im ugly

im gay

Because I married the bitch.

because I'm average at everything including looks

because i don't know any girls

/b/

dick is tiny

but i have a girlfriend, /b.

I have a girlfriend.

Because I just broke up with her you fucktard

I met her yesterday. So she's not my girlfriend yet.

I don't really know any girls.

because i dont get with girls that like me

because im not stupid

BECAUSE BITCHES AIN'T SHIT
Also I'm going to college out of state soon, and am interested in neither long distance, nor short term.

I'm here too much.

fat, ugly, and the social skills of a koala bear with downs

Because im too much of a loser.

>>215596999
not to mention, mutilated

Cause I have a boyfriend.

pr0n

Ive been living with her for two years

I hate women.

Because I'm a heterosexual female.

i put her in my pooper.
she died. bawwwwww

because im hiv positive.

i dont actually need one
masterbation is so much safer than regular sex
also there is noone aruing about everything all the time

Im a "serial cheater"

I have nothing in common with anyone around me because I'm from another, much better and more advanced, part of the country. Up here all the girls have kids cuz they got pregnant in high school. Or they're radical feminists. Or really goddamn annoying. Or ugly as sin.

cause i can pull are fat chicks

I do though. Nothing like yould think it would be though, not really a girlfriend in my mind, Ive just been desensatized by the internet. I know no love.

because i'm not a lesbo

girls. meh. boys. also meh.

me. totally awesome!

I'm too fat so I just rape children.

Because, I'm an atheist in Utah.

>>215597265
your hand died?

...'cause I'm here?

cause i'm married.

I got caught cheating with an ex, now I have neither D:

me not billionaire so no gf, no gf because my dad rich

i do lul

I have no social skills and am about as exciting as a house plant. I want die now.

because im the cliche "nice guy"
working on it though ;D

this thread needs more courage wolf.

Because I like boys

>>215596748
Because I dumped that dirty slut

Because I have a boyfriend.

>>215597637
yeah, me too

cuz im not a dyke

I want to save money, or at least blow it all on myself

because i'm too clingy.

>>215597989
inb4 tits or gtfo

Because all the girls I'm interested in are taken, and the one who isn't, isn't interested in me.

Ugly, weird loner.

because bitches are fucking retarded.
IF YOU CANNOT SPELL THE WORD "THROUGH" THEN YOU DO NOT DESERVE ANY PENIS.
/thread

because all womens are sluts

Because I can't speak to girls due to my crippling shyness around them. ;___;

because i have a wife.

Because I don't leave my room, and when I do I don't really enjoy talking to people.

i do

why have a girlfriend,when you could get bitches to pay you? think about it

i donrt hhvave firlfriend cos i, gay

Because I am a woman, and I have a boyfriend?

I am too lazy to take care of myself to the point that I am at my prime

>>215597197

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because of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YMyqoXcMrQ

i do but i dont love her i use her for sex i feel bad about it

This = all of you

She lives veeery faaar away. And that's the reason we cannot be together.

I have one, actually.

because I stopped going with this girl a few months back and she still constantly flirts with me

no other girls will date me because I'm graduating soon...no one wants to get involved with someone who's leaving forever in a little more than a month

So much fucking excuses. Bitching about your dick size, about your looks, about your cum smell, but I see no girlfriend, bunch of losers.

because her father is weird and won't let her date until' she moves out.
Pretty much we are going out, as in going to movies, eating dinner together, but we cannot do it around her parents. Just gotta wait a few months, that is when she will be moving out.

i do.

cuz i'm ugly as hell

>>215597314
how do I enter Cyrillic Millions Sign in windows? where exactly do I have to enter it to make reverse header?

>>215596999
so is mine bro

i suck at approaching women and talking to them. I also am not great looking, but i'm in good shape and not ugly.

Because girls are icky. I have a boyfriend though. <3

>>215598178

quoted for samefag...

Not gonna see her till Monday, maybe then?

