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  • File : 1270089357.jpg-(72 KB, 640x579, aspergers-syndrome-asperger-s-fail-demot(...).jpg)
    72 KB Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:35:57 No.212197XXX  
    Ask a guy with asperger's asyndrome anything
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:37:02 No.212198XXX
    Is it really annoying, or slightly irritating?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:38:08 No.212198XXX
    I have it ,,its great !
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:38:20 No.212198XXX
    what is it?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:38:29 No.212198XXX
    >>212197727
    Ass burglars syndrome
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:38:34 No.212198XXX
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    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:38:37 No.212198XXX
    Soon...
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    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:38:46 No.212198XXX
    Soon...
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    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:39:56 No.212199XXX
    >>212197727

    my lil 18 yr old bro has it, how the fuck do i deal with him?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:40:14 No.212199XXX
    How does it feel to have a faked fad "syndrome" that simply serves to provide an excuse to be socially retarded rather than trying to better yourself?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:40:15 No.212199XXX
    >>212197727
    Aren't you glad there's a medical diagnosis for being an asshole with no friends?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:40:42 No.212199XXX
    What's it like hiding behind some bogus explanation for how your parents fucked you up and made you too pathetic to handle normal social interaction?

    You sicken me.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:40:54 No.212199XXX
    >>212197727
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    >>212199054
    NO YOU FAGGOTS DO NOT HAVE ASSBURGERS, NOR DO YOUR RELATIVES

    SERIOUSLY FUCK ASSBURGERS, ITS BECOMING THE NEW ADHD
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:41:31 No.212199XXX
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    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:41:52 No.212199XXX
    I heard you get Assbergers when your uncle molests you with a jumbo Crayola marker when your 2 years old. Did you get pics?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:42:08 No.212199XXX
    how do you know you have it, and how would i find out if i have it?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:42:41 No.212199XXX
    >>212199796
    consult a psychologist you fucking idiot. and no you dont have it.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:42:45 No.212199XXX
    >>212199382
    bs faggot, he use to run away from school when the teacher yelled at him, the cops had to bring him back, mostly
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:43:29 No.212200XXX
    >>212199996
    that has nothing to do with assburgers you fucktard
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:43:29 No.212200XXX
    lol @ morons who talk shit 'bout "ASSBURGERS IS FAKEIAMSUPERIORARARARAR" without understanding that all asperger's is is high functioning autism with a different name for no real reason.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:43:56 No.212200XXX
    >>212199796

    Are you a coward that's too pathetic to work at bettering yourself and would rather doom yourself to a life of loneliness than work on your social problems? Then you have teh aspergers.

    Also: niggers.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:44:35 No.212200XXX
    >>212200223
    I have studied Aspergers syndrome for over a year (I am studying psychology.)

    Yours sincerely,
    >>212199382
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:46:06 No.212201XXX
    assburgers eh? what do they taste like?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:46:29 No.212201XXX
    >>212200585
    "I have studied Aspergers syndrome for over a year (I am studying psychology.)"

    lol @ state college dumbass who thinks that taking two psych courses with a bunch of other fratfucks and worthless psych majors makes him an expert.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:46:39 No.212201XXX
    Assbergers = bending over for life to pound your brown-eye without even trying to fight it.

    Pathetic pussies.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:46:50 No.212201XXX
    Soon...
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    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:47:07 No.212201XXX
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    >is is
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:47:44 No.212201XXX
    >>212201208
    I have studied psychology for over 5 years, so that is wrong. I am soon to be a psychologist. So, you are wrong.

    Yours sincerely,
    >>212200585
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:48:17 No.212201XXX
    >>212201427

    >stopped taking grammar courses in 4th grade
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:49:44 No.212202XXX
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    Alex, get off /b/
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:50:41 No.212202XXX
    fucking asperger pussies should grow the fuck up. news flash: its not even a real fucking disease get over your fucking selves. maybe people with "aspergers" should stop trying to make themselves feel better by pretending that they have some sort of "disease" and go outside and make some fucking friends. world would be so much fucking better

    peace out
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:50:49 No.212202XXX
    >>212201636
    Then that's even worse? Because Asperger's is high functioning autism. It's on the autism "spectrum." It will probably be an obsolete diagnosis with the new manual, placing those carrying it into the basic high functioning autism bracket.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:51:24 No.212202XXX
    Whats it feel like running around all day trying too fool people that your social ineptness and general failure at life is the result of a made up 'syndrome' developed by other socially inept people to comfort themselves.
    Go get some real autism.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:51:56 No.212203XXX
    >>212202728
    What are you trying to teach me, boy? I already know that by far.
    >> OP Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:52:01 No.212203XXX
    >>212198070
    its like youre asshole but not realizing that you are

    >>212199147
    it feels awful

    >>212199302
    its not bogus, but of course thats nothing wrong with releasing your own insecurities in this thread

    How do you know you have it?
    symptoms
    - hard to communicate with IRL ppl
    - no friends
    - parents dont get you they hate you
    - constantly get into fights at school
    - ppl calling you an asshole and feeling good about it.

    im a 19 yr old college student, i found out i had aspergers about a year ago, i never had friends in my entire life, my parents gave up on me, im completely anti-social, i never had a girlfriend and im a worthless virgin.
    >> noko Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:53:13 No.212203XXX
    I has it too!
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:53:35 No.212203XXX
    you don't have asperger's. you just claim to so you have an excuse for being a pathetic loser.

