bamp

Throw her a concert

strippers, a lot of them D:


oh and you know who it is OP

how about "mass an hero in front of her house"?

Hire a rapist to do his job.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TugslL45aXk

hookers

>>254045874
and also, OP IS A FAGGOT

Send her a cake that has her cp pic painted on it with the icing

make fliers and post all over town, invintations, facebook pages all inviting people to her adress for a big party

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DO STUFF THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE
>order pizza to their house hurrr

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epic win
>>254046348
>>254046348

but /b/, if you come near his daughter, guess what?
CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

How are you going to solve this?

We should send her a nice cake.

http://www.poopsenders.com/

That is all.

antrax

order justin bieber her house

have fun in grade 8 this year

>>254046069
>>254046069

that!

send that goat thing.

this------->

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT85XPTUTVw

SEND HER A DELICIOUS CAKE

>>254047667
fuck off cunt

>>254047869
SHE'D HAVE TO EAT IT.

family reunion...

Buy her a coffin

send cake!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>254048265

rofl

>>254045130
gay. stupid shit like this is whats gonna get the internet regulated. pick your battles. this bitch is just retarded

Send cards with pic of dad and ya dun goofed

send her a massive order of pizzas
not just pizzas
but dozens of orders enough to have a pizza guys there all day
and send her a cake with a stripper inside of it holding a sign that says "anon "

>>254045130
Mail her a giant cake that's in the shape of a cyber poilce.

>>254048849

it'll probably happen along the line anyway, just enjoy it while it's not.

TOMORROW ON FOX NEWS:

INTERNET EXLPOITS TROUBLED 11 YEAR OLD

Throw a big party at Chuck E chesse but we put
drugs in the cake and then rape her :D

HEY,

sending dead animals in boxes wont work, they will just stop opening them after the 2nd box. derp.

>>254048265
coffin ftw
also doubles
double coffin?

I think we should do something nice for her. No, I'm not whiteknighting, I just think after being epically trolled, doing something nice will confuse the fuck out of her and her parents, thereby trolling them further.

we can find out what kind of car her dad drives and sell it on Ebay and cragslist...

>>254049527

Lol yes.
Arrange herses to pick them up from their house for a themed party.

http://gawker.com/5590166/11+year+old-viral-video-star-placed-under-police-protection-after-death-th
reats?skyline=true&s=i

Use this.

order her some pizzas. wow. what a bunch of numb nuts

>>254049538


+1

>>254049538
THIS
THIS
THIS
THIS
THIS

>>254049538

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>>254049538

put your boyfriends dick back in your mouth
we don't want to hear you talk

Get police costumes, show up at house and pose as the cyber police, bring video camera, profit

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>>254049538
i like this idea

Send her a giant warrant for arrest from the Cyber Police or a cardboard box with sharpie on the outside saying "Backtracing Device"

until this bitch an heros this has not produced enough lulz so dp whatever u can to make her an hero

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same white knight fag. go back to sucking your moms tit

>>254049538
how do i act nice??

say that she's sick and needs a prayer group to come over and sing with candles.

OP here, keep the idea's flowing in im updating the list, I'll post the new list when this 404's

>>254050853
Send her a cake and flowers with chocolate and some CD's and dolls 8D

How about we kill her dad then send the head to the house with a letter on it saying. "Looks Like We Found Him First"

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>>254049538

samefag gtfo

send dead animals TOWARDS her house, are you mexican or something?

>>254045775
i've seen that fucking band.

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>>254050085

Glad you all approve. Expanding further, maybe the way to go is order actual birthday stuff for them. Send a cake, balloons, whatever shit little girls who think they're fucking teenage sluts like, I dunno. Just throwing shit out here. What does anon think?

Buy many sex toys and send to her house.

Do fireworks for her

Stand out in front of her house and have a large block party

Send lots of birthday cards

>>254049538

This.

It doesn't need to be really nice, I just think we should try to get them to wonder what the fuck is happening instead of continuing the usual stuff. I mean it's her birthday it has to be something special.

stand in front of her house on the street and just talk to one another.

>>254051560


SEX TOYS
DO IT

i like num 3

Someone dress up as an cyber police.

