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Get rid of rate me threads
Get rid of everybody post pics everybody rate them and every other variation of it
Get rid of all hook u threads
Get rid of every PA thread
Get rid of really poor troll threads
alot more shit too

I'd permaban anyone who uses the word "newfag"

i'd find the cure for cancer


then wince at the newly widespread AIDS

Ban OP

I WOULD REMOVE THE CANCER AND BRING AN AGE OF RECKONING TO /b/!

I'd do all posted here, and then some.

Get rid of all forced memes.
Shit I've seen a thousand times.
All stuff normal people would get rid of.

mother fucking tupac background

>>215618174
This, but what's a PA thread?

>>215618328

you mad newfag?

ban all rateme fags

Ban OP

>>215618667
personal army

more young children

>>215617873
I'd never fucking sleep. And ban all niggers.

Ban OP

>>215618174
Pretty much all of that

Install captcha.

make fuck a bannable offcine

Ban op 

Also permaban those those who just don't deserve to live, let alone be on 4chan

ban OP  

considering i have no life and im on 4chan most of the day...it would be perfect harmony

>>215618174
All this.

And all the fucking combo threads.

>>215618632
>All stuff normal people would get rid of.

Normal people???? GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!

do my job as a mod

actually do my job of underage b&ing ppl! there are too many threads that end in, ''Im 15. inb4 underage b& DERP!"

I WOULD BAN FUCKING EVERYBODY WHO POSTED COPYPASTA

PEOPLE WHO POSTED THE BOXIST WOULD GET AN IP BAN (LIKE THAT WOULD STOP THEM)

I WOULD STRIKE DOWN LIKE THE FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD

i'd give out 30 minute bans to persons that went to that place to become all over the potatoe salad

GET RID OF THE FUCKING SPAM.
auto delete all threads starting with (bullshit DNS error in 12 languages), etc

rofl this thread

Random bans.

I wouldn't give a fuck about dick.
I'd be a god.

i'd get rid of this facebook crap

I'd do nothing. I'm lazy, what can I say?

Get rid of spam, get rid of camewhores

I'd get rid of all the CP

I would do nothing,

Permaban all animal abuse anons, all cp, and all dumb ass gay as fuck zelda asswhore triforce anons.

However, I wouldn't ban any nigger threads, or sexist threads, because I believe in the freedom of speech that is the united states constitutional right.

ban everyone who thinks the word "nigger" is:
1. hilarious
2. an actually useful troll technique
3. OMG OFFENSIVE

not because of the word itself, but because posts in which it appears as the Special Guest Star are invariably Bubonic Alzheimer's Ebola AIDS-cancer.

pic related, sorta

-permaban CP posters and proactive FBI van them all....no shit, fuck you pedos

-ban any rate me thread that doesn't start with something inserted in a vag/ass

-ban moot

To be honest the "cancer" is what keeps /b/ different than any other fucking forum.

If it actually went away, what would we do then?

i wonder what a mods view of the site looks like anyway. does anyone have a screenshot or something?

re-open /cp/

CP for all!

>>215620285
>>215620285
Yes.

WORLD DOMINATION

>>215620285

/b/ is not ermerka faggot

>>215620328
get the fuck out. right fucking now.

>>215619483
yah,give em a 3 year ban lul

>>215618174

this and smite down anyone who would stand in my way

Triforce thread, that's a paddlin'
Hookup thread, that's a paddlin'
Posting EFG in a format other than .gif, that's a paddlin'
General incomprehension of /b/, that's a paddlin'

Post sinks, ironing boards, and guitars. Then, when people post too thinking the mods are all asleep, I ban to my hearts desire.

Start banning people left and fucking right. Mostly people who just make stupid posts

>>215618328

Banned for "newf..."

Clever fox, nearly got me. But yes, banned.

i'd have some moneh in mah pocket finally

>>215617873

Ban you.

stop coming to /b/ to much work having to deal with other peoples problems.... that or just delete CP threads that I see.

I'd do more public bans instead of deleting threads. CP would not last 5 minutes.

i would actually make people follow the few rules of 4chan, and ban everyone participating in ANY hookup/rate me/religion thread.

I'd go on a fucking rampage. Anything I didn't like would go, and would include the public ban message, including but not limited to:
America vs. Europe (because we're all going to be overrun if we can't stick together as whites)
Common porn threads (there are better places than /b/ to get your porn!)
Bad copypasta ("My name is John" has gotten stale)
Any survey that sucks (and they all do)
Anything dealing with real-life questions (ESPECIALLY hookup shit)
Approximately 75% of threads with real-life pictures (the remaining 25% are either gore, niche pornography, or funny enough trolls that I like them)
Bad trolling (though good trolling is really, REALLY good and will be encouraged)

ban everyone who copypastas the "all of you are losers , pic related its me and my bitch" thread for about 100000000000000000000000000 years

cure cancer.

>/b/ is not ermerka

You're a fucking retarded illiterate who can't even comprehend a simple statement. Did I ever say that /b was? No, I said it was what I BELIEVED in.

Go get a fucking education, you dumb ass nigga. (First time I ever called anyone that, but by god you deserved it.)

I would get drunk and forget my password

i'd masterbate to this pic all day

i'd sticky this

No more furries.

bring snacks back.

Permanban camwhores
Permaban whiteknights
Permaban anyone who posts in a "everyone post a picture of yourself, etc" thread.