>>215598538
I don't even understand that. What is he supposed to be bawwing about?

>>215598538
son. of. a. bitch.

I might soon. I had the most wonderful day with the most wonderful girl. Suck it, /b/.

Because I suffer from Generalized Anxiety Disorder and can't summon up the courage to ask a girl out on a date.

Every girl I like has an ugly friend that likes me.

>>215596748

Fat, bitter, sensitive and clingy. Four very unappealing traits on the meat market

Madness and depression.

LEVEL 80 PALADIN

cuz i broke up with her some days ago

Because I'm married

Destiny.

quite.

>>215599228
>>215599228
>>215599228
THIS
IN
EVERY
FUCKING
WAY

because my ex-girlfriend, give me a several brain damage. Fucking Bitch.

because i dont like having one, too much drama

Don't want one. Don't have enough money to take anyone out on a date. Prospect doesn't sound exciting.

im a raging alcoholic, no girl wants that.

>>215598178
there's an easy solution for your problem:

do a proper assessment of your attractiveness.

improve it where and as you can.

settle for less until you get results.

then work your way up the female attractiveness ladder as high as you can.

>>215598148
This

She gave me a fake number...
Hopefully not on purpose...

I have a fleshlight, now I really don't need a chick. it's better at pleasing me than all girls except the one hooker I've been with, but it doesn't cost a fortune to use or risk giving me aids! The only chick I really am horny for is my cousin anyway and she doesn't seem to want to bang me so fuck it theres no girl out there i really want I'm good with just the fleshlight and lots of money.

I can't look them in the eyes when then talk to me.
My confidence is extremely low
Afraid they will reject.

>>215599050

Didn't samefag here old chap, however most of the posts here apply to me anyway so I might as well have! fml

>>215599385
>>215599385

>>215599474

Oh, ho! Good show, sir, good show.

>>215598123
Same

i have yet to find someone i like, who is in some way a little bit similar to me, and is still FUCKING SINGLE

Because my erection is very loose, i don't have a very fat dick, in fact, i have a thin dick and ergo, i have complexes that fucked up my self esteem. That's kind of it.

Because prostitutes are better.

im an under age b& and therefore am a faggot OR i could be stupid who knows ?

I've met only five women in my entire life that I can even tolerate. None that I want to be with.

>>215599228
holy fuck.

and when you approach the attractive girl, you find out that her ugly friend has laid claim to you and she doesn't want to hurt her ugly friend.

tl;dr ugly bitches should be killed.

My wife would not approve.

Because all the girls here are walking pairs of tits and ass...

Ok, I'll put it less bluntly, none of the girls here are worth it. They look good, sure, but goddamn, they aren't the type of people I'd like to spend time around.

Yes, call me a faggot if you wish.

>>215599581
>>215599581
>>215599581
glad someone fucking agrees with me

trust issues? im scared of anything more than friendship.

oh also im 247lb and my dick is about the size of a fun-sized Hershey bar

>>215599579

Dudes right.

I'm fat, so i lack confidence. I can talk to girls
But i can't flirt with them.

No idea

too weird id say... idk, pic related

>>215599940
find girl who likes it in the pooper.

winrar is u

hahaha blame /b/

We're only "friends".

I'm a fag/don't like most guys/penis.

i have a girlfriend. she is in the shower because i am about to fuck her. true story.

because I am an idiot and suffer from one-itis with one Cluster B girl after the other.

Because I am currently in a state of disregarding females while thus acquiring copious amounts of currency.

im fat...plain and simple

>>215599975
THIS

Because I'm shy and socially awkward

>>215600538
bang fat chicks

problem solved

Because I am a straight female, so I have a boyfriend.

I'd rather keep to myself for a bit.

because i masturbate over shemales

Because toward the end of my last relationship I started getting extremely paranoid. That was 5 years ago, I'm 33 now. I'm still trying to deal with the paranoia. I just wish things were like they were before.

