you are not the only one my gf of 2 years dumped me 3 days ago... and im really sad

>>220646570

feels bad man T_T

im trying to think of it as the end of this chapter to my life... and the new one will start soon.

idk it still just sucks

http://www.fucktube.com/video/35395/couple-giving-each-other-oral-pleasure

Shit happened to me a few months ago.

Keep yourself busy. Distracted. Find a hobby or something, avoid dwelling on it.

Another relationship came up and hit me in the face pretty much out of nowhere, and made it all better. Shitsux though, bro, sorry to hear it.

>>220646987
the only problem its im realy shy and it was a luck if i was with this girl

There is another guy. There always is. Don't be surprised when she's out with someone within the week. It's cool /b/rother, plenty O fish in the sea.

Kidnap her. FORCE HER TO LOVE YOU.

Yes there's another guy; that love you and best friend shit is... shit.

>>220646267

Someone is inside of you ex right now.

>>220647509

i know what you mean - and that was true with my first relationship.

my second though (this one). Knowing her. its just not. im really not sure how to describe it, but i just really dont think there is.

OP bout same thing happened to me. I went through a period of basically telling the world to fuck off, and that helped. Just don't give a fuck about anything it'll get better

>>220646267
>She told me she still loves me and im her best friend, but she's not in love with me
>still loves me ... not in love with me
>loves... not loves
WAT?

Hmm, it's -that- dumping reason. I am familiar. It tends to happen if they're inexperienced and in a relationship too long. My trick was to sit back and laugh when she realised that the other people out there are, for the most part, single for a reason

were u at the alice in chains concert last night OP?

>>220648098

already there man. Its weird. I usually live my life, making some of my decisions based on others. Now that im only thinking for myself i feel that i could take on anything right now.

its weird though

>>220648237
its a girl ...

fiancée broke it off just a few months before our wedding. I was devastated.

Gave many of the same reasons -- too young, wanted other relationships, etc

She wasn't cheating, but there were other guys who were interested at the time

It hurts. For a long time. You should resist the temptation to punish yourself with booze, pills, whatever.

The pic is lame, but it's true. You will go through all of these.

It's been almost a year since she left, and I still don't really want to trust anybody right now.

But I will.

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>>220647189

Don't say things like this.
Keep doing things you like, go out to places you like and I bet you'll find someone else you can spend your life with.

I've been through that shit, it is hard but keep on living your life.

>>220646267

Hey /b/ro...my gf of 8 years pulled this line on me about 6 months ago (I know we live together and own the house together and the car together but I'm not in love with you anymore LOL), and I'm going to give you the advice that saved me from a massive depression.

Fuck someone else...NOT A HOOKER. Go out with your friends (if you have any) or by yourself, and hook up, BUT THAT'S IT. Be single for a minimum of 2 months.

Enjoy yourself in ways you couldn't with your gf around. Any changes you made to appease her, reverse them. Fap all day if you want to, then go out at night, drink, smoke, whatever you want. But most importantly, FUCK SOMEONE ELSE.

kill her, then love her

>>220648342
yea... i had a feeling. shes brought up the feeling a few times in the past, but never said anything much about it. It was a surprise because it just came out of no where last night.

she is calling it a breakup/break and i warned her that if she realizes she was wrong she just cant expect me to drop everything im doing and pick up where we left off. She seemed scared. felt bad.

>>220648517
no i was not

Well, it hasn't hit you yet. That is for sure. But it will. Only you can decide if you can be friends. What that usually entails is her being with someone else and then when that relationship goes to shit, she will be calling you and crying and "venting" about that relationship. Then you can swoop in and get the
"sympathy ass" and roll out. It has worked with me and my last two exes. None of the bullshit, all the pussy.

It'll get better. There are others out there...

trust me /b/rother, the main thing she is thinking about is screwing other guys. Maybe she will come back after she realizes other guys are dicks. Don't count on it though, try to move forward, find a rebound gf and make her jealous as hell.

I broke up with my girlfriend of 8 years because she was too fucking controling. 2 months before we were going to say we were married...

Oh, did I mention I was a Lesbian... but Yeah, I hate that dyke!

>>220648755
The Five Stages?
Isn't that for dealing w/death?
nvm I guess it's the same...

>>220647925

Dude, EVERYONE says the same thing at first. "Oh I know her so well, it just cannot be another guy!" and then they see their ex with another guy like a week later.

Hey OP.

She Sounds Like A Really Immature Girl That's Not Sure What She Wants. From What You Wrote, It Sounds To Me Like It HAs Nothing To Do With You At All. She Said That She Would Have Expected To Known If You Were The Right Guy In 2 Years? It Just Dosen't Simply Work That Way. Love Is Love, You Can't Expected To Know If That Person Is The One.

