join them

Pray with them.

try rape

hold a sign that says "i have a sign"

cannot troll a troll. it doesn't work like that.

nobody cares. you're only giving them what they want by getting angry. just leave them alone and let somebody else murder them

kill them

the ultimate troll would be to actually have gay sex in front of their children

>>213286929
>>213286967
/thread

>>213287051
holy fucking shit this

molotov cocktails

>>213286852

I have to agree with them. Many soldiers are niggers so it is a good cause.

murder them

Join them, they are the world's greatest trolls.

Fuck them.

Seriously, their chicks are hot!

>>213287051

LOL

...get them to say over 9000 penis's

>>213287051

i like this idea

that would be the ultimate troll

Obtain nitro glycerin.
pour on them
enjoy

>>213287025
yes you can. its called a counter troll. it takes a skilled troll to do this but it is possible.

Picture related.

Grab gun, load bullets, open fire whilst shouting "THANK GOD FOR BULLETS!"

Give them a facebook button and then take it away.

>>9816134

>>213287051
YES.
FUCKING DO IT OP. AND DELIVER.

I hate this church with a passion, as much as I dislike the war, them guys fighting over there are brave as hell. But these faggots that are nothing more than a brainwashed cult that need to drink the kool-aid go to there funerals saying GOD caused them to be dead cause of fags. Fuck them troll hard anon

cosigned

They thrive on attention. Ignore them and they'll go away.

fuck their daughters and dont pull out, also aids

join them, they see like a nice group of people.

>>213286852
photoshop a penis in that girls mouth then hold up a sign to them with it on it or put incest pictures of them up im sure it's here somewhere.

Go to there church and pretend to have turrets.

Yell every word that's offensive to them as offensive can get.

Deadbabbyjesusgettingbuttfuckrammedbysatan oh Im sorry I have turrets NIGGERS!

>>213286852
god she has a great rack, ID LIKE TO BE THE WESTBORO TO HER CHURCH

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>213287288
no you cant trolls like being trolled its like giving them a hand job

1.get a sign.
2.write something that will troll them on it
3. ???
4.profit

Grenade.

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>>213287386
Agreed. You don't have to like the war. But at least have respect for our boys.

>>213287048

this

use them as a fundraiser for what they are protesting, like this epic win here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7Of_2ykZpQ

here is a good question;

"if the fetus you save turns out to be gay, would you still fight for its rights?"

go up to their protest make out with a guy in front of them

steal their ipods

Dress up as furries, they will really hate that

Dress up in a rainbow covered jumpsuit while holding a radio blaring "its raining men" and start dancing with guys.

Then hope one tries to assault you and just have them arrested or kick there ass in self defense

>>213287587
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>2453445

JUST FUCKING KILL THEM.

Wank at it in front of them

These guys recently protested at a school near me and someone told me of the epic counter trolling that took place by a student.

The church was protesting some Jewish center or something so a student set up a small stand across the street from the church. His stand was a donation center for the Jewish center that the church was protesting. The real genius? All of the donations would be made in the name of the Westboro Baptist church.

Everyone who was outraged by them ended up donating and the donations would be in their name. This is the most affective counter trolling I've heard of so far against this master troll race.

>>213288356
GTFO faggot

How about when all those bikers show up to there protest and they all scatter and don't come back...pussy's.

>>213286852
Do this. They might confront you.

Westboro Baptist Chuch ftw. Putting jarheads in their place with breasts.

make a sign saying "I am opposed to making love in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation, I prefer men."

or

"Hug someone"

>>213287386
The army, sure, but the marines can eat a dick for all I care.

>>213289088
Nice photoshop skills bro.

