

Why is Glenn Beck so damn good at getting a massive amount of followers? Sure the people are dumb, but he targets their fears perfectly.

FALL OUT BOY

>>278855602

OP is full of shit, talking about Geraldo and not even hinting at his massive drinking problem? Sorry OP but this game ends here.

>>278855965

Yeah, he pretty much acts exactly like he does on his program. I hope I never have to meet him again.

>>278856972

People like conspiracy theories. He also responds to 90% of his mail - which is surprising, so he keeps his viewers. I can see where his frustration comes from, but he's incredibly misguided, a drunk, and probably a rapist. The few times I've met him he's actually been surprisingly nice, however. I could almost swear he was Jay Karnes brother.

>>278855904

Ron Goldman? Wasn't he murdered? Don't you mean his father Fred Goldman?

I'm sure Fred loves Geraldo, since Geraldo spent every day for a year telling everybody that OJ did the crime.

ok OP does the name Susan Mikula mean anything to you?

>>278857544


I would go to venture about 75% of the hosts who run primetime cable are pretty heavy drinkers, so this is irrelevant.

>>278858029

No I'm pretty sure everyone who knows Geraldo all mention how he's a complete drunkard and obnoxious womanizer. But go on OP, you're in the spotlight, half these fuckers are dumb enough to eat up your shit.

I know most of the people in OP's pic, some of them very well. I'm not sure if I remember correctly the fat guys' name.

>>278858524

Hence "cockmongler".

I could care less about the drinking - one step closer to liver disease. ;)

>>278858029

Damn, that sounds like something that Olbermann would say.

>>278858906

pic with timestamp or gtfo

>>278858906

>>278857965

answer this please

>>278859609

OP's full of shit, don't expect any straight answers.

>>278859923


Not when it comes to pinpointing who I am!

>>278859609

Maddow's scissor partner?

Did you expect that to be the big revealing question?

OP here, it's been fun /b/, but I gotta get to bed. G'night newfags. ;)

>>278860225

I am so sure that this is Rachel Maddow.

Rachel, I don't care if you're a lez, I would totally have sex with you.

But you'd have to wear those chill glasses.

>>278860368

Nice try, faggot. More like ten minutes before I get bored and browse Cracked.

ya'll niggas postin in a troll thread

refusal to answer susan mikula question proves you are rachel maddow, you are clearly avoiding the question because you know susan is your gay lover. if you didnt know susan, you wouldnt be afraid to just say you dont know who she is. like you said, you dont want to answer questions that will pinpoint who you are, so you have indirectly proven who you are by refusing to answer the question. so, either you are a troll pretending to be rachel maddow, or you are rachel maddow.

>>278860877

NO FUCK YOU I SAID I'M OP AND I'M GOING TO BED

>>278842694
lol colbert, you dumb mf

>>278860877

>>278860983

That logic is pretty terrible.

>>278860983

Or C; You're a faggot.

it's totally wil wheaton

>>278861164

>Colbert

>Primetime

Who was it you were calling dumb, shit-for-brains?

>>278860983


Wow, I lol'd. That's the kind of logic that would come from Beck! Look up catch-22, faggot.

>>278861486
>>278861486

Most hateful cunt on TV?

>>278861723

Please, if you're Rachel just post a pic of you with sharpie in pooper. It would be the coolest thing ever.

>>278860983
Or its Olberman and since Mikula is not a secret or anything it makes sense not to rule out maddow when its probably one of the two. Fucking idiot.

I originally thought maddow, but Ill have to say Olberman now because I can't see maddow being all like "faggot faggot faggot". But that of course, could be a clever ruse.

>>278862007

That was me, not OP.

>>278862106

no way bro, she couldn't handle this shit.

>>278862106

she gives me nightmares when i sleep...

Michele Malkin.
Or some other dumb cunt.

>>278862239

Such good logic coming from a retard posting in a troll thread.

>>278862256
>>278862256

I have a question. Do you ever talk politics/news outside of your job or do you just hate hearing about it and when a lot of people you run into inevitabley try to bring it up?

>>278862534

WHAT IS THIS

>>278862534

NO, AVERT YOUR FUCKING STARE GOOD SIR.

>>278862106


Oh God, that was fantastic. You've extended me by five minutes - that was good.

>>278842694
I been trolling /b/ since 10/11/10 yo!

>>278862749


I like talking about it to other people to an extent, but I can't stand the close minded people who won't listen to a word of logic you say. Nonetheless, I'll have a conversation with it about anyone who's level headed. I do have my weeks where I couldn't give a fuck, though.

>>278862927
>>278862927

Keith Trollberman, rip conservative fucktards to shreds. When you FUCKING WASTED Pat Robertson on his Haiti remarks, it was like sweet God Damned poetry to my ears.

Also, Dylan Ratigan has Cenk Uygur for his rants, and that guy is a pretty down to earth news/opinion guy. Go fucking get him a segment, even if I'm wrong on who you are.

lol op give name or your a troll that simple

>>278863437

Cool story OP, lemmie know when you graduate from high school.