>>229719438
are you here to bust my CP ring?

>>229719590

Yes, so surrender all of your CP.

why you here nigger?

"The evil that a man inflicts on his fellow man injures not only the one to whom it is done, but also the one who does it. Nothing corrupts a man so much as being an arm of the law and making men suffer" -- Ludwig von Mises

>>229719438
would you download a car?

Do you masturbate to detailed police reports of rape victims?

Have you any idea how fast i was scrolling.

>>229720547

For the lulz.

do you like feeling powerful just to compensate for other "short comings"?

why are you faggots so pricks?

>>229720756
lol'd

oh, hi cop. am i bad?

have you ever stolen money from dead bodies?

>>229719438
Problem Officer?

>>229720738

Fuck yeah, I would.

>>229720747

Nope. Rape isn't exactly a common crime around here, anyway.

>>229720756

Nope, no idea how fast you were scrolling.

>>229720108
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE]
I HAVE CAPS

>>229719438

When did you stop beating your prisoners?

im unwilling to recognize the fact that you are a human being and might have a family and friends.

i hope you get shot to death by some other scumbag.
i hope your car explodes during a high speed pursuit.
i hope you get hit by a bus while taking a report.

fuck you and your kind.

>>229719438
is there a law against windows being tinted

>>229721272

IT WAS PRETTY CAST MOTHERFUCKER BUT YOU DON'T KNOW!

were you a social reject in high school? be honest!

>>229720895

No, my cock is average-sized. But thanks for being concerned.

>>229720996

Eh, like any profession, you have assholes. Ours just tend to be more high profile due to the nature of the job and the ability to inflict their prick-ness upon people much more easily.

>>229721141

No, never stolen money from a dead body. I make a decent living, so risking it for a few bucks wouldn't be worth it.

why r u all dirty?

>>229719438

Did we ever stop?

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how is being a nazi?

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>>229721780


you dont have to do this OP. you dont have to be a cop. i love you. we will understand if you quit.

Can you please explain semi-conduction and how transistors utilise this officer?

Just another parasite

>>229719438

umad that I got accepted into the New Jersey state trooper academy (most respected law enforcement agency in America) and will be better than you?

Why dont you take all the money and shit from the murderers and scumbags?

its better that someone like you, a cop has more money and nice things than a scumbag?

>>229721535

Yes, in my state there is a law against tinted windows. Each state's laws vary though.

>>229721743
No, I wasn't a social reject in school. I do know of a few cops who are probably cops for just that reason, as well as a few short men who apparently became cops to express their Napoleon complex.

>>229722058

You made i'm a leftenant in the royal navy.

If you pulled a guy for speeding, and he rolls down the window with a troll face and says "problem officer"

would you laugh and say "get the fuck out of here"
then let him go?

>>229721496
this

fuck off pig :)

Ya how does it feel knowing that your a pig? all cops are the same their power hungry respect demanding retards that make 30000 a year. your pathetic

Fuck you.

how do you feel about people who smoke weed? if they aren't hurting anyone. why make such a big deal about it?

sup?

>>229722058

have fun working in Trenton. But seriously, Trenton, detroit and baltimore are the toughest cities to work as a cop.

>>229722193

am i made? wat

honestly. Would you be anymore inclined to impose a harsher punishment, higher fine, or less forgiveness if you pulled over a citizen in a very nice Lamborghini for a traffic violation?

have you killed someone?

waht's a cop?

Hey OP how do you feel knowing that your existence is pointless? you are a municipal funds generator. your life and the law is a lie.

also im rolling a blunt while posting this.

,,|,, <-- thats my finger to you.

>>229719438
is it true you have to write so many tickets every month?!

I fucking hate every single one of you motherfucking donut eating pigs.

>>229719438
So I hope you recognize that you are not above the law and a party v& is probably showing up soon.

Are you an actual, real police officer? You know, the kind that goes out and solves crimes and what have you.

Or are you the type that drives around harassing motorists and fleecing your countrymen?