Because girls my age aren't worth pursuing, at least not around here.

she can't go out with me right now, as she is in Europe on vacation, she said she'd think it over while there, and the girl who likes me and h as is retarded. The one that I already know likes me looks better than the one I like, but the one I actually like is smarter than the one that likes me.
tl;dr Girl I like will think it over, girl who likes me is pretty much retarded.

>>215600534
Carouse on, racketeer.

>>215597152

that was me in an earlier post. i'm sad

because im not rich, only a 5-6 on looks, and sometimes i accidentally treat women well.

Because I don't want one.

because im a fat fucker who's always on my pc

Because I don't give a fuck

because i haven't met anyone as good as mommy

Haven't found the right one. :(

Because I girl I like likes someone else and I don't have a chance. Also I go to /b/.

I'm too much of a jewbag to pony up the dough for a woman.

because I'm married.

>>215601128
DENIAL

Because I just broke up with her six hours ago.
I still love her, and she loves me. I just don't want to be with her anymore. :\

I had one... she dumped me.

>>215600419
we have a winner

Because i have a left hand

>>215596748
>>215596748
fuck you op...we all know i'm single cause i'm nice...and nice guys finish last

Cause women, though attractive, are evil and have secret agendas. Apparently I'm just not boyfriend material.

because i accidentally the whole thingg

>>215598891

That is in no way comparable to the other one posted earlier. I would fuck this in a heartbeat.

cause my pants are tighter then theirs,and im a douche

another thread to remind us how lonely we are... and to think i came on to lurk some trap/gore threads tonight, yet instead i end up bawwing

>>215600784
Tits with timestamp or troll.

I'm short, ugly, and my dick is small

Because I watch PBS I love you you love me were a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you won't you an hero too

>>215598538
>>215598538
>>215598538

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

Because the girl I loved decided to stay with her internet BF.

He has red hair for fuck's sake.

All other lesbians are too butch or fat for my tastes.

I'd like to say that it's because I don't like the women in my area. 90% of them are airy blowtards. Of course, that doesn't leave me with an excuse for the other 10%.

It's not because I'm not confident. It's because I never make a move.

because the last two also had boyfreinds.

this

I had a girlfriend and then she dumped me...Now I see her all over the place...Just like tonight with another guy.

=(

>>4696333

>>215598538
except that guy has nice hair and only a little pouch

so many games to play, so little time

BITCHES AIN'T SHIT BUT HOS AND TRICKS

>>215601327
...or not.

Come on: I have often asked myself why I've been friendzoned.

But at some point it occured to me that had I ACTUALLY wanted to fuck her ...... I would have fucked her. And that I just really didn't want to for some reason.

Because I'm friendzoned to FUCK.

Because there are very few girls in my area who are attractive and interest me in my area whom are single. And those who are, I honestly don't understand what's up with them. I show interest, I take them out to do stuff, but nothing. I'm not ugly, I have an above average dick, and I'm intelligent.

Because I had to put her down.........She came out of the kitchen with her tits covered

cause for the most part they are all evil and I don't have time for their bullshit.

Because weed and backstabbers turned me into a boring fucko. Happy?
Also once I turned 18...I duno, shit changes. Relationships aren't stupid and fun anymore, now I have to out to ridiculously expensive and shit clubs with stupid kinds of expensive drinks and 'trendy' beatz like lady gaga or dizzee fucking rascal..
I'm 19 by the way, my life is overrrr baw. baw baw baw baw FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE

have girlfriend

awesome sex regularly.

shit is cash

>>215601402
This too... nice guys do finish last.

>>215596748
my gf died yesterday.

/thread

because I don't go out and I stay in front of my computer. Oh and I'm kinda shy.

Because I'm Fucking Crazy.

Waste of time, money, and sanity.

Because I am a titanically insensitive, unattractive asshole. I don't give a fuck homes.