    /thread
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:54:06 No.212203XXX
    >>212197727

    how many times were you dick fed as a child?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:54:36 No.212204XXX
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    some with asperger's posts on /b/? I'm so shocked
    >> OP Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:54:47 No.212204XXX
    >>212202682
    >>212202930
    lol you may see me that way but if youre any better then me why do you choose to hang around in cancerous /b/? why dont you go partying and laid instead of spreading your own insecurities
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:55:22 No.212204XXX
    I've got aspergers and I've got plenty of friends I also am a drug dealer and occasionally kick the life out of faggots.

    But I do have a hard time around too many people, I wanna choke a mofo after a while
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:55:31 No.212204XXX
    >>212203158

    >im a 19 yr old college student, i found out i had aspergers about a year ago, i never had friends in my entire life, my parents gave up on me, im completely anti-social, i never had a girlfriend and im a worthless virgin.

    sounds like your just a loser with no friends or a 15 year old girl. WAAAAAA EVERYONE HATES ME!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:55:36 No.212204XXX
    >>212203696
    THIS, THIS, FUCKING THIS.

    I am so tired of the new "hype" that all worthless, depressed emo faggots in their teens blaming it on their "assburger syndrome". God, I hate these faggots. 1 in 150 boys have it, 1 in 600 girls.

    Fuck all of you who believe you have it without having an official diagnosis. Fuck you, you make me rage damn hard, fucking lazy idiots.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:57:02 No.212204XXX
    Why did someone on the metro with asperger's try to entice me to join cam4?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:57:29 No.212205XXX
    >>212204366
    >>212203696

    yes. pics of diagnosis or it didn't happen.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:58:11 No.212205XXX
    >>212203158

    All those symptoms are things that happen to everybody, only most people choose to change their life or just plain get over it rather than try to get a medically diagnosed excuse.

    Asshole, get over yourself and grow a pair, maybe nobody likes you because your a douche, try working on that any you might get somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:58:22 No.212205XXX
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    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:58:33 No.212205XXX
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    how come you haven't cracked the cia yet
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:59:15 No.212205XXX
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    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:59:15 No.212205XXX
    >>

    לתוכנית זו אין אפשרות להציג את דף האינטרנט

    הגורמים הסבירים ביותר:
    אינך מחובר לאינטרנט.
    אתר האינטרנט נתקל בבעיות.
    ייתכן שיש שגיאת הקלדה בכתובת.

    הפעולות שבאפשרותך לנסות:
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    הקלד מחדש את הכתובת.

    חזור לדף הקודם.

    מידע נוסף

    בעיה זו יכולה לנבוע ממגוון גורמים, כולל:
    הקישוריות לאינטרנט אבדה.
    אתר האינטרנט אינו זמין באופן זמני.
    אין אפשרות להגיע לשרת שמות התחומים (DNS).
    לשרת שמות התחומים (DNS) אין רישום עבור התחום של אתר האינטרנט.
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    >> OP Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:59:42 No.212205XXX
    >>212204333
    >>212204366
    ive actually had diagnostic tests and the psychiatrist confirmed it was asperger. Stop trying to be a badass and pretend you yourself have a life. We all know you post mean comments in my thread because you know youre just like me
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    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)22:59:47 No.212205XXX
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    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:01:15 No.212206XXX
    >>212197727
    Asperger's isn't something you talk about if you have it, its something you try to keep hidden from everyone else and try to act as normal as you can. People who really have it don't go around telling people they do.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:01:40 No.212206XXX
    you know you are considered autistic right?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:01:59 No.212206XXX
    how is your made up disease?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:02:08 No.212206XXX
    >>212205720
    Yes I have an official diagnosis as well, but I am just SO FUCKING TIRED of those damn lazy adolescences who are attention-whoring their so-called Aspergers after reading Wikipedia. I would happily murder those fucking faggots.

    Yours sincerely,
    >>212204366
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:02:38 No.212206XXX
    Look up Oppositional Defiant Disorder if you want to see a bullshit diagnosis
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:04:12 No.212207XXX
    it does exist but too many people who don't pretend they do when they fuck up which makes it harder for those who actually do have it, and try to change and adapt in order to function in society rather than cry about it
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:04:39 No.212207XXX
    OP I have a diagnosis too... do you have any more pics like this?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:06:05 No.212207XXX
    Asperger's syndrome is an excuse to be an asshole.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:06:07 No.212207XXX
    OP have you ever had suicidal thoughts?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:07:42 No.212208XXX
    >>212206257
    this is /b/. What happens in /b/ never happened in IRL
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:07:56 No.212208XXX
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    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:08:02 No.212208XXX
    >>212207953
    Too bad many Aspies won't realize this. I have been diagnosed with it but at least I keep my mouth shut and try to work with my social life. I can't stand lazy fucks (which 90 % of all Aspies are.)

    Yours sincerely,
    >>212206569
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:10:32 No.212209XXX
    Give it up, my fellow Aspergers people. /b/ will never publically recognize our cognitive differences, because that would take away their inherent sense of social superiority. They are the bullies who always mocked us in school, they are the black-and-white thinkers that unfortunately run the world.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:12:20 No.212210XXX
    ITT people who probably have aspergers talking shit.
    sont belive all the slef diagnosed faggots, the ones who actually do have it dont baww and say shit, because most of us can pull off being normal
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:13:24 No.212210XXX
    >>212210263
    this

    fuck self diagnosises
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:15:21 No.212211XXX
    How easy is it to seem normal? How good is your social life without pretending to be normal?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:15:23 No.212211XXX
    >>212209617
    Oh boo fucking hoo, rainman. Go count some cards.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:16:12 No.212211XXX
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    ITT: People who sout "YOU DON'T HAVE ASPIES FAGGOTZ IT IZ FAKEZ" and are to retarded to understand what it actually is.