I'm Sorry OP, I Hope What I Wrote In Someway Makes You Feel Better.

Kill her
rape the corpse
burn it
snort the ashes

go through the motions, you'll be okay.

>>220648781
yea thats what i plan on doing.
it just sucked becasue she was pretty much cool with everything i did.

>>220649227
except shes not. She's a virgin (i am too). She's one of the no sex before marriage girls. so anyone saying shes just thinking of getting laid right now is not quite correct.

>>5126920

>>220646267

cool, anon, here's what to expect in the next stage:

She will start to feel guilty about what has happened between the 2 of you, but guilt is a heavy burden to carry, especially for a girl.
Anger is much easier, so without realizing it, she'll start to think of anything she can that you ever did to piss her off. She'll hold whatever she can against you, so she'll have a reasonable excuse to not want to be around you any more.

After all, it will get pretty awkward to have you around her new guy/guys. She'll want to be able to enjoy their company without you there as her guilty burden, so she'll do what's necessary to cut you lose.

I guarantee this will happen. Enjoy!

You'll be upset. You'll miss her. You'll get over it. What do you expect? These things happen. Just shed a few tears, move on, and keep living your life, idiot. There's no magic answer.

>>220649544
yea - the more i think about it, the more i realize that its kind of true. Most of the break up was her apologizing.

>>220649494
no. you read >>220649783

>>220646267
you cracker? only crackers do baw

dude i was in a relationship for 6 yrs with a girl our live were going different directions, i wanted to make it work, she didnt. After a couple months of us breaking up, she got a new bf. Today, a year later, they are still together. Things, change, people change. It hurt for a long time, and i'm still not totally over it. But i am moving on. I date alot, and am pretty promiscuous, that helps get over it. For the longest time aall the girls i woudl dat i had no inerest in. I just recently found a gilr who i am very comfortbale with and we have great time. You will get over it, you will find someone else. Hopefully down the road you can be friends with your ex, who will always be a special person in your life. For now, my adivce is seperate yourslef totally from this person though. Like i said, its been a year and i havent spoken to my ex excpt for two emails. I am just beginning to be totally compfortable with being seperate form her. You'll be ok anon.

You fucked up somehow. This is usually the case.

Those little arguments you completely forgot, but had? Yeah. Girls pile those up as shit on you.

Protip: Be calm, collected, and awesome. Don't be a sappy, weak piece of shit. Tell her you love her, but just be yourself. If you were pretending to be something you were not, this is why your relationshit failed. Then again, I could be talking completely out of my ass right now.

Me=Male, Single, 2 exes, first one was a whore, 2nd was annoying as fuck. I broke up with both of them. Total of 4+ years dating.

>>220650230

You'll see in a couple weeks bro. I never said she'd be sleeping with them, only that there is already another guy.

Yeah, there is the option of getting back together after a few years of doing the dating scene, getting familiar with what's actually out there, etc. I'd considered doing that, a big help for me was when i sat down and considered all the shit i couldn't do with her around. Looking at all the shit you've had to give up over the course of a relationship is an awesome way to decide that you're actually better off without them.
I'd suggest you guys keep in contact, don't let her put you in the friend zone where she can go running to you over relationship crap, even if that means not talking to her immediately afterwards. Take some time apart and see if you guys have feelings for each other.
Look at me, I'm giving advice on the internet!

>>220648781
I agree but only with what he said about reversing things you have done for her.

>>220649783

"Pretty much cool with everything" != "Cool with everything".

There's something that she didn't like, or gave you shit about, or sulked about but let you do anyway. Whatever it was, do it with impunity.

Also, you're a virgin? A couple of my female friends LOVE taking a dude's virginity...makes them feel special or some shit. Exploit that angle.

>>220646267
Always feels like the end of the world

Always isn't.

Get drunk.

>>220649783

If you two are virgins then I am assuming you are both very young ( although this is /b/ so you may be in your 30s ) BUT ANYWAYS this also means you really haven't had the time to see what relationships are about. You weren't married... didn't live together... so I don't want this to sound mean but this was probably not "the one" and you will eventually get over her. Doesn't mean you have to forget her.. just rest assured that there is another one out there for you. Don't fall in love with first one that comes along.. give yourself some time to play around for a bit. You got your whole life ahead of you.

An hero, stream live

She met someone better.

kill yourself.

>>220646267

Tell her you don't need any more friends.

