ORDER UP /B/one carrot soupone prawn cocktailtwo steak and kidney pies one with mash the other with roast potatoestwo casaer saladtwo banoffee piesand a giraffe riding a unicycle
>>253679712FUCK YOU CHEF!
one carrot soup CHEF!
>>253680099
FUCK YOU.ITS LOBSTER NIGHT
>>1500773
>>7417146
two steaks chef!!
>>3746161
>>253681345facepalm, those are raw!
Need more time on the caesars chef!
>>253680708
banoffee pies CHEF!
>>253681345It's fucking rawer than a sushi bar! Look! Touch it! It's STONE COLD IN THE MIDDLE!FUCK OFF, WILL YA!?
>>253679712one prawn cocktail, chef!
SHUT UP YOU DONKEY's
>>253681660>>253681660Sorry chef i need 8 minutes to refire
>>253680708lol win
>>253680345THAT CARROT SOUP IS FUCKING RAW!WHAT DID YOU DO STICK IT IN YOUR ASS?
IT'S RAW!!!
Here's the first casaer salad.
Here's the apple pie, chef
go out to the dining room and eat your fucking burnt scallops!!!
Caesar salads up chef!
jesus juice pls
>>253682132Refired steak here chef!!
>>253682853>>253682174WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESEDO YOU KNOW WHAT AN OVEN IS CAN YOU SPELL OVENWHY ARE YOU HERE YOU FUCKING DICKFACE
>>253679712How long on those steaks guys? SOMEONE ANSWER ME!
MEDIC!!
OMG,chef, ze deep-frier, she'z exploded!
>>253683464
Caesar sallad ready chef!
>>253682813>>253683009Nice and raw, like a caesar salad should be.
>>253683949>>253683949whats wrong now chef?
best thread i've read
>>253683826>>253683841GTFO NOW
So why doesn't Hell's Kitchen find actual chefs to be contestants? Top Chef manages to get some people who can actually make high class food (on the fly, different every episode). Hell's Kitchen chefs can't make dishes that are the same every night.
Gravy Boat reporting, Chef.
I can't take it anymore.
>>253684189READ THE FUCKING ORDERTWO STEAK AND KIDNEY PIESONE WITH MASHTHE OTHER WITH ROAST POTATOESYOU'RE NOT EVEN HALF WAY THEREYOU FUCKING DICKFACE
IT BUUURNS!!! IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS
bump
JOHN DORY UP CHEF
>>253684747>>253684747Chef we didnt prep enough steaks and now we're out of meat
>>253684455WE'VE GOT GRAVY BUT NO FUCKING PIEWHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PIES?THE SALADS ARE OUT BUT THEY'VE GOT NO FUCKING MEAT WITH THEM
hahaha awesome! http://5z8.info/foodporn_ttw>>6642
>>253684807THEN GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN!
>>253683575Yo, chef, you gotta be more specific about the prawn cocktail!
TOTAL here, ready for givin......what the fuck?Aw Fuck my life.I'm not supposed to be in this thread, I'm supposed to be over in the BAWWW thread.Disregard this post, I suck cocks.
>>253685044PUT YOURSELF IN THE FUCKING PIEI DON'T CARE ANYMORE... ITS YOUR SERVICE
>>253684747Ready with mash Chef
I accidently the whole giraffe Sorry Chef
>>253685433Hey, Total! It's me, life! Can we hang out sometime?!
I picked up some lamb on the way home honey.
CAN I HAVE A GRILLED CHICKEN WITH HONEY ON IT?
>>253685433i'll have some Total...
>>253685034>>253685261>>253685571>>253686066*chef ramsay watches in dismay as the order turns to shit... can team /b/ pull it back before the service ends?"
chef i found some more meat and im sorry for the wait here are your steaks
of course you can pay me in gum, its about all my work is worth anyway
I think I got it right this time, chef!
>>253687064>>253687064who the fuck are you? get out my way im trying to cook here!!
steak and kidney with mash
COCKTAIL HERE CHEF!
Is this better chef?
>>253687147WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE?
Chef, I was dicing some pears for the mashed potatoes and this one started talking to me..
Hey Chef!If it turns out to be a giant clusterfuck, just pull the pin on these fuckin things an' throw em at the customers!
There was nothing wrong with that food! The salt level was 10% less than a lethal dose
>>253687412>>253687535THANK FUCK FOR THATTHE REST OF YOU DONKEYS TAKE A LESSON FROM THESE TWO
>>253687549fuck yeah, Mashed Potatoes...tastes as good as homemade
>>253686632"The thing Chef doesn't understand is, I was really in the weeds, I had no support on my team, Garnish was bringing me DVD's and rat poison for the Meat, my pants leg was on fire and my wife was performing oral sex on a man out in the dining room."
FLAN
>>253687937>>253687937Yes Chef!!
roast potatoes chef waiting on the last pie
>>253688434WHEN THE FUCK DID I ASK FOR FLAN YOU PIECE OF SHIT?
Sir! i mean Chef ummI'm not sure how to explain this
>>253688676KISS ASS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPzZ2hHewIE&feature=related
WANKERS.WANKERS EVERYWHERE.
>>253688950DONKEY, GET OUT!!!
GIRAFFE RIDING A UNICYCLE UP CHEF!
>>253688813>>253688813pie here chef
>>118930
someone archive this shit
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Here's the pie chef
"thinks""i sure hope chef likes my pies">>253689799>>253689328
>>253689658request 9 more needed
>>253689285DID YOU EVEN TASTE THIS YOU DONKEY? ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MAN IN A GORILLA SUIT AND A GIRAFFE? YOU WANT TO RUN MY RESTAURANT? GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!
>>253690785But chef.. The Giraffe died.
I ordered a plate of sauteed walrus an hour ago and still haven't received it. Horrible dinner service.
one copypasta.
>>253690785>>253690785Chef the customers that requested the giraffe riding the unicycle have left.
RIGHT THAT'S IT SERVICE IS OVERTHE ONE FUCKING ORDER OF THE NIGHTAND YOU CAN'T GET IT RIGHT... SOMEONE HAS TO GO. MAKE YOUR FINAL EXCUSES NOW.
archive!
THAT'S DISCUSTING! BACK IN LINE.
>>253691486IT WAS DEAD THE SECOND YOU LAID YOUR INCOMPETENT HANDS ON IT!! THIS ISN'T EVEN COOKED PROPERLY!! IT'S RUBBER!! HEY YOU.. YOU, C'MERE YOU.. C'MERE.. get the FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN!!!!!
>>253691903I should stay on this show because I have singing all my life and its the only thing I know and I just... I just really want this Simon please...
*bawwwwwww*
Man, The chef is such a faggot. Just look at all the shit i have to put up with here.
>>253691903>>253691903Chef i nominate the chef that cooked the jon dori he obviously didnt care about team work and brought the service down.
>>2421243
>>253691555i'm sorry sir we are all out of walrus, would you care for some seal instead?
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nice thread
Pedobear here chef
toasting in epic bread
i nominate chef ramsay for elimination, all he did was yell at us and bring us all down
FFS /b/We only missed one pie...We even got the fucking giraffe on a unicycle
What is this? OMG... Right now, I'd rather eat puddle shit than putting that in my mouth.
>>253692760I changed my mind. Feed the seal to this shark and then cook the shark.
>>253692406Why you gotta be like that
Tom, your sweating in the fucking food. Discussting.
>>253693465Seconded
>>253679712Ready to cook chef
What's /B/?
>>253691555MythbustersGTFOFOR INTERRUPTING SERVICE
>>3249853