are you gay?

Shopped picture. Thats easy to do.

serious?

why would you keep your money in a checking account?

What did u get at mom's kitchen??

and you are in /b/ ... retarded

>>215763091
that's just my spending cash. The rest is in Cd's and investments I can't even pretend to understand

>>215762777
Troller harder faggot, there is no lottery with a prize of that size pre-tax or post-tax in Europe or the US.

Fuck off.

i can change temporary internet files too fuck face.

for that, i ruin your childhood with some rule 34.

>>215763260
grilled chicken club sandwich. Shit was so cash

>>215763493
>>215763493
see
>>215763465

where do you play paintball?

>>7604593

>>215763933
mostly skirmish in Jim Thorpe PA.

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>>215763465
Why CDs when it looks as if mp3s will dominate the market entirely within a few years?

>>215764529
>>215764529
I lol'd. Fucking puns

>>215764128
Oh hey I've been there

>>215762777
can I please have $1000 man, I am totally broke

>>215764744
shit is so cash
>>215764796
nah, sorry dude. I do it for one then this thread will just become Beg Fest 2010

yo dude wanna go on a worldwide shamanic drug sex and nature journey across the world?

Sprerad the wealth anon? give me 10,000$?

>>215765417

how about $10?

>>215765417
That's cool man (original asker), enjoy your wealth dude, live an awesome life

ITT: A dumb fuck who actually keeps over $250,000 in one account.

>>215765571
for what? If I like the answer I will consider

>>215765553
see
>>215765417

>>215765545
would love to. But I've got all the acid and shrooms I could want right here. And you'd be surprised how fucking easy it is to get laid when you flash a little money in the right places

how old are you lotto dude ?

holy shit i'm so jealous..minor money problems of ~2k in CC debt from just trying to survive have driven me to severe depression and anxiety..

money doesnt buy happiness my ass

lol, looks like thread is now beg fest 2010/ "OMG SHOOAAAAPEEEEDDDDDDD"

i can has all?

Fucking sucks, my girlfriends 18th tomorrow and I have to borrow money to get her a gift, feels bad man

>>215766352

I really need some chew.

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I have more money than you

>>215762777


HOLY SHIT WE'RE BOTH IN MONTCLAIR HOLY FAAAAACK

A nice drug habit is what you need!!

so how many long-lost relatives and friends have come out of the woodwork looking for money?

How's it feel to know that only so many people have ever won the powerball and therefore you just narrowed down the list of who you could be.

>>215766794
NO WAY THERE CAN BE MILLIONAIRES LIVING WHERE YOU LIVE I CANT BELIEVE IT

>>215766393
20

>>215766423
I feel ya man. Before I won I was living in a house with 4 roommates and always behind on the rent. Whomever said money can't buy happiness was a damn fool

>>215766574
again, I can sympathize

>>215767238

Oh yes...

add me on xbawks
tacklessbeatle

OP is from New Jersey. New Jersey is a dirty, disgusting place. OP must be dirty and disgusting.

All the money in the world can't buy you class. Have fun fucking those NJ Housewives and getting the Herp.

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what the fuck is wrong with you browser OP ? and why don't you buy a god damn mac

>>215767408

Please see

>>215766595

>>215763493
are you retarded the euro millions has rolled over to as much as 150 mill u even if the jackpot was won buy ten other people you would get more thatn that amount

>>215762777
why do you keep that much money in one account? do you ant to lose it all?

>>215767850

ok you need to leave you fucking hillbilly. Snus is the real deal

not bad op not bad :)
now the most challenging part will be to find a true love :)

>>215766595
honest. I'll send you a money order

>>215766729
doubtful. But if so, good for you

>>215766794
yesh it's pretty cool I live by Stephen Colbert

>>215766886
the best hallucinogenics money can buy

>>215767074
man, don't even get me started....

>>215767238
didn't sign the release. good luck

20 years old... ddamn...

how much did you won anyway ?

>>215768379

Do you have anyway I could contact you then? I don't want to post my address on here.

>>215767806
>>215767806
fuck macs

>>215768370
doesn't exist. Women pick the most suitable mates. Science has proven that

>>215768379
what was the first thing you bought when you won?

