gtfo kiddie, come back in 15-20 years.

clear gelatin in every toilet on friday, by monday every single toilet will be clogged.

wait for someone to poo, lulz ensue

put cum in soap dispensers

Turn all lights of, bust open gas main. Run.

put tacks on toilet seat

Pass all your classes with A's

lick a teacher

>>229353227
AH MAN, YOU TOOK MY IDEA! I WONDER WHERE WE BOTH GOT IT FROM HERP DERP

kiddie? we are all 18.....

yeh dont think the cum will work, not enough people woudl deliver, we have planned golden syrup in the soap and hand sanatisers

become an hero

vasiline on all the hand rails and door knobs in sight

only make it thin and not visable

Throw a bag of shit in the teachers lounge. We did it at my school. True story, no troll

Put coins in keyholes= cant open doors

put weedkiller in spray can and use it to write shit on the grass

Super glue all over hand rails as you walk past. Super glue in a syringe, inject into locks.

hold cock fights in the principal's office

do everything backwards

run about naked and lunge at the younger children with your pen0r

Do a columbine

we dont have grass...otherwise the weed killer would be slick, have crappy astro!

>>229354254
>>229354254

wut

grease a pig and let him loose

our prank will either be locking everyone into school
or doing nothing at all

>>3095518

paint + water + waterbaloons = win.

Worship anyone whose initials are MQ?

>>3680178

take 3 chickens.
write 1 on one of them, 2 on another and 4 on the last one, that would do it.

>>229352650
1. step in dogshit barefooted
2. wipe it on peoples pant leg as they walk by
3.?????
4. theres your prank

Get 4 chickens.
Spray paint 1,2,3 and 5 on them.
Put them in obvious places in the school.
They'll tear the school apart looking for #4.

Cups of water upside down everywhere

wt was that MQ????? :P

Lube all surfaces, door handles, tables, chairs, floors, etc.

>>229353319
This.
>>229354731
or this + >>229353105

Best pranks of all time...

* Gallon freezer bags of crickets in your locker. Pop them as you go into last period.

* Put the principals house for sale in the newspaper for a low low price.

* (Our senior prank) - Get 3 pot belly pigs and number them 1, 2 & 4 and let them loose. Watch the chaos ensue as people look for 3

mix flour and water into a paste, add some food colouring. Proceed to fill balloons, throw, laugh. That shit dries rock hard.

Just walk out knowing you never have to walk back in again.
Don't be a faggot about it.

sacrifice the valedictorian to the Aztec gods

Paint school in with glow in the dark paint, especially classrooms so they glow during powerpoint presentations

Dead fish in the roof, that shit will stink!

>>229354398
then just use regular spray cans

1.Throw someone's pencil case of the floor when they're not looking.
2.When they bend down to pick it up, inject them with aids.
3. ?????
4. Profit

Grease toilet floors. Then lol at people falling over in theri own (and other people's) piss.

mount a stripper pole in the hall
convince the sluts to hold a competition

Fly this into school

lulz ensue

wire tie all the outside doors shut so nobody can get inside the school

fuck it we just burned the school
shit was SO cash

invasion

>>2973587

€  €€€ ▲
€  ▲▲

>>229356100
this is actually a good idea

OP is a faggot, but the golden syrup idea is pure genius. Whoever came up with it must be some kind of demi-god ;)

Sure smells underage here.

pic related

>>2673039

1.dump as many back packs out as you can
2.flip said back packs inside out
3.place all back pack contents back inside
4.zip all back packs shut
5. zip tie all back packs shut
6. zip tie all back packs to door jams

Beat the V tech high score.

>>229352650
jizz on door

delete System32

Skip school on last day, act like badass

Step 1: get yourself some pigs, more then 3 if possible
Step 2: Number the pigs, BUT skip a number somewhere in the middle i.e. Pig 1, Pig 2, Pig 4
Step 3: Grease them bitches up
Step 4: Let them loose in the school

Shit happened at my High School in my Junior year, everyone was looking for Pig 3 all day.

