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    399 KB Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:02:08 No.212960XXX  
    Having spent a month or so on /b/, I've concluded that the majority of /b/tards are actual retards grossly lacking in battle skills. I guess most of you are from Cherrygrove (or the equivalent of the region you reside in, Pewter City (geodude central) in Kanto, for example)

    I'm a straight A trainer, I'm going to be a first year master reading breeding at Pallet Town Lab this September. Best of all? I'm on a journey. I'll travel debt-free, I'll walk into a Level 50 Snorlax at Vermillion Crossroads by Diglett’s cave, and I'll ride the magnet train until my retirement at the age of 35.

    Google 'Gary Oak’ or ‘Ash Ketchum’-- just two of Pokemon’s leading trainers. The former is worth around 16 badges, the latter received a level 70 Mewtwo a couple of years back. That'll be me in a decade or so.

    My point, from my wibblings above, is that I'm going to be an extraordinary pokemon master while you retarded, ugly, illiterate fucks are going to remain in your suburban home towns, wasting away, working at pokemart, earning minimum wage, living for the weekends, dying as nobodys.

    In summary, the vast majority of /b/astards are utter cunts with no prospects. Yes, you may seek the "lulz", but then what? When you close your pokedex, and turn off your radio card then what? You go back to your worthless, empty pokeballs.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:02:59 No.212960XXX
    LOLD
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:04:53 No.212960XXX
    Ugly, you say?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:04:59 No.212960XXX
    What's up with the pokemon hysteria nowadays?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:05:17 No.212960XXX
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    what is this i dont even
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:05:26 No.212960XXX
    So sorry, but I must inform you, but I am a regional Champ in mother fucking Hoenn. Me and my Latios like to fuck other peoples shit up.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:05:31 No.212960XXX
    I lol'd. 10/10
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:05:32 No.212960XXX
    Pokemon is gay
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:05:49 No.212960XXX
    >>212960778
    And how?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:06:26 No.212960XXX
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    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:06:43 No.212960XXX
    pure win.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:06:53 No.212960XXX
    I shit rare candies bitch.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:07:09 No.212961XXX
    >>212960832
    How? Because I eat, sleep, breathe, and fucking use Ice Beam.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:07:12 No.212961XXX
    Lol'd 8/10
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:07:21 No.212961XXX
    +1
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:07:43 No.212961XXX
    Yes. I am please.
    9/10
    10 would have made me piss myself.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:08:01 No.212961XXX
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    I'm red and what is this?
    >> TheDoctor !!Oo43raDvH61 04/03/10(Sat)11:08:01 No.212961XXX
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    Symptoms: Beautiful retake on a poor earlier posting
    Diagnosis: Excellent Chemotherapy
    Suggested Treatment: Keep it up, OP
    >> Kai Hill 04/03/10(Sat)11:08:19 No.212961XXX
    I, too, have noticed this general trend of declination amongst the ten year olds of today when it comes to their expertise in the field of pokémon training. It is only painfully obvious that what was once an honorful tradition being held i high regard in every child's heart is today simply something considered "uncool" and training these wonderful beasts is a hobby reserved for the less respected children.

    You seem to have what it takes - as a fellow aspiring ace trainer I wish you the best of luck on your journey.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:08:20 No.212961XXX
    I caught a missingno.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:09:21 No.212961XXX
    >>212960290
    >/b/astard

    fucking fail
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:09:22 No.212961XXX
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    >>212961039
    But can your Ice Beam KO my Charizard?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:09:37 No.212961XXX
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    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:09:52 No.212961XXX
    I once throttled Charzard and then pissed on the 1-inch grave I dug for him.
    >> ❤Kiki❤ !lphnIgLpHU 04/03/10(Sat)11:10:19 No.212961XXX
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    Nice one OP.
    But I would be the retard that does the whole contest thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:10:20 No.212961XXX
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    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:10:26 No.212961XXX
    >>212961376
    It's letterplay, calm down. It's like a /b/tard saying /b/rothers or /b/itches.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:10:46 No.212961XXX
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    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:11:16 No.212961XXX
    >>212961379
    Its normal effectiveness, in combonation with my Soul dew, and Latios's naturally hig Special attack, HELLS YEAH you can expect your charizard to fall to him. Not to mention his blazing fast speeds that will force you to eat your own shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:12:34 No.212961XXX
    you can´t beat my magikarp lv100 team
    haha try to defeat me
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:12:46 No.212961XXX
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    >>212961682
    >> Anonymous !!mkermxh/1kg 04/03/10(Sat)11:14:56 No.212962XXX
    Bravo.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:16:14 No.212962XXX
    fuck you
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:16:28 No.212962XXX
    >>212961911

    you now realise that gyarados' head looks exactly like a magicarp
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:16:37 No.212962XXX
    >>212960290
    i'll cut your throat tonight while you sleep and will skullfuck you happily. then return to my shed to fap on /b/
    >> person 04/03/10(Sat)11:18:41 No.212962XXX
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    >>212960290
    You faggot, you think your the shit because you can do the same thing every other person does? To be anything you got to have an upper hand or some shit. Walking in the grass to find a pokemon? I come from orre motherfucker. We have no wild pokemon! I have to get some imported piece of crap and make it work for me. on top of that I'm the only one that can save these mentally fucked up pokemon from these team rocket wannabees. I take their pokemon midfight like the badass motherfucker i am and then after fixing them i train and use them. So don't tell me you think your the shit for playing by the rules, you fucking pussy.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:18:46 No.212962XXX
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    >>212961911
    THIS IS WHAT I AM MOTHER FUCKER.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:20:07 No.212963XXX
    >>212962825

    faggy picture of Wes
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:20:42 No.212963XXX
    I fight without legends thats how hardcore I am.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:21:12 No.212963XXX
    no u
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:21:38 No.212963XXX
    >>212963146
    Same here.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:23:13 No.212963XXX
    >>212962833

    not that I doubt your skill as a trainer, but using legendaries is total faggotry man...
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:24:15 No.212963XXX
    >>212963577
    Not using your best available pokemon is total faggotry man, legendary or not.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:24:19 No.212963XXX
    That was fast
    >> ­­­­­ 04/03/10(Sat)11:25:27 No.212963XXX
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    BUBBLE ATTACK!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:30:57 No.212964XXX
    >>212963577
    Fuck you. Latios is allowed in Battle tower.
    Thats all i need to justify it.
    >> NOKO Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:31:06 No.212964XXX
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    OP IS GOD 10/10
    >> Anonymous 04/03/10(Sat)11:39:30 No.212966XXX
    derp

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