Fake, the total available in the account is never EQUAL to the present balance when you have items PENDING

>>215762777
why you hide the url but not the title asshole, its obviously chaseonline.chase

>>215768985

DILDO

Post pics of your place OP. By asking that I mean to ask, have you bought an awesome apartment yet?

>>215769095
Didn't expect that coming...

WHY ARE YOU USING WINDOWS 2000?!?!

>>215769063
that and also, shoop detected... check the dotted lines is all I have to say.

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>>215768585
9 figures. cut almost completely in half after taxes. the accountant ain't fuckin cheap neither

>>215768736
make a yahoo account or something

http://demo.chase.com/presents/preview/AccountDetail_MC.html

Look at the demo, the quick links above like Pay Bill are in the wrong order, old pic

can i have like a thousand dollars?

>>215768295

snus rules

>>215769552

I have a spare gmail account.

spareaccountlol123@gmail.com

Can I just get Treefity?

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>>215768985
I tricked the shit outta my 2002 jeep wrangler. lift kits, mud tires, etc etc

>>215769117
fuck no. I already feel like I may have given too much out here. you fuckers scare me

you play paintball?
Tippmann A5 fucking blows dick, i have an Ego X
SUck my dick

Why are you making such small transactions and why don't you have a mac instead of like windows 98...?

>>1499823

>>215770192
GODDAMNIT MONSTER I AIN'T GIVING YOU NO TREEFITY

Hey OP could you order me a tower of snus? Hehe, in desperate need for some

>>215769063

QFT

Alsoo, anybody who wins this kind of money does RESEARCH in what to do with it. that person knows that the Fed only insures up to 250,000 in an account should something happen.

>>215770263

Exif-plan failed....

I know you IRL you won 69m and after taxes you had 30 something

>>215769667
you sir are and idiot :3

>>215770263
jeep? I would've bought a freakin zonda right away))

no more pizza and sandwich express for you. now you fucking eat that shit at your own pace.

congrats.

It's fucking shopped. Look at the balance section. Chase shows you a running balance per transaction - pending or not.

>>215770967

Same exept a Lamborghini Reventon

Damn she is hot...

OK, OP - here is your opportunity to prove that you really won teh monies :

gimme 10 Bucks, PayPal-account : tha.specializt@gmail.com

Ill report back if he actually pays

ok, this is a mass because people are asking the same question a hundred fucking times

The screen cap is NOT all my money. Not even close. It's just my personal checking account to pay most of my bills and shit, and yes I am aware of FDIC, and no I am not too worried about it.

second. It's not a shoop. But believe what you want.

I am using VISTA. I don't buy much shit unless I'm passionate about it, or it breaks. fuck

>>215771698

No, he was gonna send me $10....

>>215771436

show a screenshot of your own Chase account so we (especially non-usfags) can compare them!

>>3308643

>>1666136

>>215771436
not when they're pending..... -___- lrn2online bank

>>215771727

OP do me a favor, don't start doing drugs. Quite a few stories of how lotto-millionaires screw their lives up with drugs, and eventually die lonely in a hospital.

>>215772005

Please see :)

>>215769885

>>215771698
>>215771820
no paypal. no way in hell I'm giving out any info like that. and I'm only giving that one dude $10 via money order because he was honest and needed tobacco. everyone else fuck off

>>215771698
lol he doesnt need to proof anything.. fag ))

Give me like 30,000 dollars so I can begin to turn my life around and be 1/90th as happy as you.

I'm assuming your not going to give any away. Is this correct?

>>215772283
>>215772262
shoop detected :-)
quod erat demonstrandum

>>215772262
>>215772262
>>215772262

if you gave me $1 million you'd get on the news, maybe knighted and every girl would see how generous you are.


also i'm jesus.

What do you do to keep from getting super bored? (aside from /b)
I always thought I'd move to LA and start a film production company while attending medical school ( I figure I could get in if I had a lot of money) then I could do a bit of doctors without borders stuff so I wouldn't feel so useless to the world and my film production company would employ my friends and put me in the loop of all the beautiful hollywood people.

what do you think about that?

I will do whatever the FUCK you want for 3,000 bucks. Anything I could do.

>>215772936

kill yourself

>no paypal. no way in hell I'm giving out any info like that

>implying that someone needs to "give info out" if one wants to pay via paypal

>>215772654

listen to the man OP! I charge half of what jesus gets for this advice.