Piss in the soap. Also, if any of you have a girlfriend, make her pretend to have been raped by one of the popular kids or by a teacher.

Release four pigs or midgets or deranged badgers into the school and number them 1, 2, 3 and 5 in some clever manner.

Watch as the impossible hunt for 4 ensues.

Get a van, some balaklavas, duct tape and zip ties. Burst into classroom with a group and kidnap an important or popular teacher. Make a video which shows him gagged and tied in a secret location. Make people track him down based on clues you give them in the video.

>>9818506

>>229357197
Liar. That story is as old as the internet

>>229356673
this

Shoot up the place with a gun. FUCK YEAHH AMERICA!

Get three pigs, and lable them on their sides with paint "1", "2", and "4". Watch them try to find 3.

>>229356868
you should delete system 32 on all school comps, or crash them with a virus.

>>229357197

no it fucking didnt, there is always some retard saying that happened at their school. shut the fuck up

>>229356673

I like this anons Idea.

just poop in your locker.

Obviously averyone knows about the #1, #2 and #4 prank. Be original.

sell text books/ burn them

We usually just started to egg the teachers. Teachers actually came with an extra pair of shirts to change in lol. Especially this spanish teacher, she was such a bitch.

school system gives no access to files like that you shit wit

>>229352650

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?

>>229357505
Never said it was original, just saying it was fucking hilarious.

Get 4 pigs right
And label them 1, 2, 4
Then this topic sucks and it's all copypasta

>>229357197
That fucking happened at my school too!

Steall school appliances/stationary/supplies for teh lulz.

LOL OP.

OP SRSLY.

I HAS AN IDEA OP.

U SHOULD-

NO WAIT U SHOULD SRSLY

HEY OP.

I HAS AN IDEA.

U SHOULD TAKE 3 PIGS/chickens/whatevs

N LABEL EM 1 2 AND 4

SHIT IS CASH OP

>>229358318
OMG! Srsly!?!?!?? i thought of that too!!!!

printer ink + soap/hand sanitizer dispensers

then set the school on fire after you've locked all the doors

Administer Viagra to all males in senior class or whoever wants it. Where gym shorts to school. Have a boner for a day.

take screwdriver from workshop, go into every classroom, undo *every screw* in the rooms. take doorknobs off the inside of rooms. put *all* furniture (if you dont unscrew it) out in the halls/outside/gaffa taped upside down to ceiling. turn layout of room around (desks/teachers desk/tv etc) 90° or 180°. make a desk-pyramid in the main outside area/in the cafeteria. get road-cones and high-visibility jackets and redirect all traffic on the roads going past through the school carpark.

basically, go nuts.

OMG GUIZ I HAV SUCH A GD IDEA AT MY SKOOL I DID THIS CRAZY THING I GOT 4 PIGS AND PAINTED 1 2 3 AND 5 ON THEM AND NO-ONE COULD FIND 4 IT WAS SO FUNNY I DID IT HONESTLY I DIDNT JUST HEAR THAT STORY AND CLAIM IT HAPPENED TO ME SHIT WAS SO TROLOLOLOLOLOL

GET THE FUCK OUT YOU UNDERAGE PIECES OF SHIT

Get three pigs, and lable them on their sides with paint "2", "3", and "4". Watch them try to find 1 all day.

>>229358065
>Steall school

DO IT FAGGOT

Tell everyone in the school you're going too pull a fake suicide hanging. Actually hang yourself and when everyon'e laughing, you'll be dead.

op... srsly. just start saving all your poop in a jar and by the last day of school you should have enough for a poop fight.

at graduation , dump gatorade on your principal

>>229358960
Fucking this.

>>229358680
And caps lock is cruise control for faggotry.

OK, this is awesome! Go into all the toilets especially the darker ones, lift the seats and pull cling film over it until there are no creases. In low light its near invisible.

sit back and listen to curses as piss fires back and shit is smeared on arses.

we took an old beat up VW beetle and had it disassembled in the previous weeks. then, brought it into school piece by piece and assembled it in the library on the second floor. everything but the engine, shit was too heavy/complicated

shout Leeroy Jenkins.

