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  • File : 1270392106.jpg-(81 KB, 500x499, marbleworks-008.jpg)
    81 KB Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:41:46 No.213252XXX  
    You are in prison and have just been cornered and overpowered by a small group of gang rapists. The only weapon you have is your words.

    What does /b/ say to mind-fuck them out of doing it, or at least make it unpleasant or them?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:42:21 No.213252XXX
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    No words. Just make this face. The whole time.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:42:45 No.213252XXX
    >>213252448
    Who cares. Whats the name of that marble set so I can buy it on ebay? One of the best toys of my childhood.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:43:20 No.213252XXX
    Wait until the first guy's dick is all the way in.
    Ask "is it in yet?"
    >> Synapse !HW9Z/DUk4o 04/04/10(Sun)10:43:27 No.213252XXX
    "anything you put in my mouth yo gonna lose dawg"
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:43:44 No.213252XXX
    wait...
    ...until i sit more confortable.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:44:15 No.213252XXX
    >>213252617
    Marble Works
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:44:32 No.213252XXX
    play dead
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:44:45 No.213252XXX
    >>213252448
    for them*
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:44:55 No.213252XXX
    Do you guys like The Arctic Monkeys?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:44:59 No.213253XXX
    i gots da aids dawg
    >> ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ 04/04/10(Sun)10:45:05 No.213253XXX
    I have herpes.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:45:37 No.213253XXX
    >>213253001
    >>213253019
    chances are, so do they
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:45:43 No.213253XXX
    "I was frozen in the toaster tub toaster tub faggot brain amazon shit shit fuck ass loli pedophillia why stop it faggot brain is where its the game screaming after JBBQUASW42 right off the bat now give me your hat, now how's that ?"

    and then run away.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:45:47 No.213253XXX
    i have aids and >>213252730 >>213252707
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:46:35 No.213253XXX
    there's the police over there!
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:47:04 No.213253XXX
    "What's red, and looks like a bucket?
    I'll tell you later, if you don't rape me."
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:47:09 No.213253XXX
    3 words

    "I have AIDS"
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:47:14 No.213253XXX
    Marbleworks rocks!
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:47:47 No.213253XXX
    I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:47:59 No.213253XXX
    'Newfags can't triforce'
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:48:25 No.213253XXX
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    >>213252864
    Thank you kind sir, tits for you.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:48:48 No.213253XXX
    So I heard words hurt...
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:48:55 No.213253XXX
    Sorry there's no room in my ass for your dick. I'm already filled with the holy spirit.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:48:56 No.213253XXX
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    Awww Yeaahhhhh! Whos first?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:49:12 No.213253XXX
    Well seeing as im in prison its a high chance they are all black.
    I would tell them to look over there its some fried chicken and watermelons.
    While they are distracted i would make my escape.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:49:14 No.213253XXX
    WE HERE A FART FROM SCOOBY AND WE SEE HIS PENIS GO COMANDO ON WALTER THE FARTING DOG WHILE WALTER SAYS "LOOK AT MY BALLS AND MY DICK BECAUSE I'M SO GAY AND I SPANK MY MONKEY TO SCOOBY'S FARTS, JAKE'S FARTS, AND MY FARTS BECAUSE I WATCH SPONG BOB RIP HIS PENIS WHILE HE WAS ALL LIKE "ALL YA STEROIDS YA ROIDS YES ALL YA" BUT THEY WERNT STEROIDS, THEY WERE ASSES BECAUSE THE ASS LEVEL WAS HIGH LIKE REX ON CRACK LAST NIGHT DURING THE FART ORGY WITH MAH BOI AND THE FARTING COWS WHICH THERE FARTS NUDER ME LIKE THE GAY PROSTATE DOC ON STEROIDS WITH HIS ASS BUDDIE STICKING DILDOS UP SCOOBY WHILE HES DOING THE FART SCENE WHICH GIVES ME A BONER THAT LASTS FOR WEEKS LIKE REX HUMPING DILDOS TO THE OGEY LAST NIGHT, WITH HIS PENIS THAT IS "BIG AND HASTY LIKE A BIG N TASTY OFF THE DOLLAR MENU" WHILE REX MASTERBATES TO RUFF RUFFMAN'S DICK WHILE RUFF RUFFMAN GIVES ME A BLOW JOB WHILE PLAYING GAY BASEBALL WITH HIS PENIS."
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:50:34 No.213253XXX
    "Not it!"
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:50:54 No.213253XXX
    I have AIDS
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:51:02 No.213253XXX
    NO! DON'T ANAL FUCK ME!


    Til I get comfortable
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:51:03 No.213253XXX
    has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:51:11 No.213254XXX
    "Your grandmother naked. Your grandmother naked. Your grandmother naked. Your grandmother naked. Your grandmother naked. Your grandmother naked. Your grandmother naked. Your grandmother naked. Your grandmother naked......"
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:51:24 No.213254XXX
    >>213253357
    I'm not raping you, whats the answer?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:51:56 No.213254XXX
    I lost it on e-bay
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:52:33 No.213254XXX
    >>213254052
    Still have AIDS
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:52:34 No.213254XXX
    GUYS I HAVE DIARRHEA PLEASE STOP NOW
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:53:09 No.213254XXX
    I got to take a shit
    >> ^^$The Anus 04/04/10(Sun)10:53:15 No.213254XXX
    >>213253702
    what the fuck?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:53:19 No.213254XXX
    >>213253001
    >>213253357
    "No problem, we have condoms."
    Then what?
    >> Coleman Fuckin Holte 04/04/10(Sun)10:54:24 No.213254XXX
    While in prison, don't wipe your ass at all.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:54:43 No.213254XXX
    Which one, of you motherfuckers, is gonna come get AIDs first?!

