how many % of americans are fat?

Was it hard telling your parents you're gay?

>>211621031

So, how many did you kill?

>>4802554

are you as gay as you sound?

4+1=?

>>211621128
most of them, to be honest. i know lots of countries are fat, but in some of the southern states of USA it's fucking ridiculous. i dont think most southerners have seen their dicks in over a decade

>>211621031

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>>2230582

Will you stop making this faggot thread over and over again, OP?

No one thought you were cool or funny last time, what makes you think this time it'd be different.

>>211621193
Orphan, parents died in car accident
>>211621228
I don't keep count, i find it disturbing when hunters do. but roughly 30-40, maybe a few more, over the last 2 years. Vampires are really hard to find, but they are out there, and i think there are a lot more than most hunters think

Are you really aware that you were just murdering trendy emo kids? Or is it like a mental illness.

>>211621413
yea-no

they are not quite that weak, but are not as fast as in "interview with the vampire" either

>>211621031
nicholas cage?

>>211621980
In all my time i have only met one real goth/emo vampire. and he had a harem of about 12 gay emo kids with him. they try to stay away from the stereotype though, they don't want to be hugely obvious.

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>>211622662
>>211622663
>>211622703

bleh! perhaps i should be a spam hunter?

Do you freelance or work for an organisation? What REAL charicteristics do vampires have? Is their zombie-ness spiritual or biological?

>>1189194

where do u usually find vampires?

>>211622991
how do you kill a vampire
and how do you know what a vampire is
also can some random person on the street become a vampire by being bitten etc or even just by choice

>>211622249

Nah man. It's the guy who played Saruman. What was his name? James Gandolfini?

>>211624003
christopher lee

>>211623370
Freelance, the only organizations are religious nutjobs.

Really, vampires are stronger than humans, immortal, get stronger and smarter with age, they CAN go out in the sun, but seem weaker and very, very uncomfortable, but still stronger than a regular human. they do seem to have some mild "psycic" powers, being able to convince people to do their bidding, not complete control though, just very persuasive when they look into your eyes. the room temperature always drops by a few degrees when they enter and, of course 90% drink human blood.

and i am not really sure, there was one organization that poped up about a year ago that seriously researched them, but as far as i know they were killed a few months after they started work on it.

are all vampires evil?

How do they die, ridiculous bull shit or can you just chop them up? Do they burst in flames or melt or some shit?

>>211623449

i look for suspicious deaths, usually knife deaths, they drain the blood and drink it later. they can be anywhere but the ones that actually do hang out at scene bars seem harmless.

Yeah, i found a group of 4 vampires and tracked them for a month. they ambushed me in an alley and demanded i stop following them. apparently they feed without killing "like most of their kind". i can only find ones that kill blatantly, so i don't really know how many could be out there that somehow get blood without killing

also,>>211624759
is me

>>211621031

How does it feel that the clan leaders are all dead and you are just hunting Dirtbloods and free runners?

i'm suprised no one said this before myself.

ITT: a lying sack of shit.

yea vampires are totally real. just like jesus. pfft gtfo

>>211625346
>>211623542

Killing a vampire

burning is good, it takes them a long time to regenerate burns. acid does this as well

stake to the heart does NOT work, it paralyzes them but once the stake is out, they get back up again.

Chopping their heads off is a good bet, 12 gauge to the face at point blank range tends to work quite well.

VLEH! You vill nevar catch ve!

>>211626310

Using polished silver works a treat, bro. Get a silver stake. in the heart, Dead. No remains. FLAWLESS VICTORY.

>>211626001

Honestly? i suspect that i am just hunting the riff raff. the weaker vampires. their are rumors that "clans" have leaders but i only hunt ones i find in connection to unsolved murders. i dread to think how many are out there, hidden from view. and i am sure that one of them is following me.

OP'S A FAG!

Have you ever seen a Vampeneze? How bout been around Vampire Mountain? I hear they have some vampires at the Cirque Du Freak.