1. Get 3 pigs,
2. paint the numbers 1, 2, and 4 on them.
3. Let them loose in school

>>229358960
that sounds like a meme caption

>>9579081

>>2476303

GET 3 FUCKIN T-REX, LABEL EM WITH 1...2...4....THEY WILL BE LOOKIN FOR THE T-REX #3 !!

SHIT IS SO RAWWWR

create a creepypaste treasure hunt, with clues all over the school. do loads. make the last clue point to the first one

Place mines in the school pitch.

>>229359363
-9001/10

>>229352650

CALL IN BOMB SQUAD AS YOU THOUGHT THERE WAS A BOMB IN DA BUILDING

AWWGHGHHHHH EVERYBUDY GIT DOWN!!

DARES A BOMB IN DA BUILDING!!!!

CAHOGEN!!

I meant wear gym shorts.

>>229359446 beat you ( >>229359385 ) to it.

>>229352650
washing up liquid on all floors in hallways

>>229357977
unplug all the mice/network cables. turn all the pc's off at the back. swap the monitor cables around, so that no pc is connected to the mouse/screen/keyboard it was before (and make them all connected to different pc's). if you want to cause damage, superglue in the network ports or on the network cable plug contacts. if u can get software access, put a batch file with a shutdown command in the startup folders.

>>7386629

Pee in your coffee cup

>>229359385
this

for idiots who don't get it, the faculty will be looking for "3" the entire day

>>8460517

GET 1,000 MOSQUITOES INFECTED WITH MALARIA.

LABEL THEM 1,2,3,4,5...998, 1000

LET THEM SEARCH FOR NUMBER 999.


LOL SHIT BRIX COS I STILL GO SCHOOL AND I'M UNDERAGE.BAN

JUST SHOUT THE WORDS NIGGER PENIS AND EVERYONE WILL LAUGH WITH HILARITY

>>229359446
do not combine with system 32 deleting, t-rexes are good at tech support

Throw hotdogs down the hallway while yelling, "Look everyone, I'm having sex with (insert popular girl's name)."

>>229356417
>>229356530

Da fuck sort of pranks are these?

Go up on the roof of your school and paint a large penis on it. When google earth or a news chopper flys over profit!

>>229359446
lol

>>229356673
the resulting heat would kill any virus alive in the jar.

you fail

Eat out oldest teachers vagina
profit
did it rite

>>229352650
All come in wearing burkas, during last period, take them off and get beaten by your angry husband.

Things me and my friends did.. some that we wish we did.

1 - trim all your pubes and litter them through out as many shared school textbooks / librarybooks as you can.

2 - get some raw squid and hide tiny bits of it EVERYWHERE. Take off the rubber stoppers on those pipe doorstoppers and put some in there, put some in airducts etc.

3 - go into an empty class with a ceiling fan, clean the dust off it and spray it with cooking oil so it's super slippery. Put a shit on top of it. (Easily done by taking a dump in a bag then dropping it out later.).

4 - Take a shit in a zip lock bag, wear rubber gloves.. go to all the staff cars and spackle some shit under the driver side door handle of every car. Be SURE to make it so that you can't see it.. wedge it in nice and clean, and bring some paper towel to wipe up any excess mess. This is fucking GOLD - do THIS.

Shotgun + Drama club = Bulltrue

Picture Related

start a fire in the pool

>>229361863
btw - number 3 is fucking great, i'm an ausfag so the end of the year is very hot and fans are almost always on. Once enough speed is reached, slippery shits make their crash landing on some really unlucky kid : )

A handful of cableties, all doors tied shut. Set off firealarm. Watch people shit themselves.

Bring enough soda and chips for everyone to enjoy and wish your teachers a safe and enjoyable summer.