>>220646267
It's just a fucking girl. You're young. they will come and go. You are a man and better than chicks. Realize that and life will be much easier

jesus fucking christ, i have just broke my 1,5+yrs relationship with my gf, the reasoning was EXACTLY the same like your gf, but in my case was the other way around.
plus i did cheated on her (and admitted it) and you know what she said? "i love you too much to slap you in your face, like you deserve it"

OP, almost the exact same thing happened to me last August. I was her first kiss, her first real relationships, first everything. Then, after two years, she decided that she didn't love me anymore. To top it off, I found out later that she and her best friend (another girl) had actually been together for a month or so before the breakup. So yeah...she pretty much left me for a girl.

She gave me the whole "we can still be friends", "you're a good guy", blah blah blah bullshit routine, too. I hate that shit. Why do girls always talk down to a guy during a breakup? Jesus...

Anyway, just letting you know that if she's the love of your life like this girl was mine, you're going to feel soulless and empty for the rest of your life. I plan on an heroing soon. Sorry, you poor bastard.

Now you can regain all the freedom you lost, except now you don't know what to do with it.

Most people impulsively jump into a relationship, and the hotter the person is the harder it becomes to just ditch them. Unfortunately being able to have conversations or enjoying fucking each other doesn't mean that you are compatible.

I'm sure I've deserted women that I was probably compatible with just because they weren't as pretty as I had hoped, as venial as it sounds. At the same time I've been with hot girls that were retards, and bad in bed, and tried like hell to keep it together because they were out of my league. Maybe I'm just a creep.

>>220647257

Shame you're in the middle of the fucking ocean

>>220651502

alone

I've been with my current boyfriend for 4 years, he's wonderful. He kind, caring, and protective over me. He always knows when to make me laugh and always does the sweetest things for me. When I least expect it, he surprises me with something I wanted or had talked about before.

We go to separate colleges, which are about an hour apart, and he drives down and visits me every weekend. Recently though, there's been this really attractive guy in one of my classes giving me lot's of attention. He's kind of a jerk though, lol. He teases me a lot. He's a lot bigger, and more attractive than my current boyfriend - and he always has these hot girls around him flirting with him. To be honest, it makes me jealous to see these other girls around him. Anyway, he invited to go out this coming Saturday and I got REALLY excited. But I feel bad because my boyfriend was going to come see me this weekend as always. Am I a bad person for wanting to hang out with this guy instead of seeing my boyfriend? I'm starting to think if my boyfriend really cared about me and loved, and we were really meant for each other - why would I be this excited about this other guy giving me so much attention?

Only mature replies please. inb4 bitter virgins who know nothing about relationships get butthurt LOL

She may say she is waiting till marriage but she is probably going to "make a mistake" and have sex with some guy she meets cause she is all conflicted and confused about her feelings. Maybe she will run to you afterward, maybe not. All I have to say is dont be too surprised if it happens.

>>220651652

Truly amazing the mind of a woman is.

I can understand where she was coming from, us girls need to be happy at all times. You have to understand that we can have sex whenever we want it, so it's a matter of being in a relationship with the BEST GUY we can get. If you aren't making it apparent that you're the best we can get - we aren't going to be happy. It's just nature. She needs to be with her preferred mate.

222222222 get?

The only way to get over her is by getting under some other girl.

Your gonna die alone OP.

>>220651652

You want the alpha male

>>220651652
judging from that description you will cheat on your boyfriend with this guy and he will discard you within a heartbeat for the next girl, up to you really - stay with your current bf who you say has no real flaws or have 1 night with a more attractive guy and ruin your relationship

>>220646987

This is the best advice. Go for it. Nothing like extinguishing an old flame like starting up a new one.

>>220646267

Okay, there are several ways to go from here. First of all, try to keep in mind that sometimes things just aren't meant to be. I was engaged to someone before... we were dating for 4 years, but then she started paying less and less attention to me, completely neglecting me, then I had it with her and broke it off. Anyways, I learned that no matter how much it once looked like you would be together forever, sometimes that just doesn't happen.

Best thing for you to do is to try your best to move on. I say rebound, because your next real girlfriend would be constantly compared to your ex, which is a bad thing. Find a rebound girl, take the whole rebounding thing out on her, then move on. After the rebound, stay single for a while (perhaps go out and get laid if you want to), and do things with yourself. Go to concerts, go to bars (if you're old enough), parks, coffee shops, the gym, martial arts, anything to get out of the house and staying active. Pick up a second (or a first) job if need be.

The important thing is to stop doing the things you two used to do together (for me it was magic the gathering and dungeons and dragons). It might be hard, but the more you do it, the more you're reminded of her. Start new hobbies and do new things. Keep in mind that last chapter of your life is gone and a new chapter is about to begin.

