Before I begin, may I just say: I wrote this on old /b/ day, but for some reason it was word filtering me, and I couldnt crack it.

Google it for its authenticity. Its not copy pasta.

You just lost THE GAME.

It was, ironically as most stories start, a cold and viscously wintery night. I was alone, as I tend to be these days, endlessly refreshing /b/. The occasional lulz were had, but it was a particularly slow night. A particular thread sticks in my mind to this day; it was a baww thread. Yeah yeah I know, these fucking teenagers and they’re ‘problems’. But I’m a teenager. And Ive been feeling fucking horrible for a long time.

So I keep the window open, F5‘ing every minute or so and absorbing all the painful images. Then the OP pops up, saying they must be alone because no one else is posting.

I was alone.

Your story is missing it's plot!!! God dammit OP

>>246592058

Troll. Not me :)
So, noko in the email field I reply. “I’m here OP. What’s the matter /b/ro?” Three minutes past. And there it is, another baw image, and: “My partner left me. I can’t understand why I’m so inadequate.’’

Usual story, those /b/tards that are lucky enough to have girlfriends get their cock stamped on and return to /b/ cancerous and bawwing. The once caring, white knight like instinct in me was gone. In it’s place was a dark and visceral feeling. Images of bridges over head fluttered through my mind and next thing I knew I was trolling them. Pretended I cared for them, set up a private tinychat so we could ‘Share our pain’.

It went on and on as the trust was built. They were telling me about how they’d always cheated on their partner when they were with them, and how they only realise now what they’d lost. The worst part was their partner had no clue what they’d done. More and more treachery and deceit unfolded. And I finally took the plunge and asked them to cam. I mean I wanted to see what someone who does all this and still fucking bawws looks like.

go on

The plot, like gravy, thickens.

It wasn’t until the camera had loaded up that I had realised what a mistake I’d made. This, cancerous baww guy wasn’t a guy at all. It was a girl. It was my just ex-girlfriend.

My girlfriend and I had a perculiar split up. I’d always loved her. Literally bessotted with her. And I still was then. The break up had been about a month before, and it was a largely mutual occurance. The painful love I felt for her in my heart was simply masked by how we’d let our relationship get. Small petty things led to arguments, arguments turned to days of not talking. And it eventually got to be too much.

So there I was. Sitting there, staring at my ex. After she’d just told me she’d cheated on me. She’d only mentioned in depth a couple of occasions. But she said she’d slept with over 7 guys in a 2 year relationship. And blew a lot more than 7.

Take a moment.

http://rapidshare.com/files/286922424/girls_fucked_while_playing_n64.wmv.wmv
these bitches deserved it
125826381

Proceed to Mordor.

Moment is taken

And here’s me. 7 other fucks and countless other sucks. Totally oblivious. I’d kissed the same lips, fucked the same ass, licked the same pussy that have come into contact with that many other cocks. My mind was literally racing, at first it was shock. Then denial, thinking I was being trolled. Someone tracked my IP that knows me - I knew some /b/tards IRL. They’ve just got a .gif of my girlfriend and are fucking with me. But no, that makes no sense. Why the fuck would they have a .gif of her? IP tracking isn’t exactly /b/ type science. Its her. It’s fucking her and Ive been fucking destroyed.

My veins pumped, my pupils dilated, and my asshole clenched. The palms that were previously over my mouth in shock, were bent and curled into rock like fists. My heart was pumping so fucking hard my cock was erect; the pressure had to go somewhere.

I. Will. Get. My. Revenge.

Mordor is taken?

....and then the OP moved in withn his aunty and uncle in bel air?

