can you hear this?

i can read it, it is imposible to hear as you cant hear text.

Can I have a dollar?

>>221449262
that's just what you think cos you're deaf. us normals can all hear it.

>>221449262
I think I'm in love.

Haha, you just read this in my voice!

Oh, wait...

so, how did you hear of 4chan?

sir id like to ask you some questions.

first off...if you use hearing aids, does that mean you can hear something? albeit probably very quiet?

second, do you partake in any form of culture that
requires sound? i.e. movies, music, or tv?

ask a HIV /b/tard anything.

born with HIV, 17, virgin, going through some series of shitty life phrases like all of us are.
go go go.

pic related: and i hear using AIDS

what's hearing nothing like?

Does it ever get boring?

you're not deaf, you're just not trying to hear things properly

I can't hear without the help of my hearing aids.
good philosophy on reading the text in your voice in your head, but sound has to be "waves" in the air to reach your ears, but since this is no wave, your arugement is invalid.

Do you go to a special school?


I SAID, DO YOU GO TO A SPECIAL SCHOOL?!?!?

are your other senses more powerful, like daredevil for example?

kindly awaiting answers to my questions

these>>221449967

>>221450017
FUCKING
BRILLIANT

>>221449758

well lurking on youtube, and i went over some videos of this girl called "bawksy" and i read a history on her, and obviously 4chan is what made her famous, looking at threads, imgboards, forums was what i always did in my spare times, so i pretty much found the perfect board for it. /b/ and /b/ always been there for me. as for all of you guys too.

how did you hear about 4chan if your blind?

if you're deaf how are you posting on 4chan....

>>221448697
Holy hell, me too.
Massive hearing loss in both ears.
Sucks dude. But you get used to it.

>>221449262
You can hear text, often in your own voice but sometimes of the person who wrote it.

Man sucks to be you, especially to find that out on 4chan.

the fuck OP, how can you even "look at threads" if you mute!

>>221451010

ah, so you're a newfag? cool, get the fuck out.

>going through some series of shitty life phrases like all of us are.
>phrases
also,
have you ever seen
ITS ALL GONE PETE TONG? that movie is about a deaf dj

>>221450433

faggot needs to realise he's typing not speaking

Alright OP, prove you're Deaf.
What's the sign for poison?

AIDS???

>>221448697
you're not getting the appeal of vocaroo threads, amirite?

hearing AIDS.

Too much phonesex kid?

When u Jack off do u moan loud with out u knowing ?

>>221451520
dude, don't forget that said dj was bent on making everyone blind by playing all his CDs backwards in an 8-track. pure evil.

>>221451786
Jolly roger, motherfucker.

dude will you just fucking answer my questions? seriously shit...its not that hard to internet. i understand youre 17 and ive had much more practice but wtf else are you doing with your time? listening to drum and bass? GO FAGGOT

how can you even see this thread if you're deaf?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHOUTING SOUNDS LIKE?

Post related, it's how we normal people read out the above text

>>221452062

Har har hiddilly har.
Only true Deaf know the sign for poison.

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>>221449967
yea sorry, typing on my mobile phone doesnt exactly seem as fast as it is on a computer.

hearing aids do help me hear things that happen around me, same as a hearing person would, i can adjust volume to be at great sound and low sound, i usually have it on medium which is what everyone else usually hears at this sound decimals. like if someone has to yell my name from a distance, i would be able to hear them like anyone else would.

2nd question, i enjoy listening to music but i can't understand the lyrics, i can hear the words, but it just sounds like.... well, sound.
try turning off the sound on your tv and watch a show, thats what it would be like, but when i do have my hearing aids on and i watch a movie, i would need to have the captions on in order to understand the characters words.
its different in person though, i lip read.

>>221452274
there is no sign

>deaf...hearing with hearing aids


GETFO my /b/ , impostor!

HOW THE FUCK YOU LIVE WITHOUT BACH?

