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  • Ultimatum from a spammer: *click*
    Oh hey, the shit has e-mailed me in the past. Will post those in a few.
    Here they are. Who knows this guy? He brags about friends coming to him and complaining—"Chris Beer" from New Zealand.
    (Googling "crebzx@hotmail.com" has a few interesting hits.)

    File : 1270947418.jpg-(100 KB, 356x493, PunkMohawk.jpg)
    100 KB stuff kindermorder 04/10/10(Sat)20:56:58 No.215550XXX  
    so kids lets hear about your jobs. I want to know what the job fags on /b/ actually do. I'll go first.
    music venue/bar manager
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)20:57:54 No.215550XXX
    the goverment pays me to play computer games.

    im disabled and its fucking hard work!
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)20:58:38 No.215551XXX
    school. OP is a fag?
    >> kindermorder 04/10/10(Sat)21:00:22 No.215551XXX
    wow all unemployed huh
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:00:32 No.215551XXX
    graphic designer
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:00:53 No.215551XXX
    I teach philosophy
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:01:08 No.215551XXX
    headshop/hookah lounge
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:02:09 No.215552XXX
    press operator
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:02:26 No.215552XXX
    Cognitive Neuropsychologist

    no trolling
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:02:35 No.215552XXX
    i work as a security specialist... i find whats wrong with important peoples security and do mock attacks on important buildings. i like my job
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:03:12 No.215552XXX
    No se puede mostrar la página
    La página Web solicitada no está disponible en este momento. Puede que el sitio Web tenga problemas técnicos o que necesite ajustar la configuración de su explorador.
    Pruebe lo siguiente:
    Haga clic en el botón Actualizar o vuelva a intentarlo más tarde.

    Si escribió la dirección de la página en la barra de direcciones, compruebe que esté escrita correctamente.

    Para comprobar la configuración de su conexión, haga clic en el menú Herramientas y después en Opciones de Internet. Haga clic en Configuración en la ficha Conexiones. La configuración debe ser igual a la proporcionada por su administrador de red de área local (LAN) o su proveedor de servicios Internet (ISP).
    Compruebe que la configuración de conexión a Internet esté siendo detectada. Puede establecer que Microsoft Windows examine la red y detecte automáticamente la configuración de conexión de red (si el administrador de red habilitó dicha configuración).
    Haga clic en el menú Herramientas y después en Opciones de Internet.
    En la ficha Conexiones, haga clic en Configuración LAN.
    Seleccione Detectar automáticamente la configuración, y después haga clic en Aceptar.
    Algunos sitios requieren una conexión de seguridad de 128 bits. Haga clic en el menú Ayuday luego en Acerca de Internet Explorer para determinar la capacidad de seguridad instalada.
    Si está intentando obtener acceso a un sitio seguro, asegúrese de que es compatible con su configuración de seguridad. Haga clic en el menú Herramientas y después en Opciones de Internet. En la ficha Opciones avanzadas, desplácese a la sección de Seguridad y compruebe la configuración de SSL 2.0, SSL 3.0, TLS 1.0 y PCT 1.0.
    Haga clic en el botón Atrás para intentar otro vínculo.


    No se pudo encontrar el servidor o error DNS
    Internet Explorer

    >>3269150
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:03:19 No.215552XXX
    >>215551854
    Mark?
    >> Miki 04/10/10(Sat)21:03:23 No.215552XXX
    Part time whore saving up money for university
    (Cashier)
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:03:25 No.215552XXX
    funeral home/ mortician assistant
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:03:27 No.215552XXX
    The page cannot be displayed
    The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your browser settings.
    Please try the following:
    Click the Refresh button, or try again later.

    If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly.