Straight up.

make posts longer

The wind outside was callous. It sounded like a horror film - the eerie whistle that leads to nothingness. It only helped set the mental scene in my head. I need to fuck her life up. I need to literally make her into a gore thread. I was never really psychotic to be honest. I had mental thoughts of torturing people. Not full on torture, just what it’d really be like to cut someone’s flesh. I hadn’t an arsenal of knives, nor experience with killing small animals. I was pretty much a pacifist little pussy, I mean I like nature for fucks sake. But it wasn’t me anymore. I’d been replaced with a motherfucking death eater, a shinigami, a badass motherfucker that thrives off the taste of blood and self deification. My dad’s diabetic, and had loads of hypodermic needles he used to inject the insulin. He’d just restocked as well, so I had some insulin at my disposal. Being a diabetic, he also had hypokalemia, which means he has a deficiency of potassium. For those who know you’ll already be getting hard - but basically the lethal injection is a mixture of pottasium and binding chemicals that cause death by hyperkalemia (too much pottassium) which basically causes every nerve in your body to depolarise and you die in a sudden wave of pain.

Applause to your grammar, good sire.

Armed with needles as backup for my fists. I drove over to her house. I sat outside for a while. Canvasing the neighborhood for any activity. The weather was at my advantage; it was a ghost town. I called her house phone to check who was in. She lived with her Mum, but she works nights. Luckily she wasn’t in. So I started to think about what she’d fucking done to me again, and the rage built and the tears streamed. I wanted her to think I’d been crying. I gathered all my stuff and put it in my pockets and waistband. I’d grabbed a flathead screwdriver from my car on impulse as well. Needles were too quick.

I knocked on her door, and sure enough, she answered. Wearing the same shit she had on webcam. It definately wasn’t a troll. ‘I miss you, I can’t keep going on without you. Can I come in?’ she let me, and I went straight to her front room, where the computer was. I saw the tinychat room. I just fucking smiled to my self when she rushed past me and closed it down. We talked for a bit, she kept saying I seem strange but, I used the excuse I was broken without her, and she fucking bought it. Over and over. I didn’t know what to do, my heart was fucking mental. All I could think of is how she’d look with a screwdriver through her eye. But I wanted it to be classy, show a bit of finesse. So I bode my time.

WTF?
WTF?
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http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=%68%74%74%70%3A%2F%2F%73%69%74%65%73%77%6F%72%64%2E%63%6F%6D&h=6
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you've to be really dumb if a girl is able to cheat on you more than 7 times

>>246593539
untrue, it can happen

continue OP

> above average intelligence
I'm sure you, like everyone else, think you're special
but do you have proof?

My clothes had gotten pretty wet from the sleet, and her being the slut she is she told me to take them of. I part panicked because of the stuff in my jeans, but part was exhilarated because it was the perfect plan. I asked her to get me a coffee, and she left to do so. In the mean time I hid all my stuff down the side of her sofa cushions. I stripped down to my boxers and just stood there. When she came in she gave me her fucking sick whore sex eyes and just put the coffee down. When she kissed me I wanted to throw up. Her once perfect smelling perfume smelt like baby fart. Her lips felt like branding irons as they touched my neck, my chest. But I stuck through it. Always just thinking about what she’d done, the things I could do to her. We began to fuck; I was harder than ever. I could feel my abnormal pulse pushing through my cock. She moaned like I’d never heard her before, and pretty soon her cunt was wet with her cum. As her body had just finished tensing, the feeling of her orgasm seconds in the past, I wrapped my hand around her throat. I could feel her trachea’s outline, her larynx, and her carotid arteries pulsing underneath my fingers. I could end it all now, but she deserved more.

>Britfag
>soccer

Sounds legit

>>246593539

>>246593187
>>246593344

This is where it got dumb.

HURR DERP I KILL U.

This isn't the kind of revenge that /b/ gets.