>>221452176
even deaf people can hear billy mays

nothing much, just listen to my ipod on full

>>221451235
did you ever try cleaning out the cum in your ears before going all disabled on us?

Pnåaåaåaåaåaåaåaåaåarp, nåaåaåarp, nåaåaåarp, nåaåaåarp, nåaåaåarp!!!!!!!!!!

Pnåååååååååårp nåaåaåaåaåarp nåaåaåaåaåarp nåaåaåaåaåarp nåaåaåaåaåarp!!!!!
Pnåarp nåaåaåaåarp nåaåaåaåarp nåaåaåaåarp nåaåaåaåarp nåaåaåaåarp!!!

you will never experience the amusement of hearing deaf people laugh or cry, that is sad.

What's you favourite song OP??

Do you sign, OP?
I'm studying to become an interpreter.

Different deaf fag here.
I wouldn't have it any other way.

Arent you afraid of robbers getting in your home and raping your mother's + sister's faces, but you sleep tight because you can hear them screaming for help?

Hi, this is opr 6534 and have you ever received a relay call before ?!

I used to have a fun job.

OP here, gotta go, batterys low. flame on.

>>221453042
Nope. They are cunts.

>>221452515
oh i apologize, didnt realize you were on a mobile.

im sorry if this is ignorant but if you CAN hear using hearing devices...how can you not understand words? does just come out as one long blur of sound? thats the only thing i could imagine.

Have you heard that song airplanes? With your hearing aids out

how does op know if his cumpumper of the day isn't faking it?
because he couldn't TELL!!!
hahha

Hey different deafag, take over.

>>221453507
Without hearing aids, everything sounds like a dull roar, you are unable to pick out any specific voice.

With hearing aids, it's like being able to see again, no shit. I can hear footsteps, someone tapping their nails.. it's amazing.

>>221453024

lol, like any metally healthy person would believe you.

Like a cripple would say, fuck walking, I'm too lazy anyways.

>>221453749
Already have.

Is that all? no more questions?

>>221451771

yeah but i lol'd

I'd rather be blind than deaf. Not being able to hear music must really suck...

>>221448697
ask a blind /b/tard anything.

born blind, 17, virgin, going through some series of shitty life phrases like all of us are.
go go go.

pic related: i can't see shit.

>>221454644
I can hear music. I have to turn it up all the way, but its possible.

Why do deaf people talk like they're retarded?
"Naaaahhh daaahhh daaahhh mnaaahhh"

>>221454932
Why do you speak like you're intelligent?
I guess everyone just like to be misleading.

Do you ever have dreams in which you can, like, be able to hear or shit?

TITS OR GTFO

>>221454842
Not really a deafag then. You're still lucky then.

>>221455102
Semi deaf fag here.
Fukkin saved. I lol'd.

>>221453899
so if everything is very clear (nails tapping is a good one)

how do you not understand words.

>>221448697

fuck
this must be a shitty life
music is the best thing on earth
well, good night, gotta get some sleep while listening to quiet radio

>>221449262
Yea. We, the hearing people, CAN actually hear text.

>>221448697
do you like electronic music?

Alright, this thread has blown my fucking mind. If I'm understanding this right, a deaf person can HEAR with a hearing aid? Speech, music, tapping, etc.? Even super hearing if they turn it up really loud?

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>>221448697
Why do you fucks have to go around trying to sell this card that says "I am deaf and trying to support myself by selling this card" just when I don't want to be accosted in places where people supposedly have money but I don't? I got accosted by one of you deaf fucks at a grocery store - the card was attached to a pencil. Then I was just sitting in my mutherfucking car in the same shopping area and another of you deaf fucks tried to sell me another damn card!?!

WHAT THE FUCK!
Just do a job that doesn't require hearing shit like in a loud factory. or directing planes at an airport - you don't need the ear protectors. dammit.

>>221455244
Like i said, it sounds like a dull roar. Like a sports crowd, for example. Single voices just get lost in the static.