Alternatively, perhaps you can talk to a doctor and get some medication (like xanax perhaps) that might make you not give a damn.

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>>220651955

How heartless?
Fucking hate hypocrisy like this. If a man said something like this you'd brand him a monster.

>>220651955

nature = reproduce with man who gives me the most food.

emotions don't enter into the fucking equation, so don't confuse nature with your irrational emotional nonsense. stupid bitch.

long road of depression if you don't get on another whore soon

>>220650802
like theres things that i did that got on her nerves (not a lot) and she would let me know, and i usually appologised and didnt do those things any more. like it wasnt "oh everything you do is amazing". we had our peeves like all normal people. Im still willing to bet on the inexperience factor.

and yes im a virgin (i dont count oral)

>>220650848
na man. Early 20's. Shes just one of those no sex before marraige religious types (both my gf's were), And i respect that and partially feel the same way.

also we did experience living togather. The majority of our relationship took place in a small college where we saw/were with eachother 90% of the time.

Im thinking distance stress is hitting her too, because im changing schools to change majors. and a lot of this stuff didnt seem to go down until i left (which was wierd becasue due to her travel scedule we can go for a month without seeing eachother other than skype)

its wierd, because as of the moment, i think im fairly okay with the still trying to be friends part - unlike with my last ex - but i just dont know how i'll handle it when she starts dating again.

FUN FACT - she told me that if she ever dates again she won't be doing any of the physical stuff with the guy and he's gonna have to be okay with that. Also shes not going to date anyone as "risky". i.e. she thinks she'll only date other heavily religious dudes.

so i feel that that's kind of win. I could use my mouth to give her 3 orgasms in 10 min, but to her the physical aspect is less than the emotional side. (i feel the same way, but not to the extent that she does)

>>220651652

because, you have hormones. of course hes going to give you attention, its because he wants in your pants, like most guys do. just because some other hot guy who "has it all" comes around doesnt mean that your current bf isnt the guy for you. if new buff guy is a huge jerk, then who cares if hes hot.

Also, as a side-note, if you got into a relationship with the fear of loss; that's how you lost her. The fear of loss shows in your everyday actions and ultimately pushes the other party away.

Again, be cool, collected, and be yourself. Put those irrational fears to rest and stop looking at your relationship(s) as fucking countdowns. If this is not you, I apologize, but keep it close to heart for the next one.

Oh, and get fucking laid. Waiting until marriage is just a stupid Christian ideology--don't let what some smelly nigger writing contradictory fiction stand between you and sharing something so beautiful. You (both) missed out, OP. You (both) missed out.

>>220651652

You sound like your going to recieve an A in cheating whore 101.

>>220651938
>>220652243
>>220652251
>>220652367
>>220652644
>>220653031

Sure is butthurt virgin in here.

>>220651955
>We can have sex whenever we want

So, according to your logic, all women are in-the-clost whores?
Great argument.

>>220651652

obvioustroll.docx

>>220651652
My gf got this way with this new guy friend she met on campus. She even stayed at his house and had me pick her up from his place cause it was too late for her to take the bus back. We were supposed to have sex that night but she decided she didnt feel like it and just took a nap when she got to my place then left shortly afterward. Im just going to tell you that I hate girls like you. You do shit like my gf did and only think about yourself. Yes, feel horrible about it, I would suggest not being around this guy anymore as it sounds like he is a major dick anyways and wont respect you. You better fucking tell your bf about all of this too, you would probly want him to tell you if the situation was reversed

Op she obviously is lusting after someone else and misses the excitement of the first time. Either show up at random and fuck her silly or go find as many girls to hook up with because she can't say shit about it. But don't believe her.

>>220651652

The guy in your class is an asshole that will treat you like crap if you go with him. You know why? Cause he can. Once he's tired of you, he'll drop you and not give a damn. Why? Cause he knows that he can get plenty of girls like you so he doesn't have to think about you. He doesn't have to concern himself with how you feel. If he stops liking you (which his type will) he will ditch you and find another girl to be his flavor of the month. If you're fine with that, then go for it. If you want something that's more long lasting, then stay with your current boyfriend.

Also.... I'm about 75% sure you're a troll..... but there's the chance you might be telling the truth.

>>220651652
Everyone gets tempted to do something with someone else once in a while, it's natural. What do DO about it is what will make or break your relationship. If you want to cheat on him or whatever, then do it, but you will feel guilty about it, and you will probably do it again. If you really love your boyfriend and he's the kind of guy you actually want to end up with, then ignore the new guy. He's an infatuation. You're going to keep having those for the rest of your life.

