Only newfags like being part of the super secret underground cult known as anonymous.
I agree with OP's statement.

i agree. we're a sad bunch by nature, it seems.

>>220831969
I disagree with that. I've been on /b/ for about 3 years now, I'm a sadistic fuck who is apathetic towards most tasks, yet I still uphold a social life and a good social status.

OP, you don't belong here.
If you're ashamed of ANYTHING, you're NOT a real /b/tard.

>/b/tard
>shame
>wtfamiread.jpg

Newfags who think this is myspace go die in a fire.
Anon is a pretty cool guy. Eh fucks everyone and doesn't ashamed of anything.

i rarely come to this site, mostly for /mu/, i don't identify with /b/ and wouldn't admit to browsing it in real life, i'm 23 and everyone i know who knows about this site is 17-19 with a juvenile sense of humor.

I think by ashamed OP meant you know you're pathetic and lifeless.
If you are ashamed, that means you have morals. Moralfagsgtfo

This thread completly fails, call me at 251-232-9186 and I will tell you why...

>>5371736

New question because OP's question sucks aids : Would you admit being a /b/tard in real life?

>>2264125

This thread completly fails, call me at 251-232-9186 and I will tell you why...

>>939974

This thread completly fails, call me at 251-232-9186 and I will tell you why...

>>8396157

>>220833413
If I did that, I'd have less friends than I do now

>>220831437
true.
a few of my irl friends who lurk are constantly calling me a true /b/ tard. (as something honorific)
but i always think of how fucked up they would think i was if they found out i fap to lolis, cp, gore and alot more.
its who i am but not who i want to be.

>>220831437
its like being British

A true /b/tard can acknowledge that his actions are considered inhumane by society, but that wouldn't stop them from continuing to do so.
A true /b/tard is able to acknowledge.
A fucking newfag would go around yelling out a shitdick ammount of memes, saying they've been here for like 343429 years and calling other people newfags.
I'm considered a true /b/tard by my friends as well because I'm a pyromaniac and I troll'd my teacher into leaving the school during highschool

>>220834763
this. and it disgusts me how discussions such as this one get no posts, though retarded U RAEG U LUZE threads get over 100 posts and whatnot.

bump for more discussion

>>220834763
indeed. inb4 secret club. but this relay is anon. we have it so that we can do everything we want to do. but cannot do under our own names.
i dont feel any pity for the girls whos naked pictures i have passed on to friends. neither for all the guys lifes i have fucked up who have been trying to do the same as i did. but would i admit to fapping to rape story's irl? no way.

>>220834763
OMFG!!1!11 you're such a badass for making ur teacher leave :O :O :O. you're a massive faggot. so because you made your teacher leave and because you're a pyro (which i doubt) that makes you a /b/tard?

staitment:
newfag and oldfag is not a measurement of time. its a mind set.

>>220834763

yeh that's pretty much true. i would never let anyone i know IRL know i frequent here.

>>220837433
gtfo faggot

i think a true /b/tard is someone who:
-finds the ability to fap to things most people find morbid or disgusting
-laugh at things like raep, CP, murder, etc.
-doesn't go around posting pics from 4chan on other sites
-doesn't go around irl talking about /b/
any more ideas?

>>220836132
Neither would I
thankyou OP.
You brought life back to /b/

>>220837433
trolls. you dont see to many of them on /b/ these days...

This thread completly fails, call me at 251-232-9186 and I will tell you why...

>>9680491

yes, only a couple ppl i know IRL know that I'm on here, they are on here too.
I actually don't enjoy anything I'm ashamed of, but this site is just a hole, I would never want ppl to even think I am into half the shit on here.