    Also, LOL @ the idiot claiming to be an expert concerning the subject. You have never been to college.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:16:28 No.212211XXX
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    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:18:04 No.212212XXX
    >>212211703
    The "idiot" here. I have NEVER claimed to be an expert, please quote me if that is the case.

    I have merely studied psychology for about 5 years and Asperger for 1 year. Do you even understand?

    I am not an expert, goddammit.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:19:41 No.212213XXX
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    You are a filthy liar is what you are.

    > Implying there are people who are educated on /b/
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    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:20:49 No.212213XXX
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    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:20:55 No.212213XXX
    >>212213029
    Well - you have the ability to believe me or not, if you won't, then it is your loss. I do not really care, I just stand for what I know.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:20:57 No.212213XXX
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    >>212212411
    Did you know that aspergers is caused by vaccination shots?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:21:12 No.212213XXX
    This retard is filled with retards
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:21:21 No.212213XXX
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    /thread
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:21:37 No.212213XXX
    >>212213506
    Lol fucking idiot.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:21:54 No.212213XXX
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    Yay for productivity!
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:22:10 No.212213XXX
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    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:22:17 No.212213XXX
    ITT: Fucking retards.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:22:21 No.212214XXX
    Soon...
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    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:22:37 No.212214XXX
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    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:22:58 No.212214XXX
    Andy?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:23:37 No.212214XXX
    lol op dosent have it, hes a self diagnosed retard
    being a retard is worse by the way
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:23:43 No.212214XXX
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    Idiot detected.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:24:27 No.212214XXX
    why you so weird?

    get more friends, stop using your "disease" as a crutch
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:24:39 No.212214XXX
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    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:25:29 No.212215XXX
    >>212199382
    >>212200585
    You most certainly have not studied the subject at all, otherwise you would have known not to make such a claim without haveing observed the OP beyond his original post.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:26:06 No.212215XXX
    As a Textbook case of Assbugers, I can say, I have it. And I have to admit, the only thing I dislike is the fact that every social fuck up in a hundred mile radius says they have it to excuse themselves from being fuck ups. I just demeans the whole issue.

    Also, Assburgers is not a fucking crutch that excuses you when ever you act like a social ass, unless you have a giant sign strapped to your back saying 'I HAVE ASPERGERS' no one is going to give a shit and they'll think you're a social fuck up.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:26:22 No.212215XXX
    >>212213483
    > Implying /b/tards can know shit
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:26:26 No.212215XXX
    For those who aren't trollin', I'm gonna defend assburgerites here.. they ain't be fakin. Brainz are crazy thingz that have chameicals that arne't always correctghyjk,
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:26:26 No.212215XXX
    burgers really come out your ass?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:27:12 No.212215XXX
    i have it and keep it to myself.....
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:28:10 No.212216XXX
    >>212215548

    :)
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:28:29 No.212216XXX
    >>212215177
    The reason I did that was because of all the fucking idiots who put an diagnosis on themselves after reading Wikipedia. In most cases (especially on /b/) this is the frequent event which happen to be discussed at least once a day. Cut your bullshit, please.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:29:48 No.212216XXX
    oldfag here. I had it before it even had a name. It's a relatively new diagnosis. And it's a bitch. I don't know why it would be co-opted by assholes, assholes seem to get along JUST FINE in the world.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:30:06 No.212216XXX
    you can pass for normal if you take the time to look for patterns in social settings that result in favorable responses then imitate them. Once you've gathered enough you mix + match to different situations and voila! you now pass for a normal, if not, awesome human being.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:30:21 No.212217XXX
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    Sweet! I need to hook up with a chick that has assburgers. Instead of making me a sammich she can crap out a hot steamy burger for me.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:32:15 No.212217XXX
    It's a bullshit diagnosis for clueless and clumsy people.

    A chick smiles at you and you can't figure that shit out? You are just stupid, man.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:32:54 No.212218XXX
    >>212217789
    Ignorant bitch. You don't have to be stupid to not understand it, you just haven't learned it like normal people have.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:33:00 No.212218XXX
    >>212215417
    And while I'm fucking at it, don't get all 'Woe is me, I'll never get laid unless I get a hooker' bullshit, it's painful, it's embarrassing, you're going to fuck up more times than there are posts on /b/, but it is possible to somewhat marketable to opposite sex to get laid.

    For gods sakes, I had a 1 night stand and have been have bi-weekly sex with a decent looking girl for the past month.

    It's all a matter of having some goddamn confidence.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:34:43 No.212218XXX
    ass burgers?
    >> *sigh*@Dancing Calcobrena 03/31/10(Wed)23:35:36 No.212218XXX
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    femanon and i was diagnosed with autism when i was younger and later it was revised to asperger's. what's with all the encyclopedia dramatica? my mother said i seemed really normal until I had my vaccines. it's possible that mercury in the vaccines or thimerosal are responsible for the neurological "damage" that causes it.

    a lot of aspies are fine in adult life. i think you people have the wrong idea about it. and it's nothing related to ADHD.

    pic is me. i'm a pretty typical person. there are some things that make me seem a lil different or socially awkward but those moments are few and far between.

    oh; and I'm 29.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:36:38 No.212219XXX
    >>212218944
    what are your special interests?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:36:41 No.212219XXX
    >>212216995
    ...huh.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:37:17 No.212219XXX
    >>212218018
    Why not? Because you're stupid and unfocused. Babies figure out the smile thing. If your parents weren't making excuses for you your whole life then maybe you would figure that shit out.