>>220652689

honestly - im pretty okay with the sex before marriage concept. I think it should be something you share with a special person and marriage is a great way to know you found the right person. But if i felt like the timing was right and it was really meant to be, i sure as hell wouldnt say no.

>>220653232

Uh no?

Just because we can have sex whenever we want, doesn't mean we do. We aren't going to have sex with desperate men, that implies they aren't secure, confident, or worth anything. That's why we filter out until the "best" comes along.

>>220651652
>>220653325
what this guy says. Why is it that most girls I know seem to never think about how a situation would be if the roles were reversed. My best friend did this shit to her bf and I told her she was a whore for doing that to her bf and I havent talked to her in 4 months

>>220646267

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>>8176849

this happened to everyone, dont be such a whiny faggot. she left u cause she didnt want the first thing she ever fucked to be her last. you should be thinking the same way, get out there and taste 100 kinds of pussy THEN start thinking about what tits ull be stuck with for the rest of ur life.


... the fucks ur problem bringing this gay shit in here...

well guys, you actually made me feel a bit better. Sorry i cant stay longer, but after my bestfriend found out he wants to keep me occupied. so im off to his house.

Thank's for all the help though =)

and a special word of thanks to the poster of >>220649544 you made a good point =)

>>220653985

Sorry, you just sound bitter. It's worse when a guy does it to a girl, because all the guy usually thinks about is sex. There is an elevated, emotional chemistry going on in a girls brain. If a guy isn't keeping that part of her happy, then he doesn't deserve her.

>>220646267
weird. I recently started dating this chick who was still in a relationship. I told her to break up with her BF but she said she didn't know how. I said she should tell him that she still loves him and he's her best friend, but she's not in love with him and she had thought that after two years she would know if he was the right guy for her in her life.

It worked, the loser is totally crushed. Funny part is, I only fucked her in the butt once then decided her voice was really annoying and I booted her to the curb.

>>220646267
>>220651652

I am sorry but if you do anything with that boy you are a fucking whore, have the dignity to break up first

>>220651652

Refer to this.

>>220653988

BUT WHO WAS THIS "SPOOIJWANKER" THAT I KEEP SEEING

i dont normally do this but im gonna cheer ya up and hopefully not get trolled

>>220653552

Honestly, if you truly are waiting for marriage, you are the minority. You can easily share sex with someone you simply love. Marriage is overrated. It's just a legal binding that says "this is it." Why do you need a piece of paper to dictate if whether or not you have permission to deflower one-another? Again, backwards religious ideology. Open your fucking mind, OP. Your close-mindedness is starting to make me wonder what type of man you are. How many serious relationships have you ever been in? I strongly feel she was your one and only.

>>220653490

This.

Not fucking for being too involved with someone else is kind of the entire point of being mutually exclusive. If you want to hang around this new guy a lot and maybe fuck him, you should break up with your current boyfriend. Think about it for a while and you'll realize it's not right for you to be enjoying the benefits of being in a relationship with someone that absolutely loves you if you're fucking around on him.

>>220654601

FUCKING GOOGLE IT!

an hero

>>220654598

That's completely different on so many levels. Quit being immature.

I am in a similar situation as OP's gf. 2 years of relationship, I really like him, but I'm not IN love. Still trying to keep it together though. Who knows what future brings.

>>220651955

Um... no. I'm sorry, that's not how it works.

>>220654526

Typical bullshit girl logic. "WE HAVE IT WORSE BECAUSE WE HAVE IT WORSE BAWWWW ALL GUYS WANT IS SEX"

Yes, guys may want sex. But most of us don't JUST want sex. We want someone we can connect with and be best friends with and love. Not some needly little bitch that will leave us as soon as she gets bored. Grow the fuck up you stupid whore.

>>220653850
Then why are you talking like you're the spokesman of the female gender?

Just because you do it like that doesn't mean they all do it.

As for OP, move forward, distract your mind and remember the good times.

>>220654674
dude. epic fucking win. seriously epic. =D

>>220654691
like i said, im not against sex before marriage, but im not against it either. its situational. If you love a girl though, and thats what she wants you should respect that.

>>220655333

Um, yes. That's exactly how it works. I'm sorry you don't understand women. Enjoy your hand.

Truth a girl can have sex pretty much whenever she wants, it doesn't mean she's any good at it, or for that matter whoever she's sleeping with.

Most bitches don't know how to properly ride dick or suck cock, even pretty ones, and that...well makes you...unattractive.