    To check your connection settings, click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Connections tab, click Settings. The settings should match those provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator or Internet service provider (ISP).
    See if your Internet connection settings are being detected. You can set Microsoft Windows to examine your network and automatically discover network connection settings (if your network administrator has enabled this setting).
    Click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options.
    On the Connections tab, click LAN Settings.
    Select Automatically detect settings, and then click OK.
    Some sites require 128-bit connection security. Click the Help menu and then click About Internet Explorer to determine what strength security you have installed.
    If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure your Security settings can support it. Click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Security section and check settings for SSL 2.0, SSL 3.0, TLS 1.0, PCT 1.0.
    Click the Back button to try another link.


    Cannot find server or DNS Error
    Internet Explorer

    >>6703786
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:03:28 No.215552XXX
    dictator
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:03:30 No.215552XXX
    bit.ly
    Page Not Found
    Uh oh, bit.ly couldn't find a link for the bit.ly URL you clicked.
    Maybe one of the pufferfish ate it, or maybe there are some extra characters on the end of the URL.
    Most bit.ly URLs are 4-6 characters, and only include letters and numbers.

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    >>3316504
    >> anon 04/10/10(Sat)21:03:47 No.215552XXX
    Jewelry sales clerk
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:03:53 No.215552XXX
    Este programa não pode exibir a página da Web

    Causas prováveis:
    Você não está conectado à Internet.
    O site está encontrando problemas.
    Talvez haja um erro de digitação no endereço.

    Você pode tentar:
    Verifique sua conexão com a Internet. Tente visitar outro site para verificar se você está conectado.

    Digite o endereço novamente.

    Voltar para a página anterior.

    Mais informações

    Esse problema pode ser causado por vários motivos, incluindo:
    A conectividade com a Internet foi perdida.
    Site temporariamente indisponível.
    O Servidor de Nomes de Domínio (DNS) não está acessível.
    O Servidor de Nomes de Domínio (DNS) não tem uma listagem para o domínio do site.

    >>2655070
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:04:01 No.215552XXX
    i suck cocks
    >> kindermorder 04/10/10(Sat)21:04:06 No.215552XXX
    >>215552325
    Word. I'm thinking of becoming a cop if ya know i can suppress all those embarrassing pics of me on the interwebs
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:04:07 No.215552XXX
    i pave roads, and plow young women at night
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:04:19 No.215552XXX
    >>215552287
    What do you do? Like your duties
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:04:23 No.215552XXX
    body piercer
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:04:44 No.215552XXX
    I work at a Sonic and I go to school. Word.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:05:10 No.215553XXX
    us army captain
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:05:14 No.215553XXX
    Hallway-monitor at a school while I'm studying, and freelance illustrator/designer.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:05:16 No.215553XXX
    I work in a photo lab. Looooove this job ^_^
    >> kindermorder 04/10/10(Sat)21:05:21 No.215553XXX
    >>215552559
    my wife does this. Stronger stomach than i have
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:05:21 No.215553XXX
    >>215552538

    nope, frenchfag here
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:05:45 No.215553XXX
    software developer
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:06:06 No.215553XXX
    President.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:06:09 No.215553XXX
         File1270947969.jpg-(434 KB, 1084x960, 1190749666858.jpg)
    434 KB
    >>215552782
    it's a cool job tbh
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:06:34 No.215553XXX
    president/nigger
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:06:39 No.215553XXX
    IT consultant and network tech, working with virtualization technology and evreything related most of the time.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:06:49 No.215553XXX
    Lol. Job. U make me happy.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:07:00 No.215553XXX
    >>215553429
    You lying cunt I already said that!
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:07:06 No.215553XXX
    IT infrastructure engineer. work with windows web servers all day. like IIS 6/7, Biztalk, SQL, Cisco ACE/CSS load balancing/pooling.