>>229722058

lulz

>>229722500

What? The New Jersey state police patrol all areas of New Jersey, mainly highways. There are 4 different Troop areas and you are assigned to one for the first 2 years of your career then you pick you own.

>>229722500
I live right by baltimore! And amen to that

Do you plan to use your knowledge of police procedures and forensics to become one of the world's most prolific serial killers?

And if no, why the fuck not, you pansy?

are you an alcoholic yet?

>>229722286
the ones in MA have learned to keep to themselves about that shit. At least in my neighborhood. Some cops wife that lives down the street smokes weed all the time, so that is good leverage

i was caught with less than a gram of weed. the cops took over an hour to do everything, treated me like a criminal and then came to my college the next day to give me forms to fill out for every to see. do you think thats justified or were they assholes

you guys are so bad and rebellious, i wish i were as cool as you

>>229721852

For the same reason that you're all homosexual, dog-raping, nigger-loving Jews. Wait, you're not? So you mean gross generalizations are never correct?!?! Well slap my ass and call me Sally.

>>229721932

I'm not a Nazi, actually, but thanks for exhibiting your ignorance of what a Nazi really is.

>>229722058

Well, from your post, I would say that you are certainly State Trooper material. Bunch of stuck-up snobs, if ya ask me. Do some real police work and then talk to me, asshole.


>>229722155

But I'm not a thief.

>>229722893
you didnt answer my question.
maybe its because you dont know

why are you a pig?

>>229722723
There's a lot more than 4...

OP, picture of yout gun (w/ timestamp) or it didn't happen

>>229723033
woof you come here??? its boots!

Seen The Wire? How accurate is?

would you have shot that stupid nigger in the porch shootout video where the cops killed the nigger and their own K-9 in Compton?

Whats the officer,problem?

>>229723038
haha, i like this guy's attitude

I hope you get shot in the back of the head.

No offense

My father was a county police officer in the state I live in so I really don't have any questions to ask you. But I would like to marry a cop.

You've not explained semi-conduction op, please do eet.

>>229723168
this

I'm gonna punch moot in the face when i see him. how much time will i serve for kicking his ass in public?

>>229723408
You like black eyes that much?

why are you such a giant faggot?

seriously, why.

>>229723230
yes........boots.......
????????????????

what are you doing on /b/

>>229723540
Your question doesn't make sense faggot.

fuck cops all your good for is giving me a place to dump my shells fucking punk faggot think you make the laws and shit almost all of you have never even read a constitution let alone what "human rights" are there is no better place for a cop than in a morgue. Just fyi i live in LA and drive around getting tickets all day ON PURPOSE just to take you worthless fucks to court and bank on your ignorance. i dont even need a job anymore you dumbfucks just make it to easy for me thanks for the blunt money

do they really throw out people who score too high on the exams?

>>229723038
gross generalizations are usually correct

i think the "cop" is a troll... also how can you enforce something if you don't know why you're enforcing it? that's like saying bananas are bad so all banana have to wear pants... THEY MUST!!!

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are you an alcoholic yet?

are you drunk right now?

Am I in trouble?

>>229723758
>derp i am 13 and rebellious

tis a sad profession that drives many to drink & tears apart marriages. 3 Cops live in my neighborhood and they are consistently the ones with the most frequent fighting going on at their house that can be heard from the street.

Are you going to busy my party?

>>229723038
I know a nazi when i see one and you seem to be one.

You ever smoke weed? Do you think weed should be illegal?

is your department now a ward of the federal governemnt? do you particpate in gun compinscation drills? Do you solve crimes, or are you out their to collect revenues every day?

do you beat niggers? If not, can you please beat one today?

>>229719438
Ever heard of "Oathkeepers?"

>>229721496
kids will be kids

>>229722893
fellow MA faggot what up nigger

How much time for donuts smugglers ?

>>229723640
! lol wuttt
when you gonna come by for some lovely smoke?

>>2432693

Is super-troopers the creed by which you live by? if so, maybe others? and why not if no.

