>>212021959
the war on your mother, we got to plow her last night

We won Vietnam you fuckin' pinko commie bastard.

>>212021959

>>212022307

You did? Hum, let's rewrite some more history. You defeated the roman empire aswell?

OP is a faggot

We won against Canada.

>>212022497

Yes.

>>212022629
No you lost they burnt the white house.

America suck. Noone can prove me otherwise.

You inbreed motherfuckers.

>>212021959
>>212022307
>>212022497

samefag

0/10 horrible troll

>>212022629

We destroyed the White House. Some 200 years later we kicked your arses at hockey and held the most gold medals of all time.You call that a victory? Fuck you America.

We kicked the brit's ass in 1776

>>212023182

He's no troll if he's right.

>>9919313

>>48580857556


>>1098905519577!

>>6006097

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>>1522527

>>212023450
no the french did

Revolutionary war, War of 1812, Mexican-American war, Civil War (The north) WWI, WWII, Korea (sort of), Cold War, Iraq war. Other than that I have no idea though.

the only war america has ever won on its own was the us civil war

>>212022629
>>212023037
>>212023113
>>212022762
>>212022497
>>212022307

samefag

oh I see

OP is right

World War II...

actually the only wars the US has ever loss were against its own people, with the possible exception of Korea, but no one cares about them anyway

>>212023694

>Implying that the americans did any difference at all in the WW1, WW2, iraqi war and the koreans.

Right faggot.

Their cival war, and I suppose the so called "revolution"

>>212023694
we did not win the war of 1812

>>908116024631


>>69821415331!

America won the Vietnam war.

you lost the vietnam wars, I mean asian farmers kiked youre ass.

They won the war for their independence. /thread.

yeah, I love how you got beaten by a bunch of farmers.

>>212024483
no the french won that war for them

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>>1970530

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>>212024483

They didn't win shit, they beat the small british force that was still in america.

>>212023656

I don't know why anyone would willingly admit they were beaten by the French.

>>212021959
makes america sound bad ass we did w/e the fuck we wanted and made alot of mistakes along the way lost some wars and shit but we still kick ass

>>212023224
Keep focusing on the past faggot.

USA won Vietnam? Since when?

>>212024737
considering we where fighting them all over the world at the time loosing that shit hole america wasnt much of a lossand in the end we kicked frances asses

America suck'd then, and suck today.

I mean seriously, your economy is shit. And you let people like glenn beck be in a fucking NEWS program. Seriously america, I'm dissapoint. Act like the "superpower" you are. Fags

"War on terrorism. Not won."

Thank God there's more people like OP rooting for the terrorists to win. Also, Europe... feel free to lift a fucking finger. They bomb your shit too occasionally.

Independence, unfortunately.

If I recall, America went into vietnam to bail out a retarded imperialistic eurofag ally country, America showed up to help. they ran away and later blamed America for the loss.

gg France

>>212025216

I'm just stating the facts you fucking retard. You have "god" on your side, so you should've won by now? Right...? You christian faggot piece of shit.

>>212024033
>American involvement in WWI did not push back the Central powers in Western Europe, causing the fall of the German Empire and its allied subsidiaries, allowing diversion of power to finish off the Turks.

>Operations central to an allied victory in WWII, namely the advance of troops along Pacific Islands, storming of beaches, and securing of the French, Czechoslovakian south, and southern German territories from the Nazis as the Red Army advanced, were not carried out by Americans.

>>Also, by the way, Americans weren't the majority of forces fighting in the Pacific theatre.

>Korea...

Well, Korea's a mangled mess of a situation. U.S. and U.S. puppet state with too many concessions to autocratic puppet governments backed by China and CCCP can go either way in the situation.

>Iraq wasn't spearheaded, or 'won' by American forces primarily, only marginally backed by a 'coalition'.

>>212025216
Nah, we'd rather sit back, to be honest. After all, we have all that data from the LHC to process.