    Long story short, drink coffee and read internet.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:07:16 No.215553XXX
    electrician
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:07:29 No.215553XXX
    Construction. FML.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:07:31 No.215553XXX
    >>8196260
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:07:37 No.215553XXX
    fast food cook to pay for college

    yeah it sucks

    at least i'm not fat and have my dignity .. kinda ;_;
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:07:43 No.215553XXX
    both of us here (me /my sis): programmers.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:07:57 No.215553XXX
    physicist
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:08:02 No.215553XXX
    I am a full time student that receives $5000 a month from my rich parents. I don't need to labor away like a peasant at some job.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:08:15 No.215553XXX
    IT Helpdesk whore
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:08:17 No.215553XXX
    Head of Al Qaeda
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:08:27 No.215553XXX
    Jake?
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:08:30 No.215553XXX
    SOFTWARE BILDER GAI
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:08:36 No.215553XXX
    >>215552827
    >>215552827
    Currently work as a research assistant. Getting my Phd soon hopefully.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:08:37 No.215553XXX
    Production Manager.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:08:38 No.215553XXX
    Do you know where to find all of your favorite ChanGirls, CamWhores, Femanons, and more?
    You want all the pictures, videos, chats, and information that you can't get anywhere else?

    1. Go to :‮ofni.stercesnahC4
    2. Click a link
    3. Hit F5, when the main page loads click the clover (It will appear under the search bar if you did it right)
    4. FAP

    Now with live chats with real femanons! ^_^

    A site made by Anon, for Anon.

    >2159054
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:08:39 No.215553XXX
    I really don't understand this thread. Can someone explain it once more?
    >> kindermorder 04/10/10(Sat)21:08:49 No.215554XXX
    i yell at employees order booze prep bands. sneak booze and blow in the office.it's hard work for about 30min a day. but i'm never technically off
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:08:52 No.215554XXX
    >>215550727

    casualties are posers
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:09:00 No.215554XXX
    IT for a local business chain

    basically do nothing, the servers can pretty much manage themselves so i get paid 125k a year to sit on my ass 10 months of the year
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:09:07 No.215554XXX
    >>215553570

    windows web servers......

    the end is near
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:09:22 No.215554XXX
    retail manager
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:09:24 No.215554XXX
    >>215553817

    so why even go to school? why not just go home and let mommy put the titty back in the mouth?
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:09:34 No.215554XXX
    engineering student
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:09:42 No.215554XXX
    Do you know where to find all of your favorite ChanGirls, CamWhores, Femanons, and more?
    You want all the pictures, videos, chats, and information that you can't get anywhere else?

    1. Go to :‮ofni.stercesnahC4
    2. Click a link
    3. Hit F5, when the main page loads click the clover (It will appear under the search bar if you did it right)
    4. FAP

    Now with live chats with real femanons! ^_^

    A site made by Anon, for Anon.

    >4458949
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:10:00 No.215554XXX
    >>5326435

    Navigation to the webpage was canceled

    What you can try:
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:10:10 No.215554XXX
    bit.ly
    Page Not Found
    Uh oh, bit.ly couldn't find a link for the bit.ly URL you clicked.
    Maybe one of the pufferfish ate it, or maybe there are some extra characters on the end of the URL.
    Most bit.ly URLs are 4-6 characters, and only include letters and numbers.

    Blog Feedback © 2010 bit.ly TM

    >>173037
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:10:17 No.215554XXX
    Serving to have some money while I finish school
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:10:21 No.215554XXX
    Crab fisherman.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:10:29 No.215554XXX
    Este programa não pode exibir a página da Web

    Causas prováveis:
    Você não está conectado à Internet.
    O site está encontrando problemas.
    Talvez haja um erro de digitação no endereço.

    Você pode tentar:
    Verifique sua conexão com a Internet. Tente visitar outro site para verificar se você está conectado.

    Digite o endereço novamente.

    Voltar para a página anterior.

    Mais informações

    Esse problema pode ser causado por vários motivos, incluindo:
    A conectividade com a Internet foi perdida.
    Site temporariamente indisponível.
    O Servidor de Nomes de Domínio (DNS) não está acessível.
    O Servidor de Nomes de Domínio (DNS) não tem uma listagem para o domínio do site.