Go to her house, kidnap her.

Take her to pre-determined location where anon's throw a huge birthday bonanza!

Fun for the whole family?!!?

make "jessi slaughter pregnant with justin beiber's baby" top google search

>>254052284

google searches already been done, people look over it and go "Meh" and then they continue

Get that faggy band she likes to play a life concert for her. Do nothing the next day. After that unleash hell and use ruin life tactics at full force.

>>254049538
This anon is wise
an outpouring of love will be very confusing for them

>>254051902

implying anons would actually dare to appear in person

>>254051821
fucking A, I know what. send her birthday cards. Actual nice birthday cards you would send to a 12 year old who you're not trolling.

But sign them anon, so they know who they're from.

offer her a live pig/goat

>>254048055

I am almost 12 and what is this?

-------IDEA---------

What about birthday presents? From, www.poopsenders(dot)com

I like where this thread is going. The usual order pizza / prank call her / kill her pets / shoop noodz / herp her derp gets old fast. I like the idea of actually confusing her and fucking with her mind.

ORDER FLESHLIGHTS

SEND TO JESSI

??????

PROFIT

Gather in front of her house and sing her a sweet birthday song

>>254052942
newfag doesn't know about the Scientology protests.

that said it's a really stupid idea, given their house is under police surveillance.

>>254049538
give her a shitload of kittens

>>254053138
Should we put money in them?

Creigslist ad with there number and address, for whatever.

cacke with claymore

>>254053632
Rule 0
I ain't subjecting any cats to that fucking hellhole.

You can send personal message cards all over the world for next to nothing these days. A shit load of cards with the same thing on the front would be a good idea. Perhaps of her dad pointing on the video, perhaps some form of message.

Just an idea...

Sed them letters like this. But with happy birthday on it, maybe a little message.

And at the end put we dun goofed.

>>254045130

As far as mailing shit goes, make sure not to mail from your real address. Make her address the return address and then don't stamp that shit (make up a destination). They'll "return it" to her. It's free untraceable mail.

Ok, some brave anonas and usually one femanon need to buy a large check. A grand sized one.

Show up at her door on her birthday, present check and say something along the lines of "You're the recipient of $5000 dollars for the rest of your life! Congratulations!" present check and go all out with the info.(similar to those infomercial things)

But its just a thought.. im sure on the spot revision can make this plot more plausible.

I guess I missed this shit. Why are we hating on a 12 year old girl exactly?

Get that emo band she's obsessed with to play live for her.
Scream rape afterwards.

>>254053464
see
>>254046754

>>254053583
>Implying Scientology protests were a high point in /b/'s history

>>254053638
If you want. But I was thinking postcards would be better than something with an envelope, since with the parents shitting brix, they'll probably be suspicious of anything they can't immediately see what is.

They're also cheap and pretty much untraceable.

have a airplane write i love you jessi above her house from anon rofl

http://gawker.com/5590166/EXCLUSIVE-Gawker-apologizes-to-4chan

i say we order her a huge picture of our beloved leader...

that should be random enough

SORRY ILL BE TOO BUSY PLAYING STARCRAFT 2

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>>254054412
cause its really really funny

>>254054719
>implying they weren't.

kill her,derp derpi derp

You just dont fuck with anonymous

>>254054089
I like it, but instead of $5000, we give her 5000 Internets. Hell, make it over 9000 internets.

Give her a box of dead rotting kittens

>>254053583
let me rephrase:

implying that anons would actually dare toappear in person except when being moralfags

>>254054763
fuck, if an anon with the cash to make this happen were to do that, they would be the new king of /b/

>>254054998

facepalm.jpg

>>254055397
some of us see trolling this girl's parents as a moral issue.

Lets go find some cow shit and send it to her house.

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>>254055198

Yeah that sounds better. I was just throwing out a base plan and as i said, revisions can be made to make it more fitting to /b/'s desires.

>>254055341

you seem to forget that anon loves cats. Fuck you.
A box of dead puppies is fine however.

So, check this out. What do you think of this:

- Call EVERY pizza, chinese food delivery, pest control and plumbing co in a 100mi radius to all arrive as the same time.