Deaf fag is a lier.
If you can hear anything then your not deaf.

so tell me OP , what kind of music are you in to?

>>221455320
Only semi-deaf here.
Purely deaf hear nothing. Not a single sound.

>>221455629
spot on!

>>221455629
Derp?

does hearing aids hurt?

@DeafFag:

Did you ever get busted for ilegally downloading MP3's?

>>221455515
ok ok
WHAT static?

Can you hear and FEEL the cool breeze hitting the inside of your ear? Oh I guess not.

Do you like jazz?
Do you like electronic music?
Do you like acid-jazz?
Do you like post-rock?

How do you hear the honks
Can you talk without hearing your voice?
Can you scream?

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>>221448697
your not deaf. Deaf people don't type as neat as you.
i know several deaf people and I know ASL.
Deaf people type in the stuttered phrases they know from ASL, not fluently.
TROLL

>>221455955
static being every other sound you cannot fully process.

Imagine yourself at sport game, your choice. EVERYONE is cheering as loud as possible. Not try to hear the one person whispering to you, ten feet away.

DeafOP, are you mentally retarded or anything? I know someone that works for deaf telephone relay and ALL of the people he deals with seem to have severe mental disabilities =O

So far you seem intelligent and coherent, so I guess you're normal minus hearing.

So... whats your favorite music OP?

PERHAPS I SHOULD TALK TO THE THE "FENDIPPITOUS" EGGMEN.

do you watch cp and snuff films?

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>>221455515
How do you know what a sports crowd sounds like?
troll

>>221456042
Yes, actually I can. provided that nothing drowns out that sound.

everybody is looking for the "fendippitous" egg men!?

Dear OP, anybody already tried to harass you because you're deaf? Specially in the children age.

ITT:

I'm a blindfag.
Cannot tell red from green.

>>221456687
Like I said.... SEMI deaf fag here.
lern2read dumbass.

>>221456531
it's because he isn't deaf. He's lying

what kind of music do you like OP?
(im serious i know you can feel the vibrations under your feet)
i heard death metal was popular amongst deaf folks.

Ahhh! What do the "Fendippitous" Eggmen want from us...!

>>221456983
>red
green
really?

>>221456944
Back in elementary & middle school, yes.

ITT:

I'm a quadripledic.
Cannot run a quarter mile without drowning in my own sweat.

what language do you think in!

>>221448697

> hearing aids

OP has AIDS
lulz

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>>221456995
Doesn't make a difference. i work with deaf and semi deaf kids/teens. You are lying.

>>221456453

good example, you can see theyre talking to you but have no idea what the fuck they are saying (unless you lip read)

ok so what kind of music do you listen to? im trying to figure out how possible it is for you to appreciate certain things

>>221457057
Only semi deaf, but I do like metal, also the classics. Moonlight Sonata is a personal favorite.

>>221456995

If you're so def then who told you about 4chan!?

>>221448697
WHAT? U HEAR AIDS?

ITT:

My nose was amputeed.
Shit stinks.

>>221457409
No sir, I am not.
And I do not care as to what your occupation is.
If you're just trying to troll, then gtfo.
If you have an actual question, ask away.

>>221456995
If you were really deaf or even semi deaf you would have typed
"lik I sad semi def here."
You are full of shit. GTFO

>>221457576
Scott Carlow.

Did you count how often you lost the "think fast!" game so far?

>>221457842
Post pic with timestamp then faggot.

>>221457971
as if spellcheck doesnt exist

>>221448697

underage b&

are you a fucking idiot too?

>>221458177
OMFG....Can't breathe!......LOLOLOLOLOLOL

>>221457971
And how do you justify that statement?
I read much more than I hear.
I learned to use grammar, and I still do.
I know normalfag stil tipe lik dis.
I am semi deaf. Your argument is invalid.

>>221457989

But how did you hear him if you have Aids?!!!!!!??