    >>4926256
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:10:32 No.215554XXX
    >>215553729
    SISTER TITS OR GTFO
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:10:45 No.215554XXX
    messiah/ snake wrangler
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:11:00 No.215554XXX
    Full-time student; will be working in an unpaid internship this summer. Would love to be a bartender.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:11:10 No.215554XXX
    medical insurance biller, my job SUCKS
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:11:14 No.215554XXX
    >>215554452
    and by that you mean "guy who watches Discovery channel" right?
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:11:16 No.215554XXX
    iam paid for cleaning the urinals in the local stripclub
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:11:38 No.215554XXX
    work at a video game store
    and i /b/ alllllll daaaaayyyy
    its a nice job
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:11:40 No.215554XXX
    I'm an air traffic controller.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:11:45 No.215554XXX
    >>215550727
    Computer/Network Security and Programming
    >> kindermorder 04/10/10(Sat)21:11:59 No.215554XXX
    everyone is a poser blah blah blah. Get Over it.btw those guys are actually pretty cool despite getting older
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:12:06 No.215554XXX
    manage celebrity tennis/golf tournaments
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:12:39 No.215555XXX
    ▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:12:57 No.215555XXX
    HR Consultant
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:13:01 No.215555XXX
    i make vidya games
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:13:10 No.215555XXX
    Sales clerk at one of the local porn shops. Good pay and good hours. Can't complain too much I guess.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:13:23 No.215555XXX
    trucker
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:13:29 No.215555XXX
    Kindergarten-employee.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:13:32 No.215555XXX
    graduate student in religion
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:13:59 No.215555XXX
    i created a site that allows user to anonymously post images and text allowing others to anonymously comment on it
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:14:04 No.215555XXX
    Right now I'm just working at a tobacco shop while I go to school. I see after/maintain our cigarette packing machines.

    I don't have to do shit. The hardest part of my job is dealing with the retarded customers...
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:14:40 No.215555XXX
    >>215553920
    fuck they're on to me
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:14:46 No.215555XXX
    >>215550727

    RUFIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:14:48 No.215555XXX
    welfare
    >> SyKo♥ !!LkjIlZq2gRK 04/10/10(Sat)21:14:50 No.215555XXX
    Student, want to:
    -Own a bar/music venue like OP up there
    -Become a Psychologist/Shrink
    -Do carpentry
    >> ██▓▒░░▒▓██ ██▓▒░░▒▓██ 04/10/10(Sat)21:15:16 No.215555XXX
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    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:15:26 No.215555XXX
    >>215554492
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:15:36 No.215555XXX
         File1270948536.jpg-(102 KB, 400x576, 1218864175690.jpg)
    102 KB
    >>215555447
    Fuck you faggot. I hope you die in a fire. Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:15:38 No.215555XXX
    host at IHOP
    only 18 so its ok
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:15:42 No.215555XXX
    President of the USA
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:15:48 No.215555XXX
    Pizza Girl. =\
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:15:48 No.215555XXX
         File1270948548.jpg-(121 KB, 800x534, 1zqtzxg.jpg)
    121 KB
    i work in

    i cum in your

    i don't give a fuck
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:15:57 No.215556XXX
    Student and aspiring intelligence/security analyst.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:16:00 No.215556XXX
    >>215555694

    All at fucking once, I hope?
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:16:11 No.215556XXX
    No se puede mostrar la página
    La página Web solicitada no está disponible en este momento. Puede que el sitio Web tenga problemas técnicos o que necesite ajustar la configuración de su explorador.
    Pruebe lo siguiente:
    Haga clic en el botón Actualizar o vuelva a intentarlo más tarde.

    Si escribió la dirección de la página en la barra de direcciones, compruebe que esté escrita correctamente.