>>212022307
The US won every major battle in vietnam. The only reason we pulled out was because of the amount of liberals that complained about the "unwinnable war"

Wars that cant be won /thread

Well, you did win a decisive battle that occurred after the war was ended. Which paved the way for illiterate hicks to take power. "Vote for Adams who can write or vote for Jackson who can fight!

OP is a huge faggot

tl;dr

>>212024033
Giant faggot. Learn2history.

The revolutionary war, where we kicked you britfags fucking asses out of our country.

this is the dumbest fucking post ever
wars on drugs and alcohol arent even real wars and also we saved europe multiple times because a tiny island cannot hold off Hitler.

>>212025571

>Bragging about winning a few fights against rice farmers. But lost the war.

Cool story bro.

>>212025571
O, hai Nixon. Care to enlighten us as to how you would have completely fixed the economic shithole we'd be in if Vietnam had carried into the mid-eighties or late nineties?

OH LOOK, 14 year old European children using their mommy's internet to trash on America while 14 year old American children line up to defend it. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>212025164

>>212025894

Have you seen the number of deaths?

You fail.

We won the wars it says we won in your image, lol dumbfuck.

>>212025384
i think you will find the french had long abandoned that jungle shit hole before you went in

>>2332818

>>7440567

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>>3978357

America's kill-death ratio > All other countries' kill-death ratios.

OP, go become an hero. Seriously - you are too stupid to deserve your life. Improve the world by removing yourself from it, and I will nominate you for a Darwin Award.

>>212026444

Still you lose every. single. war. you fight? Funny stuff. You fail.

We won the Civil War.

>>212026828
no no thats unfair dont forget the glorious invasion of grenada

if america were not finded.. things would be as they are now.. soviets won WWII

>>212023450

No, a load of Europeans kicked a load of Europeans out of North America.

>>1019745456850


>>965133953855!

I'm actually ashamed to know that the americans are orignally europeans.

ya, the 'more important' business of the british empire? enslaving India and using them to make their tea.

lol it says trollmart in the bottom right corner lol silly op...

plus your missing a few "police actions"

we've won every war thats not based on homosexuality. also you have to wait for 10-20 years before you can say its taking to long. now, tell me how many wars the french have won!

>>212026828
Every single one? We stalemated Korea and gave up on Vietnam. That's it. Once again, giant faggot.

>>212027424
yep except we banned slavery long before america ever did

World War 2,

>>212027505

So you are comparing america to the french.

Good stuff, man.

>>212027070
An intermediary government in the North American colonies had already developed during a time of political crisis during the 17th century. All the colonists wanted was a fair say in the parliamentary decisions made on the mainland (which was an island...the fuck?), but they were unable to successfully petition that. Therefore, a civil war between the colonies in what is now the United States and Britain arose, which led to the colonists declaring independence from the British Empire, and their success in fending off British attempts at reintegration led to their capitulation to colonist demands.

>>212027440
>>212027440
its says TROLLMART in the bottom right corner guys come on try harder...

I'm an American, and I'm ashamed of my country. Seriously.

we won the war against japan too, in case you forget. Abomb > japanese people

>>212027947
im european and ashamed at the world

>>212028081

The pacific war would've been won without you faggots. Once again, your invovlement didn't mean shit.

>>212027947
well done now go sit in your shame closit and think about what you did

we won independence from the British with inexperienced farmers

OP here.

Don't you faggots realise why there's so many of these threads up?

Americans are the dumbest people alive, so naturally the easiest people to troll.

Also, there's truth in what I wrote.

Butthurt faggots.

>>212028626
>>212028626
>>212028626
>>212028626

>>212028220
>CCCP wasn't concentrating mainly on Nazis that had nearly fucked up their shit.
>UK and Australia weren't largely concentrating on Nazis that had nearly fucked up their, and their mother's shit.

>>212022629

You attacked a country trying to take land.

What ended up happening was that you were repelled and a bunch of drunken idiots drinking screech in a dingy burned down your Pink house.

Way to win that one, America. Good job.

>>212021959
as a patriot not a blind senseless American i see your argument valid well put anon

I love how all the retarded faggots fell in silence after OP's message.

Well done OP.

OP, you're such a fag...probably one of the most standard fags there are.

