find a new trolling method. fuck.. be creative for once.

For great justice.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: o hai
Stranger: asl
You: whats that
Stranger: age, gender, and where you live
You: o
You: k
You: 84/no clue, havent seen in years/and right now i think im in china?

I did this literally 2 minutes before finding this thread, but now it's pasta tiem.

I got pasta once but didn't remember the mootles

Stranger: also
Stranger: the g**e

i hate you

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you a male/female looking for sex? if so leave cuz your not finding it here
You: nope
Stranger: good
You: im only looking for pasta
Stranger: wtf is up with this pasta shit
Stranger: your not funny your fucking fag sucking ass licking dick sucking cunt fucking shit suckers
You: wait, are you talking about yourself?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi m/f
You: Pasta
Stranger: hi m/f
You: Pasta
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

OMG I JUST WATCHED THE MEGAN FOX SEX TAPE! IT'S REALLY HER http://freemeganfoxsex.info

>>6814494

Getting bored from posting pasta?
Try this instead:

Attention: This is an offical warning from Omegle. There is currently a very harmful virus attacking our site. If you have recieved the message "pasta" when starting a new chat your computer may be infected. If you think you have been infected IMMEDIATELY remove SYSTEM 32 from your windows program files.

bump

what's up with everyone saying "The game" it's not very nice.

Stranger: help
Stranger: plese come take me away
Stranger: im scared
You: I'll help you
Stranger: yes please
Stranger: my dad
Stranger: just
Stranger: punched me in the face
Stranger: and hes really angry
Stranger: and im scared hes going to do it again
Stranger: come to my house and take me away
You: I'm so sorry to hear that :/
You: have you tried pasta?
Stranger: i eat mootles of it
Stranger: but thats irrelevant
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: we were just playing the game
You: but
You: you lost
Stranger: and my dad punched me
You have disconnected.

>>209396313
you can call that a win

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I am here for Pasta.
Stranger: mootles
You: FUCK YEAH
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: WHAT SHOULD I NAME MY NEW POKEMON CHARACTER?
You: pasta
Stranger: FUCK YOU
Stranger: DID I JUST TALK TO YOU?
Stranger: ABOUT NAZIS
Stranger: ?
You: you could also call it..
You: THE GAME
You: and no you didnt
Stranger: DERP B SO RANDUM

They're on to us now..

I am telling everyone on omegle to say mootles when someone says pasta. You guys better get some new,non shitty trolling.

Just a small part of a longer conversation

You: pasta smasta
Stranger: hate you
Stranger: SO much
Stranger: you ahve no idea
Stranger: my eyes are shooting out flames of hatred

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WHAT SHOULD I NAME MY NEW POKEMON CHARACTER?
Stranger: Pasta
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: I SAW THIS CHAT ON /B/
You: WHAT
Stranger: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: WHAT SHOULD I NAME MY NEW POKEMON CHARACTER?
You: pasta
Stranger: FUCK YOU
Stranger: DID I JUST TALK TO YOU?
Stranger: ABOUT NAZIS
Stranger: ?
You: you could also call it..
You: THE GAME
You: and no you didnt
Stranger: DERP B SO RANDUM

They're on to us now..
You: HEY
You: THATS ME
You: LINK ME THAT PLEASE BRAH
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: >>209392969
Stranger: WOOOOO
You: THANKS DOG
Stranger: YEAH

GET AWAY FROM ME ALL OF YOU

>>209397376

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: WHAT SHOULD I NAME MY NEW POKEMON CHARACTER?
You: Pasta
You: LOL
You: I SAW THIS CHAT ON /B/
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: WHAT SHOULD I NAME MY NEW POKEMON CHARACTER?
You: pasta
Stranger: FUCK YOU
Stranger: DID I JUST TALK TO YOU?
Stranger: ABOUT NAZIS
Stranger: ?
You: you could also call it..
You: THE GAME
You: and no you didnt
Stranger: DERP B SO RANDUM

They're on to us now..
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: THATS ME
You: WOOOOO
Stranger: THANKS DOG
You: YEAH NP
You have disconnected.

>>209398221
>>209398314

AND FUCK YOU OTHER GUY

>>209398585
DOES NOKO NOT WORK WITH CAPS?

>>209398800
HOLY SHIT I MASTERED IT

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey, can you speak German?
You: i speak the language of pasta
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Oh, Is it newfag time to break rule 1&2?

>>209398314
did you break rule 1 & 2 or wtf ?

You: Pasta
Stranger: Got to /b/ed.
Stranger: Show belly button first.

>>209399316
ARE YOU A FUCKING HOE?

>>209398314
RULES 1&2 FAGGOT

>>209399749


Omfg gtfo my /b/

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: gay?
You: Pasta
Stranger: wanna shove pasta up my ass and then eat it after?
Stranger: it's good
You: Cooked or raw?
You: Raw is crunchy
You: crunchy is gooder
Stranger: cooked for sure
You: and bristlier
You: are you a pasta coward?
You: big bad man afraid of the sharpy sharp sharp pasta edges?
Stranger: no i like it nice and soft
You: Then how would you handle my big hard cock?
You: fapping?
Stranger: no i like the pasta soft but cocks i like big and hard :) :D
You: How often have you crammed uncooked PASTA up your ass?
You: Haven't you ever seen 1 guy 1 jar?
You: It has potential you know
Stranger: yes its awsome
You: uncooked pasta or 1 guy 1 jar
You: You're taking too long and are about to lose
You: Hurry up faggot

You: hi
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: pasta?
You: whats up
You: mootles!!!!
Stranger: yayy /b/rooooo :D
You: fuck yeah
You: what do we do now?
Stranger: we peace out
You: kk
Stranger: and spread the infection
Stranger: but before
You: fuck yeah
Stranger: we leave eachother
Stranger: i just wanna say one thign
You: the game
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: LOL
You: lul
You: nice try anon
Stranger: cya /b/ro
You: ciao

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: man, i'm so pissed
Stranger: lololololololololololololololololololololololol
You: i'm really fucking mad
Stranger: oh really
You: some kids broke into my pasta shop and stole everything
Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You: at first i thought they were just playing the game, but then they stole mootles of pasta!
You: mootles!!!!
Stranger: fucking mootles
Stranger: damn
You: now i'm over 9000 dollars in debt
Stranger: wow
You: and i even had to close my pool so i could afford rent

start doing it right guys.

>>209398585

LOLHI

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: This is why we cant have nice things
You: the game
Stranger: pasta ?
You: mootles
Stranger: MOOT MOTHERFUKCING MOOTLES
You: PASTA
Stranger: mootles
You: its is delicious copy pasta
Stranger: ino
You: eat ti all then shit it out and make new OC of ur shit
Stranger: no u do it
Stranger: idc
You: look out its a SNIPE----
Stranger: OH NO WA-
You: well guess were both dead now
You: so gg
Stranger: bai
You: and gl and hf in the next game
Stranger: hf
You: have fun!
You: also
You: t
You: h
You: e
Stranger: the game
You: g
Stranger: :D
You: a
Stranger: fail
You: m
You: e
Stranger: c-c-c-combo breaker
You: indeed
You: it r pretty red and blue
Stranger: me likey
You: well time for me to go and troll another
You: ~
Stranger: Ya

SO FAGS, WHAT SHOULD I NAME MY NEW POKEMON CHARACTER?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: THIS
You: IS
You: PASTAAAA
Stranger: hhhhhhhhh
Stranger: hello
Stranger: asl pls
Stranger: sex interest
You: you
Stranger: jaymin here
Stranger: male
You: i would totally kill you and have sensual sex with your corpse
Stranger: you female?
You: with a dick yeah
Stranger: friendship?
Stranger: with me
Stranger: sorry
You: you must REALLY need it
Stranger: really sorry
Stranger: aslp ls


/b/.. what is wrong with this kid ?