I fucking love that movie, but im not a cop.

What weighs more? 2 lbs. bricks or 2lbs. featherS?

>>8643833

>>2876368

If you come across illegal content on the internet, do you click off, fkkin save or report it and get it dealt with?

You married?

Is it true that illegal aliens have more rights than American citizens when arrested?

>>229722893
>>229723939
thought this was ask a question get an answer....what ur a cop... never mind you're never honest

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>>229723168
>>229723168
>>229723168
Op, will you deliver or not?

>>229724501
>>229724501
>>229724501
>>229724501
>>229724501
Yes they do

>>229724688
Aye Dios mio!

will you ever realise you are the problem and give up?

If I get pulled over for a bullshit reason and prove them wrong do they have any right to hold me there till they can bring a dog after I decline a search?

The specific situation was for no front plates even though it was completely visible in the front windsheild.

it only works if you answer the questions

fuck you pig

>>229722203

I might. Depends on the overall attitude. If I recognized someone as a /b/tard, I would probably kick 'em loose.

>>229722238

Again, gross generalizations, etc, etc. I make a bit more than 30k, thanks. You must be from a southern state.

>>229722286

Someone smoking weed depends on the totality of the circumstances. If you're not a douchebag, then you'll likely be kicked loose with no arrest.

>>229722567

Not necessarily. It depends on the violation and the person's demeanor.

>>229722579

I haven't killed anyone.

>>229722608

No, no quota. There is no requirement to write X amount of tickets per month.

>>229722686

I'm assigned to patrol, and spend most of my time responding to 911 calls. I do very little traffic enforcement, and then it's usually for only serious violations. It's not really my thing, and even if it was, I don't have the time to do it.

>>229722723

Big fucking deal. The State Police, if they respond to actual calls, show up an hour later and take a report. Great police work. What? Your house is being burglarized right now? We'll be there in 60 minutes.


>>229722783

No, because I'm a pansy, apparently.

>>229722807

No, but I've always been a drinker.

>>229722981

I can't say, since I wasn't there and don't know the totality of the situation. However, by definition, you are a criminal if you commit a crime.

Whats it like being a fucking cunt ?

fuck da police

>>229722203

i second this question

>>229724222
oh, yes.
i could be over at anytime in the next few hours, so listen out. and keep some food cooking. and keep smoking until i get there.

>>229723758
no quota who the fuck are you kidding

i dare you to give nothing but warnings for a month see if you still have your job lying fuck

I am smoking weed. What r u going to do about it?

>>229724970
Feel good man

how many times have you been divorced?

>>229724855
why is it a big deal though!!!!! ANSWER!!!! or is it not a big deal is it just something to tack on to fuck someones character over?

pic related

yeah your just trying to protect people right

Most cops are normal people, society is scum. Everyone is faggots.

is it fun beating niggers with your nightstick?

>>229723168

Ok. Sorry for the extra flash.

>>229723241

I haven't seen the Wire.

>>229723791

No.

Be patient. I'm trying to keep up.

only good cops a dead cop

>>229724782
lol not in arizona

>>229723168
I'm waiting for OP deliver

hope you say bye and hug your family tight everytime you leave, alot of us are just hoping it'll be your last time

>>229725327
i have had a few awesome cops... got into a wreak everyone was okay... but it hit me... when i saw all my friends going to the hospital... i went into shock. the cop gave me a blanket and let me smoke about 6 of his cigs and turned the heat up so i would stop shivering. then there are cops who are dicks who are xenophobic, rapist. There was a cop who pulled over a 3rd grade teacher and anally raped her......

>>229725728

>>229725120

Suck my dick, you flaming faggot. Traffic enforcement isn't the only part of police work, and some of us work in an area where it's not a priority. So shut your cockholder, you ignorant moron.

>>229725311

Nope, still married.

>>229725722

I don't carry a nightstick. Stop watching T.V.

>>229725810

Nice try, douchebag.

Why the fuck are you on my /b/ faggit.

how about uploading COFFEE, dude?