Likewise, a lot of guys don't know how to fuck a bitch properly. I will help, the clitoris is the place on a hoe's vagoo that has the most nerve endings, that and the upper outer 3-4 inches of the vaginal hole. A larger penis makes it easier to stimulate this region, but it does not mean that you can't please a woman without a 7 or 8 inch schlong. As long as you stimulate the appropriate areas with the appropriate techniques you are guaranteed to make a woman cum buckets. You can find these techniques all over the web I will not do your homework for you.

Bitches, listen up, us niggers(men) have most of our nerve endings at the head of the penis, and that little fold underneath the head. Playing with our balls is fine but don't expect it to automatically please us, likewise the shaft of the penis has some but not much nerve endings, it is almost as insensitive as the bottom part of your vagina. Except for the flap of skin connecting the shaft to the balls which runs nearly the underside of our penises.

Also you bitches need to start doing more Kegles until you start getting a dimple on your back, that way you won't feel like a completely loose slut.

Men hang weights off your dick makes you fuck better, also when you go piss practice starting and stopping it will make you last longer in bed.

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>>220655082

Isn't it exactly the same on every level?
Almost sure it is.
In fact if I swapped some names there I'd get pretty much the exact same post!

hey broskie

last december my gf of 5 years / fiance left me after a huge rollercoaster of hell before it.

i know where your coming from. all i can say is be happy it was 2 years and not longer.

also, if your anything like me, shes going to haunt you for months to come. its been 5 months for me and i STILL wake up crying or thinking about her.

want someoen to talk to?

AIM: Anona1986

>>220654526
fuck that shit, dont try to say that girls can cheat on guys cause they have emotions. If you do this you obviously dont have emotions cause you are fucking around behind your bf's back. STFU stupid whore, you just wanted to rationalize fucking another guy.

>>220655158

Take it from someone that's been in this situation before. It's worth it to stick it out. Nowdays it's too easy to leave someone and forget about them at the first sign of it not really working, but it's just another hurdle you get over, trust me. After being with him for a while you'll feel it again. It just comes and goes sometimes.

>>220655456

Dumbass, I am a woman. I don't treat the male gender like shiny little toys and find a new one when one isn't new anymore.

>>220655406

A lot of what we do is subconscious. We are products of thousands of years of evolutionary conditioning. To pretend that we aren't programmed by nature to do certain things is naive, and ignorant. What are you? Some kind of christfag?

>>220652622

LOL ok.. to me "early 20's" is young... seeing as how I am thirty-somethingish. I got married when I was 23 to a 20 year-old girl and it lasted 11 years.. but it still ended. So I guess I am just trying to say that you need to look ahead.. and be positive about it. I missed out on a lot of things because I got tied down when I was young. Both of us were too young to get married. Had we waited a couple of years, we would probably be together today. Oh.. and we are still wonderful friends. So I guess it all depends on what you both are comfortable with. It won't be easy.. you haven't even started through the real sadness yet.. but you will pull through. In the meantime, enjoy being young..

Guy with *no* Flaws=A Guy that cannot satisfy a girl's needs (in most cases)

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>>220655884
i wish my gf had done this. Ive had those moments too, but i stuck out and it always turned out for the better.

she told me shes been feeling that way for a month an a half and decided to end it.

>>220655465

>Men hang weights off your dick makes you fuck better,

Actually this leads to tissue scarring and impotence.

>>220651955

Girls need to be happy at all times? Ummm no. Girls do NOT need to be happy at all times and do NOT deserve it. That's the problem I have with girls these days. Girls seem to have this sense of entitlement that I THINK comes from the Disney princess mentality. Most girls grow up believing that some day prince charming will come in and sweep her off her feet just because she's a beautiful girl. When these girls grow up, they feel they DESERVE a man that has everything they want because they were brought up like this.

Girls of the internet (all 2 of you), let me ask you this. If you feel you deserve such a man, what did you do to earn this right? If you feel you are entitled to be with prince charming, what did you do to deserve him?

This thread is shit. too many fucking white knights and traps. Can't possibly be this many girls on /b/. Gender confused much?

>>220654529

die.

>>220646267
Don't call her, text her, IM her, or contact her in any way for at least a week. She'll come back.

>>220655640

>its been 5 months for me and i STILL wake up crying or thinking about her.

shit dude that happened to me with an ex of mine.. thought i was over it but one night i just woke up fucking sobbing

>>220656314

See:

>>220651955

>>220655980
>implying psychology isn't mostly bullshit

>>220656531

No she fucking won't, moron. Your hand came back because it is attached to you.