Chris Tomkinson style (for those that remember in the PLA days.)

Seriously. Would be epic. All it takes is a matter of calling everything in a 100mi radius on Google to go to the same address (or neighbors).

Who's in?

How about we all just reap her and be done with it.

>>254055906
10 sounds good

>>254055198


>>254055962 referring back to this post

I take back that internets are better. it needs to be cash so they try and cash the thing and then fail, miserably.

Call her all day and say we don goofed and ask for her dad not to report us to the cybur police. cause i seriouslly have alot of loli and i just dont know wut do.

send her a cake with an exhumed corpse inside....

Call her all day crying begging for her dad to call of the cyber police! then massive takeout food rape them

>>254047667


You must be new.

5. profit

#10 sounds gud

>>254055745
THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON /b/?!?!

>>254057089
and ask for battletoads!

Kidnap her and take her to Disneyland? Anons dress up like Pedobear and stalk her throughout the park.

OP DELIVERS!

http://tinychat.tv/goodtaste
http://tinychat.tv/goodtaste
http://tinychat.tv/goodtaste

My spin anon Edited:Call her and her dad all day crying begging for her dad to call of the cyber police! then massive takeout food, stripper and limo rush

>>254057426

We're aiming for randomness, but also rationality.

Lets get her a fourth perfect boyfriend!

>>254055906
10 sounds good, feel free to include 7 as well.

http://gawker.com/5590166/Jessi-Slaughters-Birthday-plan

>>254055906
>>254055906
I think you can just take out the other ideas, and just leave the being nice.

The being nice to fuck with their minds seems to be the one thing we can all agree would be most lulz worthy, as well as somewhat original versus the other stuff which is pretty much all stuff we've done before to someone or another.

Also should probably explain in the info graph the primary purpose of being nice is how much it will fuck with their heads, otherwise people who didn't see this thread might just assume the infograph was made by some whiteknight faggot.

This is what we do

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Kate's_Party

lol>>254057723

>>254055906
>BE CREATIVE, DONT MAKE UP THINGS THAT WE HAVE DONE BEFORE
>#2 is still on the list

Dear god...

You people are really going overboard on this whole Jessi thing....

She is ELEVEN years old people... Leave her alone.....

>>254057952

FUCKING THIS

/b/ never really goes after the kids, its so their parents .. whomever WAKE THE FUCK UP

Aw c'mon /b/ I mean just leave her in the dumpster for now!It just seems that OP and the others behinds this are either really bored or just want to see her cry badly...Perhaps both..

poopsenders.com

>>254057304
I think you misunderstood. I mean trolling them is what our morality demands, because they're such awful, self-absorbed, obnoxious people and need to be taught a lesson polite society is unable to teach them. Hence why I compared this to the Scientology thing.

so if there was a little 11 year old kid killing people would you want the police to leave him/her alone? i dont think so :)

we can through a huge party at her place on facebook and invite everyone from the hometown

>>254058245

Lemme put it this way: If you had an 11-year old daughter that said "suck my non-existent penis" and "Get AIDS and die" on the internet, would you let her slide with no punishment???

Set up an offshore banking account and ransom her noodz

OP here: So #7 and #10 if we agree on this? I can make a huge description out of it

All of these are stupid ideas. None of these are lulzy. Just keep sending her hate until she becomes an hero. Simple as that.

>>254059281
fuck yea!!!
i need her address and i will do it...
anyone got the info sheet i saw like yesterday??

>>254059297

Yes, of course I would punish her...because she would be MY daughter...

How is it right to fuck with her life and send shit to her house?

>>254057144
lrn2psycology

>>254059892
Welcome to 4chan, you must be new here.

>>254060477
lrn2spell

>>254060865

JUST sayin.

>>254059875
http://jessicaleonhardt.com/
Site

>>254058944
>trolling them is what our morality demands, because they're such awful, self-absorbed, obnoxious people and need to be taught a lesson polite society is unable to teach them

Fair enough. But remember what those protests brought about? Thousands of fucking morons who had never heard of Anonymous started using our name and coming to /b/. Hence, the cancer. Be wary of what you imply.

Side bonus to ten, she will become enamored with us and more nudez.

