rule 34 dakota fanning! go go go!!!

but do you see her tits?

They turn into crystals

A Walk To Remember.

Movie: Jamie has leukemia and dies.
Book: Jamie has leukemia, but whether she dies is left vague enough that she may have lived.

Candlejack kills everybo

>>212481696
rule 34?

Book of Eli

Eli dictates the greatest fiction story ever to some old guy. Mila Kunis grabs his sword and masturbates.

>>212482179
Natalie Portman. There is no rule 34 that is not also a shoop.

Avatar

James Cameron laughs all the way to the bank because you stupid fucks paid to see that piece of shit.

>>212481897

troll

>>212481696

I remember reading that book in grade-school.

>>212482628
lol, that's not natalie portman retard
that's sexy ass reese witherspoon

raidan dies

The Last Song - the father dies of a brain tumor or some shit.

The Time Traveler's Wife.

Henry Dies and Claire goes on alone with her daughter.

Perseus is Zeus' son.
Alien is also Predator's father.

Drag Me To Hell - They drag her to Hell.

[REC]--- Everyone dies.

heavy rain - the fat cop is the killer

Shutter Island - Leonardo DiCaprio is actually crazy and killed his wife for killing their children, his life afterwards was made up in his head.

Lord of the Rings -- they simply walk into Mordor.

The Crazies

Both characters escape the quarantine, only to have the city they have traveled to placed under quarantine.

>>212481696
ok, but how?
I want to know but I don't want to watch that piece of shit movie

>>212483422

Terrible movie.

Titanic - It was a dream

holocaust - jews die

Star Wars--Darth Vader is Luke's Father

Saving Private Ryan
Tom Hanks finds Ryan, but they are surrounded, they make a final stand and end up getting their asses saved by some motherfucking mustangs. Tom Hanks dies but Matt Damon (pvt. Ryan) lives

The Road

The father dies, and the boy joins another man, his wife and children to travel the road some more.

Clash of the Titans -- there are no titans, and they do not clash.

Real Life - hitler comes back as a black zombie robot with nuchucks. WITH A TWIST he hates white people now

The girl in the bathroom pic from MySuicideGF is really a trap.

Harry Potter - Snape kills Dumbledore.

The Usual Suspects- Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Soze

Luke is Darth Vader's son.

Alice in Wonderland - We all walk out of the movie feeling like we were on acid during the whole movie.

>>212483655

Drowns when crossing the creek into the forest.

>>882460270763


>>65508381385!

harry potter
snape kills dumbledoor

>>212481696

/r/ rule 32 on Leslie

Rosebud is a sled

Honestly, I'm enjoying the legit spoilers. I don't see many movies.

War of the worlds. The earths micro organisms kill the bloodeating aliens.

Die Hard- YIPPIEKIYAY MOTHERFUCKER!

he's luke's father

hi

book of eli is blind. book is brail

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kick ass, red mist dies.

Red vs Blue: Church is the Alpha AI

Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter dies, meets dumbledore, lives, killed Voldemort because the elder wand won't kill it's owner.
Harry get's the elder wand from Malefoy for saving his life.

Dune - sandniggers kill more sandniggers.

>>212484524
the fuck u say.

>>212484123

pics or it didnt happen

>>212484335
whats her name?

Alice in Wonderland.
Alice becomes a successful businesswoman

The Matrix
Neo dies, Matrix blue screens

Moon

Sam is really a clone. Clones live 3 years. When his new clone realizes what is going on, he escapes the base and alerts the earth to the crimes against humanity that the mining company is doing.

Commando- Looks like you need to let off a little steam!

6th sense, bruce willis is dead

>>212484825
Paris Hilton

serenity
it was a government conspiracy all along

>>212484123
I hate you.

snape kills dumbledore

Hot Tub Time Machine

They fuck up the past and when they come back the internet was never invented.

>>212481696
>Bridge to Terabithia

Fuck. I remember that. Movie was alright, but ending was surprising as hell. Didn't expect one of the main characters to die in a family movie.