ITT:

My dick was cut off in an accident.
Now I can only hold it for 3 minutes till I cum hard.

>>221457971

Yeah, and that would be because deaf people can't read or write, amirite? Moron.

DO, YOU, UNDERSTAND, WHAT, I'M, TRYING, TO, SAY!?

Getting ready for school soon.
Any last questions?

>>221458753

No because Def people don't have the thinking capacity of us fully developed people who God clearly loves.

>>221457971
Deaf people don't understand the concept of spellcheck.
They don't know how to spell the words in the first place. They type what looks correct to them. OP is lying

How long did it take you to figure out that he had a braille bible in I am legend?

>>221459499

Is that why they read braille?

>>221459252
Yeah post a pic of you and your "hearing aids" with a timestamp you lying piece of shit.

>>221459499
the concept is - you spell it wrong, it underlines it in red, if you have autocorrect on like a sane person it fixes it. what the fuck is to understand about this concept? its fucking automatic.

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>>221459499
Assuming "god" exists.
>>221459499
Again, what is the proof of your statement?
This time, think before you answer. C'mon, it's not that hard.
lern2grammar, dumb shit.

>>221459822

whoa whoa whoa whoa.... He had a braille bible?

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>>221459986

Silly def gook, you quoted the same guy twice.

>>221459986

lrn2lrn2, there's no e, grammer nazi.

Hearing aids with timestamp or gtfo

>>221458753
Deaf people can read and write. But not fluently because they cannot hear it. They translate from what they learn from ASL and translate it to type form. When you can't HEAR it, you type what sounds correct.
You are a faggot become You are Fagut

>>221459864
My hearing aids are unavailable at the moment. If you don't believe me, I don't care.
Why would I lie? I don't get off to trolling. I just found a thread that was relevant to my interests and hopped on in.

>>221459996

Didnt you watch the movie? He was blind but you couldnt tell.

>>221457270
Who? Tell me moar... Did you like it?

>>221460770

If they are unavailable then how do you know what I'm typing>!

>>221460745
It happens.
>>221460434
Yeah, i'm a bit of a grammar nazi.
A semi deaf one, go figure.

>>221460206
You provide no thoughtful content, therefore I reply with derp.

>>221461182

fuck you he's not blind!

>>221461377
I can read.

>>221460770
>>221460770
>>221460770
Lol, lying piece of shit. How convenient for you.

>>221461789

BUT I'M NOT TYPING IN BRAILLE?!?!?!?!

>>221461996
Not really. I don't give a shit. You're the one with a hard on for winning a conversation in /b/.

>>221461532

Then why would he need a braille bible, you moron.

>>221462247
Troll detected.

>>221462269
I just think of all the troll attempts it is pretty sad that you would fake to be a deaf guy. Even for /b/ that's pathetic.
We know your lying, gtfo

>>221451321
Good News, deaf anon; Thanks to how brains work you're now reading this in my voice

>>221462892
Whatever. This would be a stupid ass topic to troll anyways.
If anyone has some real questions, i'd be happy to oblige.

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>>7232412

>>221463195
Lawls.

post pic of yourself, OP.

>>221462269
Do you use Tun range, Eurachin or Flat style hearing aids?

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>>221463475
I dunno. It's behind the ear with a clear ear piece. Also, there is a green stripe going down the middle.

do you miss sounds or is it okay?

i would be depressed

Do you actually read things professor farnsworth says in his voice? Or were you deaf before futurama aired?

>>221464081
It's a double edged sword, essentially. I get a lot of peace and quiet, but people have to yell to get my attention.

what's ur favorite song? >>221448697

>>221464447
Only semi deaf. I still read it in his voice.

>>221463919
tsk tsk tsk
ok, I'm going now. I've proven my point

>>221464657
Thank god. Goodbye.

hearing protection prevents hearing aids

Could you communicate with muslim women who cover their face?