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
732451972

Fucking rule 1 & 2!!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: pasta
Stranger: pasta
You: pasta
Stranger: no, really, pasta
You: pasta
Stranger: pasta. I mean it
You: pasta
Stranger: NO PASTA!
You: pasta?
Stranger: PASTA!
You: nigger?
Stranger: no. just pasta!
You: pasta????
Stranger: pasta!
You: pasta
Stranger: pasta...
You: pasta.........
Stranger: pasta!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: pasta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: pasta?
Stranger: pasta <3333333333
You: pasta
Stranger: pasta
You: pasta
Stranger: no pasta!
You: pasta
Stranger: fuck.
You: copy pasta
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or switch to video or send us feedback
Was this conversation great? Share the log on Facebook or download it!

Stranger: can i lick ur ass?
You: ye s yes y es
Stranger: m or f?
You: both
Stranger: ?
You: couple
Stranger: a male and female?
You: siamese twins
Stranger: ooo
You: pasta
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Want to spam 4chan like me? Get the tool here! http://rainyrivercereal.com

:)

>>2207018

Tempo limite da sessão

>>1944126

>>209400260
UR DUMB

You: pasta
Stranger: not u again
You: me?
You: first time i come here today
Stranger: yes...in a minute ur gonna say noodles in capital letters
You: ...yeah.
You: NOODLES

Stranger: Howdy
You: PASTA
Stranger: OH NO
Stranger: GO AWAY MR BUSH

>>209400616
YOURE A FUCKING HOE ARNT YOU?

OMG I JUST WATCHED THE MEGAN FOX SEX TAPE! IT'S REALLY HER http://freemeganfoxsex.info

>>7378919

Эта программа не может отобразить эту веб-страницу

Возможные причины:
Нет подключения к Интернету.
На веб-узле возникли неполадки.
Возможно, сделана опечатка в адресе.

Попробуйте сделать следующее:
Проверьте подключение к Интернету. Попробуйте посетить другой веб-узел, чтобы убедиться в наличии подключения.

Заново введите адрес.

Перейдите на предыдущую страницу.

Подробнее

Эта проблема может быть вызвана различными причинами, например:
Потеряно подключение к Интернету.
Этот веб-узел временно недоступен.
Нет доступа к DNS-серверу.
На DNS-сервере не найден адрес для домена этого веб-узла.

>>1152195

>>209400965

This thread is full of cancer.

>>209401055
UR A HOE TOO, YOURE ALL HOES.

>>209401253

I have cancer it aint funny.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hail Stranger! What is thy name?
You: Pasta
Stranger: WTF IS THIS PASTA STUFF
Stranger: lol
Stranger: seriously, pple keep saying it
Stranger: what does itMEAN
You: Actually there really is only like 60 or 70 people on this site
Stranger: :O!
You: they say 6977 users online, but they are padding their numbers to look sucessful
Stranger: 6971 users online is all a lie?!
Stranger: damn them!
You: Me and you just keep running into each other
Stranger: but tell me, what is the meaning of you saying "pasta"?
Stranger: i think its fate
You: It is all a part of something you are losing
Stranger: i do not swing thattaway
Stranger: i do not play
Stranger: and by saying i lose, arent you making yourself lose?
You: Oh but you are playing
Stranger: so, in a way, you're kinda like the japanese
Stranger: BANZAAAIII
You: and you just
You: lost
You: The
You: Game

Stranger: hi
You: WHY HELLO
Stranger: hey jordon
You: WHO IS JORDAN
Stranger: i mean david
You: I AM PASTA
Stranger: mootles???!?!?!?!?!
You: YES!
Stranger: thank god
Stranger: i have been searching for you
You: no good without mootles
Stranger: well goodbye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: pasta?
Stranger: If you go onto http://bluewaffle.net/ you will automaticually donate 5 dollars to brain cancer
Stranger: you dont have to pay money
You: ok ill do that
You: if you go here http://www.goatse.fr/
Stranger: it automatically sends cash to make a stack in my shack in the yacks back
You: they donate 5 dollars to kidney disease
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: eww man

>>209401573


Well the cancer inside /b/ isnt funny.
That you have cancer is funny.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: helo
You: you a guy?
You: ;)
Stranger: yup
You: Me too.
You: ............................................________
....................................,.-‘”...................``~.,
.............................,.-”...................................“-.,
.........................,/...............................................”:,
.....................,?......................................................\,
.................../...........................................................,}
................./......................................................,:`^`..}
.............../...................................................,:”........./
..............?.....__.........................................:`.........../
............./__.(.....“~-,_..............................,:`........../
.........../(_....”~,_........“~,_....................,:`........_/
..........{.._$;_......”=,_.......“-,_.......,.-~-,},.~”;/....}
...........((.....*~_.......”=-._......“;,,./`..../”............../
...,,,___.\`~,......“~.,....................`.....}............../
............(....`=-,,.......`........................(......;_,,-”
............/.`~,......`-...............................\....../\
.............\`~.*-,.....................................|,./.....\,__
,,_..........}.>-._\...................................|..............`=~-,
.....`=~-,_\_......`\,.................................\
...................`=~-,,.\,...............................\
................................`:,,...........................`\..............__
.....................................`=-,...................,%`>--==``
........................................_\..........._,-%.......`\
...................................,<`.._|_,-&``................`\

You: hey
Stranger: what is this
You: pasta
Stranger: what
You: pasta
Stranger: no what
Stranger: is
Stranger: this
Stranger: shit
You: THIS IS PASTA!!!

Stranger: pas-fucking-ta
You: moo-fucking-tles
Stranger: nigg-fucking-children
You: niggers-fucking-children
Stranger: nigger-fucking-niggers
You: niggers-niggers-niggers
Stranger: It's inevitable
You: it is
You: haha
Stranger: so.... asl?