>>246593801
lol no it doesnt

oh, it's one of those
inb4 bear going to auntie in bel air

Hacking Site http://cynistergaming.com/

>>9064312

I had to pull my cock out to reach over to the screwdriver, which caused her to turn her head. All I saw was her red cheeks, and her big eyes looking up at me like a fucking jezebel. In a weird 80’s porno montage I saw the guys faces she’d fucked as they ejaculated in her. Thought about her giving them these unheard moans. It went in easier than I thought, The first puncture was the hardest, it jolted back my wrist until the epithellium had split. My accuracy was amazing; Perfect. I’d jabbed the tip of the screwdriver right on her clit. The flat head was an impeccable choice, and the force looked as if it’d tore it clean off. When I looked later I didn’t stab through the clit, just rather tore it off downwards, and letting the rest of the driver blade slide in her cunt.

More new moans, I’d never heard her scream so much. I’d always liked a bit of rough sex, but hasn’t everyone? But when I slid into her ass, punching her in the back of the head as she tried to push me off. It was surreal. It was like a 20 minute orgasm, every punch like an ejaculation. If I was watching my self from a third person view, I’d of been horrified. But it felt fucking fantastic. I came all over her atomized clit, the salt from my jizz must of stung because she howled even more. She wasn’t fighting anymore. Just sobbing into her sofa. I sat there for a while and just watched her. If I hadn’t just raped her, watching her would of been the greatest feeling I’d felt in my life.

"Her once perfect smelling perfume smelt like baby fart."

poetic genius.

>>246594171
op doesn't realize the clit is more than 50% internal

so it is

cmon anyways....

5 minutes or so went by, and I’d calmed down a bit. Things started to dawn on me. I mean, I’d just raped my ex girlfriend and stabbed her clit off and punched the back of her head in. What the fuck am I going to do? Panic set in and my heart was soon racing again. I could kill her and hide the body, but I’m the first person they’d look for? I had about 7 hours before her Mum would be home, which is plenty of time to destroy the evidence at her house. As I mentioned above, I consider my self above average intelligence (to the questioning fag, I can actually string a paragraph together. Which makes me more intelligent than 80% of /b/). But the next idea out of my head was fucking god tier. I still had the needles, which I wanted to use - no point wasting them now. And I wanted the bitch to suffer, so an insulin induced coma wasn’t really that attractive. It’d be painless. I wanted to maximise her suffering. After a couple more punches she was subdued again, her body pathetically lying there free for me to do my deeds. I used the longest of the two needles. The shaft was about 4” in total. I’d seen on real CSI a case where someone had been shot in the back of their neck, just where the brain stem meets the spinal column. The corroner said if it’d been two inches lower it’d left him paralyzed, so its probably a part blessing he was dead. Do you see where I’m going with this?

OP is a bad troll, 3/10.

But I keep reloading.

and now you can speak to animals.

no

go on

Are you by chance Mario. Luigi's brother?

This is for you.

Hacking Site http://cynistergaming.com/

>>6859550

And then Yagami Light-o got a Death Note and you joined the police as the world's greatest detective. /thread

It took 2 or 3 Injections before I found the right place. I’d slap her around a bit, if she moved I hadn’t got it right. But I’d found it. She couldn't move a fucking inch. I pumped some potassium in there to sever the nerve endings. Luckily it turned out to be permanent as well. I sat her up and just looked into her eyes. Her eyes were all that was moving. The dumb bitch was dribbling too. I sat opposite her, and began to tell her this story. How I’d been on /b/, and found her. Through some sort of divine intervention. It was fucking fate, I said. God wants you to suffer. Ironically I'm an atheist, but there's nothing like blaming him for your crazy shit. Then I told her how I was going to get away with it all; well practically.

sounds like a gcse english horror story!?

but a bit crude.