>>229362782
how do you look a door with a cable tie?

ok, this is what we did; get 3 pigs, label them 1,2,3 and watch everyone look for 4 all day long, lulz ensue

>>229362671
Maybe. They might smell a turd on the ceiling fan though.

if you have white soap, replace it with milk, also put milk in the chair legs, stinks like shit next year :D

>>229362997

Double doors, the ones you see in corridors ususally have protruding handles.
If you just have regular, one handle doors like classrooms have just cover them in oil.

>>229362782
you could use a wedge instead of zipties, since that would actually work

>>229363106
a fail-proof plan. people might even keep looking for 5 and 6. lol lol lol.

>>229362656
this

>>229363284
omg fire!... ewww the handle was all greasy, lol great prank

Put a german shepard on the roof.

>>5330530

release chickens and guinea hens during ceremony

Steal several of your teachers' cell phones and have them all dial 911 at the same time. Police will think some dangerous shit is going down at the school.

okay listen up fucktard here's what you gotta do. During your graduation I assume you have to shake that cocksucker principals hand right? So give every senior a penny at graduation. When you go up to shake, put the penny in his palm as you shake it. He either has to drop it on the floor, or put it in his goofy ass robe pockets. Multiply this by however many seniors you have and you get win. Tits for motivation

lube/baby oil in the hallways
skunk piss the doors
etc

>>229363263
Maybe spray the shit in more cooking oil to cover up the stink a little. A high decently ceiling will hopefully mean that the stink won't be noticeable.

>>229363872
AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT GIVE HIM THE STINK PALM ALA MALLRATS

>>229363584

butthurt much?

Get some huge 80's sunglasses and a shotgun and shoot up your school, then tell everyone the glasses let you see their true form and they were really aliens that have secretly enslaved mankind.

>>229363106
Idiot you label them 1, 3, 4
And every teacher in the world knew about this when they were your age, failfag

1. eat a load of spicy Mexican food, or something to give you harsh diarrhea.

2. Shit all over the floor in a hallway while class is in session.

3. Pull fire alarm.

Shove a rock up your ass.

>>229363872
holy fuck this is an amazing idea

put 4 bombs and label them 1, 2, and 3. Lulz ensue when they realize there was a fourth!

>>229363891
I love the idea of turd falling from the ceiling in the middle of class.

TOUCH THOM YORKES PENIS ON THE TELEVISION. SHIT BRIX.

>>229363872
>>229363872
>>229363872
sauce of pic? moar?

pull a fire alarm at first period then at second period and so on... then just after lunch start a fire

>>229364876
lol

Rape one of your female teachers,Tape it,Give it to the principal,Say she is fucking her students,Get her fired,Win epicly

take a poo in the teacher's desk , and after shit like : yak what's smellin like this and ur like LOL

>>229363106
1,2 and 4 is more fun

photo shop your principal or teachers head on a pic of hardcore porn...make copies in school library for free.. flood hallways.

oddly enough my prinicipal left 2 years after we did that via a groping scandal

we also put a dildo in our assnt principals mail box.

Flush 5 to 10 pounds of dry ice down the crapper.

>>229352650
You said bang
sulphuric acid + nitric acid + glycerin = nitroglycerin - > KABOOOM

do you by any chance live in orlando florida OP?
specifically orange county? and go to an OCPS school?

if so, replicate what cypress did (decks on roofs of portables) with EVERY portable.

>>229363870

Yeah the police have every teacher's personal phone number on caller ID.

>>229364912
Yeh, this was one of the plans that we didn't get to follow through with. Left it too late and weren't able to pull it off. Would've been great.

laxatives/vomit inducers in the food/sauces

What ever you do make sure it's bad enough to where you can get in trouble with the cops like getting put on probation do something wild. or something small like flooding the school or call in a bomb treat something that will get ever body out of school

hide a bunch of cell phones in the ceiling tiles, and have one kid ditch class and call them all day, watch the teacher rage and eventually molest one of you looking for the phones

Mustard gas : Ammonia + Bleach. Put a shitload in the vents (make sure you wear a gas mask and protective gear while installing.Then skip school.