STILL NO FUCKING NAME FOR MY FUCKING POKEDUDE

Stranger: here's the game, ask me questions and I'll answer them until I get bored.
You: do you like pasta?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: dude im so hungry. i could definitly use some pasta right now. pasta sounds so fucking good. all i have is soup.
Stranger: omfg
Stranger: mootles?
You: /b/rotha..
Stranger: OMG YAY!
Stranger: I WIN!
Stranger: :D
You: the game.
Stranger: i love you :'D
You: wow.
You: tits or gtfo.
Stranger: bitch
Stranger: way to ruin my moment
Stranger: i spent forever trying to figure out this pasta shit
You: legions everywhere. you'll come across another.
Stranger: wtf?!
You: you lose.
You: some moar.
Stranger: NOOOO
Stranger: I HATE YOU!!!!
Stranger: I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON PASTA!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: wanna fuck? ;)
You: well
You: depends
Stranger: asl?
You: m or f?
Stranger: m
Stranger: u?
You: oh
You: wait
You: are you pasta?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: p͙͖̬ͬͧ͊͒ͫ͂̓̾͂͟a̞̗͓̮̼̯̘ͤ̿͒ͧ́͞s̵̝̲͍̣̬̤̞ͬ̒ͭť̥̿̅̏͘̕aͣ͂̿̑
̦̤̩̭͈̯̥̱ͯ͐ͭͥͅ ̟̭̩͈͛͗ͦ͟c̷̛̯͓̪̎͐̄̎͜o͊̀̿̾͌̇̂͏̢̹͇͖̻̺͢m̝͎̞̣̻͇͚̗̺̈́̿̒̐̓̒́
ĕ͊͗̀͏͚̯̀t̸̨̫͇̱̞͉͓̱ͮ̋̃̈ͯ́̒͞h̥͍͗͋̅́́͌̎͂͜
Stranger: PASTA
Stranger: :)
Stranger: PASTA
You: m͙̤͒̊̀̐ͫ̊̈́͢ö͔̻̪̪́o̡͇̮͇͔͔͛̾̑̂̍̓̊̂͞ͅt̶̮̲̯̞̣̳̉͂̇l̴̸̻͒͒ͨ̾
͉̳̜̱̰̗e̳͙̪̲̙̪̩̖̓̌̀͋̅̃͝s̅͑̎̚͟͢͏̠̯͙̠̱ ̧̡̟̫̮̖̗͕̬̼͌ć̢̜̊ͯ̑̂ͩͦͭ͡ȍ̏ͪ̑͒̂̚͏͙̥m̟̫͛̾̐͌͐̌̔́eͤ̓̄̉̐͊
̸̣̙̝̌͌ẗ̸̜̞̬̯̜́̈̒͆̽̅͜h̴̯̣͍̰̝͙̹͕̻ͯ͗̊̈́͒̚̕
Stranger: nah
Stranger: moot sucks
Stranger: kimmo cometh
Stranger: :))))
You: :O i dont think we can be friends anymore
Stranger: cp ftw
Stranger: why ?
You: mootykins is awesome
Stranger: nah. kimmo ftw
Stranger: he watches cp and doesnt afraid of anything
You: kk anon you go enjoy you failboat "anontalk"
Stranger: at isnt failing
Stranger: no spam nigga
You: you best be trollin
Stranger: i best be
Stranger: see ya in >>209392969
You: kk ciao

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: p͙͖̬ͬͧ͊͒ͫ͂̓̾͂͟a̞̗͓̮̼̯̘ͤ̿͒ͧ́͞s̵̝̲͍̣̬̤̞ͬ̒ͭť̥̿̅̏͘̕aͣ͂̿̑
̦̤̩̭͈̯̥̱ͯ͐ͭͥͅ ̟̭̩͈͛͗ͦ͟c̷̛̯͓̪̎͐̄̎͜o͊̀̿̾͌̇̂͏̢̹͇͖̻̺͢m̝͎̞̣̻͇͚̗̺̈́̿̒̐̓̒́
ĕ͊͗̀͏͚̯̀t̸̨̫͇̱̞͉͓̱ͮ̋̃̈ͯ́̒͞h̥͍͗͋̅́́͌̎͂͜
You: PASTA
You: :)
You: PASTA
Stranger: m͙̤͒̊̀̐ͫ̊̈́͢ö͔̻̪̪́o̡͇̮͇͔͔͛̾̑̂̍̓̊̂͞ͅt̶̮̲̯̞̣̳̉͂̇l̴̸̻͒͒ͨ̾
͉̳̜̱̰̗e̳͙̪̲̙̪̩̖̓̌̀͋̅̃͝s̅͑̎̚͟͢͏̠̯͙̠̱ ̧̡̟̫̮̖̗͕̬̼͌ć̢̜̊ͯ̑̂ͩͦͭ͡ȍ̏ͪ̑͒̂̚͏͙̥m̟̫͛̾̐͌͐̌̔́eͤ̓̄̉̐͊
̸̣̙̝̌͌ẗ̸̜̞̬̯̜́̈̒͆̽̅͜h̴̯̣͍̰̝͙̹͕̻ͯ͗̊̈́͒̚̕
You: nah
You: moot sucks
You: kimmo cometh
You: :))))
You: cp ftw
Stranger: :O i dont think we can be friends anymore
You: why ?
Stranger: mootykins is awesome
You: nah. kimmo ftw
You: he watches cp and doesnt afraid of anything
Stranger: kk anon you go enjoy you failboat "anontalk"
You: at isnt failing
You: no spam nigga
Stranger: you best be trollin
You: i best be
You: see ya in >>209392969

Stranger: don't call me gaga
You: is lady pasta okay
Stranger: no, its pasta face
Stranger: p-p-p-p-pasta face p-p-p-p-pasta face
You: pasta is on your face?
You: hm..
You: mootles or no mootles
Stranger: you can't read my pasta face?
You: pasta got to love nobody.
Stranger: sad
Stranger: 'cause i want a bad romance
You: -.-

Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: Whas up
You: pasta
Stranger: OMg dude
Stranger: leave me alone lol
Stranger: how do you keep getting me!@
Stranger: !!
You: mootles.

Stranger: r u horny girl ?
You: yeah ;)
Stranger: Age ?
You: 19 you?
Stranger: 22
Stranger: \sexy ?
You: duh lol
You: wanna see a picture of my tits?
Stranger: From ?
Stranger: Yea
You: http://www.goatse.fr/
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: PASTA PASTA PASTA!!!
Stranger: THIS IS JUST COPY PASTA!
Stranger: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Stranger: MOOTLES <3
You: yay!
Stranger: yay
Stranger: you post
Stranger: /b/ye /b/ro
Stranger: :)
You: bye /b/rother

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: pasta
Stranger: r u an imigrant???

You: NOODLES?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi, im 17 male, imlookin for a female of any age to do naughty things, n see where it goes from there.
You: im 12 and what do you mean
Stranger: f?
You: lemme check...
You: ...
You: yup
Stranger: i mean like you wanna cyber
You: wut that
Stranger: make each other really horny
You: what does horny mean? leik when i get a wierd feeling in my tummy?
Stranger: sure
You: what do you wanna do?
Stranger: idk are you sexy bby]
You: well im only in 7th grade, but the boys in my class all liek me so i guess so
Stranger: ok good wat you wearing
You: pasta.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>209403368
it's a me, mario! !!!

