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Needz moar oldfags in har.
!5P0TETRAO2!!xV4NIGRe238
03/31/10(Wed)12:58:06 No.212031XXXExperienced /v/ user
thread
ONLY post if you meet the following conditions
1.
You have been browsing /v/ almost daily for OVER 2 and a half years
2.
You can open multiple tabs using middlemouse while scrolling down a
page with ease
3. You regularly sage bad threads and know what sage
does (Claiming that ignoring a thread is better than saging a thread
makes you an IDIOT. sage sends a message to the OP and everyone else in
the thread, if you dont understand this, you are not worthy of the
experienced rank.)
4. You dont use memes
5. You can recognise
trends in /v/ threads and can predict how a thread will turn out
6.
You can destroy a thread in one post because you know exactly what to
say to piss people off about any game, genre, fanbase, character etc
(And DONT need to use some shitty meme to do it)
7. You know the
personalities of all the active tripcode users and what they are likely
to post and what they dont like etc (If you filter ANY part of /v/ you
are missing out on something inside /v/, and thus LOSE THE EXPERIENCE
someone else had when viewing the posts you filtered. And stop making
excuses such as "I dont look at name fields", yes you fucking do, youre
just too stupid to observe and remember)
8. You can easily spot when
the same person has posted twice in a thread and you DONT use the word
"samefag", because it falls into the fucking shitty gay meme category of
putting "fag" at the end of a phrase or word, you say something along
the lines of "same person".
9. You DO NOT replace "ing" with "an",
this the the fucking gayest shit ever.
10. You recognise /v/ as "/v/ -
Video Games" and you NEVER say the word "Vidya". NEVER.
Thats
all I can think of now, but if I ever make this thread again ill try to
make more conditions
If you dont meet ALL of these conditions you
are a WORTHLESS /v/ browser and should GO AWAY, RIGHT NOW
Call
troll and sage all you want but youre just proving you dont meet the
conditions and arent worthy, you fuck. |