    Para comprobar la configuración de su conexión, haga clic en el menú Herramientas y después en Opciones de Internet. Haga clic en Configuración en la ficha Conexiones. La configuración debe ser igual a la proporcionada por su administrador de red de área local (LAN) o su proveedor de servicios Internet (ISP).
    Compruebe que la configuración de conexión a Internet esté siendo detectada. Puede establecer que Microsoft Windows examine la red y detecte automáticamente la configuración de conexión de red (si el administrador de red habilitó dicha configuración).
    Haga clic en el menú Herramientas y después en Opciones de Internet.
    En la ficha Conexiones, haga clic en Configuración LAN.
    Seleccione Detectar automáticamente la configuración, y después haga clic en Aceptar.
    Algunos sitios requieren una conexión de seguridad de 128 bits. Haga clic en el menú Ayuday luego en Acerca de Internet Explorer para determinar la capacidad de seguridad instalada.
    Si está intentando obtener acceso a un sitio seguro, asegúrese de que es compatible con su configuración de seguridad. Haga clic en el menú Herramientas y después en Opciones de Internet. En la ficha Opciones avanzadas, desplácese a la sección de Seguridad y compruebe la configuración de SSL 2.0, SSL 3.0, TLS 1.0 y PCT 1.0.
    Haga clic en el botón Atrás para intentar otro vínculo.


    No se pudo encontrar el servidor o error DNS
    Internet Explorer

    >>3779115
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:16:11 No.215556XXX
    The page cannot be displayed
    The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your browser settings.
    Please try the following:
    Click the Refresh button, or try again later.

    If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly.

    To check your connection settings, click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Connections tab, click Settings. The settings should match those provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator or Internet service provider (ISP).
    See if your Internet connection settings are being detected. You can set Microsoft Windows to examine your network and automatically discover network connection settings (if your network administrator has enabled this setting).
    Click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options.
    On the Connections tab, click LAN Settings.
    Select Automatically detect settings, and then click OK.
    Some sites require 128-bit connection security. Click the Help menu and then click About Internet Explorer to determine what strength security you have installed.
    If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure your Security settings can support it. Click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Security section and check settings for SSL 2.0, SSL 3.0, TLS 1.0, PCT 1.0.
    Click the Back button to try another link.


    Cannot find server or DNS Error
    Internet Explorer

    >>128327
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:16:29 No.215556XXX
    OP's picture looks like a certain "Jimmy Parks."

    And I work at a grocery store.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:16:33 No.215556XXX
    lol
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:16:37 No.215556XXX
         File1270948597.jpg-(27 KB, 550x480, thing.jpg)
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    >>215554492
    delivered. also, we have now the authority to state that every developer/programmer who works on windows is a faggot.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:16:42 No.215556XXX
    i'm 24 years old and i dont work. i fap and play games all day long while i get fatter and fatter and my mom does my laundry and gives me breakfast and food whenever i want it

    why the hell would i want to get a job and leave my awesome life behind
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:16:45 No.215556XXX
    We have archived every single timestampd pic of cumdumpsters that have ever posted their tits on 4chan! If you are interested:

    1. go to 4.chantard.org/tits
    2. click a link
    3. hit F5 on new page
    4.??????
    5. cumdumpsters!!!!

    1465954951
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:17:05 No.215556XXX
    Secretary of Defense.....sup.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:17:09 No.215556XXX
    i test artillery batteries to make sure that they perform as specifed.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:17:12 No.215556XXX
    "Project Support" for the Provincial Government. I reset passwords, then phone people and ask if they can log onto our portal.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:17:15 No.215556XXX
    Nurse
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:17:26 No.215556XXX
    I work the soundboard at my local radio station part time.

    Other than that, classes.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:17:54 No.215556XXX
    govt epidemiologist
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:17:56 No.215556XXX
    2 mate aboard a parcel tanker
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:18:05 No.215556XXX
    >>215556177

    Touch your sis boobs if that is actually you :)
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:18:07 No.215556XXX
    >>215556284
    Hi Mr. Gates.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:18:15 No.215556XXX
      ▲
    ▲ ▲ 
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:18:23 No.215556XXX
    We have archived every single timestampd pic of cumdumpsters that have ever posted their tits on 4chan! If you are interested:

    1. go to 4.chantard.org/tits
    2. click a link
    3. hit F5 on new page
    4.??????
    5. cumdumpsters!!!!