>>211626491
silver does seem to burn them slightly, but i find a machete to the neck to work very well myself

>>211626855

WTF are you talking about? not some other fagy movie

Do you sparkle?

this dude must live in his fantasies. carry on OP, we're all so proud of you.

>>211626779

A few years ago, one vampire clan leader got released, and ended up killing all of the European clan leaders. Most of this happened in the south of Ireland I think. Anyway, don't go to the midnight Isle. XD

>>211621413

THIS!!!

SOUNDS LIKE WIN

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>>1824618

I think I've found a vampire.
What do?
Pic related.

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>>7406430

>>5308313

Whaty becomes of a vampire if i yank his teeth out?

>>8079294

>>211627303
You're mistaken. That's not called a vampire. That's called a homosexual.

>>211627236

According to the rumors, there are different bloodlines of vampire, each with a local leader and some form of vampire government. i have not heard this from vamps though, only through some of the older hunters.

>>211627223
>>211627223
>>211627223
>>211627223
>>211627223

>>2636967

>>211627714


OP; I can't stand the sunlight and I'm deathly pale, I also get the weird urge to eat human flesh...


Am I a vampire or a just a /b/tard?

>>211627623

i dont know, i just kill the damn things. they could probably still drink, i guess. just no biting.

Would you be able to kill a vampire by making him eat a werecat that can be everywhere and nowhere, thus losing the consciousness of itself in the million of souls the vampire sucked, he would make him disappear, then come back years later avter he had to kill every single life buried in himself?

>>211627714

They're dead, brah. lol. All of them.
A couple of divines ended up dead by this shit as well.

OP is troll the only real vampires are Blackula, Count Duckula and Count von Count

would you be able to suck my dick without using teeth?

do vampires really sparkle?

>>211627965
lol, hellsing ftw

>>211627883

Probably just a hemophiliac, unless you can throw cars.
If not, I suggest getting help.

OP how do I find a vampire

>>211627932
>>211627623

They grow back.

how can i become a vampire?

OP is a fag, he must only hunt the weak little shits. i fight real vampires, the strong ones, as i have for over a decade. when new vampires are made, they have only a portion of the strength of the maker, so the longer the maker goes before he makes one, the stronger the child will be. of course, a lot of little shit vamps are out there constantly making new, blood thirsty but relatively weak vamps when compared to some of the stronger ones.

Vampires have been dead since the 1800'

Zombies on the otherhand


My grandfather was in the vietnam war, and the gooks would come from everywhere, some were zombiefied cuz he told me some of them wouldn't go down unless he shot them in the head

governnent just say it was pcp or something

but i know it was zombies, and so does he

>>211628516

Drink some blood from one.
Straight from the said creatures body, or it'll ferment and become poisonous.
Unless its a dirtblood, in which case you'll get ill from both methods.

Bram Soker vampires
Supernatural vampires
Vampire diarrhea vampires
Buffy vampies

who got it right?

Try Anne Rice's highly documented papers :

"Interview with a vampire" will tell you wher to find quite a number of those foul beasts. Also, "Vampire : The Masquerade", edited by White Wolf publishing, can give you lots of pointers on where to find them, how they hide, how they (un)live, and all kind of information relevant to anyone wanting to hunt them.

I wish you god speed, Anon.

>>211628923
this troll is good

>>211628695

Try taking the one down in the Archeleon Helmet. I'd like to see that.

>>211628695

Hey, fuck you, i have been doing this for 2 years now and i know what i am doing!

If you are a real hunter, who is the strongest vamp out there according to the rumours, and what was his last confirmed identity?

>>211629148

The one in the helmet. According to rumors, he doesn't have a tongue and is in the south of china. Go figure.

How do you know someone you kill is a vampire and not just some nutjob

not implying that you're completely sane and not a deranged serial killer

>>211628695

And because if their weak bloodlines, they are excluded from anything meaningful see, DIRTBLOOD. Its an insult given by the higher ups.