>>212481916
>Imply she has anything that can be considered tits

Harry Potter - Dumbledore is GAY

Twilight, edward is a gay faggot

the lord of the rings,
the lord is not a ring

Blood the last vampire - saya is a vampire

Grave of the Fireflies

Both the boy and little girl eventually die of starvation

>>212483495

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UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Kill Bill Vol 2- She kills Bill Vol2

Eraserhead: Er...honestly, I have no idea what the fuck happened.

toy story- they all die in a coke fulled gun battle

Up In The Air

Clooney's character decides he's in love with his best friend. Goes to her. She is really married with children.

Hannibal- NOMNOMNOM

Law abiding citizen- Clyde shelton dies
Repo men- Remy goes into a coma-like state
Sherlock Holmes- Sherlock solves the mystery

Hurt Locker - William James does his time and goes home to a boring ass life so he goes back to Iraq to do more time as he walks off to the sunset in his bomb outfit.

Harry Potter - Dumbledore dies.

Pulp Fiction - Mel Brooks was Marsellus Wallace

The Machinist - Christian Bale's psychotic and a murderer.

Funny Games - They all die.

Synecdoche, New York - He dies.

Repo Men - Second half was a dream

Primer- dakfjasdkfj?

Sev7en - Pitts wrath and Spaceys envy or something

bleach memories of nobody, senna is the shonenju and fades away at the end.

Grifter - they were already dead.

>>212485734
that was the gayest ending ever, can't believe it won a load of awards, rest of the film was alright but jesus fuck that ending was so fucking gay

Scooby Doo: The Mystery Begins - they solve the mystery.

cool story brah.

He's a schitzo

Of Mice and Men -- George kills Lennie
Shadow For The Dead -- The pequeninos didn't kill Pipo in carnage, they killed him as respect.
The Chronicles of Narnia -- Aslan is God.
The Hurt Locker -- The guy only loves war

>>212485930
Funny games- Cat in a bag is actually a fun game

old boy- ends up fuckin his own daughter, looses mind and continues to fuck her

Portal - the cake is a lie

Fight Club

Edward Norton IS Tyler Durden

On Her Majesty's Secret Service - Bond finally settles down and gets married, immediately after which his new wife gets fucking shot in teh face

pokemon - pika

WoT 12, The Gathering Storm

Seanchan attack the White Tower

Egwene becomes Amrylin

Semirhage binds Rand with a male A'dam

Rand uses the True Power and balefires the fuck out of her

Rand balefires the fuck out of Graendal

Rand merges with Lews Therin at the end.

Of course you don't even need to read the book to guess it all.

Harry Potter - Ginny Weasly kills Hagrid

>>212486089

You mean Speaker for the Dead?

Pokemon- Ash loses to the elite four AGAIN!!!

>>212484415
They never should have invaded Africa. AIDS>Aliens that mess with human blood. NIGGER POWER.

>>212486276
fuck yeah, i remember getting that when buying tickets to the movie

Precious - nigger steals chicken.

The Blind Side - nigger gets his skewlinz

To Kill a Mockingbird - the Nigger dies

Odyssey series - Bowman, HAL, poole and Floyd all survive to 3001.

Boys Don't Cry

Hillary Swank gets raped and killed.

shutter island - decaprio is number 67 and crazy as fuck!

>>212486633
If only

>>212486352
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOU

- Solyent Green = people!!!
- The Sixth Sense: Bruce Willis is a ghost

Blood Diamond - DiCaprio dies, nigger is hero

Inglorious bastards
There's jews

Super Troopers- they get jobs a local police

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!

>>212485421

Inland Empire - Out of focus shots and ambient lighting were the killers all along.

twilight - jacob kills bellas dad

The Village

The Village is actually a secluded forest and takes place in the present, not past. The monsters are people who want to keep the town under control.

A clockwork orange-
he wake up and he is cured and he have a milky pr0n allusination

brooklyn's finest - the niggers all kill each other

Titanic: the ship sinks

>>212486676
True? If so, I will actually go watch this movie now. I avoided it due to Hillary Swank being an ugly bitch who can't act.

But now it sounds awesome.

