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03/31/10(Wed)18:13:01 No.212113XXXSo,
I have this shit brained so that plays too many video games. He sucks
at math, too. The other day he brings home a "D." I honestly wanted to
kick his worthless ass right then and there. But then my wife gave me
this look like "You know he can't help it, we did too many drugs while I
was pregnant." So I tell that little shit to cut down on the video
games, and if he brings home another bad grade I'm seriously going to
smash the shit out of that fucking Xbox. So, the other night, my
dumbass son wakes me up at some ungodly fucking hour. I go up to his
room to see what's going on. I walk in and he's yelling at his TV and
playing that shitty war game. I ripped his Xbox out of the wall
(probably busted his TV in the process), brought it down to my workshop
and beat the crap out of that thing with a monkey wrench. Felt great.
Went back to bed, rolled the wife over, finished getting the rest of my
aggression out, and slept like a fucking baby. |