>>215772005
Meh... you may be right...

I don't online bank with debit cards. I only use credit cards and pay them off in full each month. Now that I'm saving (VERY desperately) to buy a home, I live by cash as to not trip my credit score.

+1 to OP for being a lucky SOB. Congratz, dude.

OP how should I get rich ??

>>215772246
just acid and shrooms brah

>>215772654
I'm happy being under the radar. Girls are more turned on about how much they get or thing they can get anyway

>>215773044
you are an idiot.

>>215773184
how often did you play lotto?
any tips how i win?

Omg the guy isn't going to give everyone money. Stop you asking you fags.

>>215773201
>>215773184
sure is samefag in here

OP I cut off my pinky for 10,000 on webcam you interested, lol?

>>215773528
huh? im confus

how many lines was your lucky ticket? have u spent alot on that shi? or was it just casual purchase?

>>215773184

Still no email...

spareaccountlol123@gmail.com

Atleast send a message that says "hi" so I know your not fake

>>215773368
>any tips how i win?
>im not even gonna start to explain how retarded that question is

>>215772915
honestly, I had my best friend move in for a while, brought my friends out to expensive ass places in NYC, basically whatever everyone else does but more expensive. Now I go off roading, drop acid, shoot guns, etc. I still have 3 years left on my military contract (signed pre lott of course -___-) so that keeps me busy too.

>>215772936
unless you're a beautiful classy woman hooker, not interested

how much in taxs are you going to pay this june

>>215773368
umm, every other day or so. I basically allotted my cigarette money to it. A year and a half later blam. Lotto and I'm smoking again

>>215773796
it's gonna take a while dude. gotta make a yahoo account. just keep an eye out later today

>>215773879
enjoi your upcoming parkinsons OP

>>215774134
already paid. since I didn't really have much taxable income this year, they just taxed the shit outta my investments. Something like 750,000 +

>>215773184
>just acid and shrooms brah

okay, thats the way to go man.

>>215774387

Alright man, i'll wait...

What's your specialization in the Army?

>>215774709
bullet counter. nothing cool

can i have some monies?

will u send me $10 m8

>>215775084

Heh, I was going to sign up for Ammo Specialization. Can't remember the real name, but basically would have ran around checking ammo to see if it's to old. Decided would have been boring and never did it.

How did you get the money? Like did they just wire it into your account, write you a hugeass check... what?

>>215775447
be awesome and donate via this link
http://bpfm.8k.com/

OP, I am in desperate need of funding for an independent movie. You'll most likely ignore this post, but I'm saying it anyway just in case. ;_;

>>215773879

hello i'm gonna ask you for cash since i need it desperatly. uh. any amount would help my current situation. yes. and it hurts just a litle bit to be a begger on 4chan. tiny litle bit. and thanks if you feel like surprising me.

hartharder@yahoo.com

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>>215775806

well those leechers appearing took a surprisingly long time

>>215775761
direct deposit. Had to fill out a bunch of paperwork in Trenton

>>215776067
its not so bad if u still grt money

>>215776259
>>215776259
>>215776259
Cool cool. Time to continue saving for my house then. Peace out OP. Congratz again!

>>215776214
i only asked once and thats all

>>215774649
maybe intrested in offshore investments?

what did u buy at cvs?

ITT : newfags getting trolld by a mastertroll

>>215776515
good luck man

>>215776551
no, I'm good

>>215776717
a birthday card

>>215776806

Nevermind that, I'm just mad that I didn't win the lotto

i am
>>215775942
not
>>215776067

that was just totally fucking coincidental hivemind

>>5940818

>>215777000
ITT : samefaggin Mastertroll

>>215777000

fucking lol'd.

also, nice double-trips

So did you donate any money at all?

If not, way to go OP. Donations are for third world countries that don't contribute at all. Like Haiti

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>>215777401
fuck no. Also, fucking investors, relatives, and charities never leave you the fuck alone

>>215777662
true true.. better keep ur mouth shut but I guess its already too late for you :))

>>215777959
ohh no. they find out regardless...

>>215777662
never donate to pbs they will fucking hunt you down to ask for more money they do a beter job than the fbi

>>215777662
Ignore them all. You are an individual and you should live life to the fullest with no-one trying to use you. Unless you like to throw your money away.