Kill every single one of em...
No Balls, you wont

>>213286852

Here's the best idea ever that blows away everyone else:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7Of_2ykZpQ

Watch & learn

ruthlessly hit on the daughters and make very obscene comments about how great thier tits and ass are and stuff right in front of the male members. keep asking to play with thier pussys, etc. that outta get them riled up. then rape

hey OP, i'm in same city too!!
They even protesting in front of the Synagogue next week.
And college dipshits mounting counter protest
Even though this is just a lawsuit whoring group that makes its living suing people who violate their right to protest.
And that since everyone gives so much publicity to them, they already one.

how to beat the WBC

http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=5148987

Find a local LGBT group, set up a table taking donations across the street/next to the WBC.

Make a sign that says God, himself, is a faggot.

so you're in west virginia...?

...Fred Phelps: (785) 273-0325... i'll just leave this here.

go to
evilbible.com
it has a bunch of stuff from the bible that is shit
find good one
put on sign

I'm an ol fag and a soldier give them an Alabama hot pocket = shit in there pussy.

Hold a sign near theirs, one of my fave trolling methods.

Good signs for religionfags:

[citation needed]
on behalf of humanity, I apologize for this group of rejects
Lord, deliver me from your mindless followers
I'm with the stupidity
etc.

April 8th they'll be in wv. I'm so there.

>>213287048
this

Hold up pictures of gay sex, or like someone else did was had a powerful sound system in there car and while they was preaching they blared a "gay" song as loud as they could.

BIG MOTHERFUCKING BEAKER OF ACID ATTACK!

>>213289754

more like this. semantics counter-troll.

>>213287919

This.

Signs that say
I LOVE GAY SEX
GOD IS A FAGGOT
FRED PHELPS LIKES TO SHIT ON CHILDREN

Make a sign that says "The male members of the Westboro Baptist Church are HOT"

Or something better along those lines

Thank me later OP,

inb4 Homicide

>>213290676

sound wave warfare sounds good, but don't get carried away, or the police might ticket you or make you leave.

Make a sign that says "The male members of the Westboro Baptist Church are HOT"

Or just a sign containing a blown up image of gay pr0n

you can't troll the master trolls, you can only join them or be trolled

>>213287051

Definitely this, was saying that to my friends a few weeks ago.

Either that or mingle into their picket with pro-homosexuality, anti-Christian signs

Burn down their church? Wait... they might already have fire insurance or someshit... better yet, wait until they have a mass, lock them inside then burn it down :P

Get 5 of those hand held emergency alarms, hide them in random places around the protest site and set them off.

Also you need a "God hates signs" sign.

And don't forget the oldest woman had an unwed child and they all believe she is definitely going to hell.

Or you can just go into their house for some tea and film it for us.

Play Lady Gaga love game on repeat, dress up in leather/speedos and grind on other guys.

HEY! That picture is unsensetive! It got nothing to do on /b/!

make a sign that says "helping hands are better than praying lips BITCH"

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>>213289754

Get clown costumes, really bright colors cheerful faces, dress up and just party on the other side of the street, ignore WBC, and steal as much attention as possible.

Extra points, get one sad clown to stand depressed in the middle of the WBC

"Thank God For 711" win

>>213292485

GODLIKE

1. go to FOURCHANRAID.com
2. click a link
3. on the new page hit refresh, then click the /z/
4. ZOMG SECRET RAID BOARD?!?!?!

7204670271

just wait for everything to go wrong in your life, then take a few sidearms to the protest and murder away.

throw eggs at them.... then rape them.

>>213291034
>>213291034
Fire Safety Cigarettes dude. American, Fuck yeah.

Just make some good poster and join them

make giant "lol jesus" signs

Ezekiel 23:20

"Phelps fucks his kids". It's also probably true.

have ghey sex in front of protest with phelpsmasks on. step 1: get ghey
step 2: print masks
step 3: get a friend
step 4: ewww..
step 5: get arrested

Gay furry orgy is the only clear plan of action here.

But I however, realize that WBC's leader is getting pretty old these days, starting to have some health problems.....i cant wait to protest his funeral in my military uniform.

the longer this shit goes on the more im starting to believe that these people are the greatest trolls alive.

