>>256173419

Why tosh.0 sucks.

why is your show so fucking terrible compared to web soup?

Why is your show such a piece of dogshit?

Why does Tosh suck so badly...?

Why does he always wear those weird grandma jackets?

Why is Tosh such a douchebag?

>>256173608
>>256173604
>>256173581
>>256173558
I'd say pretty hivemind in here, tonight...

When is Chris-chan getting his web redemption?

>>256173581
Web Soup sucks balls... seriously... seen the dude at a bar once, huge ball sucker... i'm pretty sure at least

if i suck daniel's cock, will he cum undeserved fame into my mouth thereby making me famous?

As a production assistant...does his not being funny come naturally, or do you force that out of him?

What is the meaning of life?

How often do y'all get censored by the execs and shit?

and fuck all you hivemind haters

hes gay isnt he

am i super high or is dude in blue shirt's eyes super rad, as if he's really high as well

does this nigger tosh have some kind of fake hair he puts on for the show?

he used to be bald as shit

Consider the function, f(x)=ln(3x^2+5x-2), and, g(x)= sqrt(3x^2+5x-2)

(a) Find the domain of f(x) and g(x). Prove that, g’(x)/f’(x) = g(x) / 2.

(b) If, h(x)= exp(x), find the area, A, under the function h(f(x)), in the interval, [1,5].

(c) If, h(x)=x-1, and k(x)=g(h(x)) Find the domain of k(x). Find k’(x^2),k’(2).

>>256174192
>>256174192
what did he suck your dick or something?

How many jokes, on an average night, do you fuckers steal from 4chan?

When is Jessi Slaughter gonna get her web redemption? Will the skit end with popping a glock in her mouth and making a brain slushy?

>>256173700

I think you mean Douchebag.0

>>256174368
I think he's a pretty funny guy just naturally... you have to remember he's a shitty actor, and most of the stuff he talks about is stuff we make up as a team... so in otherwords you're saying I'm not funny, which I don't mind long as I get paid

TROLL

10/10

when is boxxy gonna be on tosh.o?

Does being a PA suck as much dick as it does in the film industry?

>>256174669
>implying hair doesn't grow

He seems like he would be a douchebag in real life. Is he?

is tosh aware hes hit his hollywood peak?

>>256175058

The fact that PAs are writing material is proof of a shit show.

>>256174782
I do browse /b/, obviously. But /b/ is full of so much bullshit, and really does take hours and hours to find anything half way worth a shit for putting on the show. CollegeHumor and Break are much easier and usually my go to clips. I usually have only 1 clip a week that I actually picked out, the rest from the other assistants

>>256173419
from 2006 huh?

>>256173928
What does hivemind mean? Is it when someone has the same idea as another person at the same time?

websoup isnt all that great, kinda funny but its too goofy. tosh is waaaay better and he is kind of a dick, making the show funnier. pussyfags would like websoup

>>256175961

what are you and idiot

would you just kill him and end all this shit?

My question OP,
is how can I fuck Daniel Tosh?

>>256175226
Boxxy will never be on Tosh.0, unless we get super super fucking deprived of something to show. She's just not entertaining.

>>256175227
It's not as bad. Since we're together here for a long span of time on the same set, compared to films where you're only there for a couple of months going to different locations... we're a tighter group for sure.

>>256175403
Yes and no

Dear Tosh.0

Why are you such a faggot.0?

Do you like stealing jokes from 4chan or is it just something you do on occasion.0?

also.0, why don't you go die in a pire.jpg.0

Signed

Anonymous.0

>>256175961
basically

>>256173419

Hey bro fucking wicked story!! Can I have your autograph?

IS WHAT NO ONE WILL EVER SAY TO YOU

>>256176810
Aight

I don't watch TV fuck you

>>256176673

lawl yes and no. thats a shame. I hoped it was all a character he plays on screen.

>>256176673

>Question was: Is he a douchebag in real life?

answer you gave >yes and no.

my response

tosh needs to give away money to me that is all.. :)

will jessi slaughter be on any future tosh.0 episodes??????
>>256173419
>>256173419
>>256173419

Tosh WAS a decent comedian until he did that hour long special.

The thing about most comedians (Cook, Mencia) is that they amplify their style to where it is over-done. I noticed the same with Tosh and his special. Of course, that's how you get a show on Comedy Central. Does anyone remember Mencia's 2001 Comedy Central Presents? Nowhere near as terrible as he became.

>>256176461
Long Beach bars, don't bother with the clubs

I LOVE Tosh!

Who the fuck are those white guys?

I get the feeling you guys are all just a bunch of fucking newfags. How off is that?

>>256176673
lol my question is answered with 'yes and no'

i now leave this thread knowing as much as i did coming into it.