>>229723038

>So you mean gross generalizations are never correct?!?!

Let's be real, here.. Half of us ARE homosexuals, someone here DID rape a dog... But, we all hate niggers. :)

i am shoplifter will you bust me?

>>229726312
fuck you and the badge you hide behind catch you walking my streets get stuck bitch you mad cause you know its true you say its not the only part, yet you live in a run down shit town thats lost all its industry you may have what a meth problem and some illegals, but the majority of your stops and calls are old people and tickets your not fooling anyone bet your wifes getting dicked by some nigger everytime you have to put on your shiney boots worthless fuck

Fucking love cops. They're so convenient, especially when my neighbor next door is having a fucking party at 3am on a Tuesday night while I'm trying to sleep because I have an early class.

Keep being awesome, OP.

I've heard from several police that I have met that they have been recently been given "Full martial law" training.
Have you recieved such unconstitutional training and should martial law ever occur, will you be violating the constitution and confiscating americans guns?

do u take drugs?

Jesus fucking Christ, give me a chance to fucking answer before you bitches start crying. I'm trying to keep up. Kinda hard to filter through all the bullshit fast enough to find the actual questions.

Anyway.....


>>229724828

A traffic stop cannot be delayed more than a reasonable time to await a dog. That being said, reasonable is somewhat of a subjective standard, bu the courts have generally held that the stop cannot be delayed longer than would be customary to write the citation, check the driver's license, etc.

>>9504132

/b/ and the internet
pic related

Whats the most serious crime/call you've ever been involved with? Ay massive drug/prostitution rings?

Also, I don't think all cops are bad, just one or two. I've met some pretty sweet police officers.

I HOPE YOU ARE RAPED AND KILLED IN THE LINE OF DUTY YOU FILTHY PIECE OF SHIT.

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>>229726835
win

How many cops do you know that steal from the force?

Why dont you fucking pigs go after the bad guys instead of going after weed smokers and underage drinkers and speeders.

DO YOU WATCH DOCTOR WHO?

>>229727027
You gonna answer it or not.

>>229727073
your suchs a worthless fuck, you take advantage of people by offering them "deals" when they dont know the law AT ALL you offer to help them out and let them off easy so you can make a bust, since they dont know any better they think you are actually helping them and tell you, giving you access to w/e you want and incriminating them. Your a shady lying fuck and you know it, you take advantage of good people so you can get a paystub every week bet you have a hard time remembering the last persons life you ruined who actually deserved it punks like you dont even deserve graves dump you over the bridge or in the mud faggot

ACAB
Fuck all you cops... Every single fucking one of you, I got fucking arrest 3 times for hooligan shit... Cancerous niggers, all of you

do u liek donuts? do u spend ur lunch time in donut stores?

>>229726835

Ya got me. I stand corrected.

>>229726980

Yes, you're a fucking thief. I hate thieves.

>>229727007

Lrn2Grammar. Punctuation is your friend.

>>229727027

I haven't received any such training, and I don't think they're going to offer it to us. However, I have heard of other places receiving such training, and it disturbs me. I have a brain and can think for myself, and I don't know of any cop in this area who would participate in such activities. Not that any of the ignorant fucks here will believe me, but I actually believe in liberty.


>>229727041

I take insulin, as I'm diabetic, but that's it for drugs.

Cops are pretty cool guys ehh kills niggers and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>229727822
cool story bro

if i flip off a cop will i get arrested

best place to hide extacy when im transporting it from city to city? not alot like 100 pills or so?
or best hiding spot for drugs uve seen

>>229726835
This is beautiful.

Re=posted it here >>229727833

Do you like videogames?

HEY FUCK ASS COP, YOU KNOW IN THAT TERRORIST RECOGNITION BOOK ISSUED TO ALL STATIONS BY THE FBI THAT TELLS TO THAT PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE STRONGLY IN THEIR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS AND SECOND AMMENDMENT ARE POTENTIAL TERRORISTS, WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO PARTICIPATE IN A SYSTEM THAT DEEMS ITS OWN POPULUS AS THE ENEMY?

bump for answers

>>229727027
>>229727939
It's pretty rampant in my state.