>>3788838

>>229365640
hurr cell phones have gps you fucktard

EAT A GIANT PANDA BEAR IN FRONT OF EVERYONE

>>229366320
just get a couple of 5 gallon buckets and tip them over on each other in a hallway, then pull fire alarm

>>229365469
What the fuck would that do? Gahd don't be such a new fag with crappy ideas!

>>229366543

Wut?

sacrifice a virgin female to satan in the principles office

Take a shit in principles drawer

Close the toilet door and put out of order on it,
Get a cow and lead it up to the headmasters office, they can't be lead back down,
Remove all the mirrors from the toilets,
Put baby oil on all of the toilet seats,
Fill the soap dispensers with pigs or another animals blood or something (can be acquired through a butcher),
Grease up sets of stairs,
Put prawns/fish behind the radiators.

That's all I can think of atm.

get an ice pick and stab all of everyone's tires in the parking lot except one kid you really hate

Pour orange soda on your dick in class.

>>229366964

The ugliest girl in the school, or the hottest?

1 hack the school computer system
2 print 1000 copies completely black
3 get banned from pc room
4 PROFIT!

srsly happened in my school :D

Get a friend of yours and dress like ninjas... Walk through classrooms and have epic fights and walk out. RaNdOmNeSs?? Reactions.

Considering your school has a football field or whatever and it's easily accessible , then follow these steps

recruit alot of friends
chip in and buy plastic forks in bulk
break in at night
stick forks all over the field (about 1 meter apart so it doesnt take forever)

>>229366665
>>229366665
Dry ice (Frozen Co2) EXPANDS by 100 fold as it thaws/evaporates.
Dry ice 1cubic inch=100Cubic inches when thawed in gas form. It would ether burst the pipes (if they are lead) or the gas bubble would push every thing above, and below out of the wast water plumbing. IE toilets, floor drains, sink drains. So ether it would cause massive damage, or a really big ass mess.

Go to the Library.

Find a copy of Catcher in the Rye.

Shit in it.

Put it back on the shelf.

>>229367440
hottest, satan dont want any nasty bitches

get a thousand little baggies like the ones u put drugs in and fill them with rock salt so it looks like meth, and hide them on people

fish sauce into airconditioner intake

>>229367523
0/10

Buy a gun and go on a killing spree.

make hash brownies for teachers and put them in teacher lounge

buy a gun with one of those little flags in it that says "bang" but looks real, give a speech to make u sound legit then point it at someone and click, watch them shit themselves

dump 2 gallons of liquid aspic in the toilets

>>229367963
>>229367963
>>229367963

Or with flour so it looks like coke, or with dried out grass so it looks slightly like weed. xD

Throw petrol over every thing and then set it on fire with a pipe bomb, if you want to know how to make one, make a illegal information thread.

put laxative (lots lots lots) in the ketchup/mustard/bbq sauce dispensers at lunch unless your school is retarded and buys them individually packaged. then lock every bathroom door from the inside
profit??

>>229368829
>>229368829
>>229368829
>>229368829
>>229368829


This.

Wear a mask and find a teacher alone somewhere with nobody around. Fuck him up.

>>229368829
Wow. I'm glad the only people who actually eat lunch inside my school are faggots.

>>229367697

don't know if serious.

>>229368829
DOOOO ETTTTTTTTTTTT

>>229368570
>>229368570
>>229368570
>>229368570
DO IT FAGGOT!
>>229368570
>>229368570

>>229368570
>>229368570
>>229368570
i want dis 1

>>229368570
Do this one, and you will go down in history.