    How come they didn't have people with assburgers 200 years ago? Answer, because people used to raise their children to be independent.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:37:23 No.212219XXX
    how does an ass burger taste?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:37:34 No.212219XXX
    >>212216995
    yes, I'm sure you pass as normal.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:37:35 No.212219XXX
    >>212216351
    > Thou is mad.
    So you made an assumption based on the previous actions of others rather than the previous actions of the OP, which I do understand no one save for himself or herself in this thread actually knows?

    > Proving my point

    Good jerb.

    Yeah yeah yeah,
    > Implying there are girls on the interenet.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:39:04 No.212220XXX
    >>212218944
    You're cute, but your mother is lying about the vaccines. She just can't cope with the idea that her womb made a non-normative child.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:39:16 No.212220XXX
    >>212218059
    Confidence and humor can get you laid. So can not giving a fuck which is why assburger guys have an advantage whether they know it or not.
    >> *sigh*@Dancing Calcobrena 03/31/10(Wed)23:39:43 No.212220XXX
    >>212219301
    numbers, makeup, strategy games
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:39:58 No.212220XXX
    >>212219493
    Wow you fucking troll. People had it 200 years ago.

    Aspies are born with a brain function disease which is very mild. They won't get social rules as easy as normal people, but they can learn them. Fucking idiot.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:40:24 No.212220XXX
    >>212219493
    > Implying they didn't
    Are you fucking retarded? The name for the diagnosis is relatively knew, this doesn't mean people didn't have it years ago. I doubt they had a name for Downs that long ago as well or any of the other psych diagnosis, does this mean people didn't have it? No.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:41:31 No.212220XXX
    ITT: People who think Asperbergers Syndrome is a new craze, and not a particular form of autism that has been around since forever and is only be diagnosed recently because of better methods of detection.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:41:54 No.212221XXX
    >>212220404
    Yeah, in the old days they would smack you across the face and make your distracted ass pay attention.

    Admit it, your parents made you that way.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:41:57 No.212221XXX
    >>212219593
    > So you made an assumption based on the previous actions of others rather than the previous actions of the OP, which I do understand no one save for himself or herself in this thread actually knows?
    He simply started the thread with saying "ask a guy with asperger syndrome anything" and nothing more. No proof whatsoever. This sounds fishy to me, that is why I reacted.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:42:23 No.212221XXX
    do you talk to people at length what they don't give a shit about?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:42:44 No.212221XXX
    Whats it like being autistic.

    Its wierd I have met many people who aspergers and then when you tell them its a form of autism. They are miraculously cured
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:43:52 No.212221XXX
    >>212221313
    It's not fun?
    >> Aspiefag !gobIety4ek 03/31/10(Wed)23:44:01 No.212221XXX
    OP, I'm also a aspiefag too.

    >>212203158
    I have most of the symptoms you have.

    I'm a junior in college, and do have a bit of a social life.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:44:29 No.212221XXX
    >>212221033
    Aspies are BORN with the condition, not "made" by the parents.

    You are a fucking troll and I know it, but I still want to reply, though. This is interesting nevertheless and you are a retarded nigger.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:44:38 No.212221XXX
    >>212221054
    This is what I addressed in my post. The very reason I ignored the thread at first was because I knew not of his previous actions. Therefore any attempt to make a diagnosis would be futile. I'm not going to claim the OP has them. It is very likely that the OP doesn't, this is why I ignored the thread, rather than feed the troll.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:45:40 No.212222XXX
    >>212221033
    Thank you for proving you have the average /b/tard IQ of 42.
    >> Aspiefag !gobIety4ek 03/31/10(Wed)23:45:50 No.212222XXX
    >>212197727
    OP if you want to chat with a real aspiefag here's my AIM: Jkid232
    >> *sigh*@Dancing Calcobrena 03/31/10(Wed)23:45:56 No.212222XXX
    i remember when i was a child when heterographs were a very popular way to mock and/or ostracize another child. this nonsense usually dwindled around middle school; and for the special education students, high school.

    i'm curious if everyone here is just a preteen, or a special education young adult to find a childish heterograph like "ass burgers" even remotely funny.

    4chan cancer is at an all time high lately
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:46:20 No.212222XXX
    >>212221873
    > retarded nigger
    > Implying niggers can be not retarded
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:46:22 No.212222XXX
    The whole "parent's fault" thing is half true. Most parents fucking suck, and having a kid that's not normal probably means they're going to do an even worse job at it.

    So, while people are born with the condition, their shitty parents make it worse and worse.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:46:31 No.212222XXX
    >>212221925
    I must confess my agreement with you, then.
    I merely attended the troll galore since it is almost 6 am here in Norway and I am fucking bored.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:47:34 No.212222XXX
    >>212220542
    Samefagging before anyone catches it
    > knew
    should be
    > new
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:47:50 No.212223XXX
    >>212199147

    this.

    fuck you retards who desperately want to be special when you are nothing more then manchildren.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:47:54 No.212223XXX
    is being socially awkward a bad thing?
    i mean fuck i say some fucking funny stuff and no one laughs but goats eat horses and shit chickens right? amiright?
    FUCKYEAH
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:48:16 No.212223XXX
    >>212221873
    You can focus on this shit but when a chick smiles at you you think she farted or something. Bullfuckingshit.

