>>232232603

4 ur printing pleasure ;)

0/10

rules 1 and 2 faggot
also whats /B/?

>>232232963
not a troll, serious bidnezz ITT

RULE 1&2 Faggots

OP is a Fail

>>232233472
wat?

oh god yes.

Stop posting.

Don't feed the trolls.

>>232232603
what's /B/?
>>232233217
also, Global Rules 1 and 2 dont apply, and neither do /b/'s rules...so gtfo

>>232233876
>>232233876
>>232233876

newfag

>>232234080
If you *really* cared, you would have put sage in every field newfag

This is actually a jolly good idea! More and more indivivuals will visit this fine forum and provide us with some original content and lulz!

RULES 1&2

>>232234375

Too lazy. Fuck you.

rules 1 and 2 newfag

>>232234455
This is a really good idea because 9 out of 10 people who post here are gigantic faggots who deserve every inch of what this brings

>>232233876
>>232233217

because crooning "rules 1 and 2 faggot"

will surely incur some sort of divine intervention

>>232232791
stfu newfags, 'rule 1 and 2'. just gtfo.
ITT: good shit

>>232233217
oh...you mean THOSE rules...well 5 bucks says you can't even triforce.....and im an oldfag...SO GTFO MAH /b/ NEWFAG

What The FUCK is /B/?

only apply in raids gtfo newfags

I approve of this. Just change the /B/ to /b/

RULES 1&2!!!

also,

SAGE

>>232235183

>calls people newfags
>claims to be oldfag
>myface.jpg

You are the cancer

>>232232603

you shrewd fuck, you did the /B/ on purpose didn't you

>>232233233
newfag, i hope you die in a fire

>>232233217
>>232233876
>>232234197
>>232234241
>>232234495
>>232234860
>>232235041
>>232235621

>>232232791
fux yeah, i'm totally putting these up on the bulletin boards they have around campus

Just... Just imagine. A fine bloke, matured for a little over 12 years, visiting this site. Just imagine the look on his face when seeing a gore thread. Just imagine the look on his face when a cp thread meets his eyes. Just imagine him testing out our tips to be an hero. Scarred for life.

Just imagine.

>>232236290
just no

shit doesn't completely suck.

i might put it on the front of my binder.

This is how you hand them out IRL

pro tip: you are a newfag if u believe in 'the rules of the internet'

lol, newfags, u make me smile with your 'rules'

>>232232603
This is beautiful, because it trolls everybody. Yes, even you

>>232232791

I've seen these before... wtf is going on and when did this start?

Wouldn't this just fill 4chan with more fuckin newfags >_>

Fucking faggot OP

1) there's no /B/
2) rules 1&2
3) fucking sage

>>232238165
That's all 4chan is and has been for the last several years

First rule of 4chan.
NO FLYERS
Second rule.
NO FLYERS

>>232237096
PROTIP, protip is one word, now GTFO.

Successful troll is successful

>>232232603
http://www.larissaweber.de.vu/?id=23e9e6

Let's recount what's going to happen to ANYONE who decides to hang this up at their school or workplace

>>hang up poster in public area (bathroom wall, foyer with other bulletins)
>>a few students who are bored read the poster and decide to follow the link
>>they find some shocking shit which either hooks them or repulses them, either way they tell their friends what they found
>> friends get interested and visit
>>becomes somewhat of a big deal with lots of students visiting it
>> teacher hears about its popularity and decides to check it out
>> letsseewhatthesekidsareuptOHLAWDS.jpg
>> you get irl b&

Enjoy

>>2733790

NEWFAGS RULE 1 and 2 ARE FOR RAIDS ONLY

That idea is bad and you should feel bad.

no don't do that. be is sappose to be secret not for the whole world to see

keep this thread alive, im doing it

Yay! Advertising for /b!

We CAN make this world a sicker and more deranged place, and YOU can help!

Anonymous Armies Are Advancing Awaiting The Approaching Apocalypse!

i'll allow it

ITT blatant disregard of rules 1 & 2

LMAO i love this idea.

in first place, what part of rules 1&2 you didnt get? also what the fuck is /B/ newfag?