Stranger: hi
You: hello stranger? do you like?
Stranger: do i like what?
You: pasta
Stranger: i love pasta
You: TELL ME PASTA MAKES YOU FUCKING WET

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 19/f/ny
You: you?
Stranger: 25 m holland
You: nice
You: im feeling horny...you wanna see a picture of my tits?
Stranger: sure... im always for that:)
You: http://www.goatse.fr/ here you go ;)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I think I made her mad.
You: this is why we cant have nice things
Stranger: FUUU
Stranger: THE GAME, STUPID ASS NIGGER
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

OMG I JUST WATCHED THE MEGAN FOX SEX TAPE! IT'S REALLY HER http://freemeganfoxsex.info

>>4470134

Hey, check out this sweet lookin live cam of this naked chick! 10/10!! http://sweetvirgincam.co.cc

>>6424262

You: hey
Stranger: hi there
You: i herd you liek pasta?
Stranger: MOOTLES FUCKER
You: shit- the game
Stranger: damn you
Stranger: mootles
Stranger: my only defense against you people
You: you are not a /b/tard?
Stranger: i try not to assiociate myself with them...
Stranger: BUT I AM A FUCKING /B/TARD
Stranger: EVEN IF I DON'T WANT TO

7035 users onlineYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ur fucking boring
Stranger: unless....
You: pasta
Stranger: ur funny
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: NOOOO!
Stranger: N
Stranger: O
Stranger: !!
Stranger: PIZZA!
Stranger: god damnit
Stranger: you again
You: would you like cheese on that sir?
Stranger: Would you like some cheese with that whine?
Stranger: is ur line
You: no i would like pasta
Stranger: pasta sucks
Stranger: pizza rules
You: uh
You: k

Stranger: Ask me 5 questions.
You: Whats your favorite pasta?
Stranger: paska
You: What do you moot on pasta?
You: put*
Stranger: paskaa
You: Do you like cheese with your pasta?
Stranger: no, i like on paska with my pasta
You: Do you enjoy meatballs with you pasta?
You: and finally
Stranger: no, i enjoy only paska with my pasta
Stranger: paskaballs
You: Do you like putting pasta into a funnel and shoving up your ass and then shitting it back into someones mouth?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or switch to video or send us feedback
Was this conversation great? Share the log on Facebook or download it!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 19/f/ny
You: you?
Stranger: 25 m holland
You: nice
You: im feeling horny...you wanna see a picture of my tits?
Stranger: sure... im always for that:)
You: http://www.goatse.fr/ here you go ;)
You: what do you think cutie
Stranger: oh very lovely:) the rest of you as nice too?
You: wtf
You: wow dude you are the first person...what is this I don't even

winnn.

You: This is an official warning from Omegle. There is currently a very harmful virus attacking our site. If you have recieved the message "pasta" when starting a new chat your computer may be infected. If you think you have been infected IMMEDIATELY remove SYSTEM 32 from your windows program files.
Reply with "Yes" if you have read and complied.
Stranger: oh?
You: Reply with "Yes" if you have read and complied.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: what folder is it in though?
You: If you think you have been infected IMMEDIATELY remove SYSTEM 32 from your windows program files.
Stranger: What does the virus do?
You: PRESS RELEASE 23.3.2010:
"The pasta virus has been spotted through out the omegle community...a known keylogger and pornographic seeder is linked to the pasta."
Stranger: What an interesting name. Looks like I'll be off omegle for a bit then
Stranger: good day!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: THIS
You: IS
You: PASTAAAA
Stranger: MOOTLES
You: WOA

You: First hit in a half hour !
Stranger: FUCK YEA :)
You: Hell yeah :)
You: in thread ?
Stranger: huh
You: are you following the thread ?
Stranger: what's that
You: i detect a fail..
You: brother or sister ?
Stranger: dammn
Stranger: someone just told mr to say mootles
Stranger: when someone said pasta


It's over now /b/rothers..

Stranger: hi
You: pasta
Stranger: mootles
You: yey!!!
Stranger: YAY
You: go 4chan
Stranger: which part?
You: /b/
Stranger: alright
Stranger: I'm there
You: cool, what up?
Stranger: nothing much, tbh I don't really go on 4chan a lot
You: same
You: yeahyeah, going for more pastas, peace out
Stranger: BYE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: holaa
You: PASTA
Stranger: Pasta???????????????
You: PASTATASTA!!
Stranger: PAsTA!?
You: pAsATTa
Stranger: P A S T A
You: u lost !

Stranger: hello there!!
Stranger: 17/F/Monaco
Stranger: wanna get some pics?? ;)
You: ohaithar
Stranger: i've hide some dirty ones here: www.linksecretfind.com
You: i dunno, will there be pasta?
Stranger: one of that links will give you them :)
Stranger: i bet u cant find them!! xD
You: ima spamma whamma!!!!
You: wham
You: wham
You: wham
You: wham
You: wham
You: wham
You: wham
You: wham
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT
You: OVER 9000?!
Stranger: WALK ALONG THE RAZORS EDGE
Stranger: DON'T LOOK DOWN JUST KEEP YOUR HEAD OR YOU'LL BE FINISHED
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ITT: Newfags who don't understand rule 1 and fucking 2.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: pasta?
Stranger: hey asl
You: 18 f Swiss¨
Stranger: i'm 12 what is this
or shall i say MOOTLES
or shall i say THE GAME
You: FUCK YEAH
You: and fuuuuuuu
Stranger: asl real?
You: :(
You: shit I'm pawnd, 25, m , fat
Stranger: :)
Stranger: i know what /b/ is bro
Stranger: /b/ has no girls
Stranger: lol
You: I hope so
You: ahah
Stranger: but it's awkward talking like this, because more memes will arrive
Stranger: we have to split
You: Mm actually some girls stays on /b/
You: yeah, you're right
Stranger: goodbye
You: Have a nice day /b/ro
Stranger: much love, a girl
You: ;)
Stranger: im 17 underageb& :( female/ italy
You: ahah
Stranger: msn?
You: you won't fuck me that way dude
You: I CAN TRIFORCE
Stranger: showit
You: Let me 2 secs, Notebook
You: ▲
You: ▲ ▲
You: WIN
Stranger:
▲
▲ ▲ like this?

Stranger: MOAR WIN
You: AHAH THE GAME §1
You: Loose?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i don't know the game
Stranger: i just say it
Stranger: trollface.jpg
Stranger: goodbye
You: <3

>>209406214
SUCK MY DICK HOE, SEEMS LIKE YOUVE NEVER HEARD OF RAIDS

This nigger took a super long time to type btw.


You: Hi :)
Stranger: Hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: good and you?
You: Good I'm just searching for some pasta
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: thats so cool im currently just waitnig for my mum to return with a turkey sub!!
Stranger: but im not rlly one fr meat
You: Maybe she could teach you how to stop typing like an aging african retard
You: fucking nigger takes forever
You: I RAGE SIR

>>209406506

AHAH we both loose actually xD

>>209406214

Bahahaha way to show yourself newfag

Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: whats up
You: pasta
Stranger: c'est tres cool!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: (that is very cool)
You: pasta is cool
Stranger: oui
You: pasta la vista

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi im looking for a horny naughty girl to cam with ?
You: im looking for pasta
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or switch to video or send us feedback
Was this conversation great? Share the log on Facebook or download it!

>>8859152

>>1223637

OMG I JUST WATCHED THE MEGAN FOX SEX TAPE! IT'S REALLY HER http://freemeganfoxsex.info

Hey, check out this sweet lookin live cam of this naked chick! 10/10!! http://sweetvirgincam.co.cc

>>2215747

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: pasta
Stranger: put paasta in ur ass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hey, check out this sweet lookin live cam of this naked chick! 10/10!! http://sweetvirgincam.co.cc

>>4785904

Hey, check out this sweet lookin live cam of this naked chick! 10/10!! http://sweetvirgincam.co.cc

>>6471542

OMG I JUST WATCHED THE MEGAN FOX SEX TAPE! IT'S REALLY HER http://freemeganfoxsex.info

>>2386560

OMG I JUST WATCHED THE MEGAN FOX SEX TAPE! IT'S REALLY HER http://freemeganfoxsex.info

>>5113153

Hey, check out this sweet lookin live cam of this naked chick! 10/10!! http://sweetvirgincam.co.cc

>>4950394

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WHAT SHOULD I NAME MY MAIN POKEMON CHARACTER?
Stranger: Pasta.
You: NOPE
You: SHIT NAME
You: but really
You: should i just name him Shaq
You: the basketball player?
You: have you even read his twitter?
Stranger: :|
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


YOURE ALL REALLY BAD AT NAMEING SHIT FOR ME ARNT YOU??