The phone rang, I shook my head and glanced up at the ticking clock. It had all just been a dream. /thread

I pulled her into my car after putting all her clothes back on her. I removed the screwdriver from her hanging pussy, and wiped all the injection mark clots from her neck. The site had bruised a bit. But hopefully they wouldn’t notice. I then pierced the screwdriver back through her jeans and in to her cunt again. I went back into the house and cleaned up as best as I could; poured the coffee away, left it on the side. Bleached my hands, rearranged the sofa from the fucking, and hair dried all the spit and sweat patches on the material. I then got out her Mum’s bottle of scotch. Her mum was quite a heavy drinker, but also had taste. I’m not big into scotch but it said 12 year malt and it tasted pretty smooth. So I enjoyed getting drunk off it, staring at my ex’s stiff fucking body. I force fed her some too, not as much as me. But enough to make it seem like she was drinking as well. When I was drunk enough, I started the car and began to drive. I unzipped my trousers and got my cock out, and positioned her so she was sucking my cock. She wasn’t belted, but I was. Which meant when I drove my car into the wall, she flew forward and ejected through the windscreen like a flying banshee whore. And I sat there, my face in the airbag.

flying banshee whore

lol

No interest what so ever in soccer (fuck the world cup)
u r not a britfag no self respecting britfag would all football soccer gtfo americunt

I honestly don't give a shit if this is true. OP writes like a poet and has genius murder ideas.

10/10

this is the biggest load of bullshit EVER!

i see

but then ur mom got scared and said "your movin with your aunty and uncle in belair!"

still got pretty fucked up. I broke my leg and three ribs, and my face got cut from the glass. But not as fucked up as her. I remember coming to and speaking to the CID officer(detectives for you amerifags, like fbi but pussier) He had lots of questions. Like how the screwdriver got in her pussy. But I told him all I remember is going out and getting drunk together, and then her wanting to suck my dick when I was driving. The official report said the screwdriver was anecdotal, it must of been rammed in there in the crash somehow. I spent 18 months in young offenders for drink driving and manslaughter, But got parole after 12 under the conditions I attend AA meetings. But. My ex was paralyzed for life.

I was pretty tight with her mum, so when I got out I went round and told her how bad I felt. It took a while but eventually I persuaded her I’d look after my ex while she went out. She hadn’t been able to do pretty much anything since, so it was a treat for her. When I looked after her, Id rape her every way I’d wanted to. Force fucking her throat, making her eyes roll back into her head because she needed oxygen, her throat muscles still worked, so they tightened and choked a little. It didn’t top the actual day I paralyzed her, but they were some of the most intense orgasms Ive ever had. I’m getting hard just thinking about it now.

>>246595780
God dammit, no... no they didn't.

9/10

Few misspellings here and there, otherwise, well written and worth reading.

Your story started off good, but has now left a sour taste in my mouth and a salty stain on my crouch.

well this is a lovely story

flying whorebag

>my face when i realized OP is trolling

guiz its nearly 12:00am and imstill awaik

>>246596083
>Crouch

Eventually her Mum couldn’t deal with it, and put her in full time care, So I don’t get to rape her anymore. But I still have the satisfaction knowing I got my revenge.

I’m normal again now. I have a new girlfriend and I’m never violent. I’m the same respectable nice guy white night pacifist pussy I once was.

But I will always remember.

Moral of the story? Always be careful what you post on /b/. You never know who you’ll meet, and what they can do.

You’ll all undoubtedly think this is a fallacy. And refuse to believe that shit like this happens. To me, it doesn’t matter; it means less attention is drawn to me. But I hope you have all enjoyed the story, and have taken something from it.

In memory of old /b/ day, though a little late. Farewell.

Epic Fail:

I spent 18 months in young offenders for drink driving and manslaughter, But got parole after 12 under the conditions I attend AA meetings. But. My ex was paralyzed for life.

MANSLAUGHTER = DEATH
PARALYZED FOR LIFE = NO DEATH

BAM! Lawyered.

jim?

>>246596273

It took you that long?

Please tell me you were reading more slowly than everyone else.

... and they all drank LEMONADE! THE END.

>>246596390
Maybe he killed someone else during the crash and forgot to tell us.

Anywho, cool story indeed, comrade.

Every woman alive should read this.. even if it's not true.. they might think twice before screwing around next time.