>>232232603
Yeah, fuck it why not. /b/'s been dead for years anyway.

Sometimes a man finds himself in the right place, at the right time, armed with the right tools with a choice. That choice before this man is do I or do I not do it for the lulz? Do I or do I not do it to make the world a better place? Do I or do I not do it?

DO EET FAGGOT!

sage

I'm going to put these up where ever I think Chanfags hang out to raid the rulefags.

google image search the rules dickwad

omfg you are all a bunch of morons, newfags or not
newfags scream: rule 1 & 2 faggots
oldfags (or newfags pretending to be oldfags) scream: lol newfag rule 1 & 2 just for raids
we know, but wtf
OP, you, are and idiot
we dont need more of that cancer rate my cawk or rate my face stuff in here
that will just bring more of those hipsters on our board
thats our fucking internet community
/b/ should be full of gore and porns and goreporns (and some memes..some of them are actually funny)
so gtfo, OP

dude, i`m posting from my wii
mind=blown

>>232236338
>Coolface.jpg

rule 1 and 2. Op is faggot failing in everything. Please die away.

>>232238912
EVEN better. Getting /B/ banned will give me greater lulz then getting Moots head cut off.

0/10 obvious troll is obvious

>>232241241
Shit, I've seen this posted in other forums too... can't stop the signal, I guess

just printed 20 posters. simply because i hate you guys. good luck with more newfags. later faggots

fucking newfags
 ▲
▲▲

>>232241528
>0/10 obvious troll is obvious
he says (and fails) in a large thread full of constructive discussion

You are a motherfucker.

>>1516385

DA FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!

>>232240860

Well wtf, it's not like we don't have our own fucking news show FFS

fuck it, im doing this
/b/'s full of newfags anyway,slowly dying as we speak......put this fucker out of its misery.....or should i say faggotry

ITT: Newfags who think they're boss because they said 'rules one and two newfag'
Rules 1 & 2 only apply to raids, and if you look it up, moot even said the rules were created by the man to keep you down. So stfu. This is kemo to get you dumbass newfags OFF MY /b/!!!!!

This is relevant to my interests.

Hang this at Sorority houses everywhere
coerce to post tits
????
Fapit!

this is funny as fuck

also trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls

good thread

I support this effort.

The more fags that will rage over this, the better.

>>go teach a english class you fucking nigger. god damn

lol'ing hard

>>232243033
i hear you /b/ro what we need is a thread to sift the newfags from the true /b/rothers then the newfags are removed from /b/ forever.

>>232232603
I'm going to put these ALL OVER MY SCHOOL =D. ps. IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!! BLOOSH! haha I love that thing! what's it called?

This is SO cool, OP (original poster). Thanks for helping me find a way to share this community with everyone!

Picture Relevant (I found it a couple of hours ago)

SAGE

>>232243033
>>232243899
couldn't agree more

itt op trolls newfags, newfags go on to call other newfags newfags

op is a newfag

inb4 i am a newfag

Funny thing is /b/ is actually coming to this bullshit on the poster. This isn't really a troll because /b/ is in a fucking horrible state right now.

i hate cancer

/b/ was never good, shut up

>>232244805
I remember a day /b/ was pretty good. It was May 21, 2005 or something like that. Does anyone else remember that? Shit was SO cash

>>232242208

>"Here come's an S"
>come's an S
>come's
>'

Wrong.

SAGE

-_- newfags

Karma:
he total effect of a person's actions and conduct during the successive phases of the person's existence, regarded as determining the person's destiny.

/b/ - come get sum

The best part about printing these posters and putting them up everywhere, is that for all your complaining you can't do a thing about it.

