it's not even that bad if you keep your head down huh?

How'd the rape feel?

>>257038466

nice dubs, what landed you in jail ?

>>257039028
Rape happens in Prison. Learn2Sterotype better.

how's your ass hole

Are you in Philly?
Because I met a /b/tard in jail last night :D

>>257038665
what do you mean if i keep my head down?
>>257039028
i didnt get raped, i met some cool people though

how was the toilet?

>>257038466
what were you in for?

>>257038466
what did you get arrested for?
>257039028
That only happens in prison. County or City jail is alright except the beds are fucking uncomfortable and the food sucks. I'm looking at 30-90 days in county soon and I ain't shook. As long as I have some commisary money to buy shit and books to read who gives a fuck. It's like a vacation.

>>257039306
Difference between Jail and Prison in your country, please?

>>257039279
i got a DUI and crashed my car :/ feels bad man
>>257039470
nahhh im in California
>>257039334
its still a virgin

>>257038466
What did you eat?
They gave me Chicken fried steak with brown gravy, white rice, glazed carrots, ice-cold govt. milk, ice-cold govt. fruit punch, and the dessert was blueberry strudel.
The breakfast was nasty though...

>>257040117
what/who did you crash into?

Wow this thread is just horrible, call me at 703-481-6363 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting              703-481-6363      end_of_the_skype_highlighting and I will explain why.

>>5274485

>>257039865
fucking weird bro, you have to pee while people hear you and they can look at you
>>257039931
i got a DUI and crashed my car

Did you fap in jail?

>>257040110

jail is a county lock up. prison is state(longer period of time locked up)

I was playing WoW a few weeks ago ( Yes I'm a WoWfag)
anyway, we were waiting on one of our members who was late to a raid, 20 minutes after he was supposed to arrive he logs on, and we are told that he is not at his house due to his power being out. He is at some shop (forgot the name) that provides internet service and he took his laptop there. Eventually, at a point in our raid this shop closes so he goes across the street to another shop which is also closed but leaves their router on. He is setting outside for the next hour or so play WoW until he goes AFK w/o saying anything, eventually the game disconnects him and we don't here from him for about a week. Turns out he was arrested. Playing WoW in the parking lot of a store is illegal. >.<

>>257040919
Ah, I see. So Monopoly makes more sense now... I always wondered why going to jail was taken so lightly in a family game. I guess that explains it.

>>257040220
they gave me cereal with milk, i didnt want to eat it. and for lunch they gave us like this weird pasta shit and a cookie didnt eat that also
>>257040418
i think i hit a car and they took off, my car was flipped over too

ya get the clap, boy?

>>257040110
Most people in Jail aren't hungry for women-sex because its not prison and have not been locked up for more than 4 years, therefore will not become a fucking faggot.

>>257041949
Or rather, the people in jail don't become faggots, You get what I meant.

>>257040612
nahh i couldnt get hard with guys around me
>>257041168
lolwut?

in the US jail and prison are different. Jail is shorter terms. From days to in some cases a couple of years, Usually its for shorter than 1 year sentences. Jail has less freedoms and amenities than prison. In prison you can move about more, better fed, and have atleast some type of live. Jail for the most part is strict confinement to one room and you will damn near starve.

tell me you didnt drop the soap

how drunk were you

>spent a night in jail

Try a couple of years, pussy. I did 6 months in county when I was 19, then 3 years in the state when I was 20.

My brother just got home last Monday from a 2 year bid in Grovesland Correctional in upstate NY, and my sister is doing six months in the county in PA.

One night ain't shit. I bet they didn't even put you on a cellblock. I bet you spent the whole time in the holding tanks, then made bail. You probably never even got showered or suited.

>>257042781
i didnt shower that night
>>257042896
i blew a .15, and im under the drinking age.. i past all the stupid test but didnt past the breathalyzer test

>>257043692
cool story bro.

>>257043692
wow that's so cool

>>257043692
>>257043692
Sounds like a family full of win. Wish I was a guard I bet your sister is a good rape victim.

>>257043692
nigger detected

PROTIP: Always refuse the Breathalyzer. You spend the night in jail, but if you're drunk you spend the night in jail, go to court, get fined, and have a suspended license.

>>257045116
Why would you even tell someone that you did ONE night? You just sound like you're showing off or something.

Protip: If you ever go back to jail, whether county or state, do not ever mention your "one night", and DEFINITELY don't say it in a way that makes you sound like you have experience being locked up, or you know what jail is like.

They will eat you alive.

So just act like it never happened, and stop fuckin' telling people about it.

>>257043692
nigger

>>257046778
but dont they make you take the breathalyzer test, if i wouldve known that i wouldnt have taken it
>>257046958
wasnt trying to sound badass

>>257047016
>>257046303
Niggers don't type that well.

I'm white.

Also, >>257045979
My sister would cut your fucking throat out in a heartbeat.

FIND OUT WHERE OP WORKS AND SEND THIS THREAD TO HIS BOSS!

>>257049085
lolwut?

>>257048706

>>257049085
lol inb4 /b/ ruins another life

>>257049472

OP took it in the ass for atleast 5 hours

>>257050431

>>257049085
unless op is a cop or works for a school or something, his boss isnt going to fire him for a low level crime that he hasnt even been convicted of yet

So OP how did you got out of jail? Did you made bail?

>>257051380
i was released after about 10 - 12 hours i was arrested

What did they serve for breakfast?

>>257051380
i gave my virgin asshole to several of the guards then i blew the warden under his desk

>>257041485
Have you ever tried the frozen bagel and Soy pork patty special?

Nasty.

Why you walking funny?

>>257052318
Problem is that once you're booked into jail, you're stuck there until you see a judge. Did they simply released on a Desk Appearance Ticket or something?

>>257052318
All they did was throw you in a drunk tank for a few hours to sober up. That ain't shit. You just went into a holding cell, slept for a few hours, then got sent home. You probably won't even get your charges for like 3 months.