Bitches and whores

>>246596390
yeah your totally normal....

>>246596388
nice call /b/ro :D

bullshit, you go down for manslaughter if you kill somebody, obvious troll

>>246596390

I don't know about amerifag law, but paralysis of minors carries the same weight as murder in the UK. I was charged manslaughter under the grounds - to quote the judge - for taking away a beautiful young girl's life, regardless of whether she is biologically still living.

Even if he had killed someone else in the crash it wouldn't be manslaughter it would be death by dangerous driving.

>>246596622

well thought out if trolling.

either way, pretty fucked up imo.

>>246596622
thats what i was thinking

cool story, /b/ro. actually got me hard for a bit there.

fucking faggots ruining this thread with their faggot comments . well done OP great story and well written i choose to not care if its real or not since we will never know

10/10 for writing quality

>>246596774

Murder in britain is a mandatory life sentence, you would not get sent to a Y.O.I. for murder.

I vote archive this shit. Pretty good story for /b/ standards

http://4chanarchive.org/

thread ID
246591676

MOAR

>>246597025

fucking faggot OP with his poorly researched story.

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>>8084825

Even if OP's a troll I'd give it 10/10 for the fucking epic writing and cool story bro.
Archive this. NAO.

>>246597304
this is better than 90% of all the shit on /b/ and you are still complaining gtfo cancer

fucking awesome
whats her name?

>>246597069

Jesus Christ, it wasn't murder. It was charged as manslaughter. There was more to it than just that, but to be honest that's how my lawyer broke it down to me.

It was quite a famous case a while ago. Not news wise, but the fact that I was charged manslaughter for someone that was still alive. Its one of 4 cases where paralysis has carried the same weight as death in the UK. There have been other cases in Switzerland and other EU countries I believe.

If not troll, OP is a sick retard and deserves to die.

ARCHIVE THIS NAOWWW

http://4chanarchive.org/

246591676

>>246597714

WTF are you doing on /b/. Seriously? Shouldn't you be saving kittens or some shit?

I don't really care if hes a troll or not, this is an awesome story, and I want it in my favourites/bookmarks.

Great story OP

>>246597847

You don't have the right to use the name "L."

I'm looking up cases as we speak trying to find a similar match.

I will kill you OP.

Expect me.

>>246597847
Hah

Exactly

>>246598352

>>5084916

Best Site http://GuruForums.net

>>8779006

>>246597069

bullshit. No one gets a proper sentence for murder, they get like 5 year sentences. You get more than that for rape.

PSH! "I guess a screw drive came out of no where and got rammed up her vag!"
OP, come on. It wasn't even THAT well written. I am not saying I am a poetic genius but, come on. You can do better.

Is it just me, or is F5 the most useful thing ever while browsing /b/?

After that story i think my mum will get scared and send me to my aunt and uncly in bel air

>>246598352

I'm a Death Note fan, and my name begins with L.

Are you pretending to be L. or something? because if so, I retract me previous statement, and award you +1 internets.

If not though, you fail hard.

>>246597535

European law doesn't carry precedent over the English legal system.

You wouldn't be charged with manslaughter because nobody died and if you did it would be a groundbreaking case studied by ALL criminal lawyers in colleges and universities across the country.

but the fact is that this is a big old hefty lie

(i appreciate the effort and it was entertaining but do give up trying to argue that it's truth)

>>246597535

Switzerland is not an EU country though...

>>246596388
I don't care if it's true or not, it was fucking amazing, i could envision EVERY FUCKING DETAIL. OP you should become a writer or some shit.

Archive? The fuck?
This is crap. A good story but, not really archive material.
This proves how easily entertained the 12 year olds of 4chan are.

>>246598737

Google funny deaths/injuries. You'll find much more weird stuff.