    2135308010
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:18:45 No.215556XXX
    School but ChaCha in my spare time.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:19:11 No.215556XXX
    bounty hunter
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:19:38 No.215556XXX
    Promoter for a nightclub, has perks are better than the pay. Free entry to events/ vip etc and commission on ticket events is alright
    >> kindermorder 04/10/10(Sat)21:19:56 No.215557XXX
    >>215555240
    my roommate does this and i used to as well
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:20:09 No.215557XXX
    Criminal attorney
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:20:17 No.215557XXX
    >>215556529

    if it was a comwhoring thread, ok. but really, we should be a lil too much desperate for praise to redeliver on this ^^

    developers working on win still suck.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:20:23 No.215557XXX
    My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling
    you about the folks I work with:

    First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty
    hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her
    hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once
    considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box
    of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to
    continue to breathe.

    The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the
    smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet
    she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she
    even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a
    lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a
    cat in heat.

    But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is
    more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to
    work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober
    anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik
    throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big
    fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great
    Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I
    even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of
    them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger
    King, every single fucking day.
    Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and
    shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:20:28 No.215557XXX
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    I'm an archaeologist (technically a "cultural resource technician"). Gettin paid well by gas companies to tell them they can't drill because we found some trash someone dropped a thousand years. Feels good man.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:21:03 No.215557XXX
    I am Lady Gaga's tucker. Duct tape technician.
    >> kindermorder 04/10/10(Sat)21:21:44 No.215557XXX
    >>215556926
    i just hired a new promoter. We do a Goth/Industrial karaoke night thats really taken off . but mostly we do live bands.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:21:51 No.215557XXX
    I'm a nigger hunter
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:21:57 No.215557XXX
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    >>215556177
    bro is taking one for the team

    you sir are a gentlemen and a scholar
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:22:00 No.215557XXX
    >>215557098

    Guess I'm just asking because I want to touch those of my sister. But that wont happen. Ever. :D
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:22:29 No.215557XXX
    Sheet metal worker.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:22:32 No.215557XXX
    Game Designer
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:22:40 No.215557XXX
    FEMA
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:22:47 No.215557XXX
    graffiti artist and delivery boy
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:22:51 No.215557XXX
    >>215557123

    I lol'd.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:22:57 No.215557XXX
    3D Animator in the Game Industry.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:23:58 No.215557XXX
    bouncer
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:24:09 No.215558XXX
    patrol officer
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:24:11 No.215558XXX
    >>215557140

    >can't drill because we found some trash someone dropped a thousand years ago.

    shouldn't have spent the per diem on booze already . . .
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:24:12 No.215558XXX
    >>215557098

    don't be so jelaous
    Seems to me like non windows developers are inbred incest bastards. That's the real image you send to the world here.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:24:18 No.215558XXX
    >>215557527

    aka delivery boy.

    >>215557720

    cuuute ^^*
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:24:23 No.215558XXX
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    >>215557123
    fuck off with your copy pasta
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:24:26 No.215558XXX
    Naval Architect. I design yachts for a luxury yacht making company. Work and Tavel all over the world. 200,000 Euros per year. I love my job.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:24:49 No.215558XXX
    movie concessionist
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:24:53 No.215558XXX
    Proffetional Hobo
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:24:55 No.215558XXX
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    >>215557123