Read the Federalist Papers...the shit about the U.S constitution and how shit is meant to work and you'll see why winning wars isn't a good thing for the gov't

>>4856019

>>3073091

>>212028412

You won Independance because of Experianced French Soldiers!

>>212023450

No, it was mainly the French, Dutch and Spanish who joined forces and did all the fighting because of their pathetic jealousy of British superiority.

>>212021959

I actually love you!

sage you are all faggots.your country has commited attrocites no matter where you live.
you all are pieces of shit

>>212029279
>I fail to see that the U.S. is merely following the normal development of states over time, as substantiated by history. I haven't read enough to realize that the Sumerians, Assyrians, Hittites, Persians, Athenians, Chinese, Romans, Franks, British, Spanish, French, and Japanese have done the same thing roughly 125-300 years after their inceptions as international governments.

GG on the civil war!

>>212021959

yall just mad ur not an american.
you can say all the shit you want.
america is awesome
america is better than your shit country

you feel the need to make these stupid threads to make yourselves feel better about sucking

enjoy your pointless rage

And again, the americans of /b/ got trolled.... HARD.

Protip: Most Americunts equate killing a lot of people to winning a war

The colonial war, and WW1 and 2.

everyone knows glorious nation of poland won all wars

>>212031199

False. You may have been involved in those. (since america sticks it's retarded faggy nose in everything)

But you didn't do a good job, since it was because of the rest of the world those were won.

america has only ever won one war the american civil war americans also lost that war so even when america wins they loose

Well America WAS formed by britfags. So what does that say about europe?

Americunts won against the Spics after Lincoln got shot

>>7717444

>>2020320

>>212021959

None of those are actual wars, faggot.

>>212031796

Fuck yeah we loose.

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>>4976906

>>8128970

>>3721723

>>2097574

I mean seriously if little old Britian were able to create a massive empire, and America of all countries cant even control fucking Derka land there is something wrong. I mean come on world are you even trying?

>>9378425

>>1768730

Common misconception about the revolutionary war.
British people say that it wasn't worth it, but when you think about it, where was most of the gold at the time? In America, would a cuntry as greedy as Britain give up most of the gold in the world to save a few lives?
I think not.
BTW, I'm Canadian, I just hate the arrogance that most British people display

>>212032103 That we are your father, and that europe was the whore of a mother we fucked whilst drunk

what matters now is that America can kick any countrys ass in a war.

America will always be inferior to every European nation.

>>212033991
lol your canadian

>>212033486
No, we aren't trying. We are concentrating on not being fuckwits who bully the rest of the world

http://www.fucktube.com/video/34230/dicking-her-doggystyle-and-letting-her-it-hard

Man, we wouldve fuck'd rome up.

the ones that actually matter

>>212024020
>>212027662

The commies won WWII: they were in berlin when US hardly reached France seashores! Learn history USfags!

>>212033486
Do you really think that if Americans were able to do what the British were able to do back in the days of Victoria that we still wouldn't control durka land?
lrn2modernpolitics

>>212024328
>>212024328

asian farmers didnt kick our ass you dumb fuck we were on the side of the shitty asian farmers while being rushed by communist forces.

And every single war that was fought in Europe was just and noble, in which no innocents were killed. The world is fucked up. Not just america. How about instead of bitching about it you go do something with your meaningless life?

>>212034761

Right, farmers.

what about the war on terrorism? I remember 9/11 lmao.

Sure smelled like burning americans then.

History!!

>>212034528

So the fuck what, those commies lost the cold war.

>>212034213
My canadian what?

>>212034970
Start off killing this fag

>>212035290
Your Canadian people are not worth the shit that seeps from my rectum as I squeeze out another wet juicy cheeseburger fart.

>>212035155
Half of NYC thought their wife was cooking bacon for lunch

>>212035237

They lost coldwar because they were starving hell and were fed up with their oligachic system, not because uf US anyway!

This picture displays the love between America and the rest of the world.

Btw, epic win pic OP

Why do Americans assume Communism is a bad thing?

