No, that's impossible. Dr. Who cannot be dumbed down any more so that you Amerifags can understand dis shit.

Troll harder.

>>215174427

Yes, because if it's British, it's automatically so superior.

niggers with boobs losing the ame while being raped and getting rickrolld. They post in duckroll threads and eat shit and die in a fire OP

I don get how he dies then comes back as someone else

Well basically...
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect… but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it’s more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly…. timey-wimey…. stuff.

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Amerifag here, I understand this show perfectly. Not all of us are stupid hicks.

Quantum Leap, only through space as well.

Im guessing the last troll thread you had 404

new doctor is cool. new sidekik is hot.

>>215174793
Fucking yes. Love that quote.

Just watch it
You will understand faggot

Britfag here.

Doctor Who is shit!
> Doctor Who is shit!
> > Doctor Who is shit!
> > > Doctor Who is shit!
> > > > Doctor Who is shit!
> > > > > Doctor Who is shit!
> > > > > > Doctor Who is shit!

It is designed to be confusing and appear intellectually challenging when in fact it is a bunch of crammed in shit that does not make any sense whatsoever, but just realising this makes the show entertaining.

oh wow, thanks for reminding me s5 premiered like a week ago.

A challenger appears

Doctor Who FTW

a nigger fucked a monkey and now there's AIDS

>>215175032
I saw the thread and just HAD to use it. lol

>>215175087

Not a Britfag.

Anyone have a link to the new seasons first episode?

Ultra-American here. Best show ever. Unlike any other show in history, you can tell ANY story you want with this one. The Doctor can pwn anybody easily and faster than any other fictional character incl. Jesus.

it's like Buffy but in space and with more faggots

>>215174427
actually im from Britain

>>215175924
sure

f:\media\TV Shows\Doctor Who\MS\Doctor Who s05e01.avi

hope that helps

>>215174793

Started well that sentence

>>4099316

>>215176351
Yeah I lost track of it somewhere there...

fail attempt at being this thread
>>215165184

>>215174724

Its called regeneration you trolling fuck-tard

>>215174890

Seriously. The companions have been going downhill since the series started (Donna = INTOLERABLE CUNT), but now there might be some hope.

>>215176663
ok that was weird, like you can hear me.

>>5215630

>>800149

>>5592248

http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/0,39029552,49305387,00.htm

Little April Fools involving the LHC and The Doctor

>>215177087
Well I can hear you.

>>215176891
Donna = one off christmas special character dragged into main series because Tennant refused to work with Freema Agyeman after one season

>>215176891
Donna was awesome. About fucking time a companion wasn't obsessed and in love with The Doctor.

Donna was alright, little of her goes a long way though.

>>215178031
they could've done that without making her repulsive in every way/shape and form.

also, when's new Torchwood being made?

Also this new companion is eh, she meets the Doctor for like 10 minutes as a kid and is willing to run off with him.

>>215178013

Is that what happened? Huh, I sorta liked Freema but I guess you never know what they're like to work with. Billie will always be the best.

>>215178285
Why does every person on tv have to be overly beautiful? She was the most realistic companion in the entire new series.

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>>883548

Just seen the new episode.

The new doctor is ok I guess. I think you just can't compare the doctors, they're all different men and they portray the doctor in different ways. David Tennant will still be my favorite, but that's just me. A shame the scriptwriters fucked up the last couple of seasons.

>>215178611
yeh but she's been having sex fantasies about him since the age of 8

>>4189967

>>215178780
Agreed. Rose was the best.

>>215178848

I don't know about you, but I don't ask for much realism from shows about time-traveling aliens.

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>>6660655

>>215178564
It's not in the UK. Fox bought the rights to it and it's going to be made for the US now. John Barrowman is supposed to still star in it though...

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>>215178895

Russell T Davies ran out of ideas, that's why most of the production team has been replaced along with Tennant, new companion, new Tardis, new everything

BBC production team label this season as season 1

As a matter of fact, the AV Club posted a primer of the entire series yesterday:

http://www.avclub.com/articles/doctor-who,39924/

The ginger girl in the new series is so hot

inb4 Pronz

>>215179595
fuck yeah

New Doctor's all right, I still cringe whenever he says Geronimo though.