    Well played sir
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:24:57 No.215558XXX
    social worker
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:25:14 No.215558XXX
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    i ask people for money.
    and occasionally steal people's money.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:25:29 No.215558XXX
    >>215550727
    Scholl untill I start on may 8th, then Ride Attendant at the local water park.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:25:49 No.215558XXX
    >>215558032

    whatever, have fun with silverlight after HTML5/Ajax.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:25:50 No.215558XXX
    Kmart Electronics department.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:25:56 No.215558XXX
    I design and maintain machinery in a factory that makes water and chemical waste treatment plants and pump systems.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:26:06 No.215558XXX
    I pass out fliers. That's it. No costume or anything, just me in normal clothes passing out fliers. I get paid well though, because I work until it starts getting dark. One time I saw a woman running through the street. Normal(?), I thought. After she'd turned the corner, a couple of men ran the same way. I think she was raped. Work in NY, by the way.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:26:23 No.215558XXX
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    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:26:40 No.215558XXX
    >>2975374

    The page cannot be displayed
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    >>   04/10/10(Sat)21:26:58 No.215558XXX
    Graphic designer for large graphic design company based in London. Works well for me because the majority of work is from home, and a lot is also on a computer.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:27:04 No.215558XXX
    I work a a golf course.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:27:16 No.215558XXX
    sometimes i have this painful realization that the people i work with or just interact with but don't really know are probably /b/ tards.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:27:20 No.215558XXX
    Psychiatrist
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:27:27 No.215558XXX
    Retired computer games and utilities author.
    >> GlaDOS 04/10/10(Sat)21:27:29 No.215558XXX
    I work in a lab.

    I cum in the raw materials that will at some point be on your face.

    I don't give a fuck.
    >> Sigmu !/eT3X03n86 04/10/10(Sat)21:27:31 No.215558XXX
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    I'm a cashier at winn dixie.......yeah.....going to college fr mechanical engineering though so i'm not a total failure
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:27:50 No.215558XXX
    I'm the guy who makes sure all the male pornstars are hard before we start filming.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:27:52 No.215558XXX
    I'm a janitor at a water park.

    I stare at lolis in bikinis all day for a fat salary.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:28:49 No.215559XXX
    Environmental chemist
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:29:02 No.215559XXX
    >>215557123

    Can't help but notice how that's copy pasted from a thread of mine a week or so ago.

    inb4 old copypasta, i had changed the grammatical errors.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:29:03 No.215559XXX
    I do microbiology research.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:29:20 No.215559XXX
    Auto-technician
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:29:30 No.215559XXX
    I make graphics for HVAC systems. This is my private hell for not being a good enough graphic designer to find a real design job.

    Reading design books and doing projects in my spare time to effect my escape.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:29:46 No.215559XXX
    I'm the president, and i'm trying my hardest to ruin the country. I think one of the biggest blows has been dealt - I'm a nigger, and by electing me, America has lost all of it's dignity.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:29:59 No.215559XXX
    Office manager during the day, but when night falls I don my cape and go hunting for the riddler
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:30:13 No.215559XXX
    >>215559196
    I think most of us who have been here longer than a few months have corrected that copypasta. Please stop feeling special.

    Also, I think this entire thread was a setup for it, and it's OP samefagging.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:30:34 No.215559XXX
    >>215558433

    lol. i see now you are that kind of "programmer" and "developer" Let me guess, you make porn adds for the sites in flash ? :)
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:30:45 No.215559XXX
    >>215551749
    yeah, me too
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:30:53 No.215559XXX
    >>215557123
    >>215557123
    >>215557123
    >>215557123
    >>215557123
    >>215557123
    >>215557123