Picture finding a crashed car with two drunk teens, one with his cock out covered in spit. The story is they got drunk and he crashed while getting his cock sucked. How would you relate a screw driver in a vagina to that? I mean they're the fucking CID. Not batman.

i screwdrivered a puss and then my mum got scared, she said you're movin with auntie and uncle in bel air

how the fuck did you explained the police that she's paralyzed forever

>>246598722

murder carries a mandatory life sentence.

a life sentence in the U.K. is a MINIMUM of 15 years.

>>246597714
I agree with this guy, that's fucking sick bro.
Also troll, revenge never goes that far, i know from experience.

>>246597847

Probably a troll, but still a great story. 9/10

>>246597171
Get archiving

>>246599017
YO!
DIS MOTHA FUCKA USED SOME IMAGERY OR SUM SHIT!
NEXT EDGAR ALLEN POE RIGHT HURRRRRRRRRR!

Give me a break!

>>246599852

made me lol.

Enjoyable story, brother!

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>>3307444

>>246596388
>I’m normal again now.

Nope, you are not normal.

>>246591676
18-4=14 yo

yeah right

Britfag, No interest what so ever in soccer

>>Britfag
>>Soccer
>>Troll

Like I said, believe it or not. Its superfluous. Like I also said, It wasn't murder. Again, like I said, it was pretty big news in the Law community because it was one of a few UK cases to be a manslaughter charge when the victim is living.

I didn't explain how she was paralyzed. They saw her flat faced into a wall with spinal bruising and put 2+2 together.

>>246599013
>>246598870
>>246599522

no explanations L.?

>>246600305

haha FAIL.

so, i'd say we have a new mission
screencap this shit
call police
get this guy into jail.
???
profit!!!

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>>770085

sounds like this dame got really got screwed, amirite?

old copypasta is old

OP is not a britfag, he called football "soccer" and said he had no interest in the world cup. Both signs of an American fucktard

>>246600211

I genuinely don't. I mean I watch the England games, but all the other foreign cunts? I don't fucking care. Even Premier League is full of fucking foreigners getting paid shit loads of cash to do sod all.

To put it in perspective, the same day the England squad returned home, on a luxury jet, after being paid millions for that shit display of football. Seven british soldiers were brought back in coffins. Paid sub 25k a year.

I hate the players and the pay, not the game.

>>246600238

big news in the law community??

i think not!

RvsL.(a minor) is bullsheeeet!

Real or not, good story OP.

>>246600238
>>246600238
cant't she TALK? to say what happened ??
HOW paralyzed ?

>>246600305

Dude. I paralyzed and raped my girlfriend and only spent a year in jail. Do you really think geography or current world affairs is my strong point?

Also I have no fucking clue what he's talking about. I know that I did my time, and got out, and I know the charges that were brought against me.

>>246599207
>she shoves screwdrivers up her vag on her on time for pleasure and the didn't do any blood work what so ever or any real physical examination of her body
I mean come on. I know car crash scenarios pop up a lot in hospitals but, if involved in a court case, you think someone would have checked out the body a little more..

>>246600735

At the time I was writing it at midnight, when majority of users are Amerifags. We all know how confused they get when you say football.

lol ima do that too

>>246601166

Name one person in history that stabs their clit off for PLEASURE. Not a coming of age ceremony, or tribal necessity. Just for the lulz?

lol
flying banshee whore
i keep remembering that one thing
hahaha

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>>9133450

Op's story is legit. I will vouch for him. This is exactly how it happened

/thread

GIMME A FUCKIN ANSWER U STUPID PIECE OF SHIT

cant't she TALK? to say what happened ??
HOW paralyzed ?

>>246601061

you're obviously not an expert in the english legal system either.

failfag.

>>246601598
exactly. Why didn't anyone sense foul play?

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>>705770

>>246601848

Full body paralyzed. Her larynx is nonfunc. Her respiratory and smooth muscles are all that function.

>>246601856

You spend your time looking at the legality of stories on /b/ instead of being out there in court doing some real lawyer-ing.

You sir, are failfag.