>>215179360
Davis just kept using daleks and cybermen, now he is gone maybe we can get back to good aliens/ more weeping angels

ma gf went to school with her. so random.

Its about this epic mega timelord called the doctor who can scare the shit out the fuckin Darleks (who don't even feel emotion) with a fuckin screwdriver and pwn people quicker than God, whilst flying round in his fuckin time machine whilst shagging his female companion in the ass. Then if he does die he just turns into a new awesome guy and kicks some more ass

So go on Amerifags, take your best shot, he's pretty much perfect.

Hello! I just wanted to remind you all that bow ties are cool.

Thank you, good night!

>>215176189

I like the puppet sam tyler friend icon :D

i don't care who you are, but when you talk shit about the doctor, you're gonna get your ass beat

>>215180164

2 awesome shows combine

>>215179992
I don't want the fucking weeping angels back.

They were awesome in that one episode, why can't anyone see that it's enough, just one episode.

Epic doctor who is epic.

Holy fuck, the new Doctor is Crispin Glover? Sweet.

>>7557724

>>215180638

because it's not a particularly high budget show and they often have to reuse old props and monsters to save money

>>215180638

i would like to see them again, but only once, dont want them to become common like daleks

Britfag here, Americans dont like Doctor who because They are retarded narrow minded faggots. For you to understand they would need to make a Shitty amerifag version like they do with The office and torchwood, and they are now ruining the the inbetweeners. Fuck you americunts.

Also, lovin the new redhead

>>215179796
fucking faggot!
the main reason i was monitoring this thread was in case dr who porn appeared.
now it's never going to happen.

Posting in epic thread. Doctor who is win.

>>215181623
i spoke too soon.
awesome

>>215182012
>>215181623

...Well I DEFINITELY don't want to see Rose's tits.

>>215182455
moar?

>>215180161

LIES!!!!!

>>215181209
hey,hey, now lets not get into stereotypes again.i am an american and i personally love doctor who.i do believe it is better than all the shit they have on american television.but if its true that an american station bought the show,then i guess its time i find a new favorite show

>>215182529
*wink wink*

fuck yeah Rose Tyler

>>215181840

amidoinitrite?

>>215183021
F5?

>>7444285

>>215184265
no nudes?

>>4980305

>>215184728
I'm sure I got Billie's tit pics somewhere, can't find them

I'll make a thread if they turn up

Basically, theres this useless fucking alien called the doctor, who just says 'im the doctor' and no one ever says 'doctor who?' because that would imply the show is dumb (which it is) and all he fucking does is be a massive paeodphile by waiting around your young women in a telephone box, then lures them in by talking about his 'sonic screwdriver' and whininy about how lonely he is. faggot.

In the episodes, he just lands on some planet, and marvels about how brilliantly diverse it is and how nice it is that there are lots of niggers, cripples, and gays around in an obvious attempt to force some morals on the kids who watch the drivel. Then for some reason some deep bad shit happens, and he runs away, because he cant do shit all. He might use the screwdriver thing to open a door and magically seal it, then he just whines about how shit the bad shit is. Then it turns out his screwdriver cant open some doors because of some sci-fi bollocks.

Then, everyone dies bar one person, and the doctor just says 'oh im so sorry' and fakes some tears to show children how bad death is and how bad the shit hes in is, then out of nowhere he babbles some nonsense along the line of 'a telsea quatra tale death ray!' and sticks some wires together and the bad shit stops happenning, he has another little whine about how much shit he gets into, then he flies off.

Then at the end the daleks or cybermen turn up despite having being obliterated completely into hell in the last series and make a weak attempt to kill him before he does the 'of course! an anti matter gun!' charade and fucks off to rape more faggots minds.

Bloody fuck me stupid, it's awful.

dude.... this show is fucking win

go read a book you fag, grow your imagination some

>>215185183
u mad?

>>215185183

>>215185183

sounds like they need a new script writer

I'll send in my fanfic. Plot is Martha and Rose go back in time to when they were 8 years old, meet up with Amelia Pond and lez it up with her.

then they all get raped by cybermen

>>215185080
thx!