2 chicks at the same time

Do we archive this? It sounds promising.

Also, any shit that just looks dumb, it's gone.

and i'd ban recklessly, including copypasta, and add captcha. maybe just a couple letters though, so it's not that much of an inconvenience.

>>215621413
/b/ has no rules dipshit

i'd ban people that reported images fuck year

I'd fix up /an/ and /x/.

i would e-kill spambot

I am a 4chan mod and I don't do shit.

I'd delete all threads that aren't furry related.

I would sticky encyclopedia dramatica, images of how to tri-force, other shit to make newfags indescernable from oldfags to annoy the shit out of 90% of this board.

If you guys are tired of hitting f5 to wade through shitty threads or just
need a break from imageboards in general come check out what we've got playing over at LWTV!
We've got a pretty vast and growing collection of all sorts of programming like
Penn and Teller's Bullshit!, Harvey Birdman, Metalocalypse, and much more!

Just head over to wutchan_org (change _ to . ) and check us out on the left under "Video"


61016.845703125

The cancer is attracted horseshit like dung flies so I would make a sticky thread and dare everyone to post in there to use my ban hammer.
Then ban every single poster in there.

>>215622442
Which nowadays is like, 3 threads.

i'd make captcha so as to get rid of the spam.

Honestly, I would just try to keep things in line. Permaban anyone who posts CP, or anything else illegal. Maybe I would occasionally delete threads that have no purpose at all.

I'd take out a murder-for-hire contract on anyone who uses the phrase "white knight" in any context whatsoever. But not this one, because I'd be a mod and mods don't follow rules.

>>215622617

Can't do that with mod powers; you'd need to be an admin

Abuse my power. That is all.

ALLOW CP

>>215622215
I was going to say "Prove it"

But then I was like.... Nah i'd rather not be banned.

So continue ^_^

randomly ban people and tell them to fuck off

Permaban all tripfags.

no tolerance policy for underage ban...unless showing tits

We have archived every single timestampd pic of cumdumpsters that have ever posted their tits on 4chan! If you are interested:

1. go to 4.chantard.org/tits
2. click a link
3. hit F5 on new page
4.??????
5. cumdumpsters!!!!

8583925630

>>215617873

ged rid of all the shitty trolls and weaboos

>:3

Work mainly on cancer in /b/ and spam in /s/. Disregard all other boards unless I'm already in then.

and people who use those gay ass smileys.
^^ ^_^
Mostly ones involving the ^ thing and 3's

>>215623139
seriously, tripfags and namefags, unless vital to the thread

shit is ridiculous guys, please stop it

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>>215618328
newfag

>>215623620
i think we should ban op

>>215623564
What's wrong with using gay smilies (Like this: ^_^) when I actually am gay? Do you have something against faggots, faggot?

>>215624224
yes

Ban all attention whore threads (rate me, post yourself, hookup, etc), tripfags, and emoticons.

>>215624367
Like what?

>>215624224
Also you're fucking 12

>>215624600
20, sorry.

Take out all rate me/hookup/gay, boy threads

Everything else I don't give a shit about (But I would uphold the usual rules, no cp ect)

you can't captcha coz then dump scripts fail

Make the new thread creation time limit HIGHER.

Though it'll bring down on the shit, it'll bring down the decent stuff as well.

Ban all:
Furry threads
"Everyone cancer everyone cancer" threads
Triforce threads
Combo threads
"Poast ending in" threads
Gay threads.
Any cumdumpster who doesn't post tits.
Any carefag/white night who replies to cumdumpsters' threads without the words "tits or GTFO"

>>215624224
Shut up faggot.

>>215617873
ban all of you for being cancer

>>215623564
>>215625360
>:3

>>215625123

>I'm trying to make /b/ my ideal clubhouse

>>215625892
Jesus Christ it's a lion get in the car!

404 faster

>>215617873
I would sticky mutilation threads and ban people for no reason.

>>215622520
haha that would be awesome.

and i would permaban anyone that posted CP
i dont wanna ban too much stuff, cuz then what would /b/ be?

anything I thought was gay would disappear forever.

anything I found slightly annoying.

btw:moralfag(with additional desensitisation)

TEAR OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL-FUCK YOU

What's with all the people banning awesome shit?

I'd ban:
Rate me
Pickup
rolling
bad copypasta
USAvEurope
Personal Army

Anything else that's not random.

>>215617873
I'd legalize Bo><><y!!!

I would ban gore and furry posters with even more ferocity than cp

camwhores, baww threads, and "post your ideal x respond if it's you"

not just bans for the OP either, thread-wide permanent banhammer.

i would be lurking many threads and banning shitty trollers and just general faggots

go to sleep threads, your life threads, baw threads, any mention of juggalos, combos are gone, no more slowpokes, bachelor frog and anything like it, oldfag and newfag are ban worthy too.

I would take the glory out of public bannings.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) spawns a shitstorm of people trying to get one too and that's kinda gay

i would bring out the banhammer on 95% of posts
(the bad ones)

:)

i would rape your face

I would ban anything that's not OC. /b/ would probably die but at least its better then half the cancer constantly being re-posted.

ban every shitty disguised PA request i see

I would occasionally look at the "reported posts" page.

Ban everyone who ran around calling things cancer.

Do my job

Set up an autoban for anyone who says ">implying" on /v/.

i'd take requests

>>215633689

>Do my job

This faggot speaks volumes