Find a (local?) newspaper which would love a sensationalist story, find a good liar (female), put out a story on a few blog sites of a girl who 'escaped' from this cult, claiming that its actually perpetuating child-rape and incest (cult indoctrinates children that only other good people are fellow cultists i.e family= secret rape/incest) Even if its just a few internet rumours/allegations, the (tabloid) press will generally buy into it when your fake 'victim' comes to them with their 'story'. Once its in one paper it will snowball.

Ive worked for a tabloid in the UK (yes that one) and the most research they do on this kind of thing is whack a name into google and check the person exists, if the story is juicy enough (sex/rape/child victim etc) they'll run it regardless, just with liberally scattered 'allegedly/a source said/accused of' in there. If the press in the U.S is anything like the UK, you can have them painted as daughter raping psycho's without ever having to have proof within 48hrs.

Print out goatse, stick it in a envelope, seal it and give it to them.

MAIL GOATSE!!

template.

Make a poster that says: Pray for more dead Westboro Baptist

>>213293651

Same thing, only include a van

Drive up, Open Doors, Sex, lol, drive away

Holy fucking shit if I had been that guy I'd have bombed the whole god damn church.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8cN2pB3MCE

+5 internets if you tocuh one of the dudes asses.

>>213293985
Daily Mail?

>>213293397
That pic is worth 10000 interbuttz...but I only got 1000

For some reason I think the "party boy" methodology would work well on them.

G-string. HUGE stereo on your shoulder and get into their midst and fucking crank some awful music (I suggest brittney spears anything) and begin shaking your cock/balls at them. Stand directly next to them and blast your stereo. Stand in front, behind, anywhere you can that keeps them annoyed.

They're within their right to protest and you're within your rights to dance as long as your clothed.

each time they get louder...pump the volume and shake harder.

For some reason this seems like it would work.

>>213287919

>>213294379
Think more the one with tits.

I'm going to do this when they come to my town.

>>5134908

>>213292555

I like this.. I think getting a clown brigade who is mocking them, doing everything they do.. almost like mimes would be fucking hilarious.

They shout and shake signs.. clowns do the same w/ ballon animals. Each clown pretends to be one of the phelps people and acts like them..

Ahhh good old clown taunt

the 4chan facepalming/sad jesus.

Just hold it right next to the faggots.

shotguns

Same thing happened to us Beachfags, we just smothered them with homosexuality and love.

That, and copious amounts of Gaga.

ignore them, they want attention, if you react in any way, they win and you lose.

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>9036516

play this song as long as possible:

tomboy - its ok to be gay

Fuck ignoring them, just don't get mad at them. You laughing and making fun will piss them off and then you get all the wins!

make a sign saying "GOD HATES WESTBORO BAPTIST CHRUCH"

In typical westboro typeface and style.

have you tried attacking them with weapons?

if not, why? what's the delay?

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>>8004565

save this pic.


print this pic

glue this pic to cardboard sign.

wait for me to post better pics.

countertroll complete
\thread

Wear trollface masks, womens underwear (and ONLY the mask and undies)

Go there with another guy and hop on his back giving them the finger and shouting "fuck jesus!"

I hope /b/ will find time to pray for God to forgive WBC, for its parishioners truly do not know what they are doing.

take a truck and run them over, then stop the car, go outside, piss on their dying bodies, and fuck phelp's dying daughters. when the cops come to arrest you, tell them you did it for the lulz.

second pic to print and hold up as a sign.
your training is complete

>>213296919
that sounds awesome.

join group and help nao
http://www.facebook.com/search/?init=quick&q=catholic&ref=ts&o=69&s=50#!/group.php?g
id=102035066504430&ref=ts

Just do this to yourself and go and stand next to them.

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>>8153870

The best way to troll these guys is to set up a booth collecting donations to the exact things they're protesting. Not only they see that their efforts are actually going AGAINST their cause, but you brighten the day of everyone these assholes destroy.