>>hey OP

>>you're an faggot >how do you like that

>also, go fuck yourself

>an hero >on cam pl0x

>>256177751

youre the namefag GTFO

>>256177448
What if I approach him topless after a show?

Does Daniel mind that he has so many gay fans?

Will he apologize to them for the fact that we rented "The Love Guru" in the vain hope that we might see him naked, and instead we saw "The Love Guru"?

Can I hold his hand?

Its 4chan in video form with a sarcastic douche narrating every lats piece of decent content into the ground.

I love it. And yes its better than web soup but only because chris hardwick is just a terrible 'personality' not becaues your jokes or content is better.

>>256176673

tosh is edgy, racist and equal on all the hate. people who get butthurt easily would not like this show, keep up the work tosh staff. not everyone has the time to waste browsing the net for funny shit all day most bfags i here, your show gives good clips

>>256177925
>implying that this is a legit trip and you're not just a newfag.

>>256177847

haha that's what I was saying.

>Is he a douchebag?

"Well...yes and no"

Swell.

Is President Bush a thieving lier and actual terrorist himself?

>well, yes and no

THE FUCK

is he nice? :P

Chris Hardwick forevahhhhhh <33333333

>>256177350
Well he's a funny guy, and very creative... but he's also the boss, so being a dick is just natural I suppose.

>>256177408
She's a huge hit right now, chances of her being on a future show are probably slim. We've talked about it and just isn't the kind of territory we want to step into. But racism, sexcism, and all that other shit is I suppose.

>>256177430
Don't even compare Mencia to Daniel

How often do you leave work in a pit of despair knowing that what you had done that day was not funny?

How much weed do you guys have to smoke in order to ham up that bullshit laughter in the background at his unfunny jokes for ~22 minutes of programming?

How does one come to work with tosh? Do you feel like you're living the dream?

so i'm guessing the first 5 comments posted are going on tosh,0

How many clips do you go through every week to get to the final cut for the show? What's the process like?

Go fuck yourself namefag. Get off my /b/

So, how many children does Tosh usually touch inappropriately on a daily basis, on average?

I bet it's a lot.

>>256178419
that's better than 'yes and no'
thanks for answering haha.

>>256175797
Do you visit other parts of 4chan besides /b/?

>>256178857
this isn't even that old, like, this is today old you fucking newfag.

dear op

why would you come here?
are you like fucking retarded or something?

you should put chris chan on the show and give him a live action sonichu adventure.

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/CWCki

wiki of chris' obvious greatness.

>>256179177
(me again)

>>256178419
When did you guys realize you could get away with so much racist humor? It's awesome.

>>256178582
No. I've worked on other shows, movies, commercials etc... Just something you get used to. Being infront of the camera is a different story. I had a friend that got this gig, and he brought me in with him, didn't even have to apply. Pay is decent, but no alot like alot of people would assume.

How many times does tosh give it to you in the ass a week? Do you get paid overtime? What's his orgasm face like?

>>256179298
y u so mad

QUIET FAGGOT

I AM CONVEYING RAGE

>>256179298

When did I say it was old? I called you a namefag, which you are. No go fuck yourself.

Does he try to sound like the biggest fucking twat ever or is that his normal speaking pattern? Also does he get a boner from listening to a laugh track all day?

How much weed do you guys have to smoke in order to ham up that bullshit laughter in the background at his unfunny jokes for ~22 minutes of programming?

how close is tosh to stewie griffin

>>256178419

Oh, but I DID. I'm just disappointed Tosh could fall into the same formula as Demetri Martin and the aforementioned comedians (even if Cook never got a show, but I hope you know what I mean).

Maybe I'm just being pretentious about mainstream comedians, but I really do feel the comedians' styles and jokes become over-done and unoriginal.

>>256179198
I'm into cars, so I go on /o/ when I super bored like tonight. But generally no, normal 4chan boards are pretty boring.

>>256179602
Kinda just dipped our toes in. Granted the last episode one of the execs didn't too much care for... but fuck it, they're making money so they don't give a shit. We would love to go "over the line" and get even more media attention.

What are the hours like? Seems like you would accidentally do research dicking around at home.

Who the fuck is Tosh.0?

>>256180176
>implying this trip wasn't made for the sole purpose of identifying who the real anon's are.

>>256173419

What the hell is Tosh.0?

Make a thread on >>>/tv/ and crosslink us over.

>>256181010
>tripfag
>real anons

agreed Tosh is way worse than Mencia, and I think Mencia's actually a pretty credible comedian,

I like his orginality and style. mencia just flows with jokes that people like tosh aren't capable of. tosh is too loud more over the top, like Cook actually..

ITT: Tosh.0 douchebag creates 7 minutes of free programming, which is barely within the show's budget.

WE NEED TO COORDINATE AN ATTACK, NOT JUST GO THERE 10 MINUTES IN "SCATTERED" GROUPS AND POST "YOU'RE GONE THIS IS A DDoS ATTACK" UNDER THE USERNAME 4CHANRULES.