Srsly 11 year old sized coffin, so when she an hero's they will be prepared.

We send cake will Shooped noods, a dead cat and ruffies and of course the icing has to say you dun goofed

>>254061166
too easy


we have nice dubs though

>>254059892
>http://gawker.com/5590166/11+year+old-viral-video-star-placed-under-police-protection-after-deat
h-th
reats?skyline=true&s=i
>What does her mother think of it?

"I haven't seen it," she says. "I don't even go on the computer."

Yea, see, now WE have a public duty to FORCE the issue.

OMG dont do anything just send her one tiny coffin with a note that says idk: someone make it up

>>254061236
Which is one reason why I said showing up at the girl's house would be stupid, even though I disputed the claim anons would never have the balls to meet face to face.

We send cake will Shooped noods, a dead cat and roofies on the inside and of course the icing has to say you dun goofed

/b/ is not your personal army faggot. I cant wait for you fucks to go back to school.

>>254061215
>>254061215
DOES ANYONE GOT A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT FOR HER??
i need it to make a huge party at her house and i need it to look authentic

I have a great idea. We should get someone who actually understands apostrophes to write this shit down, not a moron.

>>254062115
coffins are fucking expensive

1 TINY COFFIN AND THATS IT... WILL SCARE THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF THEM

>>254055906
FUCK YES 10

>>254062527
You, sir, are an idiot

NUMBER 10 AND A COFFIN!

>>254062157

good enough reasoning for me then. Sincere apologies.

ITT: faggots who don't know how expensive coffins are

Send sex toys

BRILLIANT???!!

>>254061995
make her mother find out what her kids doing on the webz.
legal but lulzy

>>254062216
Nah, i agree with the non agressive attack.
Just confuse them...................................YOU KNOW WHAT!
FUCK IT!
LETS DO IT THE BOTH WAYS!
PRESENTS & DEAD CATS!
LETS DO ALL OF OUR IDEAS!

>>254058245
what u gonna make a video saying LEAVE JESSICA ALONE? common fucking cancerous moralfag

Lets do a Birthday Party all over the world
Every capital city will be partying for katie
and shes the only on whos not invited and also we had a siashow of her videos

massive order of strippers YOU DUN GOOFED IT

order pizza to her house in a way that like a delivery boy comes like every 5 minutes

>>254063335
Rule Zero

How about a bunch of anons in EFG masks go to her house and crash the party? Pretty epic fail, amirite?

Donkey Show!

Hundreds of /b/tards with Fawkes Guys Masks, all holding burning torches. Maybe with birthday hats on? Camp in her garden/street.Simply for teh lulz

I'm in support of the coffin idea. You know, just get a small coffin delivered with a note saying: "You might need this in the near future"

They'll flip THE FUCK out.

NUMBER TEN!!!

I vote for 3.
and otherwise here is my number 4 for a verry dedicated Anon.
dig hole in the lawn.
put dirt infront of house door.
break in to window.
light a fire.

>>254055906
wasn't agreed that we troll her the 15th of every month? make the jpg more specific for the last point. rather than 'a later time' write the 15th next month.

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>>254063335
Rule zero
fucking underage newfag GTFO

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>>254063515

BACK THE FUCK UP ANON, I JUST HAD AN IDEA

We send birthday stuff with... Goofy on it!

>>254063424

>>9774691

5. Profit!

>>254063424
adults dont pay attention to whatever bullshit kids have to say

>>254064469
Oh...yeah...i forgot....i was just saying what other anon said.
Anyways....im also Ok with the Worldwide partey XD

Send her a million I'm Sorry cards

email her dad with over 9000 shooped images of her having sex with guys

email her dad with over 9000 shooped images of her having sex with guys

email her dad with over 9000 shooped images of her having sex with guys

EMAIL HER DAD WITH OVER 9000 SHOOPED IMAGES OF HER HAVING SEX WITH GUYS

i like the stripper idea ;)

>>254065035
see? :
>>254062216

Make her have her best birthday ever anon. Don't be faggots. you all just butthurt because when you were little girls you never got the perfect party you always wanted. Your parents always forgot about your birthday and you father hit you and raped you. Your mother was always depressed cause you father was an alcoholic. YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WE'RE GOING TO DO? WE'LL MAKE HER HAVE THE BEST PARTY EVER. She will have the party we never did. She will feel happy as no one ever has for oner day. Then we rape and kill her.

i like the 1 where we put drugs in a cake and send it to her

>>254065121
her dad has an email? doesn't even look like he's used a computer in his life

OP is a fag

Someone should just go to her house and fuck her till she bleeds, she aparently enjoys that already.