    fucking genius
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:31:04 No.215559XXX
    >>215559196
    That's been around for YEARS, and you're complaining about someone ELSE copying it?
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:31:18 No.215559XXX
    I work ar McDonalds
    I cum in your fries
    I dont give a fuck
    >> kindermorder 04/10/10(Sat)21:31:50 No.215559XXX
    sorry didn't post that or set this thread up for ass old copypasta
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:32:00 No.215559XXX
    Prep cook at the Texas Roadhouse.
    Fkn sick of it!
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:32:15 No.215560XXX
    im in insurance fun job i get to laugh about peoples problems tell them its there fault and make them pay out the nose for stupid shit
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:32:21 No.215560XXX
    I manage a Pizza delivery place.... its a slackers paradice
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:32:53 No.215560XXX
    Currently a Grad Student so I teach a Chem lab. Also work at the Chem Stockroom and setup Chem labs. Also lucked out in that the guy I do research under for my thesis pays us cause he's got the grant money to do it.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:32:53 No.215560XXX
    preschool teacher
    >> kindermorder 04/10/10(Sat)21:32:56 No.215560XXX
    pair-of-dice?
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:33:38 No.215560XXX
    >>215560054
    pair of dice?
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:33:42 No.215560XXX
    make pizzas at the bombest pizzeria in the state
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:33:47 No.215560XXX
    I design fucking logos.
    >> youre a dipshit 04/10/10(Sat)21:34:54 No.215560XXX
    Commercial Diver , work for oil companies. not a SCUBA diver
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:35:02 No.215560XXX
    Underpaid Accountant.
    >> Jack Assington 04/10/10(Sat)21:35:04 No.215560XXX
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    Paramedicfag here.

    That's right, when you call 911 for a medical emergency, a /b/tard might show up to save your life.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:35:27 No.215560XXX
    510 334-9890
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:35:42 No.215561XXX
    >>215560481
    you design legos? how hard can that be? you just tell them how many pegs you want on the block?
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:35:45 No.215561XXX
    >>9278522

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    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:36:01 No.215561XXX
    >>215557123
    >>215557123
    >>215557123


    Winner. Hahahaha. Lol'd
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:36:12 No.215561XXX
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    <knewl punx
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:36:18 No.215561XXX
    >>8848421

    Navigation to the webpage was canceled

    What you can try:
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:36:30 No.215561XXX
    sell DirecTV --- anyone want 11 Encore channels? I didnt think so
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:36:35 No.215561XXX
    >>215560840
    wow, that's what? 2 and a half years of school? All you do is save heroin addicts, old diabetics, and occasionally shove some activated charcoal down some kid's throat.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:36:50 No.215561XXX
    military fag, security guard, cook
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:37:25 No.215561XXX
    I'm a lot boy at a local motorcycle shop.
    >> Jack Assington 04/10/10(Sat)21:37:53 No.215561XXX
    >>215561265
    >>215561265

    Yeah, its about 2.5 years, and we do a whole hell of a lot more than that. I've never actually fucked with a heroine addict before. Most of what we do is motor vehicle accidents. Trauma calls.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:38:06 No.215561XXX
    I do the bookkeeping at a grocery store. Shit sucks and carries the stigma of working at the grocery store. At least I don't have to deal with the customers.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:38:19 No.215561XXX
    >>215561265
    i hope you bleed on street to death while waiting for paramedics
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:39:56 No.215562XXX
    Direct Support Professional (I support tards)
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:40:01 No.215562XXX
    >>215561157

    posers
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:40:47 No.215562XXX
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    postproduction. i do movies. fuck yeah. well i do most of the programming stuff, sopics related.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:40:57 No.215562XXX
    Manage a maintenance department in a steel mill
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:41:29 No.215562XXX
    Cheffag here. Anon's got their hands in your food
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:41:30 No.215562XXX
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    Organic chemist. Currently working on some starting material for gold catalysed cyclisation.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:42:22 No.215562XXX
    game programmer
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:42:50 No.215562XXX
    university

    mechanical engineering

    practicing thermodynamics atm
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:43:51 No.215563XXX
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    >>215550727
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:45:33 No.215563XXX
    I move boxes srsly
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:46:18 No.215563XXX
    Electric motor repair
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:46:43 No.215564XXX
    ima pattern maker
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:48:01 No.215564XXX
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    I WORK AT A FUCKING BAKERY
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:49:20 No.215564XXX
         File1270950560.jpg-(12 KB, 158x185, 1270941463702.jpg)
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    graphic designer / art student
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)21:51:14 No.215565XXX
    >>>>215562771

    i do some of that do along with design and business side.

    indies wear lots of hats.



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