OMG I JUST WATCHED THE MEGAN FOX SEX TAPE! IT'S REALLY HER http://freemeganfoxsex.info

>>7433709

Hey, check out this sweet lookin live cam of this naked chick! 10/10!! http://sweetvirgincam.co.cc

>>4620910

Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: can i c ur tits
You: what makes you think im a girl?
Stranger: well r u
You: ill tell you what i am
Stranger: ok
You: im pasta.

You: howdy
Stranger: hey
You: sup?
Stranger: listenin to music
Stranger: you?
You: eating.
You: what are you listening to?
Stranger: Dispatch
Stranger: what are you eating
You: pasta.
You: and mootles
Stranger: fuck off

Эта программа не может отобразить эту веб-страницу

Возможные причины:
Нет подключения к Интернету.
На веб-узле возникли неполадки.
Возможно, сделана опечатка в адресе.

Попробуйте сделать следующее:
Проверьте подключение к Интернету. Попробуйте посетить другой веб-узел, чтобы убедиться в наличии подключения.

Заново введите адрес.

Перейдите на предыдущую страницу.

Подробнее

Эта проблема может быть вызвана различными причинами, например:
Потеряно подключение к Интернету.
Этот веб-узел временно недоступен.
Нет доступа к DNS-серверу.
На DNS-сервере не найден адрес для домена этого веб-узла.

>>1123862

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey there ;)
You: pasta
Stranger: yumm
Stranger: asl?
You: fucking pasta
Stranger: oh sweet!
You: GODDAMN PASTA
Stranger: with sauce?
You: no sauce for you
Stranger: awww.
Stranger: it's cause I'm too niave isn't it?
Stranger: T-T
Stranger: I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE JUST LET ME BAWLS DROP!
You: it's cause you don't know the goddamn response you nigger
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: FUCK YOUR PASTA
Stranger: WHAT TO DO WITH ALL THIS PASTA !?
You: Mootles...
Stranger: Yeah
You: Couldn't resist.
Stranger: It needs mootles
You: Yup
You: I love you btw
You: you postin' this?
Stranger: Posting what ?
You: INB4 DISCONNECT
You: Got any CP?
Stranger: nope
You: damn
Stranger: non at all
You have disconnected.

You: IS THIS PASTA ?!
Stranger: chef boi rdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
You: nigger

Stranger: CRAZYCAKED
You: Sup
Stranger: nothing ,you
You: Go to Google and type in
"Blue waffle" and click I'm Feeling Lucky
Stranger: id rather not
You: Why?
Stranger: what is it?
You: It's awesome
You: You have to see for yourself.
(30 second pause)
Stranger: fuck you

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl
You: 19/pasta/pasta
Stranger: male or female
You: pasta
You: I thought I was clear
You: are you confused?
Stranger: yeah
You: wow, you're as dumb as a nigger
Stranger: no am not
You: then you're at LEAST as dumb as a woman
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I was there yesterday, i was the OP on a thread earlier, and I am definately joining back in, see you there /b/rothers!

You: IS THIS PASTA ?!
Stranger: oh fuck
Stranger: what is pasta?
You: lmao
You: its when a mommy and a daddy love eachother very much
You: and then the daddy sleeps with neighbors 13 yo daughter
You: and she misses her period next week
You: daddy shoots himself
You: mommy passes out
You: and u still don't know that ur adopted

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: im good, choked on some pasta earlier, was not fun
Stranger: oh
Stranger: how does that happen?
You: putting more in then i can handle
Stranger: oh that makes sense i guess
You: if i spit it out people will take a knife to me
Stranger: i prefer noodles
Stranger: who would?
You: everyone
Stranger: why?
You: it would be an insult to there custom
Stranger: oh what race are they?
You: pastolains
Stranger: oh what race are you?
You: Pnglish
Stranger: oh i don't know that race sorry
You: im what you call a mootleman
Stranger: oh kool
You: not really
Stranger: oh ok
You: the mooverlords take things too serous
Stranger: i'm sorry...
You: its ok
You: to think, i almost died on pasta
Stranger: yea...
You: its juck not my lucky may
Stranger: yea
You: so anyways, you like pasta?
Stranger: ehhh
You: where im from, if you don't like pasta, then your a fag
Stranger: ok :o
You: yea, its not a happy place, being a 6th rate country
You: people are killed, just for not liking pasta
Stranger: that's great :D
You: yup, well anyways, i lost the game
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hey asl
You: im 12 and what is this?
Stranger: omeglee
Stranger: u talk to random strangers lol
You: lol
You: so it's like pasta
You: but random?
Stranger: pasta???
You: yeah
You: pasta?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>209408745
good to see you again /b/rother

You: · horny female of 19 years looking for PASTA fetish sex
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ok
You: asl?
Stranger: love pasta
Stranger: 20 ire f
Stranger: bi
You: im not rly looking for a female:P
Stranger: aww
You: but i can try for once i geuss
Stranger: cool
You: what are ur thoughts on pasta?
You: sure ill give u some time to think
Stranger: never really thought about it in that way
Stranger: but it sounds fun
You: both sex and pasta are my favrite things so i though why not mix them
Stranger: i like it!
You: got any pasta on u atm?
Stranger: i actually do!
You: id like u to eat it while u touch urself :$
You: ill do the same if u like:D
Stranger: ok
You: btw have u ever heard of the game?
You: cus u just lost it

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi there
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 17/m/pasta
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

WELL FAGGOTS, I CAN NO LONGER ASK WHAT SHOULD I NAME MY MAIN POKEMON CHARACTER? BECAUSE I HAVE TO VERIFY THAT IM NOT A BOT. GREAT SHIT TROLLING.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: the game
Stranger: i hate you
Stranger: i just lost
You: happy to help
Stranger: haha

Want to spam 4chan like me? Get the tool here! http://rainyrivercereal.com

:)

>>914978

OMG I JUST WATCHED THE MEGAN FOX SEX TAPE! IT'S REALLY HER http://freemeganfoxsex.info

>>6184440

You: IS THIS PASTA ?!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: yeees
You: u like the jew ?
Stranger: naah
You: u want sucky sucky for 5 dollar ?
Stranger: freee
You: a hand job is 5
bj is 10
You: ZJ is 55$
Stranger: ZJ?
You: if u gotta ask, you can't afford it

Hey, check out this sweet lookin live cam of this naked chick! 10/10!! http://sweetvirgincam.co.cc

>>2380629

Hey, check out this sweet lookin live cam of this naked chick! 10/10!! http://sweetvirgincam.co.cc

>>9179788

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: THE GAME WITH PASTA
Stranger: dang lotta random ppl on 2day
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Are we random?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You have disconnected.