>>246601848

She is paralyzed from the nose down. Her tongue no longer works, so she is unable to speak.

>>246600635
>>246600635
>>246600635
>>246600635
>>246600635
>>246600635


lets do this shit. bring this bastard into jail!
just ironically he tells to watch out what u post and he does same shit
and if fake, we did it for the lulz

Wait a minute! If you were in car.... then WHO WAS PHONE!

>>246601937

That was me: OP. Faggot. I'm saying that they didn't think she did it to her self, just that it happened in the crash. Why would someone stab their clit with a screw driver in a car whilst getting head?

i've been lucky, if true

>>246602282
screen-capping it

>>246602330


Wait. What? What is this i dont even-

You didn't follow your own advice and think twice about the shit you post on /b/. Enjoy your lifelong time in prison.

>>246602444
>a screw drive flew out of no where, chopped off her clit and got stuffed up her vagina.

Guys, come on. It's just a bunch of sensational and somewhat forced metaphors and similies that OP learned in grade 8. It's not that good.

>Her once perfect smelling perfume smelt like baby fart
Case in point.

>>246602444

Because it is entirely above suspicion that somebody put it there?

op is a fag

If you're 18 now, how old were you when this occurred?

>>246602940
NU HUH! ITS DA NEXT STEVEN KING OR POE FUR SHURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

>>246597535

No such thing as vehicular manslaughter anymore, juries refused to convict on it and it was changed to causing death by dangerous driving.


And no paralysis is not manslaughter, there has to be a corpse for that.

Good story, but do more research next time.

>>246603146
FUCKING LOLeD!

>>246603146
mentioning that he already had a car!

OP needs to do a little bit more research considering the multiple fallacies, however it was an interesting read and I award 7/10.

>>246603146
wait a second...

>>246603442

Win :D

>>246603146
whoopsie.
you managed to mess up the story in the 2nd paragraph OP

you might not be so above-average after all

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>>246603702
thx ;)

NO WAIT HANG ON!

Just doing research on google, there was a similar case but it didnt mention the screwdriver. guys name on facebook is L. and theres pictures of him and her in a crazy wheel chair and shit. Theres petition for getting her her own charity fund with fb profiles: Publics profile,


This is the guy:


http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=1032652353

>>246603857
if op, rly fail
story good but u just FUCKED it up dude. no

>>246603857
A game devoid of an eventual goal was never truly a game to begin with.

>>246604229
Oolololololooollll

I was 18. I was setting the scene for the time of murder. Im currently 24.

>>246603857


Not me in the slightest.

OP is a faggot. As always.

>>246603857
OP concedes defeat

All you guys are fucking stupid. OP comes up with original story - true or not - that is actually pretty good. got me hard a little and entertained me. compare it to the rest of shit on /b/. repeated memes and rate me threads and boring boring troll threads.

THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS

every time some1 comes up with OC they get fucking battered and abused.

JSUT READ IT N EMBRACE IT AND ENJOY IT AND CURE THE CANCER.


Thank you OP. Someone appreciates it, though I dont believe it, it was a fun read.

cool story bro but work on the ending. it would be really scary if you were all like "THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT. THE END"

>>246604464
Why say a quick fact about you implying that this is the present? Poor story telling skills or just really stupid.

>>246604819

This.

Also, OP, tripcode, it'll stop faggy imitators ruining your shit.

HEY OP!! How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

ITS NOT HARD

>>246604819

I enjoyed the story, OP has ruined it by hangign around to maintain the pretence that it happened. And with his poor research.

>>246604819
>every time some1 comes up with OC they get fucking battered and abused.

This is /b/, leave now newfag

>>246604229

HOLY SHIT. It seems like him, I dunno though. It either is and we show the police this shit, or its some poor guy who actually cares for his paralyzed girlfriend and we make him anhero.

WHAT DO?

>>246605099
this
/thread

screen cap and post, pl0x. i like this story.