    Assburgers are the trolls.
    >> Aspiefag !gobIety4ek 03/31/10(Wed)23:48:41 No.212223XXX
    Also, this is my email address. Please get in touch with me ASAP.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:48:49 No.212223XXX
    >>212222563
    I had a PERFECT childhood, and by perfect I mean supportive, nice and caring parents, good economy, no problems within family whatsoever and so on. I was still born with it but I didn't go around BAWWWing, I decided to work on it: I was born with an extra challenge.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:49:46 No.212223XXX
    >>212223112
    Here's a hint. Everybody feels social awkward at times. Aspergers is bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:49:58 No.212223XXX
    Some times when a chick looks at me funny i give her the effing death eye. because i have no idea what shes trying to do to me.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:50:40 No.212224XXX
    >>212223266
    The problem isn' that it's a matter of not knowing, it' an inability to understand it. It's not like the see a girl smile and completely malfunction, they just "miss" it. It's like being so absorbed in your head that the whole world doesnt really matter.
    >> Aspiefag !gobIety4ek 03/31/10(Wed)23:50:41 No.212224XXX
    >>212219301
    Politics and Government and social issues.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:51:25 No.212224XXX
    lol am i supposed to read that like ass burger or ass purger?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:51:42 No.212224XXX
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    >>212223112
    > socially awkward
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:52:38 No.212224XXX
    >>212223760
    > Doesn't understand aspergers
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:52:41 No.212224XXX
    >>212224351
    asp-urger. If you want to say ass burger, just say it.
    >> Aspiefag !gobIety4ek 03/31/10(Wed)23:53:20 No.212225XXX
    >>212224351
    As-per-ger , you git.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:53:22 No.212225XXX
    >>212224079
    Maybe I have it? I spent the first 30 years of my life barely getting laid because I just plain didn't know when chicks were into me. Now I just assume they are and I am never without a female.

    I think I was just not paying attention though.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:54:02 No.212225XXX
    >>212225020
    > git
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:54:18 No.212225XXX
    >>212225035
    IT's not just about chicks either. If an aspie only complains about chick problems, he's not an aspie. IF they have problems in ALL social interactions, then yes, they're an aspie.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:55:16 No.212225XXX
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    >>212224805
    omg you know me so well i really do want to say it like that.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:56:33 No.212226XXX
    >>212225365
    This. Asperger's Syndrome is NOT simply having troubles with chicks.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:56:37 No.212226XXX
    >>212225365
    I'm not good at friends and networking but I can focus like a mother and can sell ice to eskimos. I think the sales skills help with the chicks because once you learn to close deals it spills over to other areas of your life.

    Wait, what was I talking about? LOL
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:57:57 No.212226XXX
    is the down syndrome cumdumpster still in there? i wanna see me some tits.
    >> Aspiefag !gobIety4ek 03/31/10(Wed)23:58:32 No.212226XXX
    >>212226628
    Don't look at me. I do not know.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:58:58 No.212227XXX
    >>212225365
    To clarify, I do have asperburger's syndrome. I have trouble talking to EVERYONE, not just girls.

    However, just because you have aspberger's doesn't mean you get to sit on your ass and complain. Sure, it sucks, but -everyone- has problems, and it's a matter how you deal.

    I just try to be conscious of it, and correct myself as much as possible. I mean, hey, I even got laid a couple of times. Just, now I need to work on being able to develop a relationship with someone outside of just physical interaction.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:59:21 No.212227XXX
    >>212226628
    She's not retarded she's assburgered.

    She will show you her tits because it won't occur to her why you might want to see them. Because she has no empathy and shit.

    That's sarcasm for you assburger retards, lol
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)23:59:37 No.212227XXX
    >>212218944
    I just fapped all over your face. Feels good man.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:02:13 No.212228XXX
    >>212227007
    Hey man, we all got our crosses to bear.

    I am like the opposite of aspergers. I over analyze all social situations and over empathize with people. I am overly sensitive too but I manage to get by.

    I'm kinda like that bazinga guy.. way too smart for my own benefit.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:03:04 No.212228XXX
    I have aspergers and friends.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:03:12 No.212228XXX
    >>212227131
    fack! is the store for assberger chiks? i wantz me som white wimminz assbergered
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:03:17 No.212228XXX
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    Is this what we're all talking about?
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    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:03:45 No.212228XXX
    Conclusion of this thread:
    80 % of all Aspies are self-diagnosed angsty adsolescence faggots who want something to blame their social insecuriness on. 15 % are officially diagnosed Aspies. 5 % are intelligent official diagnosed Aspies who actually work on their shit to prevent their awkwardness to truly be shown to public.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:04:42 No.212228XXX
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    It's like high-functioning autism, right?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:05:34 No.212229XXX
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    >>212228441
    Mmmm, low-carb assburgers!
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:05:40 No.212229XXX
    >>212228961
    Chrischan is a typical FUCKING IDIOT ASPIE who deserves to get his balls cut off.
    >> Aspiefag !gobIety4ek 04/01/10(Thu)00:06:16 No.212229XXX
    >>212228592
    It's the sad truth, the great majority of aspiefags are self-diagnosed. The rest do have REAL diagnosis by REAL doctors.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:06:19 No.212229XXX
    >>212224088
    >>212223393
    samefag
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:06:42 No.212229XXX
    >>212228098
    Oh, I wasn't complaining, I just get tired of other aspies thinking it's something that can't manage, or people who have problems talking to girls thinking they have it. It's not soul-crushing if you don't let it be.