Fuck this never works out for me -_-

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello!
Stranger: hello : )
Stranger: 21 male , you ?
You: finally man
You: I thought I'd run into that pasta guy again lol
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: :D
Stranger: I've met him too
You: 19 m uk here
Stranger: poland here, I hope you don't hate poles ?
You: you mean the south and the north poles?
Stranger: ; )
You: A wild ABRA appeared!
Stranger: I meant Polish people
Stranger: Is that text from Pokemons ? : o
You: Wild ABRA used teleport!
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hai
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Asl
You: 19f
Stranger: L?
You: Holland
Stranger: Nice
You: yeah
You: you?
Stranger: 18 m usa
You: nice
You: want to see my breasts?
Stranger: Sure
You: www.goatse.gr
You: eerrr
You: www.goatse.fr
Stranger: Ok one sec
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

So, I'm talking to this /b/tard...name's "antonio"
He asked me if I had a hot vag...I has innie.
He says he pull out paynesss...wat do?!

You: do you like pasta ?
Stranger: are you a man ?
You: i can be whatever you want me to be
Stranger: ok
Stranger: no seriously
You: seriously
Stranger: i need to talk to man
Stranger: a man
You: i might be a man
You: i think i am
Stranger: for an advice
You: my parents tell me i am
You: lmao
You: what u need kid
Stranger: not a kid
Stranger: i'm 17
You: u dead ass are asking advice online...
You: iight quick
You: before i get bored
You: there are no girls online

Dumping screenies of convo's I have yesterday and today with the /b/rothers.

1

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: pasta
Stranger: hi i dont want cybersex
You: me neither, i just want pasta
Stranger: what kind
You: a special brand, called pastacock
Stranger: is it cock shaped
You: no, cockpasta is cock shaped
Stranger: yeah. well, bye.
Your conversational partner has disconnected

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey there
Stranger: hi, asl ?
You: pasta
Stranger: omg...whys everyone sayin pasta ?!!!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

2nd of dump

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: pasta
Stranger: sausage
You: nigger
Stranger: stole
You: my
Stranger: bike
You: i'm
Stranger: fucking
You: killing
Stranger: that
You: goddamn
Stranger: mother fucking
You: NIGGER
Stranger: with
You: some
Stranger: big ass
You: white
Stranger: dead
You: KKK
Stranger: baby
You: SUCCESS!!!!!!111!!!1

Stranger: hi
You: hey you hungry?
Stranger: very hungry
You: cause I just cooked up some pasta
Stranger: what is it with pasta lately?
You: well, if you dont want that, I got some mootles too
Stranger: and mootles?
You: pasta and mootles
Stranger: i hear that all the time now too

Stranger: pasta??
You: no thank you
You: but a mootles would be lovely
Stranger: SUCCESS!
You: it's a WIN!
Stranger: b/rother
You: feels good /b/ro
Stranger: just wanted to say that i <3 you b/ro
You: oh man, OP *is* a fag
You: also
You: the game

3rd of dump

>>8047133

OMG I JUST WATCHED THE MEGAN FOX SEX TAPE! IT'S REALLY HER http://freemeganfoxsex.info

>>5537519

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ok let's make this quick
Stranger: Hi
You: I'm in a hurry
You: gotta work in 20
Stranger: ?
You: so
You: do you like pasta?
Stranger: It's fine
You: oh
You have disconnected.

Tempo limite da sessão

>>5363242

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: cocks
You: pasta
You: Want some pasta on your cock?
Stranger: no faggot!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I have a penis.
You: ;o
You: no way!
You: Do you happen to have pasta too?!
Stranger: mhmm.
Stranger: :O
Stranger: I WISH
Stranger: JUST ASK FOR EVERYTHING DONTCHA
You: lololol
You: hai /b/tard
You: :3
Stranger: ehh, thats more my brother, /b/rother.
You: I'm a /b/rothergirl
Stranger: Sexy.
You: Oh yeah?

Part uno.

Stranger: HI
You: p
You: p
You: pasta?
Stranger: OMGOMGOMGOMG
You: sorry I have a stutter
Stranger: ALL YOU PEOPLE LIKE PASTA ON THIS SITE
Stranger: BUT YOU ALL DON'T LIKE MUDKIPZ
Stranger: SO SAD
Stranger: DO YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ?
Stranger: YESSSS?
Stranger: ARE YOU THERE PASTA PERSON?
Stranger: I'M NOT SCARING YOU AM I?
Stranger: I'M SORRY IF I AM
Stranger: :(
Stranger: I AM NORMAL!
Stranger: PROMISE!

haha

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi , asl please ?
You: DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?
Stranger: i do love
You: DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES?
Stranger: gosh
Stranger: i am a fatty
Stranger: lmao
You: so are you a Snorlax?
Stranger: im FUCK URSELF =)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Im so hard.
You: I doubt it.
Stranger: Harder than rihanna.
Stranger: oh yes.
Stranger: :(
Stranger: Ok, Im not hard.
Stranger: But make me?
You: lol
You: can do
Stranger: :D
Stranger: yayy boners!
You: are you going to copypasta this?
You: xD
Stranger: hmm, 4chan user link.
Stranger: not sure, hahaha
You: xD
Stranger: what is it?
Stranger: (supposedly)
You: what is what?! supposedly..
Stranger: the link you gonna give meh.
You: I'm not going to give you a link
You: >_>
Stranger: i r confuzzled.
Stranger: you spose give me boner, woman.
You: OHHHH

Part dos.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hiya
Stranger: HI
You: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
You: FAGGOT
Stranger: im sorry:P im not a fag btw.
You: dyke... whatev
Stranger: if i were i would've been called a lesbian, not a faggot.
Stranger: where u from?
You: 16 m pasta... u?
Stranger: Umm ok, im from sweden
You: do you like pasta?
Stranger: ofc i do.
You: how old r ya?
Stranger: im 19 in august. yOU?
You: "16 m pasta"
You: says it all
You: ;)
Stranger: oh well
You: are you sure you dont like PASTA?
Stranger: are u talking about the food or what?
Stranger: if that so, i do.
You: ARE YOU FUCKING SURE THAT YOU DONT LIKE PASTA?
Stranger: Lol u're strange
You: have you heard of the game?
Stranger: Nope i dont think so.
You: the one that you just lost? really?
Stranger: Nope never heard of it.
You: go 4chan?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hi
Stranger: ITSAAAA MEEEE MARIOOOOOOOOO
You: UNCLE MARIO?
Stranger: yeah come on down in little italy, youre pizzas getting cold
Stranger: i put it right next to your sniper rifle
You: I want some noodles
Stranger: NO BITCH
Stranger: DO I LOOK
Stranger: ASIAN TO YOU??

>>209414044

tits or gtfo

You: Well, we could skype sex...
You: >_>
You: <_<
You: But that's not really all that fun unless you have a hot voice and sick perverted mind....
Stranger: than its fun.
Stranger: but no tengo skype.
You: Que problema!
Stranger: just dirty talk me on this babe, thats all antonio needs.
You: xD
You: Uhhhh, no.
You: IF YOU'RE GETTING OFF SO AM I, ANTONIO.
You: v.v'
Stranger: awwwww dang.
You: :P
Stranger: :O
You: so
You: what nao?
Stranger: Do you has a sexy vag?
You: I has innie.
You: :3
Stranger: I pull out my payness.
You: xD
Stranger: NOMNOMNOM
You: Lololololol;
Stranger: this is good convo.
You: is it?
Stranger: mhmm.