I released squirrels for my senior prank. Caught about 30 of them and about five friends and I released them in various bathrooms and opened the doors so they could escape into the rest of the school.

here is on classic i used to do when i was in 10th grade take a food film like this and put it over the toilet seat so next time some one will take a shit the shit will stick to his ass i saw that happen a coble of times

Get a hold of a school district walky talky/radio. Start trolling. Whatever you can say to get the military involved.

our senior prank we had one of our friends (mom was a teacher) get the keys to classrooms and pulled all the desks into the hallways and ziptie them together. then write shit all over the whiteboards.

also we have a gazebo in the middle of the courtyard. we tied a large tarp to all 4 corners and filled it with water from the local river. rednecks filled it wit largemouth bass

got a huge pack of string and tied everything in the courtyard together. looks like spiderman came through. lulz ensue as everyone tried to duck under/step over them to get to class in the morn

>>8051780

yo fukin hop the fuk off every1 ur a gay bitch and u didnt even show up to the courts 2day to fight me like just fukin stop tlking to me ur a fag BROSKI

>>2552103

put dead fish in air vents, above the ceiling tiles, hell anywhere you can think of. bonus points if theyll never find it

i'm think of something to do as well anons i can access all of the school's printers throughout the school system would that be lulzy?

>>229370529
>>229370529
>>229370529

I am a voly. fire fighter and I found out my local school districts radio freq. using (www.radioreference.com). i used my fire depts transciever to fuck with them. i called principal to football field for no fucking reason, etc.

Start gluing dollars and shit on the floor with superglue.

Watch people go crazy trying to pull that shit off.

If there is one teacher you hate in particular you can put broken glass at two of his tires, make sure to cover them up with stuff like ducktape, just leave an edge open, the car's pressure will slide right into that.

>>229370842
this is what your post looks like:

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thin chocolate pudding with water, fill enema bags and run down the hall squirting everything and everybody with them... Sort of a columbine without all the death...

>>229371105

>the car's pressure will slide right into that.
>the car's pressure will slide
>the car's pressure

wat

anyone know how to get into the intercom systems at school?

>>229370917

Shoop the Principal into some CP pictures, Profit?

>>229371605
woman principal though

>>229371501

Meant the weight of the car will slide into the glass especially if you have it ductaped upwards. For extra damage, do this on both sides of the wheels.

I don't know how they did it, but we had kids make homemade smoke bombs out of saltpeter and suger (i think), and set them off. you oughta be able to find the recipie online somewhere. they made a HUGE volume of smoke...

get bunch of guys together and lift up the back end of you principals car and roll a log under it so the tires dont touch the ground and leave it

>>229371822

Try and get a picture, then shoop it so she looks like she's sleeping with you after a good fuck?

Who cares if she looks fugly or whatever. It'll be lulzy.

>>229371975
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0X6-TRZdkE

I did the same thing, but at some ones house party.

>>229371975
is suger anything like sugar?

>>229358960
>>229357430
>>229355449
>>229354013

One of these!

>Get 3 chickens
>Mark first chicken with the number 1
>Mark second chicken with the number 2
>Mark third chicken with the number 4

They'll spend all day looking for chicken number 3

4 parts sugar
6 parts potassium nitrate (saltpeter)
mix it
heat it over a low flame, stirring
pour into container, put in some matches as fuse
ignite
incredible amounts of thick, white smoke.

>>229374408
where the fuck do u get salt peter?

>>229372644
not even in the same neighborhood
what's the matter with you?

>>229374551
buy it, you idiot.

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>>229374551
at the google search engine
what's the matter with you?

>>229374408
Bump salt peter is what, and where do i get it.

This fag is from chancellors school!!!!
We are the only school breaking up on that day.
Who is this?

>>229375346
if you do not know what it is, stay the fuck away from it.

>>229375035
wth how does music make sugar smoke

>>229354206
>>229354206
>>229354206
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>>229375550
It's potassium nitrate, I've known that for years, i just don't know were to get it.

>>9810401

>>229376133
because I just told you.
is it KNO3 or KNO2?
if you know which, maybe I'll tell you.

Paintball gun fight in the quad.

>>229352650
fill blowup dolls with helium, then release them in your schools gymnasium!