I have a lvl 80 paladin

We broke up, stayed friends for a few years.
Watched her date a few guys. I remained loyal and single.
Tried dating once, she promised to go back with me, dated another guy.
She moved away, a year later I moved in, she promised we'd be together.
half a year later, she still wants the dick who left her 2 years ago.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>6994119

I can't find any gay/bisexual girls around here.

my wife won't let me

I cant see the point, ive never liked talking to girls, i dont respect women very much and some of them annoy me. Sex is nice but i dont see how its worth spending all my time/money on someone i dont enjoy hanging out with so i can have sex with them. Its just not worth it to me.

aim to high

>>7308415

Fem here: Because I am only attracted to guys.

I've tried girls but not for me.

95% of the girls around me want guys who are jerks
3% of the girls around me are taken
2% of the girls around me are either boring or I don't know them enough

>>215602498
That's if the nice guys doesn't give up and become workaholics to kill their loneliness.

>>215602917
i lol'd

>>215602083
meaning you want to but she doesn't get turned on by elbow fat

I could, but I am scared I will ruin it..

>>215596748
because I prefer men.

>>215603042

note I listed nothing about myself
I'm perfect really

I haven't got a girlfriend because I have standards. Not overly high standards mind you but for example I won't date someone who is:

-Fat or someone I'm not attracted to
-Someone who I don't share things in common with
-Someone I find annoying
-Someone who holds values I find offensive.

When I take a look at my friends they've all sacrificed the above just so they have someone to fuck or so they aren't lonely and yet they're always constantly checking out other girls and hoping to find better. I just don't wanna play that bullshit game.

Pic unrelated.

>>215602638
Kyle? Is that you, you fat fucking chode?

she would cut into my fapping time

>>215602917
>>215602917

what she doesn't know about won't kill her. or you. unless you leave suspicious text messages and voicemails on the gf's phone, then your wife will chase you out of the house with a 3 iron. but don't worry, a few months later you'll be back in action only a handful of strokes away from winning the Masters. Even man-hoes win shit.

cuz im just having fun

BITCHES JUST WANT MY MONEY

fuck her once, never see her again. fuck yea

Because I broke up with her exactly one week ago today.

Thanks for reminding me faggot OP!

>>215597207
Fuck off uncut fag.

I married her

because i'm a girl. D:

>>215604025
lol he troled u.

She's not my girlfriend yet, but hopefully soon. Greatest girl I ever met :). Wish me luck

>>215603751
>>215603751

>yup. i'm still paying off the last two. (2) GF's continuous over (3) years = $25,000

>>215603881
thats so sad why did you cut off your hand?

Cuz i'm gay?

i do haha and he suxked my dick about 2 hours ago bwahahahaha

b/c herpes has made me depressed and i feel icky :(

>>215604208
>>215604208

you bettar call her NAO!!! you wait, you loose.

I dont know anyone id be interested in, and see no reason in dating if I did

Hey Op.
I do have a girlfriend.
and I'm a girl.
Bisexuality ftw.
Fuck yeah.

>>215603471
And the worst part is that those perfect chicks are usually dating someone, and that's a fucking hard game to play to get her to fuck you.

i cant talk to girls. i say the stupisest shit

>>215599975

Exactly, it's just not fair. Why do I have to be so attractive to ugly chicks.

>>215604380
>>215604380

STD's are like hugs man, you gotta spread them around freely. the more the merrier. plus once they have it, now you are part of the same club

>>215603061
Bullshit. We always get the short end of the stick

Because I am a repository of SOCIALLY AWKWARD FAIL-NESS
THE PURE, REFINED FUCKING FAIL OF THE UNIVERSE.

Another fagfag here. Male, obviously.

because I know I don't deserve one

Fuckin' relationships, how do they work?

>>215603687
The 'winners' of life all seem to have it in common that they either can't hold a marriage down or they're major players.

I believe monogamy is pretty much a man made religious invention in our species as time after time people prove incapable of not succumbing to the desire of cheating on their partner.