>>220651652
Cos you're a fucking cunt, don't do it to him, at least leave him before doing that slut, I'm tracing you now to tell your bf about this post btw

>>220656878

Tracing. LoLoLoLoLoLoL

>>220656858

Except it's biology.

>>220654526
if you went with this guy it would be all about sex so therefor just as bad as a guy doing it just for sex. And keeping her happy? It sounds like the bf isnt failing in that department if he is
"He kind, caring, and protective over me. He always knows when to make me laugh and always does the sweetest things for me. When I least expect it, he surprises me with something I wanted or had talked about before."
just looking for someone to say its ok to cheat and then getting butthurt when everyone calls her a whore. If a guy cheats he is an asshole and a dick, if a girl cheats it was all about chemistry so its ok? I had an opportunity to cheat on my gf with a girl I had lots of chemistry with, but it still would have been cheating.

Obviously you fuck other women to spite your ex, and cry yourself to sleep when she starts seeing someone new. Despair when she doesn't seem to notice you with other girls.

In time, stop fucking around because you're too depressed. Start talking to her. Despair further as she senses your desperation and pulls away.

Finally, stop talking altogether. Grieve.

Swear you'll never date again. Meet someone new. Do it all again.

>>220656314

cheated behind his back and flirted right in front of him to make him jealous is what they did.

and they did it with a giggle too.

i hate to think that i've fallen out of love with my boyfriend of just over a year. I'd hate to do that to him. feels bad man

lol this thread has been raped by one sneaky troll


6/10

>>220655980
>Thousands of years of evolution.
>evolution.

From what, the kitchen?
You either got picked by men or sold-out by men since prehistoric times, you've had no choice but to be submissive since the 1900s.

YOU got picked, YOU didn't have choice up until 100 years give or take.

>>220657546
>>220657546

Men have a constant desire to have sex with many diverse partners, to increase the likelihood of passing on their genes/seed. This is all subconscious however and is translated to the individual as "being horny", "just wanting to get laid", etc. To achieve this goal, men will lower any possible standards just for sexual gratification. It is vastly different for women. Women, are subconsciously programmed by nature to only accept the BEST seed and accept the BEST genes. They have to carry the seed inside them for 9 months and have evolved to be able to raise the offspring - so they have also evolved to be gatekeepers to only allow the best possible genes to be passed. Hence, why women will not lower their standards and how even fat, hideous women still want only rich, handsome, alpha type men.

This simple biological determinism acts out quite literally in the casual encounters section of CL. Make an ad as a man requesting for sex, and you'll receive about 10 spam emails from people attempting to exploit this biological fact. And perhaps maybe one male, thinking he can convert the horny guy into trying gay sex out of sexual frustration. But what happens if you make an ad as a woman requesting for sex? You will have over 60 replies from real men within an hour. The woman simply has to sift through her choices until she finds the one who is "most attractive, richest, holds most value, etc.". It has nothing to do with the CL section, it's just human nature. This of course happens in clubs, bars, and other places where singles mingle as well.

http://search.bwh.harvard.edu/concourse/900/articles/BaumeisterSexEcon.pdf

>>220657070

Actually the idea of a subconscious is psychology, and psychology is not an actual science. Enjoy basing your opinions on the conjecture of people with the most worthless degree in the universe.

>>220657882
Delicious copypasta.

>>220658413

Yep. Readily available for stupid people.

http://www.viddler.com/explore/lifehacker/videos/7/

The branch of Psychology known as Behavior Analysis is a science, which uses quantifiable measurements and rigid experimentation. It is operational as opposed to hypothetical like most branches of psychology, know your shit.

>>220651652

Damn, this thread was hijacked by a very good troll. A lot of people got bent out of shape over the story you made up (or copied). Good trolling you did there.

>>220658665
Indeed, now I see your arguments are based off of that same delicious copypasta, nearly an exact copy.

Way to fight your own battles, kid.
I'm out, have fun trolling.

>>220651652

You'll regret this when you end up cheating on and losing your amazing man for a thrill with a dick.

appreciate what you have you slut. you're a lot luckier than most girls.

>>220657882

I think your second paragraph actually has a lot to do with what >>220657546 said

Up until recently(relatively if we're speaking about evolution), relationships were often based on more factors than just simple attraction. Often times a girl didn't have a choice who she was going to be with.

Back before that, a man could pretty much rape a woman and it wasn't thought of as a big deal.

This whole "women being picky" trend only really started with the advent of legislation granting them equal rights. Now that most women have the right to choose, it's harder for guys to get sex when they want it, and seeing as how society conditions girls to think sex is icky and bad, it's no wonder girls wanting a hookup can be in short supply. This causes the disproportionately large amount of men looking for sex to jump on any chance they can get.