THIS IS PERFECT! Because if moar newfags come here, it will cause all the newfags to get pissed, and leave /b/. This is because a true /b/ro will stand by /b/ until death, and nevar fall. WE ARE LEGION!
tl;dr This is the kemo we need

PRINT THESE NAOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>1702948

Would be a good way to get some new faces and therefore some new OC on here, good job OP :)

WTF are rules 1 & 2 anyway.
Some crap off gayer trying to be like fight club.
Shit is so old it's white and crusty.

oh god! lolling so f'n hard

printing these off and posting at my middle school for teh epic lulz

>>232245932
OH SHI-

How do I print them?

To those that say /b/ is dying, full of newfags, cancer is killing... I disagree. I still laugh just as hard now as when I first found this place 3 days ago.

Well, I don't know about these guys with their 'rules'.

I enjoy making newfriends on my /B/, I will print a few of them out.

Thanks, OP!

>>232246908
i lol'd

ITT /b/ has a discussion about the relative merits of self-promotion. Points are heard, discussions are tabled, mild rowdiness occurs due to /b/assion. And finally it is decided.

These posters must be printed and hung in every town, city, suburb, mall, gas station, rest stop and school in the nation.

Good jorb /b/

YES POST THIS ON CAMPUS BUS STOPS EVERYTHING!

damn. newfags get it right. 1 & 2 = raids only

The amount of oldfags the last thirty posts is tremendous

OP might just be the most outstanding troll in the history of the planet

you rules one and two faggots are so god damn stupid...

You guys do know that /b/ didnt make up the "rules"? right??

they were all made up by a bunch of fucking gaiafags and arent the really rules of the internet

/rant

>>232247656
seriously...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5ZW75rsYNA

I don't think the average person knows how to use

"go to 4chan.org/b"

They would say "where is the .com?" or "where is www?"

>>232247475
only newfags follow rules
btw, your fucking cancer

GODDAMNIT!
YOU ALL DO REMEMBER THIS DON'T YOU?

>>232248722
this.

>>232247537
NOT a troll. It's the ultimate raid. A raid upon /B/ itself.

>>232248951
yes I do, but this was worse. Way worse

OH YEAH MOTHER FUCKING FAGGOTS! i WILL DESTROY /b/!!!! SUCK IT!!!

OP is a hero.

That's right. I deliberatly didn't type a N.

>>232249266
An anon doinitrite!
+1 internets to you, sir!

>>232248968
this this.

>>232249266
How did you print it out so that those lines at the bottom are cut out?

>>232249770
scissors

>>232249770
No...just...no..

>>232249770
Special 4chan paper. Can be acquired through excessive masturbation

>>232249988
>>232250134
>>232250312
trololo

I bet 7chan doesn't have to put up with this shit!

go ahead, print all you want, no one fucking knows what /B? is

If the oldfags didn't like this it would have been swimming in (and killed by) CP 40 posts back.

>>232251044
oldfags live for threads like this
/oldfag

>>232243033


supreme newfag


the changes to rules 1 and 2 were made so that 14 year olds could tell their friends about /b/ and not feel guilty.

everyone laugh at the faggot

This should be stickied. Just sayin...

Chanology didn't kill /b/, nothing can kill /b/ but /b/ itself. This is an attempt at that.

>>232243033
newfag
>>232242561
oldfag

Its pretty simple

>>232252584
this, muthafuckin this

Rule 1 & 2 Fagot

>>232243033

lol faggot

rules 1 and 2?

>>232242561
this.

Newfags trolled SO HARD

postin in epic thread

toasting garlic bread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

This is the Youtube announcement for this fucking thing

The cancer that is killing /b/ is all the people saying "Rules 1 and 2!!! HERPA DERP!!!"
4chan is not some secret club. Anonymous is not some secret organisation which only certain people can enter. Haven't you ever considered there's a reason this site requires no registry?

HAHAH im doing this, for teh lulz
i wonder how many newfags i can rally...OH
ill put a tally list on my paper ;)

/b/ has finally done the unthinkable: It's raiding itself...

This'd be win if it didn't say "/B/"

Wtf is /B/?

>>232256881
Not unthinkable, inevitable.
/B/ like to knock these too big for it's britches bitches down a peg or two, and /B/ was always destined to become too big and anal.

And I want to see pics of these posters up guys.

won't happen. 4chan is too tame these days to actually go out and do something.

