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05/02/10(Sun)17:46:17 No.223256XXXIn
the beginning, there was Moot. On the first day, Moot created 4chan
and said "Lord, this is 4chan, bringer of pain." On the second day,
Moot created Anonymous. They became lonely so Moot created Bridget; Anonymous
complained of this trap, but Moot proclaimed "There are no girls on the
interbutt, Bridget will suffice." On the third day, Moot gave man
tripcode. "Behold tripcode," he said. "Only ye who wish to forgive may
perform." On the fourth day, Moot created /b/, and many Anonymous
rejoiced. On the fifth day, the server crashed, Moot's creation was
in disarray and MYSQL errors killed off many Anonymous with no mercy. On
the sixth day, there was a sticky, and many complained of this sticky
and thus proclaimed 'This sticky sux0rz.' On the seventh day, Moot
sold 4chan. |