>>220646267

OP? You still here?

>>220659109

I know my bullshit, and that sir/ma'am, was it.

>>220659684

Wow that's not true at all. Visit the link in the post you're referring to and ready the study.

BAMPUU

>>220660476

i found this to be pretty fucking accurate actually, and has more to do with supply and demand, which is real, unlike the shit you linked to

>>220646267
i lol'd.
go out and get laid by some new chick you're probably 13
also, don't bawww on /b/ faggot

>>220660476

WOW!

WOW GUYS!

WOW!

SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING I DON'T AGREE WITH!

WOW!

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>>220661175

What the fuck are you talking about?

This:

http://search.bwh.harvard.edu/concourse/900/articles/BaumeisterSexEcon.pdf

Is entirely about the supply and demand for sex. That's the entire point of the study.

Fuck, I'm getting trolled aren't I?

>>220659684


Eh...that's not really true. Women have always controlled the supply for sex. It's just in present day, sex isn't their only bargaining chip. Before the equal rights movement, a woman's best bartering item was her sexuality.

underage faggot

its gonna hurt like a bitch in a little while. Better find something to do.

>>220661507

I prefer to subscribe to the theory postulated by Professor C. Face (pictured) that your study was conducted by less than reputable researchers and demonstrates a deplorable lack of real evidence to support their claims.

Males have to compete with one another to attract any sort of female attention. I'm not sure exactly how uneducated you are, but hopefully you've heard of Darwin and the theory of survival of the fittest. In heterosexual pairing - a male seeks to diversify his seed anyway possible. This guarantees the continuation of his DNA. Love is just a function of this process. Women take on a the greater liability when choosing sexual partners, they bear the risk of carrying a child for 9 months - a much greater risk than simply shooting semen into some woman's vagina. Thus women have evolved to be gatekeepers, only allowing the best DNA to be replicated. Thus, men must compete with one another to appeal to the opposite sex - the demand for female sexuality is insanely high.

Because the demand for female sexuality is so high, women simply have to sift through their options until they find a sexual partner who will coincide with their preferences the best. After all, since they have so many options, why not pick the best right? Men on the other hand do not have this luxury, they are competing for ANY sort of avenue to procreate. This isn't rocket science. I hope by now you realize how stupid you are.

>>220662239

Really? Because that would mean that:

A. You haven't read the study and checked the sources

and

B. That you haven't researched the authors.

If you had did either, you would have not made that comment. So I guess you're throwing in the towel?

>>220662730

You didn't bother really looking at the picture did you? lol

Shit fucking sucks. The same happened to me once with a girl of four years.

One piece of advice I can give is that once someone's fallen out of love, there's fuck all that can be done about it. Don't waste your time trying to get her back; it'll just pour salt in the wound.

My suggestion would be to avoid dwelling on it as best you can. If possible, think of something you always wanted to do but couldn't because you were with her, and go do that. Try to look on the bright side that you're "free."

tl;dr: just try to move on

>>220662730

facepalm.jpg

>>220646267

Dude, you can win her back, you know...

I broke up with my gf. She said some shitty things like: "I want to be your friend, I dont want to lose you" and stuff. I was seriously devastated.
Then I realized, that everyone wants things that cant have. She *had* me, so over time, her interest in me faded away.
At first I, being the mature one, was like "omg, yes, I want to be your friend". We talked and stuff. Then I realized that everything about "staying friends" is bullshit and I want her back. I said to her: "Fuck that shit, I dont want to be your friend, I want to be your bf". I was like the most confident and manly when I said that - and I meant it.
She went back to me, but again she said smth like: "Its too fast for me, I have to think about it". I *knew* its a fucking test so I just said "Ok" and walked away. I think that was some sort of wicked test only a girl can understand, because after that she went apologizing me.
We are still together.

>>220662730

>>220646267
OP, you have to avoid contact. Retain your integrity and don't screw yourself over by staying friends with someone capable of doing this to another person.
Delete her from Facebook, MySpace, your mobile phone and break off all contact. Push her out of your life.
I'm doing the same right now with someone who treated me like shit after that person was acting like something serious was going on between us.

It will hurt you like a sonofabitch, but as others have suggested already, KEEP YOURSELF BUSY. Realise how important your good friends actually are and go out with them. Do sports. Go swimming on your own. sit in the park and read a good book.

Most important of all: DON'T WASTE TIME THINKING ABOUT HER, LOOK FORWARD. That's the hardest part, but it'll work sometime.

>>8495248

>>8028253

stale copypasta is stale