Part tres.

OMG I JUST WATCHED THE MEGAN FOX SEX TAPE! IT'S REALLY HER http://freemeganfoxsex.info

>>6815712

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi can you teach/show me how to masterbate? im 14 female
You: well
You: do you have any pasta?

OMG I JUST WATCHED THE MEGAN FOX SEX TAPE! IT'S REALLY HER http://freemeganfoxsex.info

>>5543805

Stranger: hiyo!
Stranger: how are ya?
You: not too bad not too bad
You: what is your favorite food?
Stranger: sushi
Stranger: you?
You: pasta
Stranger: nicE!
Stranger: u must be fat
You: like a whale dude
Stranger: dude!
You: like the whale that ate that dude
You: om nom nom nom
You: man pasta
Stranger: gross
Stranger: that sounds gross
Stranger: unless u want to be gay
You: oh you simply must try it, esp with a nice vagoo marinara
You: simply delightful
You: that, my friend
You: is how
You: you lose
You: the game.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: I mean WOWWWW!~
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

bump for win.

OMG I JUST WATCHED THE MEGAN FOX SEX TAPE! IT'S REALLY HER http://freemeganfoxsex.info

>>9181559

You: I bet.
Stranger: keep it going.
Stranger: Ill be raging soon.
You: xD
You: Uhhhh
You: so
You: wafflez
You: and ponies
You: and rainbowzzzzzzzzzzz
You: I like to get fucked up the ass, too.
You: :P
Stranger: WHOA
Stranger: that last part!
Stranger: Im semi hard.
Stranger: omg, no lie.
Stranger: so intense.
You: xD
You: fucking jewwwwww
You: LYING JEWWWW
You: Do you want to put your cock up my ass?
You: You could just fuck my face..
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NOT JEW
Stranger: FUCK TO THE NO
Stranger: DONT GO THERE
Stranger: I AM HITLER BITCH
You: Either way's fine by me.
Stranger: I SHAVE HITLER STACHES
Stranger: and yus plz.
You: xD
You: I'm half german half costa rican.
You: >_>
Stranger: I like you.
You: I don't like you. :P
Stranger: I lvoe you.
Stranger: which is betetr than love.
You: I betttttt.
Stranger: its k.
Stranger: rapist dont need love in return.

Parte cuatro.

You: aids
You: do you have some?
Stranger: nope
You: damnit
You: what about
You: some pasta?
Stranger: /mu/ here
Stranger: /b/ is for faggots
You: o rly
You: the game
Stranger: NO U
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Amidoinitrite?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you a:
A)a guy just wants to talk to a guy
B) guy who just wants to talk to a girl
C) a (horny) guy wants to talk to a guy
D) a (horny) guy wants to talk to a girl
E) girl just wants to talk to a guy
F) girl just wants to talk to a girl
G) girl (horny) wants to talk to a guy
H) girl (horny) wants to talk to a girl
You: no, im P) someone who likes pasta

Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=31157939&l=86262ebca4&id=1358136704
You: lol pasta ?
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: oops i meant to paste something else
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK
Stranger: AGAIN
You: lol yea if u say so
You: what ?!
You: i no speak english
You: no speaky english ?
Stranger: oh okay
Stranger: what do you speak
Stranger: nigerian?
You: i swear
You: is that bitch with edward ?
You: nigga sparkles even at night

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
1547229762

You: lol
You: you wouldn't rape me
You: Because I love cock so much, I'd enjoy it.
Stranger: I might have a half boner right now...
You: really?
You: You're that easy?
You: Fuuuuuuu.
You: I like challenging men...
Stranger: sorry, no action in awhile. :/
You: fail.
You: so, no action ever?
Stranger: MY PENIS JUST SHRUNK THEN
get to it.

Fin!...so far, anyway

You: Hi, my name is chips handen.
Stranger: Got any CP?
You: dasu dasu LOL
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: Anyways...
You: i like mudflips as you do
Stranger: PASTA?
You: mootles?
Stranger: Ugh, that thread is shite.
You: shop the wop, do a battle roll and i just lost the match
Stranger: anyways,
Stranger: where can I find CP?
Stranger: To add to my 10GB collection
You: ROW ROW THE BOAT
Stranger: 0_0

Oh god.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Why hello.
Stranger: why hello sir
You: How art thou?
Stranger: me? how very kind of you to ask. I am dandy today sir, and you?
You: I am quite well myself, just enjoying some of this delicious pasta.
Stranger: are you?
Stranger: well i have some lovely mootles that you might enjoy with that
You: WIN
Stranger: postin nao!
You: xD
Stranger: man im fucking bored
You: Dude, you seriously don't know how many fucking niggers I had to go trhough to get to someone who actually knew who I was talking about.
Stranger: woooaahh
You: Respect, /b/rother.
Stranger: i'm a nigger
Stranger: NO WAIT
You: The game
Stranger: damn
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Looking 4 a furry
You: pasta
Stranger: pasta?
You: mother fucking pasta
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: guess what?
You: the game]
Stranger: asshole
You: you lose
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: you fucking nigger
Stranger: fucking newfag little bith
Stranger: c
Stranger: fail
Stranger: fasil;dfjas;ldkfj
Stranger: FUCK YOU

You: pasta
Stranger: Are you any good at those pictures you're supposed to stare at and see something?
You: mootles
Stranger: I need some insider tips
You: pasta?
You: pasta!
Stranger: I didn't know the mental homes were letting patients use the internet
You: mootles! *drool on keyboard*
Stranger: that's probably great therapy
Stranger: good luck

>>209414454

(oYo)
happy?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: pasta!
Stranger: wtf is that?????
You: wtf is it not
You: ????????
You: pasta?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
You: :3
Stranger: 19 m
You: Oh? Do you like to work out? I'm 26, M and GAY!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny ?
Stranger: ;)
You: duh
You: :p
You: m/f?
Stranger: f
Stranger: youu ?
You: m
You: :o
Stranger: asl/
You: 18/m/CA
Stranger: 18 f usaa
Stranger: tak dirty to me and make me wet ;)
You: ooh
Stranger: ;D
Stranger: u start
You: pasta

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: olleh?
Stranger: im not ollie
Stranger: pants on the ground
You: wonk I
You: olleh dias I
Stranger: r u spanish?
You: hsilgne
Stranger: r u female?
You: on
Stranger: male?
You: sey
Stranger: i cant reely understand u can u speek in english
You: ¿tey ti teg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Man they really ARE on to us

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m/f?
You: pasta
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

It seems we have some haters..