>>211629754

Because if you launch silver into the heart, they burst into flames. That's it.

>>211629148

the owl is watching you

>>211628847

Anne Rice was closest, but they are not quite that fast.

>>211629148

Cain, the first vampire (according to the lore). his last confirmed identity was Rasputin, a russian mystic, and before that an advisor to 5 Chinese emperors over 300 years

and he is very real, he stalked me across Europe i can still feel the coldness of his touch from when he finally caught up with me. he through me into a lake in Russia, i dont know why he let me go.

yeah, it's me

I want to find a vampire

>>211629067

I used much of this information myself. You see, I'm some kind of vampire hunter, too. I killed many a Kindred, and even dispatched Prince Lacroix, who was head of the Los Angeles vampires. Shit was SO cash !

In fact, I was so happy being a hunter and all, I ended up killing him several times. Well, to be perfectly true, I didn't really kill him all by myself. Another vampire (did I mention I was one, too, but not a baddie ?), named "Jack", helped me. He bombed his office, with the asshole prince in it. Loads of lulz were had, these nights.

>>6439244

>>211629148
>>211629148
Alucard of course.

The next age shall tilt the scales for our kind.

>>211621031
why couldn't you kill twilight

>>211630055

Quit trolling, I'm trying to find out if the Kid is bullshittan or actually is in the business.

Kid. Proceed.

>>211630008

oh shit man, i didn't realize it was you. You are a fucking legend, you went toe the toe with fucking rasputin! and LIVED!

you take the thread, it's yours.

seriously though, didn't you have a chance to kill a boss vamp and didn't?

>>211630360

Alucard is Fat and Dead.

I have a bb gun and a shield from larping..do i have what it takes to hunt the undead?

Moloch shall find you Steve.

Protip: Expert Vampire hunters don't exist, much less browse /b/

>>211630471

Hey, I'm not trolling, I really did kill that asshole prince. Several times. Once, I was a tremere, another time, a torreador, another time, a nosferatu... I lost count.

It's not easy, you know, I have insomnia, too. I never sleep at night, that's quite disturbing.

do vampires really farm blood as in Blade 3?

>>211630571

Rasputin was never very powerful, He's the only one hunters seem to know about because he had human followers. I don't even think he was even a pureblood.

ITT: faggots copypasting Vampire The Masquerade stories

the RP faggotry in this thread is immense

either that or its a serial killer meet up

>>211630949
that's what I'm thinking

also OP
some proof please

>>211631079
Agreed
we want a picture of you standing over a dead vampire.
farting in his mouth
with timestamp

>>211631079

Yeah, bitemarks in your dick, Dale.

>>211630940

Not only. Vampire : Bloodlines, too. This shit is SO cash, I'd recommend it to any vampire-loving roleplayer.

>>211630571

Meet me in Yesod.
We have much to talk about.

You know the way.

ITT: Trolling OP making up pretty cool stories.

>>211630571

Most vampires never kill anybody, they are still people. kind of. and most of them kill themselves after a few months. there are not millions of them, probably less than 100,000, but still they are not extinct by a long way.

>>211631305

12, temple drive. A2U 74B

Find it yourself. Everyone. Go and get these idiots.

You're never supposed to mention Yesod. I already said to Eric and Dale. Goddamn. You rather annoyed me chaps.

>>211631233
who is this dale faggot

>>211631456

Population is 360k.

>>211630588
Shut up Billy

In my time we didn't have those fancy shields an guns.
When we needed a vampire dead we'd beat him to death with socks filled with garlic.

>>211631923

LOL. The garlic stuff always amuses me. Effects are similar to onions on Vampy-diddulz.

Worlds of Power Hint: It's spelled Vampyre.

>>956444

>>211631305

Never talk about the foundation. What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>211631923

Newfags always need new technology, huh ?
Why put garlic in your socks ?

