yeah, could have summed it up all pretty easily.
You can never lurk enough, shut up and lurk more

Self-bump. I care about the wellbeing of this website. Also, If anyone wants to post the rules, That'd be good. Can't have a raid going on and newfags being like "I TOLD THEM ABOUT /b/ LOL"

>>211588936
gtfo you newfag piece of shit

>>211588936
>>211589441
Trying WAY too hard to fit in.

at #7;
hmm, i suppose.
like how you cant (legally) abort a baby because it was born retarded...because its too late.
well played op.

>>211589701
Exactly! I'm glad someone understands.

don't ape every stupid thing on here. trying to be original and failing > copying old shit

211588936

whatever newfag. i'll been lurking /B/ since the start of this year. don't tell me how to us 4chan.

8 : Don't make newfag education threads; it is the most surefire sign of a newfag.

>>211590036

lol and it begins.

>>211590036
yeah, not the OP at all.

>>211590237
It actually wasn't, I found it funny however.

>Do not converse with the more experienced users of /b/. It will make you look stupid.

And since everyone in here is anonymous, you can't tell who is more experienced than the other.

>Do not enter a name. This is called "Namefagging" It makes you look new.

You should add, "doing so will make you vulnerable to impersonation."

>>211590724
Good point.

"OP IS A NEWFAG HE MUST BE. ONLY LOGICAL EXPLANATION."

"I SMELL SAMEFAGGOTRY"

"IM SAYING SOMETHING I THINK IS CLEVER BUT NO ONE ELSE WILL EVEN READ MY POST"

this is what you all sound like.

OP is a neo-homo

>>211588936
lol wut

>>211588936

OP is a nigger.

PROTIP : Clicking "Yotsuba B" in your bottom right hand corner turns the website blue. Enjoy.

>>211588936
STOP TELLING NEW PEOPLE WHAT TO DO YOU MEANIE. I JUST STARTED YESTERDAY AND IM ALREADY A BETTER PERSON ON HERE. I SHALL SOON RISE TO BE THE KING OF /B/ AND YOUR GONNA BE MY SLAVE. LULZ!!! AND IM GOING TO GET THAT PEDO BEAR TO RAPE YOU. LULZ K IM GOING BACK TO FUNNYJUNK! BAI!!

These rules are stoopid ones. They should /b/ remade nao!!!

1 - Always enter /x/ wif Scooby Doo, just incase...
2 - Talk 2 whoever you wanna --- but always always ALWAYS aim for Donald Trump, David Hasselhoff, Col. Porter, Miley Cyrus, or a high-class impersonator or ventriliquist.
3 - U KNOW ALL AND U SEE ALL.
4 - All ways tell the thread when you have to leave. ALWAYS!
5 - Always chat with rollersk8s on or a really kewl bandana on. Makes you look badass, & people will liek u.
6 - Memes muzzt /b/ eevee rareware!!!!!!!!!!!!lol!!!!!!!!!-_-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!
7 - Yes! Ending on a HOLY no. :)

>>211591572
LOL OMG U KNO PEDOBER IN R/L!?!?

>>211590036

you be trolling

>>211588936
you fag, you should leave. When I started here I was told to gtfo all the time. It builds character. If you take the insults and stick around then you can stay. I'm not here to play nice with a bunch of sissy 12 year old fags.

HI GUISE JEFFY HERE, I THINK THIS IS 100% RIGHT. I HATE THE NEW DUDES THEY ALWAYS TALK ABOUT MEMES TOO MUCH LOL. THEY THNK CUZ THIS IS THE RANDOM SECTION THEY CAN B RANDOM BUT THEY DONT RLY KNOW ITS SECRETLY /B/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

>>211591721
YEAH AND I KNOW THAT CERAL GUY BECAUSE I EAT CEREAL WITH HIM EVERY MORNING!! LULZ!! THESE NEWFAGS DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT /B/!!

oldfags pretending to be newfags.
the true cancer that is killing /b/

And this is an example of rule number one as per the OP and an example of impersonation.

And the great majority of namefag impersonations will have the words "Disregard that, I suck cocks", which I do suck cocks.

>>211592328

OMG I HAVE BOTH OF THOSE! YOU HAVE AN ACCOUNT ON FUNNYJUNK? I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND!! RUNEFAGS ALL THE WAY!! LULZ

i know quite a bit about /B/ you overzealous faggot OP~desudesu

i think newfag is a prety cool guy. he doesnt afraid of nothing lol.