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harold is a wizard

Phantom Menace - jar jar Binks is a Sith

wizard of oz: it was a dream

Elf - Will Farrell saves Christmas and then gets to fuck sweet sweet Zooey Deschanel

2012: World get's fucked up and white people invade Africa again afterwards... fun times!

>>212487425

>>212487259

Yeah, it is based on a true story. She dies.

1 Liter of Tears
Aya dies

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debbie does dallas- she does dallas

tyler derdan is brad pit

Roots

The niggers win

Rue case negra(French film)-the niggers speak French

>>212487028

Mulholland Drive - Betty Elms is a dream and what Diane Selwyn wishes her life was like before she an heros

the shinning:
he dies and his family leaves
feels bad man

>>212487425
yousa not knowing de big boomin powah of de darkaside

Elantris - Elantris is a big Aon that's gone done fucked itself

Mistborn - Sazed (spelling?) is the Hero of Ages
.
Warbreaker - God Emperors priest are good guys, Lightsong died saving a girl drowning and his high priest is his brother. He heroically sacrifices himself at the end.

300 - They are Sparta

The Shawshank Redemption.

Andy escapes through a tunnel that he has been working on for almost 30 years.

Passion of the Christ- Jesus dies.

Res. evil; Zombies eat everyone.

harry potter 7 harry kills voldemort....nevilles pussy ass turns hero....harry marries jenny, ron marrys hermonie...and a shitload of your favorite charectors die.voldemort kills snape one of the twins loses an ear the other dies....oh just read the fucking book.

>>212484141
Fuck... You beat me to it.

BASEketball..they win and screw the chick from baywatch

All Star Trek Movies/Films: Same techno-babble as last week safes us again. Space-hippies rule the galaxy.

>>212483641
You can't spoil that, it's a remake of an 80's cult classic.

Harold and kumar go to white castle
They go to white castle

>>212487787
best movie ever

lucas: Corey haim eat lidia deats panties

2012-the world dosnt end

>>212487973

Oh yeah, and in the movie, Tommy is shot when he agrees to testify. In the book, Tommy is sent to a cozier prison for his agreement to not testify on Andy's behalf.

>>212488089
But it was pretty good, and worth watching.

All of Bruce Lee's Movies

Bruce Lee fucks up some people's shit every thirty seconds.

2012: They all migrate to Africa.

passion of christ.

Jesus died lol

back to the future

part 3 ruins the franchise

Titanic:
It sinks.

Ratatouille - Remy dies after eating poisoned cheese that Linguini left out

Cannibal Holocaust - white people are food

>>212487787

at least that one had half a plot

I mean, i'm all for surrealism, but fuck.

Dexter Season 4, Trinity Killer kills Rita.

Slutty MILFs #12: Your mom sucks my cock and takes it up the ass!

Mass Effect 2

The Collectors are Protheans, the Collector General is a Reaper, you don't get to see Tali's face.

I can't really think of anything else.

Lost in Space:
they get lost. in space.

>>212488484

I wish

>>212487975

>>212487975
lol'd

Chuck Norris - there were no survivors (and he is the son of Jack Bauer)

Girl with the dragon tattoo

The brother is the killer, following in his father's nazi footsteps

Jesus dies in passion of the Christ

>>212485010
i jizzed

>>212488484

That part made me lol

Slumdog Millionaire

Jamal gets the last question right, though he guesses, because "It is written."

Latika escapes her pimp/ganglord because Jamal's brother sets her free and then kills himself for Allah.

Assassins Creed II (from a post on /v/):

Pope is the final boss, enjoy your aliens.

DeathNote - Code Geass R2
Main character dies
Light and Zero

Iron Man: Tony Stark is Iron Man!

>>212482059
That's not true, Candlejack only kidna

>>212484123
>>212484123
>>212484123
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuu

Elephant Man - he is not an elephant, he is not an animal, he is a human being, he is a man.