    I still struggle with it, though. Even with my own close friends, I have trouble keeping up in conversations, finding the right spots to talk, or even just trying to push down a panic attack when I realize there's a lot of people in the same room as me.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:06:51 No.212229XXX
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    >>640517179909


    >>670523248017!
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:06:57 No.212229XXX
    >>212229285
    Why? It's not like he's using them.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:07:22 No.212229XXX
    Soon...
    84839332
    >> Aspiefag !gobIety4ek 04/01/10(Thu)00:07:37 No.212229XXX
    >>212229527
    Obvious faggot is obvious.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:07:58 No.212230XXX
    >>212218944

    28 year old aspie here, I always wanted to date one of my own kind, wanna test it out? All my former girlfriends would have to cue me on social responses, I think it'd be pretty lulzy to get everything wrong together.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:08:22 No.212230XXX
    >>212229767
    Fucking lol'd. True anon, true.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:08:44 No.212230XXX
    >>212229995
    that's what i'm here for
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:09:30 No.212230XXX
    I have asperger's too.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:09:57 No.212230XXX
    >>212230275
    Show some compassion!

    Oh wait, you can't. Nevermind.

    This assburgers stuff is priceless, lol
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:10:07 No.212230XXX
    >>212230693
    Official diagnosis or gtfo.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:10:17 No.212230XXX
    Whose woods these are I think I know.
    His house is in the village though;
    He will not see me stopping here
    To watch his woods fill up with snow.

    My little horse must think it queer
    To stop without a farmhouse near
    Between the woods and frozen lake
    The darkest evening of the year.

    He gives his harness bells a shake
    To ask if there is some mistake.
    The only other sound’s the sweep
    Of easy wind and downy flake.

    The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
    But I have promises to keep,
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:11:00 No.212231XXX
    >>212230846
    I bet you think tourettes is just a bunch of people cursing loudly at hilariously innapropriate times too, huh?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:11:30 No.212231XXX
    >>212230126
    i am fortunate enough not the be assbergerred but i do believe it would be fun to be with one.

    i'm just regular old awkward the kind that finds humor in things that others find disturbing. what i would do to be in your shoes.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:11:40 No.212231XXX
    >>212230955

    I understand what this means, but only in an academic sense.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:12:11 No.212231XXX
    >>212231386
    I'd like to get with an aspie girl. She'd know all the details of the penis, how to work it, and not have to make me talk afterwards.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:12:22 No.212231XXX
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    I wok at a Mcadonnnalds. I can maaake a tastey french frie fow you.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:13:15 No.212231XXX
    >>212231691
    typical 80 iq troll
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:13:48 No.212232XXX
    >>212229657
    You sound closer to normal than most people.

    You might have trouble following their conversations because they are dull or boring. And knowing when to speak in a conversation is difficult enough even when you understand all of the dynamics... some people just dominate conversations and others live to cut others off which would just further your confusion. Don't over analyze is my best advice.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:14:00 No.212232XXX
    aspie can i see your cock?
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    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:14:49 No.212232XXX
    >>212232182
    >talking to autistic
    >tell them not to over analyze
    >lol
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:15:16 No.212232XXX
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    >>212230955
    That's a special poem for some special people.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:15:42 No.212232XXX
    As someone who legitimately has Adult Attention Deficit Disorder, I fully sympathize with OP for getting so much crap from people that are convinced we're just lazy. Hang in there bro.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:15:44 No.212232XXX
    >>212232182
    Many Aspies are highly intelligent, and the man you quoted is one, hence his open-mindness and ability to reflect about why he is born with the condition and what he can do about it.

    It is sad to see these 14 year old emos raping the diagnosis of Asperger syndrome.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:15:48 No.212232XXX
    >>6683489
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:16:01 No.212232XXX
    >>3065235
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:16:34 No.212233XXX
    >>212232695
    >>212232695
    >>212232695


    Don't you know who robert frost is you fucking idiot?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:16:57 No.212233XXX
    >>212232182
    Oh, there's other things, too. Like other people in here have stated, if there's something I'm into, and someone even lets me start talking about it, I won't shut up until ten minutes afterwards.

    I think because I'm self aware of it, I can act a little more normal, but inside, being around people feels much like how a gazelle would feel walking into a lion's den.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:18:28 No.212233XXX
    >>212233307

    I learned that once people stop looking at me that its time to end my "lecture" on one of my interests.

    Problem is I gotta look at them to see if they are looking at me.

    /sigh
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:18:28 No.212233XXX
    >>212233172
    Does dat be da nigga makin snow cones on da cona?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:19:58 No.212234XXX
    I knew someone with this and they used to copy me... he didn't feel comfortable leaving school until I did, He didn't know how to stand or just BE in his own skin it seemed... does this sound like it? I wasn't sure...
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:20:39 No.212234XXX
    >>212234372
    No.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:20:59 No.212234XXX
    >>212234372

    no
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    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:22:04 No.212235XXX
    >>212232850
    Which is why I tried to offer some advice from my point of view.

    I think he may be trying to over-analyze certain situations. Higher intelligence will do that to you especially if you can't see the big picture.

    Sometimes a boring conversation is just boring and hard to follow. Doesn't make you aspergers because you can't follow it too.

    Whatever one's condition, the best you can do is try to do it better. That's not a quote, just the way I see it. Although it may be a quote I took to heart, so if it's plagiarism it's not intentional.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:22:37 No.212235XXX
    >>212234372
    That sounds like a person without any cooridination. I'm pretty sure many aspies might have bad coordination, but not the other way around.

