"You can't scare me. You can't do--" he started to say, but I slapped him so hard, I saw my handprint (with ridges) instantly leave a mark on his soft cheeks.

"What's that, boy?" I asked.

"Please stop," my girl said, but that was not the safety word.

"I'LL CALL THE COPS ON YOU JARHEAD."

"Eat the laser pointer." I said, twisting it from his fingers, long and slender from years of sissy clarinet playing.

"FUCK Y--"

I punched him hard in the face. "EAT THE LASER POINTER, MAGGOT!" I said. He just gritted his teeth and pursed his lips indicating I couldn't force his mouth open without a struggle.

He fucked with the wrong guy.

I then punched him repeatedly in the face. First punch cut his lips with his braces. Second punch make a snapping noise as the sharp dental wires broke free from their tension of the ties and whipped around his closed mouth. Two more punches produced a crack as his teeth caved in, snapping at the roots. At one point, I felt his jaw shift, indicating a break in the mandible joint. His face went floppy as I pulled his jaw down and forced the laser pointer into the blood-filled pie hole.

"Swallow," I said.

"Stop it!" my girl said.

"Leave him alone," said some onlookers. But none of them approached close enough to be a threat.

"SWALLOW IT LIKE YOU SWALLOW YOUR DAD'S DICK!" I screamed. I felt warmth spread across my knee as I realized the moppet must have pissed himself. "I WILL PARALYZE YOU FOR LIFE," I screamed. "I HAVE CLEARANCE AND LICENSE TO KILL BY YOUR GOVERNMENT FOR THREATENING A MILITARY OFFICER. YOU WILL SWALLOW THIS."

I watched him try. He gagged, and threw up a little. But on the third attempt, I watched it go down along with parts of his teeth.

"NOW ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT AGAIN, BOY?" He shook his head. He was too scared to open them. He was trying to sob as bloody chunks came from his broken nose. "YOU GONNA RUN TO THE COPS?" He shook his head emphatically. "YOU GONNA EVER ASSAULT A SPECIALLY TRAINED OFFICER WHO FIGHTS TO PROTECT YOUR FREEDOMS? DON'T SHAKE YOUR PINHEAD, BOY. SAY YES. SAY YES SIR!!"

"Yes sir..." he said weakly. Blood was pouring from his mouth as he spoke.

"I CAN'T YEAR YOU."

"I want to go home..." he whined.

"Say YES SIR before I carve it into your face!"

"Yes sir!" he said.

"Now... go sit your skinny ass down, and enjoy the movie! And apologize to the people around you for being a dumb ass." I tossed him over the row again, landing his back and neck across the arm rests.

To his credit, he did apologize. None of his friends shined a pointer at anything else for the rest of the film. And my girlfriend was silent during the whole film. I must have scared her bad, because she got scared and said 'you're moving with your aunt and uncle in Bel-Air'

fail

WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS COOL
YOU JUST HAD TO FUCK IT UP

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>>6612909

fuck you

eeehehehe

FUCK YOU I WAS ENJOYING THAT

Well, you got to the point before the Bel-Air, so you kinda failed. Otherwise, epic story.

>>225416256
cool story bro

tough not to see that coming from a mile away, but I liked it

I enjoyed that.

Ok, I did lol at the bel-air piece, but that is a good story - thanks for finishing it. :-D

well that was dissapointing

>because she got scared and said 'you're moving with your aunt and uncle in Bel-Air'