Walk in, see this.Wat do?
hopefully sit down and have some delicious freshly cooked pasta.
Punch bird in the face. Dinner should be READY, not merely COOKING by the time I get back. Bitch.
HUG BIRD.
OP here. Disregard that, I suck cocks.
OP here, Disregard that, I love penis
OP here. Disregard that, I suck cockatiels.
dont panicassess situationlook at rulesget in car
>>210351886shit myself because dinosaurs are no longer extinct
>>210352411>>210352678HIVEMIND DETECTED.
Pull her outta the kitchen an into the bed room
start setting the table.
Kill it with fireWait 20 minsProfit Nom Nom Nom