>>246604229

LMAO!!

also, there are ways of communicating with people paralysed ''from the nose up''

eg. blinking, eye movements.

there's ZERO way they didn't try and get her side of the story.

she was bent over and he was behind when he stabbed her with screwdriver, yet the wound is described as though they were misionary and he stabbed down toward his dick. plus the hospital staff would have done the one blink for no, two for yes, thus the rape would have come out

10/10

I've never read anything more grammatically correct and well written on /b/. Congratulations.

Not a bad troll OP. And you have weird fantasizes but it's ok.

well, it's "David Klein" on my side

>>246605357
>>246604229

It says hes sick of the world cup on his wall. Hes from UK. Lots of pictures of them two together, and hes got a GF currently. On his pics there are philosoraptor images, so hes a btard.

I say we charge lazers

>>246605099
>>246604819
/thread.

I've actually been able to spend more than 5 minutes in a thread. During the summer for fucks sake. Sounds fake to me, too many open questions, but hey, it was more interesting to read than all the "you raff u ruse" threads, "rate my cawk" and "ur faec when. . ." threads that are full of regurgitated shit.

You cannot be paralysed "from the nose down" bitch would have talked, nigger would have been jail'd

>>246604229

I see wot you did thar. ;)

>>246604370
You're therefore a confirmed liar. Check OP again.

hey everyone, just stfu. admit you got trolled, and it was a good story. for god's sake, just let it go. you got trolled, no reason to be all pissy-pissy. -.-

OP says:

"Ive been lurking on /b/ for about 4 years now."

OP says:
"18, Male, Britfag" - implying this was when he committed the crime.

OP says:

"Im currently 24."

4 years of browsing /b/ would mean OP started at age 20, not age 18.

Stop digging homeslice.

Okay guise, I admit. Its not true. The anon posting facebook link was me too. I just was sad when people didnt like my story it took me ages and I wanted people to be like, oh shit no wayyy thats gross. But then they got mad and i got sad.

I shall return, v2 of the story, and create more.

^_^

bye guise

>>246606534
Math pwnt

poor boy

You know, everyone is bitching about the "Validity" of the story. Fuck that, it's better than half of the cancerous shit that's spewed all over page one now. Give this guy a medal for actually posting something that people read the whole way through that WASN'T a fap post.

Then I was pudding.

>>246606728
TrOlLoLoLoLoL

>>246606534
4 years on off. fag, he even said not constantly. 4 years total

>>246606728

I think most of us really enjoyed the story, just do better research next time and don;t hang around trying ti justify your mistakes.

still 7.5/10

>>246606879

O.P. is from U.K. so therefore it's maths, not math.

>>246602444
well answer this op.
what about the drugs you gave her? (potassium am i right?) wouldn't that have shown up through blood work at the hospital?

>>246606728
Trip coding to stop faggots from stealing my identity. Believe my story or not /b/, I don't care.

>>246600238
I am going to ask my lecturer's about this, more than likely they'll have heard of it, especially if it was within the last few years.

>>246607554

He will laugh.

No corpse = No manslaughter.

I came

I have been L. for half of this thread, who is the other anon who trolled with me? Good job sir.

>>246596474
Best line of the whole thread!

>>246607062

a 4 year cumulative total.

that's alot of hours on /b/ don't you think.

I successfully fapped to this.

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Fuck yeah, I did it! not a newfag anymore

lol baby farts

if OP was as smart as he claims, and this case was as groundbreaking as he claims, he would never have posted it here, it would be far too easy to find him.

Yiff in hell

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>>246607930

i've been one of the most argumentative people on here.

thanks for your time. My wasted law degree has finally been used! :D:D

Thank you for sharing OP; kinda of an ass thing to have done if you did, but still; was an interesting read either way. :D

>>246608302

>Fuck yeah, I did it! not a newfag anymore

By saying this, you have reverted yourself to newfag status.