This pic goes out to all the nice guys x

>>215603061
>>215603061
>>215603061
>>215603061

100% correctly. i work 60 hours a week...I'm awesome at my job, but that's about it...

I have a GF

>>215596748

'Cause I'm not Lesbian or Bisexual >_<

I can easily get a boyfriend, appearance/composure really isn't an issue. I've just kind of given up.
Guys my age [18] just want a good lay. Asking them to be interested in art, music, and literature is like asking them to cut their dick off. I'm tired of stale relationships. Hopefully, I'll have better luck in art school, but right now it's pointless to waste my time with people who would rather watch nascar than do something creative or exciting.

>>215604700
plus now they have one less thing to worry about the next time you rap- i mean- have sex with them

Because I'm infinitely better without one.
I've come to the conclusion that we'll never be satisfied with enough sex, dating, etc.
So realize you're submitting to your own weakness.
Leave that world of failures and struggling.
Give up on those which will never satisfy.

>>215604952
>>215604952

two weeks ago /b/ had a monogamy / polygamy thread. not having that discussion again.

>>215605347

Tits, show em.

I'm horrendously picky and I don't have enough money for a relationship. Plus I suck at connecting with people for anything more than a quick fuck

>>215604279
Huh?

Can't find a hot one I get along with. Would rather be alone.

>>215603569
NO.

>>215605357
not in art school just fags and douche bags

>>215600101

>>215605013
So, a real man will kill you for looking at his food the wrong way? Make sense! Most the girls I know have the kind of boyfriend that is the beat now, demand sex later types. But ohhhhh.... They can be changed... oooooohhhhh she just has to try moar.... bawwwwwwww

This is why I don't have a girlfriend; bitches are dumb. Anyone with a bad attitude or money can make them cream their panties. I'd rather masturbate for the rest of my life than to be tied to some materialistic whore.

>>215604586
This is very true. When I say perfect I refer to someone that's perfect for me. Not this man made image of perfection you see posted all over the media. Just a nice girl who you have things in common with and who enjoys your company as much as you do hers.

And you're right. Every girl I've met fitting that description has been taken. They still want to be friends which is good but it's a bit hard wondering if every nice girl I meet has already found a guy for them.

i do

>>215605530
I don't.. need sex?

I'm too afraid to make the move when I meet a girl.

>>215605013
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>>4104270

>>215605462
>>215605462

exactly. they will feel so blessed and thankful that even though you both are in the same position with STD's, you are so kind and benevolent to be paying attention to her. really, next time let her know how much you care before you knock her unconcio- I mean before she falls asleep

>>215605347
Cool, wanna fuck?

always end up friendzoned sucks man

>>7256395

>>215602436
Ugh fucking clubs. I remember the days when hanging out at the skate park was enough to get some chick to go out with you

because i just dumped her

>>215596748
cause i'm a gayfag?

>>215605636

Nope, sorry, I'm not a dysfunctional cumdumpster piece of shit.

>>215605530
tl;dr tired of rejection

>>215606026
> So, a real man will kill you for looking at his food the wrong way?
No no no.

> Anyone with a bad attitude ... can make them cream their panties.
Now you're getting it.

>>215606675
>>215606675

that is debatable and always easily changeable.

>>215606732
Tired of this useless game with ourselves, not women

>>215606675
You sound like my type.

because i just moved to a new country and don't speak the language, and alot of people don't speak english.

Because I can't tell when I a nice girl likes me, and if she does, I can't tell how much, so I just go along normally till it fizzles out

feels bad man

>>215606988
even his hand is starting to reject him

I have fuck buddies
girlfriends take time and money

>>215606732
>>215606732

my cats love me. well one of them - the boy one. the girl one is a fucking bitch

Ugly, social anxiety, OCD, unable to relate to almost anyone.

>>215607126

breathing?

I'm not homosexual.