>>8654406

>>6038679

>>229376409
KNO3 I've made a smoke bomb before, but my friend got me the supply's.

break into the ict suete and make the delete system 32 .bat.

enable all the computers to run them if they dont run them anyway.

distrubute them to all computers in the school and place them into the start up shell. do this on the last lesson, everyone who is on already wont be affected. the next time someone logs on it will run that .bat and delete the system 32 for that computer. it has to do it for them all atr some point. thousands of pounds worth of damage for such little work.

pic related, it will be the ict technitians faces

in hawaii they beat the shit out of all the white kids, it's called "kill haole day"

>>229363424
>>229363106

Fuckers stole my idea.

btw, saltpeter/KNO3 can be bought in any major gardening shop.
Just make sure you buy something else along with the junk else they'll suspect bombz.

op here, thank you, have sum gd ideas now!

>>229377744
can you buy it pure?
or is there stuff added to it?

>>229377331
On the U.S. mainland everyday is slaughter the hawaiian nigger day.

>>229366533

implying life is csi: miami

LOLOLOLOL highschool.
you kids are fags

Stefan, jag vet att det är du

Place broken shards of glass on the sticky side of a piece of duct tape. Stick to the top of principal's wheels (the parts that are least visible to a passer by). As he pulls out of his spot, the glass goes in and his wheels are fucked. Try experimenting with different sharp objects and do it to more than one wheel.

Masturbate in the middle of school and blame it on the alcohol.

Read the whole thing before judging.

Get FOUR pigs, label them on their sides, with 1, 2, 3, 4.

Let 1, 2, and 4 run wild through the hallways. Bludgeon #3 to death with a knife, and leave the bloody corpse in the locker room shower.

The faculty will find 1, 2, and 4, and they will know NOT to look for another pig. Because of this, someone will get quite a surprise when they go to take a shower after gym class!

Ok here is wat you do. You get 5 cows
Spray paint 1,2,3,4 and 6 on them.
Put them in obvious places in the school.
They'll tear the school apart looking for #7.

>>229379355

>EDIT
Wear gloves. This might be overkill, but it won't hurt as tape holds evidence very well. Just think worst-case scenario (or best) the guy gets into an accident.

>>229378704
what are you, a retard?
you know nothing about the 911 system?

>>229378293
>>229378293

If 99.5% is pure enough for you, then yes!

SILVER NITRATE IN SOAP DISPENSERS
SHIT IS NOT CASH
SHIT STAINS YOUR SKIN FOR DAYS

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3879328

OP do you go to NHS?

>>2164915

>>229380040
it is, but i thought there might be additives.
>>229380125
god. fucking. yes.
or H2O2 in a spray bottle
spray it on random girls' hair.

>>229377744
Thank you good sir!

>>3777752

>>1789442

Sharpie in pooper right on school quad

In my school there's pictures of all athlete's faces hung up on the walls in the cafeteria. My friend and I are going to put trollfaces over each of them.

Get 3 T-Rex's

Number them 1, 2, 4

Let them run wild in school!

C4
DO IT FAGGOT

>>229382116
ghey

hey u underage fag, GTFO.

>>229361863
this faggot basically trimmed his pubes and shit in a bag. Never got it to school and only wished for the rest. GTFO all you underage faggots.

Rickroll the school over morning announcements/intercom.

Fork the football field. If you don't know what that is, basically throw a LOT of plastic silverware on the football field.

Find a midget willing to do anything for some money. Pay him to dress up like a leprechaun and run around school yelling "out of me way, they're after me lucky charms!"

jello crystals in the school pool

>>229382052
your low brow humor made me lul.

ITT illegal information thread.

GO

>>3238574

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>>6888644

>>9217741

>>8800248

Let live chickens loose, put fish behind the radiators, put maggots in the vending machines, put condoms EVERYWHERE, put lube on banisters and door handles XD

>>229356673
This wouldnt work... AIDs dies when it hits oxygen let alone the heat from the explosion.

>>229379677
>Bludgeon with a knife
lolwut?

I DECLARE THIS THREAD DEAD

6 piece chicken combo...put frozen chickens in the duct work deep in the ducting just pop small holes in the bags and throw in and put vent back on....stink will linger for as long as the chickens are ther or until totally dried out/mummyfied