    I will also shit on you when you take your dicks out...
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:54:48 No.213254XXX
    Jesus guys.. did you have to pick chili night?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:55:05 No.213254XXX
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    love love love I want yow love!
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:55:43 No.213254XXX
    Beat the shit out of them.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:55:44 No.213254XXX
    Hope you guys like living with AIDS!
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:55:54 No.213254XXX
    You ever see that movie teeth?

    Yea, well my asshole is just like that.

    So stick it up there if you want....its needs to be fed....
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:56:00 No.213254XXX
    >>213252448
    Dude sauce on marble set
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:56:04 No.213254XXX
    I have AIDS and Hepatitis.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:56:52 No.213254XXX
    "i have aids"
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    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)10:57:45 No.213255XXX
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    >>213254620
    >> ▲▼▲▼▲ 04/04/10(Sun)10:59:35 No.213255XXX
    >>213253994

    Nice, that will distract them for sure :D
    >> ▲▼▲▼▲ 04/04/10(Sun)11:00:05 No.213255XXX
    I'm 12 years old and what is this?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:01:03 No.213255XXX
    I have no asshole.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:01:26 No.213255XXX
    Gog damn, fucking MARBLEWORKS

    Shit was fucking GOD TIER
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:01:33 No.213255XXX
    good thing they only rape gangs.
    *whew*
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:01:54 No.213255XXX
    Sing songs from Oklahoma! and Annie Get Your Gun
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:03:22 No.213256XXX
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    "I have aids"
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:03:39 No.213256XXX
    >>213255063
    HOLY SHIT, IT'S A TRAP!
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:03:41 No.213256XXX
    dude you're stuck in here for 20 years
    after youve raped me youll have hiv in 6 months.
    after another 6 months youll have full blown aids.
    and after 5 more years you're dead because of some wierd flu.
    so if you want to have KFC just one more time i'd be smart and go fuck yourself.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:05:02 No.213256XXX
    Get a tattoo on your lower back that says
    "Your Granma, naked and squeezing out a peanutty shit"

    You are now immune to prison rape.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:06:16 No.213256XXX
    >>213256297
    A better yet, an image of that with a generic nigger mammy
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:06:38 No.213256XXX
    i have aids and type 2 syphilis
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:08:42 No.213256XXX
    "Hey, you want a blowjob? I swear I wont use my teeeth at all..."
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:09:52 No.213257XXX
    >>213252551 this... but with a pinch of tyler durden... i'd be murmurring "you dont know where i've been" over and over
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:10:02 No.213257XXX
    fucking loved those things
    >>213252448
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:10:18 No.213257XXX
    >>1503999
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:11:11 No.213257XXX
    >>5453332
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:11:57 No.213257XXX
    >>7935046
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:12:01 No.213257XXX
    >>213252448

    I am not the droid you are searching for.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:12:18 No.213257XXX
    if you want to eat another kfc dark meal again you back the fuck up and stick your finger in your ass cause i have hiv
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:12:20 No.213257XXX
    >>213256883
    Gang usually = weapons
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:12:46 No.213257XXX
    >>3466278
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:13:45 No.213257XXX
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    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:13:53 No.213257XXX
    >>2623121
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:15:12 No.213258XXX
    >>635145
    >> McNeedy 04/04/10(Sun)11:15:29 No.213258XXX
    just say HAY YOU NIGGAZ IM IMMUNE TO ANAL GO AHAID AND TRY IT
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:16:14 No.213258XXX
    >>1694626
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:16:43 No.213258XXX
    inform them you have aids
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:17:23 No.213258XXX
    >>7987461
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:18:33 No.213258XXX
    >>5991236
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:19:39 No.213259XXX
    >>9356540
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:20:29 No.213259XXX
    don't rape me... until I get comfortable **trollface**
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:20:44 No.213259XXX
    >>6322888
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:20:51 No.213259XXX
    enjoy my herpes
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:21:49 No.213259XXX
    >>7303109
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:22:11 No.213259XXX
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    >>213252707
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:22:57 No.213259XXX
    >>6869728
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:23:58 No.213259XXX
    >>512016
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:25:10 No.213260XXX
    >>1057200
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:25:17 No.213260XXX
    >>3633693
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:26:29 No.213260XXX
    >>4617873
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:26:49 No.213260XXX
    "BAWKSIE IS KWEEN"
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:27:44 No.213260XXX
    >>9147908
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:27:50 No.213260XXX
    >>213254528
    WINRAR
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:28:16 No.213260XXX
    >>213252448
    I still fucking have my marble thing somewhere.

    also I would say "Tak ah La, Mi him en toe, kan tah"
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:29:05 No.213260XXX
    >>7295544
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:30:16 No.213261XXX
    >>2376136
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:31:13 No.213261XXX
    >>7587543
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:31:59 No.213261XXX
    I must warn you. I've been holding in this shit for days.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:32:21 No.213261XXX
    >>9991609
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)11:32:34 No.213261XXX
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    I have placed this inside my ass.



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