Anybody down for archive?

>>232257816
Don't you know what /B/ is newbie?

>>232258275
It must be done just to archive the faggotry

>>232258517
Sorry, didn't realize we were on /d/

Or is it /p/?

Archive down for anybody?

sage

>>232258807
No I already submitted

>>232242561
This is it.. /b/ needs GOD MODS back to rule with a iron fist or die for good.

inb4, there is no true oldfags on /b/ anymore. They left because of assholes like OP

>>232258750
Go suck an egg with your grandma.

post at parks and elementary schools

>>232259450

oh my god /b/ is killing itself i think i may cry.
wtf will i do with my mask and /b/ folder with 93 pictures
guess im just gonna post this and hope for the best

Rosemary and thyme

>>232259600
That'd actually make this a somewhat lulz-worthy RL troll.

>>232259304
anyone who doesn't support this is obviously a newfag.

>>232260232

I fixed it guys, have fun now.

>>232260952
Shitty shoop is shitty. Also, pic related

>>232259875
I think a great exodus of oldfag /b/ will be the most suitable thing. We'll have to find somewhere else on the net where young people who just don't give a fuck and rejects just come together and fuck up the world, hang out, and rebuild.

The cancer is too great and we have to move on, perhaps give up and conform to society again...

I'm going to hang in here for a while longer, but im not going to frequent it as much anymore.

tl;dr: FUCK 4CHAN!

>>232259875
The law of diminishing averages.
The bigger /B/ became the more likely it was to turn on itself.

With any luck it will burn then do a phoenix.
Somebody asked "how do you kill the Cancer on /b/?"
To which many replied "Kill it with fire".
Well stike the match and lets see what happens.
Can't get much worse.

>>232261808
and nothing of value was lost

>>232260391

I just went and hung one of these up. It felt great, I think I peed a little

>>232262634
pics or..

>>232262071
Fuck it...

I'M CALLING FOR SCORCHED EARTH POLICY. PRINT THIS EVERYWHERE AND PUT IT EVERYWHERE.

/b/ must be destroyed for the good of /b/. Burn it.. burn it to the ground.

>>232262950
FUUUUUU-

Good point, its only half as funny without a picture of it.

kill /b/ my men. Kill it for the good of anon.

>>232232603
>>232232603
in direct violation of rules 1 and 2

I can't believe you faggots are actually doing this
wtf is wrong with you? fuck rules 1 & 2 they are gay anyway, but still. godfuckingdamnituniggersneedtostop

>>232232603

>>232262071
Works for me

>>232232603

Only fat fucks who think they are part of a cool inside thing break rules 1 & 2 only because their fat and fags.
Their is a kid I know who is obeeese and talks about 4chan loudly in class thinking he is so fucking cool i hope he fucking dies.

>>232264051
Not at all! Rules 1 & 2 only apply to /b/. The poster clearly says "/B/"!

fag

>>232264738
Says the man who puts NoKo in the email field like a newfag would

this thread delivars the lulz

>>232264738
i spy a newfag

>>232264738
I think 'their' doesn't mean what you think it means

>>232265064
lol'd

>>232232791
>>232232791

printed in color and posted on the bulletin board downstairs in my apartment building.

>>232264738

>>232266260
Pics or it didn't happen

rules 1 and 2 don't apply here newfags

this poster is made this way on purpose you humorless cock suckers

>>232232791
posted near the bus stop on a bulletin board with a bright yellow boarder

>>232266920
Humorful cocksucker.

Ok the lulz in this thread have stopped and the faggots have claimed base.

>>232262071
nothing good can come from these ashes.

>>232267890

Ok the faggots in this thread have stopped and the lulz have claimed base.
i wanna see pics /b/ LOL

OP is a cancerous faggot.

>>232267890
Naw, I'm still waiting to see some pics of these little beauties put up.

Don't think you've seen the last of this.
It's the last chance /B/ has of doing anything truley epic.

>>232268556
Thanks for proving my point. Nigger.