Bought anything for your parents yet ?

lol you bank at chase op; be ready for a very large quantity of that money to disappear unexpectedly

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>>215778182
sure did. A new house

>>5954790

>>2065723

will you buy me a super computer?

With all those pendings your available would not be the same as your present balance. FAKE

>>215778603
which would cost way more than 3,7M

>>215762777
send my monies

>>215778861
no it wouldn't ..
or at least not the one I want...
10-30 k is all

>>215762777

Why do you keep it all in one bank account? Wouldn't it make more sense to spread it around to make sure it's covered by the FDIC?

>>215763493
lol of course there is xD

>>215779324
you dont even know what a supercomputer is, eh?

Supercomputers have TENS OF THOUSANDS processors, require MEGAWATTS of energy and usually compute the weather, molecules, atomic reactions ...
lrn2wikipedia

>>215779343


That is a good point, especially how the economy is

>>215779343
Aw for fucks sake read the thread before shooting those dumbass comments

>>215779806
I'M SO SMART I USE WIKIPEDIA FOR EVERYTHING I DONT KNOW OMG LOL IM SO SMART

>>215780022
i DO know about that stuff since it is my jobm little baby-boy. Ask me questions if you like

>>215779806
ofijaoesf
wat
you are just trying to hide the fact you are as poor as the rest of us

>>215780287
your ego is larger then your penis

>>215780287

Why are you such whining faggot?

op man i gratz n can i has like $30 its my bday on the 13th no joke

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ref=profile&id=100000706046011

send to master-shinobi@hotmail.com
pls

Well first off... OP you are retarded.

If your money manager even graduated from high school he would know that stocks yield so much more return than bonds/CDs...

And if you want to argue stocks being too risky? K.. coming from the guy who keeps more than the FDIC cap in a single no-yield checking account... Nice dude... nice...

gtfo

it's a bank error. have fun feeling like big shit for a few hours/days

>>215780566
>>215780549
>>215780341

OP is obviously samfaggin again .... dreaming about gazillions of monies, trolling everyon who doesnt believe it, using words which he doesnt know about

--> have fun.

>>5802340

>>215780990
actually thats not same fag and you are poor

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>>215781069
wow, looks like someone just learned about JPEG encoding.

namely, you.

>>215779806
dont forget about the "faild" one in the NSA with around 3 million prossessors

Well, Lotto Dude, you're the fucking man. Anyone who browses /b/ and gives away free money is my fucking hero. Enjoy your life bro, with as much money as you have, your family is set for life!

>>215780990
>fail attempt to provoke OP to post in this thread again.

how much is your net worth

speaking as a multi-millionaire you're a fucking moron for not having that in an interest-bearing account

also enjoy losing most of it when your bank goes tits up

OP invest in gold already!!

Will you please donate $1,000,000 to Haiti?

>>215781592
also the new Trailblazer

>>215782493
why wold he if yo read the rest of the thread

Can you post from iPad, like me?

>>215780990
yo... relax. srsly

if you end up like most lotto winners pennyless ill burn your house down for 50% insurance monies

OP invest in silver/gold/weapons/stocked up food, don't just keep your cash in the bank. you lose more everyday

>>215782678

For the karma.

Have you done two chicks at once yet?

>>215783225
This....

>>215783424
plenty of times. money is the best aphrodisiac.

So OP, what are you going to do with the money?

How will you celebrate your next birthday OP?

so far op hasn't proven anything
this thread is fail op doesn't have any money
and he is a faggot

>>215783634

lol just keep burying yourself deeper

>>215784643
this

>>215784076
live and never work again

>>215784265
dunno. small. with my friends and family. lots of expensive liquor and my swimming pool will be involved

OP post pics of yourself or you're 13 years old

>>215785071
sounds just as good as it gets, nice.

>>215785417
ok I'm 13. I ain't puttin my face on /b/. piss off

Yeah, the FDIC insuring makes you retarded for keeping it all in one account. If you weren't trolling,

>>215785759
those are some expensive ciggs.....

>>215786058
dude, I could lose all that and not bat an eyelash. That's my fun money. I already covered this...

>>215786295
They're $4.75 a pack.