MY socks always did the job by themselves, no need for a fancy "secret ingredient". Man, woman, child, dog... Nobody can resist the deadly stench of my socks.

>>211631848

Dale is a faggot, and also browses /b/. Hunter. A real one.
Doesn't like fire. about 38.

Its AL buddy. You in this thread?

>>211631456

why would you kill yourself if apparently you can still go outside and shit? I'd live a solid thousand or two thousand years and then do myself in

>>211631923
Wut no way, whats your email, you vampire hunting faggot

Are you james perchance

>>211632414

Dirtbloods can go out in sunlight. Nothing higher up.

My name's Ryan, and I'm going to kill you all. Have fun.

If vampires were real they would of depleted their food supply by now

>>211630924

I have fought many vampires, and he was by far the most terrifying. and i got the impression that he wasn't even trying.

On another note, i am currently hunting a vampire in Australia, apparently he was made by Rasputin during either the cold war or WW2, the rumors vary.

i have managed to get a picture of him, and was hoping that somebody has seen him. he was last seen leaving Melbourne, Victoria heading over the westgate bridge.

you hunted in USA and Europe just because there is no nigger vampire

>>211632545

im still not seeing the problem
"ohh the other vampires dont like me" you could still get along with the human population quite fine

>>211632643

Do all vampires look like faggots?

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>>211632643

why the hell you hunting a dirtblood? and Wretched, no less.

Pffttttt... you suck.

>>211632647

You have to be fucking kidding me. I lost his trail about two days ago. I thought you were just a retarded kid.

>>211632643

PS, yes, apparently he was a huge fagot with Rasputin

>>211632754

Most do, buddy.

>>8275837

Is this guy fucking serious?

>>211632643

He looks like he may have a few tricks up his sleeve. Be careful. You may want to run that through some Kirlian enhancement methods to get a sort of readout on his aura. Any information helps out in the field.

>>211625653
so basically you are telling me you are same fagging and forgot your trip.
go die in a fire.

>>6372056

>>211632624

Dirtbloods can't spread. only pure bloods. Dirtbloods aren't immortal, either.

>>211633033

who knows
theres either a shit ton of samefag in here or a couple of guys are RP'n hard ITT

ok so how do you know that they are a REAL vampire so you dont butthurt an innocent?

>>211633334

Silver.

>>211632798

no, but gay Russian ones do.

actually, most vamps i have met are gay and bisexual, not fags like the one in the picture though. i think it has something to do with sex being meaningless. and yes, met. most vampires are harmless, they dont want to kill people (usually) and dont want to draw existence to their existence.

>>211621031

>>211621031
You silly little boy.
You silly, silly little boy.
You've just sealed your fate.
We're not a game, you know. We're quite real. And we-- or should I say I, in this case?-- can see you

right
through
your computer screen :)

...Good luck running. You'll be white as a sheet and dry as an old woman's cunt by tomorrow.

>>211633488

fag , troll , fake whatever GTFO

>>211633425

I'm surprised you don't live in a hot-spot.

>>211621031
What a waste of your fucking time.

>>211632643
again with the hunters, I've dyed my hair since then. You really should learn to keep up. Enjoying the hidden trail of victims that nobody notices?

>>211633488
Turn me into a vampire, thanks.

>>211633705
>>211633705

this

>>211633488

Can you see me, buddy? Read my t-shirt. Bit of advice for you.

>>211633676

Hey dirtblood, GTFO out of this thread.

>>211632643

He is not a dirt-blood, what would make you think that?

This guy Poisoned Stalin, and more importantly may know Rasputin's weaknesses

>>211633919

>GTFO out

ITT: Closet Twilight Fans Unite

>>211633939


The blood in a higher vampire is Stagnant. his is moving, notice the pinky hue? And the drunkards nose. You're a liar. No way are you a hunter.

there's no such thing as vampires idiot.