PEOPLE, PEOPLE, WHAT HAVE WE COME TO? CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG? WE IS THE INTERNETZ! I MEAN, WE CAN DO AANNYYTTHHIINNGG. LETS ALL JUST SIT DOWN, HAVE A CUP O' COCO, AND TALK OUR PROBLEMS OUT! NOW WOULDNT THAT BE BETTER, "FOUR CHAN"? WHO WOULD HAVE EVER THOUGH OF THAT NOW HUH?! I MEAN, LOL!

>>232269005
Any time

>>232267890
>Ok the lulz in this thread have stopped and the faggots have claimed base.

I put this in Google Translate and translated from "Butthurt Faggot" to "English" and it said this:

>guize my secret treehouse! noooooooo!

>>232268021
Well the certainly fuckall good left to feed to the fire.

HEY HEY, EVERYBODY SHUT UP WE WON. THE FAGGOTS CLAIMED THE SECRET BASE, AND THE INTERNET LOST. HAHA FAGGOTS WIN! FAGGOTS WIN! WOOOOO

Just in case I needed to point out to you guys just how bad it has got.

dun dun.

KILL IT WITH FIRE.

>>232270184

For the good of all that is lulzy, this fucking thread should be stickied for a day. Where the mods at?

Bump because I'm bored and have no life

>>232270796
Mods are here
>>232267179

ITT: /b/ at it's finest

>>232232603
If I ever see one of these, I'm tearing it down. Just saying...

Just think, we'll get a whole new generation of newfags.
The current newfags will become midfags.
The midfags Oldfags, and the oldfags DINOfags.

This doesn't stop until I become an Amoebafag.

wont this bring like 1000s of newfags?

I know exactly whats going to happen if this plan goes through /b/. It will no longer be the scum of the internet sadly, and ill miss it so.....BUT it also wont necessarily be good. /b/ will either become a miniscule tick of faggotry, or itll gather so much publicity in order to do the most epic shit the internets ever seen, THIS shit will have so much pull that i might get people killed when put in the right hands. And it will be you fellow anons, the oldfags who were once unimportant sprouting the most devious fucking ideas out to this newfaggotry....or should i saw personal army.

So what is it /b/
all or nothing.

>>232272298
Good luck. I'm making my own version right now... IN FRENCH.

Thou art a faggot

>>232272298
Lolumad?

>>232272743
That's the joke

not only rules 1 & 2, but, unless we can go back in time 3 years and do this shit, everyone who reads these will stay here

How soon we forget....

>>232273290
Talking of which it's 3am here. See you in the ashes fags.

>Hmmm, you drop fags in the ashes and the fire catches hold again. Seems apropriate.

>>232273997

lawl newfag

old copypasta is old

ITT newfags being trolled

>>232274559
What's your point?

>>232274261
This all a clever Chanology recruiting drive. Get a load of newfags online, harden 'em up a bit so they are spacemonkeys then hand 'em a mask and send them to a Scientology org with a picket sign. You don't fool me, OP

>>232273031
that decision is too hard and you know it.

>>232232963
wat?

>>232262071
Wisechan.

Even if troll....

>>232276299
This is only a troll if you are feeling trolled by it. Clearly, some are. To the rest of us, shits on like donkey kong! Print, Post, LOL

The other day, someone TWITTERED me this shit! #4aware hash or something like that. I don't know who's behind this but FUUUUUUUU-

>>232274261
>>232274261
>>232274261
>>232274261
>>232274261
>>232274261
>>232274261
>>232274261
IDEAS!!!! look at my post it has lots of post numbers in it...but anyways, we should redo the sign with anontalk, just to be dicks

I call Rule 1 & 2.

lololololol just ordered a run of 200 of these at my local print shop, GONNA BE GOIN UP EVERYWHERE

this shits basically
"lets fucking troll each other IRL while also trolling ourselves "

>>232278188
>e also trolling
and those who visit this "newsite" filled with "cool stuff"

wat

>>232278188

>>232278188
I'm a little pee spout
short and stout!
Whip me out and
Spin me about!