There's a few cops I know who are "oathkeeper" members but I've met many who are nice guys, but once the badge comes on, they turn into storm troopers.
Nice to see your not one of them.

gdammit, everybody loves doughnuts. Cops can love them too. They're part of "everybody", right?

>>229727201

I would say a murder is the most serious call I've responded to. No major prostitution though.

>>229727598

None. But if they're stealing, I would imagine that they're not going to publicize that fact.

>>229727611

You're a moron if you can't see what damage potheads, speeders, and underage drinking can do. With that said, the job requires some discretion, and if they're not bothering anyone, it's a different ballgame.

>>229727835

I do like donuts, but I can't eat them. Diabetic and all...

>>229720851
>>229720851
>>229720851
>>229720851
wut?

>>8708096

Say... what's the weirdier shit you ever came across during work?

>>229728785
Please explain to me the damage that potheads do...apparently I'm a moron.

>>229728785

Potheads should be left out of that group..

But, have you ever pulled someone over for driving too slowly?

I've been pulled over three times for going ten miles an hour under the speed limit. Yes, I was stoned.

I was just being safe, though. =)

>>7381065

You sound reasonable wish there were more cops like you here.

keep up the good work

will you plz go postal and kill all your co-workers plox?

>>229728932
He clearly implied this policeman to be a pig, and his need and want to feast on his ASS! :D
EVERYWUN LOVES BACON

what does OP think about "too smart to be a cop?"

if you don't know, google it. it comes up in the predictive results, too.

Why dont you kill yourself instead of fucking up other people lifes for crimes that dont hurt anyone?

Is this OP?

>>229728127

You may get arrested for flipping off a cop, but it won't stand. The courts have ruled that laws applying to such acts violate the 1st Amendment. This is assuming, of course, that you're in the U.S.


>>229728142

Place to hide drugs? Somewhere not easily found, maybe? I don't find much drugs, so I haven't really seen anything ingenious.

Funniest call/ report? Youngest/ oldest criminals too

Fake badge is fake

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>>561066

Ever killed an innocent?
Ever get haunted by nightmares?
Ever lose a partner, hold him in your arms as he dies and yell, "NOOOOOOOO!"

YOU IGNORANT BRAINWASHED FUCK, POTHEADS DANGEROUS AREY OU FUCKING KIDDING ME? OH NOES THAT TERRORIST MIGHT EAT A WHOLE BAG OF CHEETOS HE MUST BE APPREHENDED.

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>>7148950

Would you ever bust a youngster/teenager for having CP of people his/her age?

If you drove by a house and saw a person smoking marijuana peacefully on their porch/property, jamming to mellow tunes, what would you do?
What would the majority of your fellow officers do?

>>229728142
>>229729334
Ever poked any assholes for drugs?

have you been firing your gun at a criminal? Have any criminal fired at you?

Yeah tell us about your most memorable arrest. I wanna hear a story.

Funniest call/report? And youngest/ oldest criminals, if you please.

How do you feel knowing that I've got a circle of people growing psylocibin mushrooms in my area, one of which lives across the street from a state trooper, and I orchestrated the whole thing?

i've been driving under the influence of bittersweet mary jane for about 6 years now, never had a single accident. actually i think i drive safer when stoned because i do respect all the speed limits then, while i usually don't when sober. how does that make you feel?

>>229719438
Please tell me why the american penal system consistantly incarcerates more people for victimless crimes than any other country in ENTIRE FUCKING THE WORLD?

>>229728683

Hurr durr, because I don't work for the Feds, genius.

>>229729135

Never seen a bunch of niggers smoking pot, and then robbing, stealing, and raping, eh? I'm not talking about your typical suburban white kid smoking a joint and eating some fucking Doritos. However, I have no sympathy for people who drive after smoking pot or drinking, regardless of how "safe" they think they're trying to be.