>>212489396
huur derp

wet girls 5: girl piss rather than squirt

Repo men

The thin repo guy needs a new lung or whatever because the nigger rigged the defib to blow up. Then the thin guy runs from the union, but they find him and pit him in a dream machine/

in 4chan /b/ dies of cancer

ALAN WAKE KILLS HIS WIFE

Boy in the Striped Pajamas

When the German boy sneaks into the concentration camp to hang out with his little friend, the Nazis, not knowing he is not Jewish, throw him into the showers with his friend. They both get gassed.

Sixth Sense - Bruce Willis is alive and nothing is wrong

The Dark Knight - The Joker dies...

Ronin

there's a dildo in the suitcase

Jason vs. Freddy indleed death brings dogs and cats in blender

X Files - Mulder and Scully are brother and sister

Taken

Bitch gets saved before she gets gangraped. Ruined the whole fucking movie for me.

pulp fiction - the briefcase is filled with a dimension of niggers

>>212483589

>>212490176

Don't be a fag. Fucking movie is awesome.

Sex Drive

Girl is real, but sets the guy up and steals his car, his masculine brother is gay and gets a nigger boyfriend

Liquid Sky - Whoever she fucks she kills, because of aliens.

Bathtube women Suicide artist dies bondages with water

Back to the Future: They go back to the future... and the past... and the present... and alternate present.

John Dies at the End - guess what?

Southpark - the Spirit of Human Kindness is actually a pedo with a van that wants to diddle poor Butters in the bottom.

A series of unfortunate events - They get trapped on an island, the islanders pussy off, olaf dies, the bitch gives birth then dies.

Cloverfield - everyone dies, the chubby guy dies first.

South Park - Kenny dies.

Dear John - Girl falls in love with army dude.

Vanilla Sky

It is all made up because Tom Cruise is really in a stasis-like dream world.

>>212490685
then back to the future and to the past then doc dies but not comes back in the present with his family

>>212491016
I heard you find out that Lemony Snicket is actually the kids' long lost brother or some shit.

Im not there - /b/ob Dylan is the greatest musician ever.

Star Trek (XI): New Capt. Kirk gets his ass kicked by every single fucking character in the goddamn movie!

>>212491125

You can watch the fucking trailer and get that out of it. How about the part where she gives up on him after he goes off to Iraq. She gets married, her new husband gets sick, John sells his dad's coin collection to pay for the treatment. Dude dies anyway, and John comes back to her at the end.

Spinal Tap

they go to eleven

Platoon - Willem Dafoe dies, Charlie Sheen kills Tom Berenger.

>>212481696
oh man, i nostalgia'd HARD!

>>212491306

dude where's my car - did not get nominated for an oscar.

Remember Me:
Robert Pattison dies in 9/11. Tell all the girls you know.

>>212491993

this makes me smile

Rambo: .50 caliber machine guns kick ass!

>>212484913
Its funny, I wouldn't believe you if I didn't see it myself.

Requiem for a Dream - Drugs are bad mmkay

'The Room'

Tommy Wiseau's character commits suicide, heart breaking for sure.

Twin Peaks - The dad is the killer, but its really Bob, pure evil from the Black Lodge

Wizard of Oz,- Dorothy dies of internal bleeding after being tag-teamed by the Scarecrow and the Tinman

Lost: They're all niggers

>>212486276
I have two of this card. You wish you had them. But you can't have them. They are mine. Mine and mine alone.

Also, Arceus attacks shit and fails utterly despite being a god pokemon. Dialga sends the fags back in tiem and they find shit out and give Arceus back his collector cards or some shit, and he's all happy and impregnates May and the fucking blue haired bitch simultaeneously.
Ash fucks Misty and leaves her for Brock. Brock turns into a Kanghaskhan and Misty gives birth to Ash.

True story.

Ghsots of the Civil Dead - Nick Cave can see a coon in a cage.
NIGGER!
NIGGER!

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Charlie goes through the factory then gets nothing. It was a lie an he accidentally the whole factory.

One Hundred Years of Solitude: everybody dies and Macondo is destroyed.

>>212492546
saw it coming a mile away

>>212490216
*fapfapfap*
She is so hawt

Blow - George Jung gets sent to prison, is actually still in prison for another five years.

