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06/28/10(Mon)08:51:07 No.245288XXX  bring
it on you faggot. I know multiple fighting styles, and I also carry a
switchblade with me at all times. Something fucking tells me that you'd
be better off keeping your arms down at your sides. If you can't fucking
put "cause" and "effect" together in that pathetic brain of yours, I'll
help you out here. You'll be standing face to face with me, and let me
fucking tell you, it'll already be too fucking late to back down at that
point. You might decide "well shit, I might as well stay true to my
word and throw a fucking punch". This is where you will go wrong. I hope
you don't have a job that requires two fucking hands, because you're
going to be missing one after I'm done with you. I'll casually divert
your fist off to the side, as you suddenly realize you may have gotten
yourself into something you can't back up. You'll try to regroup and
pull your arm back, but that wont be easy when I jab my spear-pointed
Benchmade switchblade straight through the bone in your forearm, and
proceed to rip your entire fucking forearm and hand off in one quick
pull. At this point, you'll probably spend 2 seconds in shock. I say 2
seconds, because thats the amount of time you'll have before I reverse
the knife in my hand, and uppercut it straight through your throat.
You'll spend your last few seconds gurgling blood, and wondering where
you went wrong. After that, I'll be forced to take care of any witnesses
who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Nothing a few
quick choke slams can't fix, followed by a nice gentle slice across the
jugular with the Benchmade.
Now motherfucker, you sure you want
to go through with fighting me? |