    So, you saw what could be a symptom, or just a guy who never goes outside.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:22:41 No.212235XXX
    >>212234637

    Hm, I wonder what is was. He would huff and puff and he had no syntax when he talked it was realyl bizarre... he had no social ques either.,..
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:23:06 No.212235XXX
    >>212235124
    Wise words, I fully agree.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:23:30 No.212235XXX
    >>212235335
    See, now you're onto something. Did he sound frustrated when he tried to talk, like what he was saying wasn't completely what he wanted to say?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:24:38 No.212236XXX
    >>212233307
    And lots of people get into talking about their favorite things and go way overboard. Not necessarily abnormal.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:24:40 No.212236XXX
    >>212235335
    I worked with a kid who huffed and puffed a lot, he actually was classified as emotionally disturbed, he was a 3rd grader and he went up to an 8th grader and said "I am gonna get a knife and cut your throat when you sleep."

    I was all "lolwtf"
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:24:43 No.212236XXX
    >>212235335
    Could be social anxiety disorder, it's quite common, at lest in adolescence.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:25:06 No.212236XXX
    >>212235308

    He wasn't falling down or anything it's like he would mirror me... He asked a lot o questions about things like he didn't understand what was going on around him and apparently he felt compfrtable with me... he'd follow me around and he'd be mad if I would stay late or didn't do something at the same time as I normally did...
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:26:00 No.212236XXX
    >>212236054


    Once you get a lecture from an aspie you'll understand.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:27:13 No.212237XXX
    >>212197727

    what is your "obsession?"

    Mine is military crap, mainly special forces of the US

    The only person who I can consider being my closest friend rarely talks to me and never calls or texts to hang out, and whenever I call or text her, she always tells me that shes doing something else, so i've given up... also, my parents refuse to think that I do have some problem, but to me it seems like Asperger's matches up pretty well to my state of being, and though I do not think that it is severe, it is something wrong.

    I used to be very outgoing and even popular, but moving from house to house, from country to country screwed up all that. I have little social skills, I cant talk to people or talk around people if I havent been introduced to them or I have to have been around them for a looooong time. Fuck, I cant even talk to teachers, and they're not even real people!
    I have somewhat severe mental/emotional problems, I always fantasize myself being in a tragic accident and losing limbs or being paralyzed, then think of how my life would be. Or I imagine killing people and getting away with it or not getting away with it and starting an extremely good phycological mindfuck!

    anyway, i am not recognized for having anything "wrong" with me so I cant blame anything I do on anything "abnormal"

    fucking sucks
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:27:32 No.212237XXX
    >>212235637

    It's weird when I say he sounded "mad" when he was upset by something because he was the most monotone person I had ever heard it actually made it hard to understand him without the syntax it was totaly devoid...

    He would ask me things like "I heard someone say that I smelled is this true?"

    I would say "I haven't smelled anything'

    he'd go "HRUMPH"
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:27:42 No.212237XXX
    >>212235124
    Oh, no, I understand about over-analyzing. When I start over-analyzing, I start retreated even further into myself.

    I think it's hard to articulate to people because it's got so many levels that are beyond what I can really get at, and it does make it easy to think I'm just normal.

    Not that I'm trying to cling to my aspie-ness, it's just, you know, I really like to make sure every detail is in it's place.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:27:43 No.212237XXX
    Almost all of the people posting in the thread are ignorant faggots, read some fucking psychology books, gather information about it before you come with your "LULZ ASSBURGERS IS AN EXCUSE FOR LOSERS WITHOUT FRIENDS!!!111! shit
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:28:35 No.212237XXX
    >>6402533

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    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:28:35 No.212237XXX
    >>212237140
    Oh, that could be straight up aphaisia.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:28:59 No.212237XXX
    Ce programme ne peut pas afficher la page Web.

    Causes les plus probables :
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    Il se peut que l’adresse contienne une erreur de frappe.

    Essayez la chose suivante :
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    >>814899
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:29:03 No.212237XXX
    >>6392041
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:29:03 No.212237XXX
    4Chan Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EOc6y3Wd6U
    Obama's Murder Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EOc6y3Wd6U

    >>1281204
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:30:03 No.212238XXX
    >>212237017
    Sounds like social anxiety disorder.

    >>212237140
    You are onto something, it really sounds like aspergers when you added those extra bits of essential information.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:30:22 No.212238XXX
    What's your favorite color? Do you have megalenchephally? Have you had scans of your cerebellar vermis? How large are the cells in your cerebellum, cerebellar vermis, and medular olive? Have you had your white and gray matter measure, are your levels of myelin normal?

    Can you understand all sounds? Does it hurt/disturb you to be touched or hugged? What images or sounds give you pleasure, and what causes you pain?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:30:45 No.212238XXX
    I have it as well. And the missing clues/signs thing is so true. I'm a real clueless fuck to human signs such as flirting. Inless I outright hear "I like you", you might as well speak chinese to me cause I don't get it.

    It's very weird.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:31:02 No.212238XXX
    >>212237516


    I'll have to google that I hope this doesn't 404 I've always wanted to know. I was going to ask the teacher what the deal was because I didn't know why the guy was always following me and I was going to ask her to get him to stop and the teacher said "I'm glad you're nice to him it's nice'
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:32:04 No.212238XXX
    >>212199054

    Aspie's tend to think in logic rather than in emotions. Approach him on that level.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:32:32 No.212239XXX
    >>212238081
    Can aspie-ness and social anxiety go hand in hand, though? I mean, along with my problems following conversations, sometimes I'm just deathly afraid of going outside, or even just my room if people I don't know are outside of it.