>>212492630
i lmfaod

>>212492686
I have 3. I also have the Mewtwos given at the movie event.

Good Burger.

Good burgers good.
Mondo burgers bad.
Also, rule 34 on the insane chick.

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Passion of the Christ- Jesus lives and God is real
Star wars (all of them)- Vader is Lukes son and Jar-Jar has a purpose.
Lord of the Rings- They really can't simply walk into moridor.
Titanic- The ship docks and Jack dies in a fire following Leonardo DeCapricorn's career.
Dude, where's my car- They are car.
Ali- Boxing becomes a political party.
Scream- Their all mutes.
Saw- He unties himself from the rope around his arm and raises his children with no knowledge of his mistress, and the man that was clearly alive in the middle of the room dies of heart palpitations,

>>212493554
You have my condolences.
Thank you for making me feel better about being less of a loser. Truly. Thank you.

Twilight - Series Sucks

Spy Kids 3-D - Juni's bitch was a virtual spy bitch, got deleted. Nobody dies in the final showdown in Austin, they all realize that family is the most important thing, Alexa Vega is still smokin' hot.

>>212494170
Sure thing bro. I still have my card collection somewhere, Lapras as opener was SO cash.

American Psycho- hes a psycho

Batman - Micheal Keaton is killed by Pactick Batman.

Pay it Forward kid dies

The Original Video Pizza: the pizza is eaten after filming.
The Giant Claw: the antimatter bird perishes.
The Day Time Ended: was little plot there was is entirely lost.
Kin-dza-dza: They go back in time.

Who said the movies had to be popular?

Deviantart - The new setup fails and the repeat "I herd you liek mudkips" prank attempt repeated from last year (only now with Twilight avatars instead) was not lulz worthy in the slightest.

Youtube - The new setup sucks.

4Chan - Will become mainstream. Pedobear dies in the fracas.

Thirteen ghosts- Monk is the thirteenth ghost, and the nigga with the cane ain't dead. Also, tits.

The 36th Chamber of Shaolin - Gordon Liu brings da ruckus

It was Earth all along

The Song Remains the Same - Robert Plant kills a bunch of guys and the girl fades away, John Paul Jones goes on a hunt as an evil guy (I still don't know what the fuck went on there), Jimmy Page is the hermit, John Bonham drag races.

Pay it Forward - kid doesnt die and grows up to be the voice of Sora in Kingdom Hearts I & II.

The sixth sense - actually a village hid in a wildlife sanctuary.

Knowing - By the end of the movie, you still won't know what the fuck happened.

Google - Its actually a search engine.

Evil Dead - bitch gets raped by a tree

The Bible: its actually all fake

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Requiem for a Dream- The old lady ends bald and crazy like shit
Boy without an arm
Girl like a hore to get cocaine
nigger in jail

cool story brah

Luke Skywalker is Darth Vader's SON!

book of eli: the book is in brail and he is blind
shutter island: its a dream

South Park Mighty Ducks parody: Stan's team loses, kid with cancer dies.

Star Wars... good guys loose. Hippies win.

>>212495930
Science. Its actually full of cocksucking theorists theoring theories based on averages which can never define overall existence.
Fuck yeah.

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind - they know each other already.

>>212481696
call me a faggot but i cried

>>212481696
I was too busy getting my nuts touched to give a fuck

>>212481696

Maybe next time we should invite Leslie, I think she'd like that.

Books not movies you uneducated trolls.

Encyclopedia - Z

John Dies in the End - John dies in the end

>>212496555
You're a faggot. I was overjoyed when she died. She was the most annoying fucking kid in the world. She probably got sick of her own aggressive individualism and high imaginative mentality and killed herself on the swing on purpose. Just to put an end to her pitiful self. She smiled to hide her hatred of herself. Also, hate.

>>212496416
yeah, but the bible is 100% true, rite?

fuck u religiousfag

they made it.

>>212481984

I want to fight her, then fuck her.

>>212497211
Xy - is not a religionfag.

Anon - lost the game.

>>212484123

lulz