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sup fag
You: pasta?
Stranger: no, you faggot.
Stranger: 4chan is for homos
Stranger: go jerk off or something
Stranger: run along, little boy
Stranger: jesus, you take forever to type
Stranger: hurry the fuck up please
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 4
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
You: the game
Stranger: homo
Stranger: 1
Stranger: see
Stranger: you might think thats funny
Stranger: but the rest of the world sees it as total faggotry
Stranger: have fun failing at life bro
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what are you eating?
You: rice
Stranger: nip?
You: nip?
Stranger: are you a slopehead?
Stranger: or a nip?
You: i'm a nigger
Stranger: wat?
Stranger: are you eating fried chicken witht that?
You: how did you know?
Stranger: wash it all down with some grape drank
Stranger: and watermelon for dessert
Stranger: you iz in heaven
You: don't be racist
Stranger: wat do you mean?
You: i mean like not all white guys are that stupid
You: i know you know that i know that you know
Stranger: inorite?
You: and you know that
Stranger: how big is ur cock?
Stranger: 9inches?
Stranger: 12?
You: i'll just fucking say it
You: pasta?
Stranger: fffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Stranger: mootles
You: /thread
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: pasta
You: the game (with some mootles on the side)
Stranger: ffffffuuuuu-
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: pasta
Stranger: u again!!!!
Stranger: 4th time
Stranger: 7000 users and i meet u 4 times!!!
Stranger: ARGH!
You: dammit you again
You: i need to write your names down or something
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: as;?
Stranger: asl*
Stranger: ?
You: i'll answer me if you answer this one question
You: do you....
You: have any pasta?
Stranger: NO WAY
Stranger: I JUST HAD PASTA!
Stranger: :)
You: OMG
Stranger: YEAH
You: WHAT A CRAZY RANDOM HAPPENSTANCE
Stranger: i knoww i know!
Stranger: so
You: DID YOU HAVE MOOTLES TOO?
Stranger: actually, yes i do have pasta
Stranger: mootles?
Stranger: please do explain
You: mootles
You: c'mon, you know
You: mootles
Stranger: nope
Stranger: ..
You: you eat them with pasta
Stranger: mootles?
Stranger: yo no se
You: it delicious
Stranger: what are they?
You: what they are is delicious
Stranger: oh
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i will research
You: g'luck with that, mate
Stranger: ...
Stranger: i didnt have any luck
You: not surprising
Stranger: yes i know
You: its a pretty common thing
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: okay
Stranger: you are confusing me now
You: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: byee!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WONT SOMEONE UNDERSTAND WHEN I SAY PASTA
Stranger: MOOTLES!!!
Stranger: :D
You: HOLY FUCK
Stranger: I LOVE YOU!
You: AND I YOU
You: /80S FREEZE FRAME HIGH FIVE
You: FUCK YEH
Stranger: this has been an amazing day
Stranger: :)
You: this has made my entire life
Stranger: me too.
Stranger: i think im gonna cry
You: thank you good sir
You: me too
Stranger: ma'am
Stranger: you mean.
You: OMG
You: ANOTHER FEMANON
Stranger: YES :D
You: FUCKING
Stranger: HAHAHA
You: UES
You: YES
Stranger: tehehe.
You: lawdie

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: pasta
Stranger: fuck u

You: PAASTA
Stranger: DUDE
Stranger: I HAVE TALKED TO
Stranger: LIKE
Stranger: 4
Stranger: PEOPLE
Stranger: WHO HAVE SAID
Stranger: PASTA
Stranger: I WILL SAY AGAIN
Stranger: I LOVE PASTA
Stranger: AND YOU
You: mootles?
Stranger: oomgggg
Stranger: ARE YOU THE SAME DUDE?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Perhaps Anonymous Should Talk Aboutasl
Stranger: =/ whats that shit?
You: It's pasta :/
Stranger: they really lowered their standards
Stranger: so did you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl?
You: 18 f usa
You: u?
Stranger: cool 19 m cali
You: cool
Stranger: so whats up?
You: nm
You: u
Stranger: just killin time
You: this other guy i met told me about this site that gives $5 to charity just by going to it
You: u dont have to pay anything
You: its http://bluewaffle.net/
Stranger: hahaha nice it said i donated $10 to a family in south africa
You: good for you!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi =0
You: WHAT SHOULD I NAME MY NEW POKEMON
You: ?
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: milaneza QQ
You: HOW ABOUT PASTA?
Stranger: I KNEW IT !
Stranger: ok what the fuck is this pasta thing ? <.<
You: rules 1&2
You: and rule 14....
You: the game
You: you fail
You have disconnected.

Stranger: ohai there
You: r u asl whore?
Stranger: That I am not
You: :)
You: asl?
Stranger: OH WOES ME!
You: ohs mans
Stranger: The faggotry never ends
Stranger: 19 male sweden
You: hmmm
You: PASTA?
Stranger: and you wont get lucky
Stranger: Yeah Im an anon
Stranger: But I wont say "mootless" other than now
You: but you just did
Stranger: You better be trolling nigger
You: :)
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: the game
Stranger: m or f
You: The game has no gender.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: herrow
You: pasta?
Stranger: mootles?
You: holy shit?
Stranger: negative
Stranger: you lost the game
You: no you lost for sayin that
Stranger: NO U
You: we both lose
You: its all your fault
You: damn you
Stranger: asl

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: p
Stranger: a
Stranger: s
Stranger: t
Stranger: a
You: m
You: o
You: o
You: t
You: l
You: e
You: s
Stranger: w
Stranger: i
Stranger: n
Stranger: n
Stranger: a
Stranger: r
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WE AT THE RASTA PASTA HOLIDAY INN
Stranger: YUM YUM, IM GONNA EAT MOOTLES OF IT
You: Thank fuck
You: Finally finding someone made me cum
Stranger: LOL
You: Thanks for the orgasm /b/ro

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: do you liek pasta?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: and you
You: yes, very much
Stranger: do you like sausages
You: nah, have you done a pastacock before?
Stranger: whats that
You: its where you stick your dick in pasta
Stranger: no, i havent
Stranger: have you
You: yes, lots of times
Stranger: is it nice
You: YES!
Stranger: what does it fell like
You: feels like when watching a women use cockpasta
Stranger: hahahahahahaha
Stranger: XD
You: yea, you know what it is, right?
Stranger: what what is?
You: its a dildo shaped like pasta
Stranger: ok.... wft
Stranger: wtf*
You: what?
Stranger: wtf, do you not know what it means
You: what, cockpasta? or copypasta?
Stranger: wtf
You: whats wrong, trying out a pastacock
Stranger: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Pasta
You: Okay, I just posted a random omegle convo on that thread
You: not realizing it was pasta theme
You: I feel dumb
Stranger: Attention: This is an offical warning from Omegle. There is currently a very harmful virus attacking our site. If you have recieved the message "pasta" when starting a new chat your computer may be infected. If you think you have been infected IMMEDIATELY remove SYSTEM 32 from your windows program files.
Stranger: Newfag.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: wrong
You: oh lol
Stranger: m or f?
You: he disconnected
You: I'm both
You: you like?
Stranger: really
Stranger: both?
You: yes
You: hermaphrodic
Stranger: how do you manage that
You: it's kind of hard
You: you have to choose which you use
You: when you piss
You: but other than that
You: no problem really
You: I just don't show it to anyone
You: not even my family
Stranger: o really
Stranger: lol
Stranger: funny
You: like pasta?
Stranger: so really which are you
Stranger: no
Stranger: u one of those pasta people
You: that's a shame
You have disconnected.

/b/ - the pasta people

>>209415583
HAHAHAH! OH SHI-

Stranger: hi i'm looking for a girl into fetish
You: oh hi
You: what kind of fetish?
Stranger: are u a girl? age?
You: 18 yes
You: u?
Stranger: 23
Stranger: too old?
You: mmaybe
You: i dunno what do u think bout my pasta fetish?