>>254064455
Yeah, but the situation is still fresh. People are still freaked out, so its perfect time for trolling.
>>254064496
...I'm listening

I'd suggest making a road trip, but we did that for Boxxy.

>>254065634
>>254065486

We're trying to be realistic here. You know, since this is SRS BUSINESS.

1.) brain slushy
2.) consequences will never be the same
3.)?????
4) profit
5) u don goofed

Hey OP, update the list. Add the coffin idea.

SEND HER BRAIN SLUSHIES

protip: nobody is going to do anything and you're all idiots for trying to get involved

you will look back on this at some point and feel like a huge faggot for attempting something like this

Send her this thong:
cafepress.com/sockturtle

specifically:
http://www.cafepress.com/sockturtle.459625277

SOMEONE SET UP A PARTY EVENT ON FACEBOOK WITH MOMMY AND DADDY'S ADDRESS.

LEAVE THAT SHIT OPEN TO ANYONE WE COULD MAKE IT MORE EPIC THAN KATE'S PARY!

looks good?

>>254066483

>>254065121
epic win

It has to be a stripper dressed as a cop that way they will let her/him in.

>>254065647
I mean, that's basically the plan, send them Disney birthday cards featuring goofy with something like "I hear you dun goof'd -anon" as the message.

>>254066656

Its spelled "address" you sub-literate fucktard

Send a tiny doll-sized coffin.
An artfag can paint a doll to look gruesome and mutilated.
Attatch a small card, maybe make it look like it was splattered with blood or something, that says "Happy birthday, Jessi. Hope you like brain slushies," or something to that effect.
Just a thought. If done right, it shouldn't be too expensive.

>>254066656
>signed "/b/"

....FUCK YOU.

Some birthday dildos?

can i get a facebook password and email for a fake account for our Jessi??
ill make the facebook arrangements

1.) brain slushy
2.) consequences will never be the same
3.)send coffin
4) ?????
5) profit
6) u don goofed

>>254066656
Sounds counterproductive if you're wanting her to an hero. The most that will do is give her a break to get her mind back in perspective. If you're really wanting her to an hero, keep bombarding her with shit while she's at what she thinks is the hardest part of her life.

>>254066887

Cheap, doable, and potentially lulzy.
Anon, you have just stumbled upon the answer.
+5000 internets for you good sir.

>>254066656

signed dahvie
with pictures of his cock.

also

Voting for horsecock pic in every card.

poisoned cake

else send a molotov cocktail

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>>254068039
I think you underestimate how much suddenly being nice to someone you've been mean to can fuck them up, especially if you go right back to being mean shortly there after (which, knowing anon, we'll be the next day or so).

Im agreeing with the whole be nice for once idea.

>>254068039
Also, I for one don't want her to an hero. Rather, I think given her totally shitty and enabling parents, anon should become a surrogate for her negligent family the way only anon can.

send her a cheque for a million internetz

Now that the following link is up, this would be a GREAT idea....

http://gawker.com/5590166/11+year+old-viral-video-star-placed-under-police-protection-after-death-th
reats

Send her anthrax

send her something lacy and crotchless to pose in

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THIS!

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send strippers. everyone buy one.

I like the confusing them idea.

What if we decided on sending all sending the same thing, like plastic spoons.no reason, just baffling. They'll get thousands.

1) Send her vibrators, dildos, butt plugs, and the like

2) send her custom recorded cards

>>254066483

you must be new here

Better suggestion: Let this die -.-

>>254072558
that would be a good raid for a non-birthday occasion. keep that under your hat for later, anon.

forcibly gauge her ears to go along with that lip piercing

careful though,

THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

>>254049538

This, the timing is perfect.