>>256181602
More then 1000 people used this trip today faggot.

>>256180676
Whatcha going to do man, he's more free with his jokes, making more money now than ever, and is becomming a celebrity. He could of just stayed as a down to earth Club comedian so he wouldn't "sell out", but then not have 80% of what he has now. And I don't really know him pesonally, I met him after I got the gig.

>>256180605
Wish I could smoke weed, if I did at work I would get fired. You would be suprised how often they have random dog searches, kinda fucked up

>>256181660
bracing for impact

Hairspray.

>>256181660

Get out.

>>256181271

SUCK.MORE.DICK.YOU.FAGGOT.THIS.GUY.WORKS.FOR.TOSH.0.OR.IS.A.TROLL.EITHER.WAY.HE'S.A.FAG.AND.NOT.WORT
H.15.SECONDS.LET.ALONE.ALL.THE.TIME.ITT.

>>256176673

Entertainment is secondary to ratings. Get her on, make sure the fucktards here know, and that episode will get more viewers. Simple.

>>256181842

Random dog searches for weed in-studio?

Now I know you are full of shit.

/thread

>>256180851
Hours aren't bad, 8 hrs on a normal day, sometimes 10-14 on a day that we're shooting. I don't even know why I'm here right now, last thing I usually want to do is go on the internet... but Im kinda drunk and can't sleep.

>>256181660
You do understand how much material Mencia has stolen from "real" comedians, don't you?

>>256181773
1000 PEOPLE YOU DONT SAY YOU SURE ARE IMPORTANT ON THIS HERE ELECTRONIC NETWORK MESSAGE BOARD THAT YOU JUST STARTED USING LAST MONTH IM SORRY TO HAVE OFFENDED YOU SIR

cruise control bro

>>256181660
TROOOOOLLOLOLOL

>>256182444

/b/ and Jessi have already got enough airtime. Cancer, newfags, blah blah etc.

>>256183023

I wasn't saying it was a good idea, I was just pointing out that this troll's explanation was bullshit.

That sounds like a kick-ass gig, getting paid to browse the internet, finding all the funny shit and regurgitating it in capsule form for television...how would I go about getting a job like that?

My dummy e-mail is infographsforme@gmail.com if you want to correspond further...I'm very serious about my interest >:]

Pic unrelated, but awesome

>>256182647
newfags don't understand why there are rules stickied.

>>256182444
If /b/ was as big of a force as everyone on here thinks it is, then it would be all /b/ material and inside jokes... but it's not. To the normal person Boxxy is just a weird sounding girl, not funny, not hot... just weird. Now if she were to shit her pants while wearing a skirt, doing downhill louge racing... that would probably make it on.

Did Apple ever say anything about Tosh smashing that iPad? Or was it a fake?

>>256182796

not joking man, mencia is high class when it comes to comedy. one of my friend knows the producer and he said that mencia literally works 30-45 hour workweeks, which is a lot for a comedian if you know anything about the industry.

also, tosh is just too loud. face it , you know it's true moron. he stabs at jokes, trying to make them work purposedly, wayyy too pressing, doesn't make it funny

bsically, tosh tries WAY too hard while mencia is more natural, although mencia also puts more work into his material...

I could have sworn Tosh was going bald a while back. Does he wear toupees or has he been using Rogaine? Or did he go to Bosley?

>>256183023
Boxxy never was on /b/, so there doesn't need to be a connection.

>>256183753
nigga please, just because you came in here on time to troll some girl doesnt mean your LOL PART OF LEGION, fuck off faggot

>>256184027
You sir, are a fucking moron. I'm sure it does take a lot of work, artfully ripping off other comedian's jokes and passing them off as your own. And Tosh is fucking hilarious. Have you ever seen his standup? Mencia is the one who yells his material at the audience, Dane-Cook-style. Dear god I can't believe I'm seriously having to explain why Tosh > Mencia.

NOW GET THE FUCK OFF 4CHAN CARLOS MENCIA'S MOTHER.

>>256183709
You start off as a P/O for whoever needs it. Then you aquire experience and bullshit "sjills" bla bla bla... and you get hooked up on gigs from friends generally... it's hollywood, it's all about who you know. Chances of you applying for a "cool" job and getting it are slim. Sitting behind a computer all day is not fun, hurts your head, and has a nice case of hurting hands on the side. And then production day comes and you're running around like a chicken with your head cut off, trying to get this or that.

>>256182639

Thanks for the answers man (I was several of the questions). From a guy in the CG film industry it's interesting to hear what it's like on the other side of entertainment. Good luck with ur career and grats on making it into a pretty sweet show. Hope you get to move on up someday.

>>256181660

will tosh fuck my girlfriend?