Hello from Denmark! :3

>>212036088

>Lost.

Fuck yeah they did.

>>212036421

What kind of communism?

revolutionary war
war of 1812
civilwar
spanish american war
war in the philipines
war against mexico during the 1800s for territory (forgot name)
world war I (we were part of the allies which eans we won)
world war II (on both fronts)
the gulf war
operation desert storm
panama
technically speaking we won the cold war (russia is no longer communist, and ussr is no more)
the war in iraq (yes its over what were doing now is killing terrorists not iraq's soldiers. the war ended in lke 04, 05)

I have to give this troll a 0/10 for originality and execution. However, the reaction MUST be the true measure of a troll's success, so I give a 7/10

>>212036425

Lost to themselves you waspy faggot! As you do to your nigger leader!

>>212036751

There's only one type @_@

>>212036851

This looks like a normal reaction on "american wars won/lost" from /b/?

>>212037031

Butthurt britfaggot.

>>212036088
They lost the cold war because Reagan bluffed that the Americans had technology to shoot down ballistic nuclear missiles.
The nuclear power had been shifted from complete world fuck to complete USSR fuck.
I guess 12 year olds weren't alive in the 80's so they wouldn't know any way.

RUUUUUULLLIINNN!!!one!!!

>>212037243

Uh, no theres not...

>>8838631

The war on stains!! GET OXYCLEAN!!!!

>>212037311
There was an excellent UK vs USA troll last night.

It was some UKfag doing critiques on different countries AC power plugs, it opened with a diss of USA's power plug and went through about 4-5 other before it concluded that UK has the best power plug in the world.

A few German fags got butthurt because there was no mention of theirs

>>2903321

>>5382424

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>>5960465

>>212038098
Typical Germans.

>>212037777
Saddam tried a similar bluff about WMD

It ended with him wearing an upside down necktie

>>212037922

Most american don't know about: marxism, leninism, trotskyism etc

>>212037777
I was there (in USSR) you bitch. Just close your macropolitcs book and look for real things that happens at the corner of your home.

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>>6465540

>>212028220

i forgot you could see the future that never happened, you fucking idiot. At least make an argument based on fact, god damn you're fucking retarded.

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>>58752

>>6307606

>>3926645

>>2114264

>>212038264

It was actually one of the best thread openings I ever read

The shitstorm was hilarious too, tards were actually defending their AC power plugs

im tired of hearing america lost vietnam look at the score americans dead 60,000 gooks 1.5 million dead 600,000 wounded

>>212021959

These arent even real wars, you fool.

Tell me one other country that has beaten terrorism, drugs, or alcohol.

Your either trolling, or you're a faggot

>>212028220

>your invovlement didn't mean shit.

What's the ploblem, sir.

>>212037777
>>212037777
>>212037777
>>212037777

>>7790969

>>212038424
That's weird, I clearly remember Ronald Reagan starting research on defense weapons that could shoot down ballistic missiles, he got one to work, then your leader with a port wine stain hit his shoe on the table a bunch like the massive faggot that he is.

>>2369835

There will always be terror, I'm terrified of black people, so until they're all dead, war fail.

>>212021959
gee, i dont know, maybe when we bailed you faggots out in WW I and WW II

they see me trollin... they hatin..
p.s. america has won almost every war ever involved in with few exceptions. and is still today the strongest and most advanced military power. not to mention america is the greatest world power overall.

>>212038980
>>212038980
Shit, and I'm afraid of xylophones, they make the music that plays when skeletons dance.

>>212039060

ROFL LOL LMAO EX DEE

>>212038769
Well you make a good point there.

Why does USA declare war on these things?

>>212023113

>indreed motherfuckers

>>212039639
For tax funding.

>>212039360
I'm terrified of the amount of faggotry that USA shows the rest of the world.... why don't they defeat that?

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>>1125278

>>212039950
I have no clue what that has to do with xylophones you gigantic faggot.

>>4059298

the revolutionary war?

>>212038740
I'm tired of hearing about how great at killing people USA is.

Why do americans love killing people so much?

>>212040469
Because it's awesome.