>>215185183

then he reverses the polarity of the neutron flow, and POOF! Everything back to normal

>>215185835
i'm afraid there is very little we can do to help you.

>>215185548
>>215185651
>>215185655
its the same fucking plot everytime, just with another more gay alien.

>>215186251
yes

by sticking his sonic screwdriver up Amy's urethra

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Oldfag business, move along

>>215181209
stupid BBC america, i want the new episodes now but noooo. not so sure about the new doctor. he looks a tad goofy, and not in the good way that the last doctor was goofy

>>215186356

like you're not going to wank yourself silly to that later

>>215186611
lrn2 to http://www.doctorwho-episodes.com/

>>215185651
>>215185655

mindhive?

>>215178013
and can anyone blame him? really?

>>215186611

Matt Smith's first episode was 10 times better than Tennant's first episode

>>215174243
Just typical shitty and stupid British telefaggotry no one gives a shit about. All of their TV shows and movies suck, and they don't even turn out rock stars like they used to. I don't really hate them, I pity those lame little faggots.

Guy travels through time and space with a super screwdriver and saves people from alien species.

Say what you will about the premise, but Weeping Angels are High Octane Nightmare Fuel.

>>215174243
If you don't know the answer to that question, then how do you know it's a shitty show? Are you just echoing what you've heard others say--again?

the only decent episodes had the doctor being taken over by some alien thing and when those angles turned up, and he was barely even in that. That says alot about how wank he is. and look how he 'died' in the last one. He got zapped by a box, but then he just went for a wonder for,ooh, 2 weeks, then decided it would be a good time to die. what a faggot.

omgz the hot

Season 31, motherfuckers

thirty-one years

must be doing something right

>>215186414
you don't have to watch it.
the simpsons have about 7 plots in total but it's still one of the most loved shows in America and Europe.
just take your butthurt somewhere else

>>215187184
as a brit i agree with this alot. says alot when our 'great' tv shows are a cop show set i the 80s, a 10 year old show about an office, a 30 year old show about a hotel and then everyone says this twat of an alien doing the same shitty thing everyweek is awesome to.

>>215187787
i do, im in jail, it's either doctor who or some channel 4 shit about some baby what had a baby

I don't watch it, but this new assistant is pretty hot.

>>215187269
I was just flicking through channels one day, and came across this show. I watched this cheesy junk for 5 minutes, it was just crappy and cheap looking, like pretty much all the stuff the Brits make these days.

are the plots any more retarded than Lost?

we got to leave the island

we gone back in time lol

we got to go back

I stopped caring about Lost 3 years ago, Doctor Who has hada reboot and it's better than ever

average plot of American movie / tv:

disaster happens

everyone's dying / suffering

oh look! America / American person is here to save the day!

other countries proceed to brown-nose America.

all American tv is just America making itself look good, shame it's not like that irl.

inb4 butthurt Amerifags

>>215189819

Like what?

>>215190968
Buffy

Because no one can be that fucking retardedly gay, I have to submit that YOU IS TROLLIN'!

>>215191673

I think that's a joke...

Anyway, is that even still going?

>>3079718

>>215189819
Average plot British movie: The movie starts, it is boring, I fall asleep after about 5 minutes.

>>215189819

Hmmm you must have missed the part about the fact that its a BRITISH television show. They almost never go to or talk about America in the show you fucking moron.

>>215193964

You forgot

>awkard thing
>everyone stops and stares
>'Well then, anyway...'
>awkard thing
>everyone stops and stares
>'Well then, anyway...'
>awkard thing
>everyone stops and stares
>'Well then, anyway...'
>awkard thing
>everyone stops and stares
>'Well then, anyway...'
>awkard thing
>everyone stops and stares
>'Well then, anyway...'
>awkard thing
>everyone stops and stares
>'Well then, anyway...'
>awkard thing
>everyone stops and stares
>'Well then, anyway...'
>awkard thing
>everyone stops and stares
>'Well then, anyway...'
>awkard thing
>everyone stops and stares
>'Well then, anyway...'
>awkard thing
>everyone stops and stares
>'Well then, anyway...'

>>215192416
Buffy cancelled like 8 years ago. Still show reruns on Logo (the fag network).