    Just today, I couldn't leave my room because some people were in my house helping move things and take care of cleaning while my parents are in the process of moving out.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:34:03 No.212239XXX
    >>212238081

    Interesting... I've always wanted to know.

    Because he didn't have a hard time saying anything he made sense, he could talk but, he would also stand like me... it looked like he just didnt know what he was doing ever.Like how people stand... it's like he forgot how people stand...
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:35:11 No.212240XXX
    This was years ago in high school... but I always wondered.

    And if you're afraid to go outside look into agoraphobia...
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:35:31 No.212240XXX
    >>212239018
    Most Aspies have other mental disorders like Tourette syndrome, Social Phobia (anxiety disorder), ADHD and so on.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:35:45 No.212240XXX
    Soon...
    81763482
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:36:17 No.212240XXX
    >>212239612
    I know I'm not shutting up about my asperger's, but I do have problems finding my stride or gait sometimes if I'm around people. It just throws me off so much, and then I have to start thinking about walking so that I don't walk weird, and then I just start walking even weirder when I'm trying to correct myself.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:37:31 No.212240XXX
    >>212240414

    What helped my walk was working out a lot. It fixed my posture a lot.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:38:02 No.212241XXX
    >>212240414

    Well, I guess you can't help it it puts people off. It wouldn't hurt to tell people. Like I thought I just had a guy following me... being a girl it threw me off more...
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:39:19 No.212241XXX
    Lol, I get people tell me I suffer from NPD.

    Makes me laugh XD
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:39:45 No.212241XXX
    >>212238354
    I'm telling you, I went years and years without knowing I was being flirted with. I just thought it was normal to have people smile and wink at me.

    Looking back, I realize I was(and my old pics prove this) very attractive so getting smiles and winks seemed like how everyone acted.

    I'm not aspergers, just clueless and shy until it got easier to use the clues and be more outgoing. I get sad when I look back at all the pussy I could have had and simply didn't realize. And what's sadder is I don't have a valid excuse except that I was just socially awkward and had nobody to give me a clue, lol.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:40:59 No.212242XXX
    >>212240849
    Oh, no, it's not a physical thing it's just...

    You know that part in "An American Werewolf in London" when they walk into the pub and -everyone- turns to look at them? That's how I feel just walking around in a lot of places, especially when I'm up at college. I -know- people aren't looking at me, I -know- they don't care what I'm doing, but it's just that I get the overwhelming feeling of "all eyes on me."

    And when it hits me, I start to trip over my feel, or shuffle, or have an assymetrical walk, and then the rest of my journey is me trying to fix it the entire time.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:41:31 No.212242XXX
    >>212240414
    My grandfather would say you think too much.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:42:34 No.212242XXX
    >is is high functioning autism with a different name for no real reason.
    >is high for no real reason
    >is no real
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:42:58 No.212242XXX
    OK you uneducated fucks at /b/. Here's a lesson on Autism.

    ASD stands for Autimis Spectrum Disorders. They come in varying levels, from degenerative brain diseases soon to be reclassified, to low functioning, to high functioning. High functioning Autism is called Asperger Syndrome.

    Autism's diagnosed symptomatically, as are most other neural diseases such as schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, etc.

    Autistic individuals have to meet at least three symptomatic criteria, which include some kind of inability to play with other children, reclusiveness, and typically some kind of advanced ability (i.e. building amazing things with legos).

    One thing common among all ASD people is the enlarged cells in the cerebellum. Typically the right hemisphere of the cerebellar vermis is affected. No one knows what that area of the brain's responsible for, but from limited brain injury cases it's thought to be responsible for coordination tasks, certain audiovisual perception of time, and preternatural perceptions.

    Often the frontal and prefrontal cortexes (social) cortexes of the brain show irregular activity. The amigdala is usually also affected. Sometimes autistic individuals are born with low levels of myelin, which is the fatty substance known as gray matter that helps dendrites communicate.

    Autistic individuals perceive the world completely different from us. Some can't find meaning in actual sounds, only rythms, others find paradise in colors, others can't see movement at all. Many mimic others because they don't know how to behave since they are in a completely different world and have to find ways to fit in.

    Ask an ASD expert anything
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:45:32 No.212243XXX
    >>212242669
    We are already aware of all that information… Thanks for trying, though.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:47:29 No.212244XXX
    >>212242669

    Would you call a boy sho stutters, like his brain is going a mile a minute, can build awesome with legos, doesn't have many friends and can't concentrate very well on anything but legos normal?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:47:32 No.212244XXX
    >>212242211
    Your grandfather's right, it's just a matter of turning it off. Problem is, it doesn't.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:47:38 No.212244XXX
    >>212228592
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:49:11 No.212244XXX
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    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:49:37 No.212244XXX
    How does it feel to know you'll only be good at one thing in life?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:49:45 No.212244XXX
    >>212244202


    I wonder why more don't try?

    I have the "pussy" agoraphobia thing... now... being that it's a phobia and not a disorder... I can see how it SHOULD be easy to overcome... but if you have aspergers and anxieties I just see it as a hard battle truthfully... kinda like you can't get over the first hurdle...
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:49:48 No.212244XXX
    >>212244148
    I don't know. There are tests that can be administered. Neurological, genetic, and questionaires/tasks.

    That's the only way to kind of find out.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:50:17 No.212245XXX
    Remember, the more you keep saying asperger's isn't real, the more a bunch of people with autism think you're a fucking retard.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)00:51:25 No.212245XXX
    >>212244962

    True. I don't know if it's at that point I was just curious of your /b/ opinion...



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