>>211634004

Whoopsy! Force of habit. I apologize.

>>211633676

Oh, cute. Go back to bed, little boy. I hunted that vampire accross two states. He isn't the kind who would dye his hair, nor is he the kind who would visit this website.

>>211633676

If that really is you, Then you should be afraid.
You know that scar on your makers chest? i gave it to him, and i survived him. you have nothing on your maker.

that said, i have seen your list of victims, all some type of criminal. murders that got free, rapists, very evil people. does that make it easier for you, killing the evil make you feel like less of a monster?

i just tracked ip(don't ask me how) apparently VampireHunter !7RV9YIDUYA is olderhunter !SHjzCSZsqE
Same fagging and argueing with himself.
Also notice that olderhunter !SHjzCSZsqE is appearing more frequent now with VampireHunter !7RV9YIDUYA vanishing.

>>211633781
>>211633781
>>211633781

ANSWER THIS FAGGOTS

>>211634404

Even if not a hunter, be aware. I WOULD CUDDLE THE HELL OUT OF YOU! X3

>>211634404

I will sparkle on your ass hunter.

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>>211633333
Quintuples get

>>211634600

honestly thats pretty much exactly what id do with vampire powers - become a vigilante super hero. Not always murder mind you but certainly a good superhuman batman-esque skull fucking

>>4664436

>>211621031
>>211621031

I'll play.

Do you think it will be shocking to you when you turn 14 and realize vampires aren't real?

>>211634655

my surprise level is at 0

ITT: Ask a real faggot anything.

>>211634671

Despite my use of the word 'hunted', I'm no hunter. I track, but I don't pretend I can fight vampires. I leave that to the big boys.

>>211634907

You want to be one?

SUPER-MECHA-VAMPIRE-CHRIST

FUUUCKERS

>>211634907
If I were a vampire I'd kill and fuck everything that moves.

>>211635090

Read the latter, bro.

>>211635095

well apparently in the RP fantasy goin on ITT you get to live forever, be preternaturally gifted and still go in the sun.
I dont see any drawbacks here.

>>211635119

Your sex drive completely goes mate.

>>211635210

Cute. Real cute.

>>211634204

actually, they are burn marks, vampires burn very easily, sometimes in less than 1 minute in full sun. and before the vampire is a vamp for 100 years the blood still moves a bit. and they can make it move if they want.notice the small cut on his throat? apparently this was taken about an hour after he was attacked, and their blood does run when they heal injuries.

>>211635287

Do you want to?

Cedric Diggory?

>>211635417

Don't kill him outright then. Follow him. Obviously wretched. Very social clan. You'll probably find a hive.

>>211635472
Fuck, I want to.

>>211621031
op is a fag who played The Masquerade – Bloodlines too much. Play mass effect and try to go to space faggot

>>211635472

lol wat?

live forever? no. Id imagine youd have enough of humanity after like a thousand years, I'd pack it in after that.
What human wouldnt want to have all the benefits associated with vampire myths without any of the drawbacks? Id take that deal in a second

>>211635287

apparently the sun burns them VERY quickly. remember the worst sunburn ever, it's like that, every time you spend a minute in the sun. and they seem very agitated in the sunlight, frustrated almost.

WHITE WOLF

>>211621031
You sir, did a poor job, I am still here

>Eurofag

>>211635805

Public Bathrooms, write your number. and ask to become a vampire, they might ring, they may just come a knocking.

Word of advice. Ask the clan. If they don't reply with can't you tell?, later, or free runner. They're lying. ;3 sweet dreams bro, hope to see you on the other side.

>>211635841

so then youd just drink a capri sun of blood and heal up, and remember to wear long sleeves and a hat when crossing the street otherwise

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>>8108069

>>211636324

you mean vials? or the enriched samples? no capri-sun, that I'm aware of.

>>211636200
Write my number in a public bathroom? What the fuck? Why I don't just add in an advertisement for a good time?