With that said, driving too slowly can be one factor in detecting a DUI.

>>229729932

Sweet sounds like I found me a new designated driver

So, why do you arrest me for doing nothing and then lock me up for a night and fine me for 150 euro's after saying i could leave immediatly with a 60 euro fine and no record if i confessed?

>>229719438
Fuck you sheep.

Do you think your making a difference?
Legitimate question.
How do you feel about vigilantes?

his eyes burn with determination. This soda will open, no matter what it takes.

>>229730099

>Never seen a bunch of niggers smoking pot, and then robbing, stealing, and raping, eh? I'm not talking about your typical suburban white kid smoking a joint and eating some fucking Doritos. However, I have no sympathy for people who drive after smoking pot or drinking, regardless of how "safe" they think they're trying to be.

You think the marijuana is responsible for their other behavior?

>>229729223
>>229729223
>>229729223
>>229729223

I second this. =)

Y would a cop be on 4chan? you must be into something weird, cocksucking maybe?

How does it feel that you hang out with a bunch of pedos here on /b/ ?

>>229730099
Nah, I haven't ever seen someone smoke and then rape and rob...has anyone else in the thread?? Were they smoking crack on top?

You've probably never smoked pot have you?

>>229730845

I never raped anyone on crack.

My dick was all numb and tingly.

If I walked up to you, looked you straight in the eye and said "I am high on marijuana" could you do anything about it?

>>229731127
I did once.
But I've never raped anyone high on pot.

Pa cop? haha i know your a dirty fucker then, haven't met a good cop in this state yet, and i know a few personally that have admitted to some messed up shit.

>>229730099
you have some reasonable answers, I approve of your thread. Here, have some cool picture.

hi op. I don't actually want to ask anything. I know being a cop can be a lot harder than people think.
to compensate that you get to do some really cool stuff normal person couldn't do.

just want to say, YOU choose your job. deal with it... it's not our problem if we are being assholes that provide you YOUR JOB.

>>229731152
can you?

I'm assuming it is pretty hard to jack a policeman's firearm, no?

>>5922475

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>>6997379

Do you lie on the police report?

>>229731152
>>229731152
>>229731152
This

>>229729290

Well, I'll have to look into it more, but I can say that I have met some pretty fucking stupid cops.


>>229729398

Funniest call? Fuck. Nothing is really standing out. Youngest arrest was 16 years old, not really all that young. Oldest was 72.

>>229729629

No, I don't see the purpose behind busting someone for having porn of people his own age.

>>229729708

I would likely tell the guy to stop being a tool and fucking go inside before his neighbors call to snitch on him. Most of my fellow officers would probably hook him up.

>>229729754

Never checked an asshole for drugs.

>>229729778

Never shot at anyone and never been shot at.

>>229730089

Because our system is fucked up, and we have an enormous amount of stupid fucking laws. However, to really address the problem, you need to look at the underlying source of the laws that are being broken. Lumping it all together as "the system" doesn't work, as the Federal system is completely fucking different.

Why so nigger.

If the cops stop me crossing a state border with illegal fireworks hidden under towels and they ask to search my vehicle, and I refuse. Do they need a warrant to search?

DIABETIC ALCOHOLIC COP IS DIABETIC AND ALCOHOLIC

go fuck yourself you right wing piece of shit

>>229731557

I have thought about this countless times and to the best of my knowledge and vision, there's only one little snap button holding it in. Correct me if I'm wrong, occifer?

>>229731850

yes they do, and if they get one and you're found out, you're 100x more fucked than you were before.

>>229725728

Is that a S&W M&P 9mil? Nice gun. The hollowpoint in the magazine on the other hand....that can't be standard issue can it?

/b/rothers! cops hate potheads...because they got all the chicks... so cops hate potheads...
lol jk
i think potheads are nonviolent. i mean sitting at their house smoking pot sounds A LOT different than *rape rape stab touch children drive drunk rape rape*

>>229719438
when you see cp here how does it make you feel?

Is it true that cops only fuck you in the ass?