Marriage sucks. I will never do this shit again....

she finally went to fucking bed.

do you miss having weekends to actually relax on, or is it just me.

how big is your dick

Truer words never spoken.

holy shit.
to all you young or underage fags out there: never, and I mean NEVER marry. Even if you think you love her. Love dies within the first 10 years of marriage, trust me. fuck them all, but never, never ever marry.

>>271608411

you, me and everyone else brother.

>>271608494
shit, i still have a dick! i forgot because i'm married.

>>271608286

1year marriedfag here, still all cool. But I also wouldn't mind some weekends alone

>>271608286
U have a sex life?

Marriedfag signing in

>>271608596

would kill for 10 years! i obviously picked the short straw, engaged and knocked her up and what i thought was raging hormones is just her real personality. just about half a year of marriage, baby born and i already want to hang myself.

i never knew wat happiness was until i got married. and by then it was already too late.

>>271608782

wife immediately switched to hyper-super bitch mode. i can count the amount of times we've kissed on one hand.

i want to have kids, what's your advice then?

and why can't a bitch take out the trash herself? every female room mate I've had didn't have any problems doing it, but every woman I've lived with in a relationship makes a point of assigning me the task of being responsible for taking out the trash.

>>271608641
>>271608596
>>271608377
>>271608411
>>271608286
ITT: butthurt losers too much of a coward to get a divorce and live their happily ever after and give their wife the chance to do the same.

marriedfag reporting in. Had sex last night for the first time in a week though.

Almost result!

One of my friends got married a few months ago. He was in a bad place, homeless. Christian. No job and going out with this fucking simple bitch for a few months...then bam. She's pregnant, they marry and now they both wallow in absolute despair. Sure they got a free house from our goverment, but to spend the next eighteen years shackled? Not good. If I could go back in time, I would set him up with as many filthy slags as possible and chase him as far away as possible from that christian girl who fucked his mind and life.

>>271609049

assuming you're a guy, if so, find young girl, one who still has a sparkle in her eye, hopes and dreams and that shit. fuck her raw and knock her up. when she freaks out convince her you'll take care of the kid. just get her to give birth and hand it over to you, without getting married. raise it by yourself. kids are fucking awesome, wives aren't.

So when did blowjobs stop for you guys?
When we first married I got head at least once per month. It's been about a year now since it last happened.
10 years married here.

do you have kids?
how long are you married?
how often do you have sex with her?
what was the freakiest sex you had with her?

>>271609226

got married in the first place so can't argue the butthurt loser comment much. as far as divorce, got a baby girl who is the light of my life and i want to suffer the fat bitch for her.

>>271609475

one kid, married maybe 7 months? haven't had a go since last december and probably wasn't considered rape because we were going to be getting married. nothing too freaky, but before proposing she was starting to enjoy a finger in the pooper

22 years in, still wondering why I didn't tell her to piss off 20 years ago. Younguns, heed this thread and all the married angst in it.

>>271608949
Well fuck, I can't even REMEMBER the last time I had sex with my wife. I have a 3 year old son, but I cant really explain how that happened.

>>271609475
Yes
10 Years
2-3 times per month, if I'm lucky
WTF is that?

>>271609367

interesting. can do. will try.

>>271609240
Win

heed the above.
marriage is the end of sex.

2 great kids..next one coming next week or so
Married 9 years
Last sex was when this one was conceived
Under a tree in a park.
my wife is the only women I've fucked who i haven't fucked in the ass too...and i wouldn't want to.

When filing paperwork for marriage, it should have written on it in big scary letters "ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER"

>>271610266
>implying anyone actually read the Divine Comedy or knows where this quote is from.

But still, you have a point there.

>>271609871
Why would you suffer a wife you don't love for your babygirl. Parents teach their children how a life should be lived by setting examples. You are teaching her to stay in loveless respectless relationships. One day, she will be in the position of you or of your wife and you will have tought her that that's allright.

to you assholes calling us butthurt losers:

you don't know (yet) - once you got kids, you want to stay and raise them. they rock.
it's the bitch and the no sex that kills you. and you can divorce her, then you lose the kids forever. no government gives the father the kids.

2-3x/month, with constant bitching on my part.

>>271609909
>>271609909
>>271609909
>I have a 3 year old son, but I cant really explain how that happened.
/thread

>>271610446

Someone call me?

all of you will at some point forget the deep wisdom you are reading here. you'll be so entranced with the sex you'll give her a ring.

bam. game over, literally, once you are married, the sex evaporates.

This is the reason why you marry a young virgin.

I love my wife...sorry you guys chose incorrectly.

so how often do you guys fap?
do you lust after younger women?
what would you do if a young woman made it blatantly obvious she wanted sex with you?

>>271610533

OK, so I divorce, then will probably lose all contact with her cause wife is a bitch. What can I teach her then?

I want to show my girl what it means to love someone. I want to save her from the menial existence my wife will provide, probably never leaving the town she grew up in, never going to university, never travelling, only to grow up and be the closed-minded vapid woman that her mother is and try to capture a man and start the process all over again.

I want to and will show my girl that there is a bright, beautiful world out there.

is it really true that once you get married your sex life dies and your wife gets really fat and stops shaving?

or is that just like a myth and in reality it varies on person to person? because theres a guy at work whose just had his third kid and is 26 and his wife is...... well i wouldnt want to spend the rest of my life with her

23yo/m here and curious

>>271611112
wrong. met the young virgin, dated, fucked like rabbits. married her - bam. sex done.

this story's so common, i think it's just how bitches are. once you give them real security - the ring - they lose most of the drive to attract and please you.